Digital Noise Episode 32: The Returned Korean Haunters at the Summit

Oh lawdy, do we have an awful lot of noise for you this week. A mountain of titles fell on Chris and Brian and they do their best to dig through them, and fortunately for their sanity, come up with some can’t miss entertainment, both stuff you know, and stuff we’re pretty sure you don’t. From Criterion’s release of “Fantastic Mr Fox” to Season 3 of “Sherlock” to the Diamond Edition of “Chicago” we’ve got some amazing big titles for ya. But the real surprise is in some of the lesser known stuff, like the French supernatural drama “The Returners”, the Korean animated film “Aachi and Ssipak”, or the British idyllic apocalypse film (yes, that’s a thing) “How I Live Now”, we’ve got some real gems you’re gonna want to hear about. So what are you still reading this for? Press play already. And get your amazon button clicking finger tensed and ready, ’cause there’s a lot of gold at the end of this rainbow…

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Whet Your Appetite for ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ with This Teaser Video

In the months since Marvel Studios announced that Guardians of the Galaxy would be the last film before the sequel to The Avengers, it seems as if fan reaction has gone from “Who the hell are the Guardians of the Galaxy?” to “I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!!!”  A good number of the people invested in the Marvel Cinematic Universe have spent time learning about the various members of this intergalactic defense force and they’ve liked what they’ve seen. It is likely that after seeing this teaser video (released today on Marvel’s YouTube page) and its associated trailer, that interest will only continue to grow.

Though this video is less than twenty seconds long, there’s enough in here to entice the ardent Marvel fanbase. This is our first look at each of the team’s members in motion and despite the brevity of some appearances (blink and you’ll miss Rocket Raccoon), each one of them looks pretty great. Given that one of the Guardians is a living space tree, that’s quite the feat! Give the teaser a look here:

 

The entire trailer debuts tonight on  Jimmy Kimmel Live, so I guess many of us (myself included) will be staying up and tuning into ABC. James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy stars Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, and Benicio del Toro and debuts in theaters on August 1, 2014.

What are your thoughts about this teaser? Do you have any predictions about what might happen in Guardians of the Galaxy and how it will tie in to the rest of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe? Share your ideas in the comments!

Via Marvel Entertainment’s YouTube Page

The Gravity of Regular Adventure Shows: A Look at the Best in Modern Children’s Television

I came from a generation that was practically raised by cable television. The last generation of Hanna Barbara cartoons, the original Nicktoons and Disney Afternoon shows of the mid 90s to the early 2000s were the big cartoons us Generation Y-ers grew up with. Hell, I can fully admit that a lot of my sense of humor came from the works artists like Genndy Tartakovsky (Dexter’s Laboratory, Samurai Jack), Stephen Hillenberg (Rocko’s Modern Life, Spongebob Squarepants) and Craig McCracken (Powerpuff Girls).

So, as with any generation of cartoon viewers, most of us moved on and made the inevitable backlash comments against the networks that basically helped raise us (“It’s not as good as it used to be, back when we watched it!”). I can admit that even I was in that camp for awhile. Yet, in the last few years, we’ve seen a splurge of animated shows that were created by fellow Millennials who were influenced by those same shows and took their aesthetics to a more modern audience of both the children and adults of today. Now, while I’m aware that there are several shows that people praise for these reasons, but for the purposes of my article, I’m going to be focusing on three specifically: Disney Channel’s Gravity Falls and Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time Regular Show.

All three shows have a simple premise at heart. Adventure Time deals with adopted brothers Finn the Human and Jake the Dog (it’s a bit of a long story) fighting against threats to the “Land of Ooo”, a fantastical kingdom of living candy beings ruled over by Princess Bubblegum. Regular Show mostly deals with young adults Mordecai (the anthropomorphic blue jay) and Rigby (the similarly anthropomorphic raccoon) working their jobs at the local park of their (unnamed) city, which is run by Benson (a sentient gumball machine), who constantly tries to fire the two of them. Meanwhile, at Gravity Falls, human twins Dipper and Mabel Pines are spending the summer working under their shifty great uncle (or “Grunkle”, as they call him) Stan at the titular town in the middle of a dense forest region and discovering secrets about the town’s origin.

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The cast of Regular Show (from left to right, first row then second; Rigby, Mordecai, Benson, Pops and Skips)

From these very baseline premises, the shows have their characters encounter a variety of creative and bizarre threats. It’s clear that all three show’s creators were influenced by a wide range of sources, whether it be literary fantasy, 8-bit video games or mystical conspiracy theories. Despite these elements being familiar, it’s still clear that these culturally based threats aren’t merely done for the sake of being references as the creative teams manage to adapt them to the previously established tone of the shows, which is usually more comedic in nature. Regular Show has pretty much made an art form out of this, with episodes that recall everything from Transformers: The Movie to Lord of the Rings. Hell, there’s even an episode where the villain is an evil Chinese warlock modeled after Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China… who’s actually voiced by James Hong! It’s a reference that the average Cartoon Network demographic obviously won’t get, yet it still works for that younger audience as a threat for the characters to face off against and a cultural reference that more genre savvy adult fans in the audience can latch on to.

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The cast of Gravity Falls (from left to right; Soos, Dipper, Grunkle Stan, Mabel and Wendy)

All three shows also have such inventive visuals for their animation. The shows of my youth tended to make due with limited production budgets, especially those from Hanna Barbara that managed to create great shows despite the finite parameters. In the case of these modern shows, the designs feel simplistic yet polished which allows for the animators to give the characters a lot of expression with just a few line placements rather than overuse lines just for the sake of over the top wackiness. Gravity Falls makes great use of such simplistic designs by adding well placed awkward twitches and details that give each character their own individual identities. For example, Grunkle Stan as a design on face value works well enough as the grumpy old man archetype. Yet, whenever he’s either in his usual work suit or his casual boxers/tank top affair at home, his posture switches from a confident upright stance to a bitter slouch in the respective outfits. It may seem a bit under developed, but that difference helps to further emphasize the fact that Stan is slimey con artist at work that wants to give off the air of professionalism to his customers, hiding (or at least attempting to hide) the crotchedy jerk underneath.

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The Adventure Time logo, with Finn the Human and Jake the Dog in full on adventure mode.

Once you dig a bit further into the situations at hand, one can also find a genuine sense of mythology to each show. Some are more expansive than others, but all three shows tend to develop a lore of some sort that’s called back to or developed in a way that constantly adds layer upon layer. That sense of continuity helps to benefit long time viewers, but also allows the creators to actually develop and age their characters, a rarity amongst the shows I grew up on that tended to keep the status quo firmly in check. The best example without question is Adventure Time, which takes the initial happy fantasy world of Ooo and adds much darker layers to it once you realize early on in the series that Ooo is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth. In episodes as far back as the first season, you see Finn and Jake running through abandoned subways with skeletons and diving underwater to find the ruins of former cities, which shows that creator Pendelton Ward and his staff had this idea from the show’s inception, but have mostly kept it in the background in favor of developing its characters.

In fact, all three shows excel at developing their characters. Underneath all the jokes, zany situations and surreal elements, all of these characters feel very genuine and display something that even the characters from the shows of my youth rarely did; emotional vulnerability. Whenever these characters hit a roadblock in their lives, they let their feelings out in a way that never feels forced, which only helps to endear the audience to them more and laugh along with their later silly antics or even root for them in the more tension filled sequences. A large part of this seems to come from the fact that most of these characters are young people facing problems of development and becoming comfortable with who they are as people, which the younger folks in the audience can find relatable to their current problems and adults can look at with a sense of knowledgable empathy.

Gravity Falls has this shine through in episodes like The Time Traveler’s Pig, where Dipper has to choose between using his new found time travel capabilities to either help himself become closer to his crush Wendy or make his sister Mabel happy. Dipper’s desires are familiar and understandable, but his genuine confliction really comes through in the earnestness of the way the character is written. The same goes for Mordecai of Regular Show throughout the series, who’s hinted many times at his past as an art school drop out that doesn’t have that much direction in his life and suffers plenty of set backs, particularly when it comes to his pursuit of love interests. You get the sense that he could be doing more with his life than working at a park, but you don’t blame him for wanting to stay close with his best friend Rigby, who has stood by him since the two were children. Adventure Time manages to accomplish this in spades with all of its characters, whether it be the maturing Finn facing the dual identity crisis of being a teenage boy & the only human in Ooo, Jake’s struggle to keep his relationship with Lady Ranicorn (a rainbow colored eel-like unicorn creature that only speaks in Korean… it’s a weird show) & being there for his younger brother or any of the other myriad of characters with rich backstories. Hell, my favorite episode of the show (and one of my favorite episodes of television PERIOD) is I Remember You which turns the simple premise of the series’ absent minded & failure prone villain The Ice King attempting to write a song with Marceline the Vampire Queen into a tragic and emotional tale of loss, regret and revelation that no one would ever expect between these two characters, which only adds more to the rich tapestry that is Adventure Time.

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Even the title card is making me tear up. Damn it!

I could go on for hours about any of these shows, but I think I’ve said as much as anyone can stomach. If you haven’t given any of these shows a chance out of fear that they’ll be too kiddie, I’d say give them a try. And if you have seen them, why not post your own thoughts in the comments below? Share your love of Regular Show, Adventure Time and/or Gravity Falls with everyone at OneOfUs!

Check Out This Video of the Criterion Collection Clean Up Process

Many of you out there, especially the hardcore Digital Noise fans, have viewed or purchased something from the famous Criterion Collection. For three decades, Criterion has been dedicated to exposing the public to classic films by painstakingly remastering them and releasing them on DVD and Blu-Ray. The company does an incredible job with even some of the oldest, most damaged movies and now, we have small glimpse at how the procedure works.

Correspondents from Gizmodo recently went over to Criterion’s headquarters to see how the company resurrects the films of the past. At the time of the visit, Criterion was working its magic on Alfred Hitchcock’s Foreign Correspondent. Gizmodo’s Michael Hession describes the process in the following manner:

“…the first step in the process is tracking down the negative, or a print, that is in decent condition. In this case, that meant going to the Library of Congress, which had the original negative of the film. Criterion scanned it at 2K resolution, frame by frame, into digital files.

The digitized reels then make the rounds from department to department. Color is graded; dirt and scratches are retouched; audio is remastered. The team uses a combination of automated software that detects and removes flaws in the image, and manual re-touching of every frame. The entire process can from a few weeks to a few months for a single film, depending on the original condition it was in. Once the fidelity of the final product is assured, Criterion art director Eric Skillman conceptualizes the terrific art that accompanies the disc.”

 
What are some of your favorite releases from the Criterion Collection? Which films would you like to see get the Criterion treatment? Let us know in the comments!
 
Via Gizmodo

The Top Five Hardest Mainstream Comic Books To Write Today

Every comic book fan knows that writin’ them there funny books is actually pretty hard work. All those story-lines and continuity to keep straight while still trying to entertain your audience is a tall order, but which books are more challenging than the rest? After racking my brain, I’ve come up with five titles that must be absolute murder on their creators. To even come up with a list like this, I had to set myself a few ground rules:

 

1. Only the big names, the ones even your grandma knows. Part of what makes these books hard to work on is the prestige that comes with the name. These are household names, which only makes it worse if a writer goes and fucks it up.

2. Only one team book for each of the Big Two. Having a bunch of characters does not automatically make a book hard, it only means you have to manage it differently. Only what I consider the hardest team book to write for Marvel and DC respectively made the cut.

3. Minus the team books, each character on this list has to have their own current ongoing title.

With that out of the way, let’s get to it!

#5. Captain America

cap-300x455Writing for the Star Spangled Avenger is one hell of a job. The book is politically charged by its very nature. While other books can run off and not deal with reality, Cap is and always has been a reflection of America psyche at any given time. How America feels about itself is how we write our Captain America stories, from full of patriotic pride to totally disillusioned with everything, and every point in-between.  All the highs and lows America goes through, Cap and whoever is writing him have to ride that wave clinging on for all that their worth. With a character that can so easily fall into being lame, corny, boring, and/or pretentious when mishandled, writing entertaining Captain America stories is an intricate, ever-evolving dance.

 

 

 

 

#4. (Teen) Titans

Teen_Titans_Vol_4_1_SolicitThe Teen Titans only barely make this list as their current ongoing is coming to an end a short time from now, one of the more botched offerings from the “New 52” relaunch, the book never really found its feet. Part of what makes writing the Titans so hard is the fan base. A book that is supposed to be a gateway drug to other DC titles for new younger readers, the Titans have such a rich and celebrated history and vocal older fans that want stories tailored to them. Titans fans are some of the most obsessed and vocal fans of all DC Comics devotees. I don’ think even writing for the Justice League is met with such fan scrutiny. More than any other book in mainstream comics, the Titans title is about finding that perfect balance to keep both the old and new fans happy.

 

 

 

 

#3. Wonder Woman

aug130311Despite being the most well known female superhero ever and a feminist icon, writing stories that make people invest in Princess Diana as a character is tough. So many writers have gotten lost in the iconography. It has gotten to the point where most of the world thinks that it is the entirety of Wonder Woman’s character.  Any writer taking on the book has to be able to show that Wonder Woman is more then just gender politics, all while not betraying those same gender politics. Even in this enlightened age, getting readers to see Wonder Woman as a person they care about (and thus want to read about) and not just her imagery is a herculean task.

 

 

 

 

#2. Fantastic Four

Fantastic_Four001The Fantastic Four is arguably the most unique team in all of mainstream comics, and that is only because it only barely qualifies as a team.  The FF are a family first, and family is… complicated. While other super teams are bound by a goal or ideology, the Fantastic Four don’t have that. Sure they fight bad guys and protect people, but not due to any team code or being ordered to do so, but because they think it is the right thing to do. The FF are way more a family of explorers than they’ve ever been super heroes. They live at the very edge of possible and then go beyond. So you have a super hero team book about some people who aren’t really a team, and only occasionally could you call them super heroes, who can pretty much go anywhere and do anything. Do I even have to keep explaining why this is hard?

 

 

 

#1. Action Comics/Superman

actionI’m sure this pick doesn’t surprise many of you as it is well known that writing Superman stories today is seen as some of the hardest work in all of comics today.  Action Comics has to be an especially stressful gig as it is the book that launched the age of super heroes. Many of the problems I’ve outlined on the other titles on this list are here in full force when it comes to Superman. Another part of the problem I think is that so many writers try and fix Big Blue, but I don’t think Superman is broken and their attempts often end in muddled messes. Take the recent Man of Steel movie as a perfect example of what I mean. With all his power, Superman is the superhero most seen for what he doesn’t do. He always chooses to do the right thing, no matter how easy it would be to do otherwise. Superman is our best and brightest, and making him shine like he should is the ultimate task for any comic writer.

 

 

 

So what do you think of my list? Are there some other mainstream comics out there that you think are harder to do than the ones I’ve listed here? Let us know in the comments below!

Ash & Fern: Mid-Olympic Lessons

We are halfway through the Olympics.  Seems like they’ve been on TV forever, doesn’t it? As expected, I have already learned many things during this year’s games, all of which will be completely useless for the next four years. Still I have decided to share this newfound wisdom with those of you who are not able to dedicate endless hours to watching people frolic in snow. You’re welcome.

 

1) Olympic-induced sleep deprivation is a real thing and the side effects can be dire. Just ask anyone who has come into contact with me over the last week. Cranky doesn’t begin to describe it. I knew it was going to be bad when on day 4 I snapped at someone for using the wrong Post-Its at work. You can imagine how delightful I will be by day 16.

2) Biathalon is amazing. I discovered this sport years ago (you may recall I mentioned it in my pre-Olympic post), but I didn’t truly appreciate it until now. These people are awesome. How you can calm yourself down enough to hit a teeny tiny target after skiing as fast as you can is beyond me. I’m also impressed by their ability to not throw their gun down and yell obscenities after the occasional miss of said teeny tiny target. I also think it’s fun how they all fall over immediately after crossing the finish line. When one didn’t fall over I just assumed they weren’t trying hard enough.

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(AP Photo/Felice Calabro’)

3) King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands seems like a pretty cool dude. You see the occasional monarch at the Olympics, clapping politely and looking slightly bored. Not this guy. He is spending the games energetically cheering on Dutch speed skaters and wearing a bright orange jacket. If I was going to hang out with a king, I would probably want it to be him. Also I like a country that encourages the wearing of orange. You don’t see enough here.

4) Windshield scraping and cold-weather car starting should totally be an Olympic sport. It definitely involves more physical exertion than curling. I’d medal. Especially if there was an event for emailing your boss from inside your car when your scraper snapped in half and you have to wait for the defroster to work. I was only 15 minutes late to work that morning, that’s at least worthy of a bronze. (I think the overall message is here winter SUCKS. Props to these people for inventing awesome sports to make it a little less miserable.)

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There’s a gold medal in the making here!

5) Everyone is an expert on Olympic sports. And no one has any idea what they are talking about. Every time I find myself wanting to interrupt someone’s impassioned rant about how the “graininess” of the snow impacted the medals in moguls, I suddenly snap out of it and remember that I also have no idea what I’m talking about. What do I know about snow? It’s cold. And something about no two snowflakes being alike. Also it makes it hard to drive sometimes.

6) Falling down isn’t embarrassing. It is actually sign that you were trying to do something really awesome. So next time I wipe out down a flight of stairs, I’m going to get up, wave to let the crowd know I’m ok, and wait for the cheers.

7) Being an Olympic bobsledder apparently grants you the Hulk-like strength needed to break through a locked bathroom door. I assume it is the legendary spirit of an Olympian that gives you the mental fortitude to do that. I would have just waited. This did teach me that perhaps I need to keep some snacks and a book in my bathroom, just in case. In good news for a post-Olympics career, I feel like that guy has a future in being the most awesome locksmith ever.

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No mere door can hold Johnny Quinn!

8) There are two different styles of cross country skiing. They like to call one of them skating. I have no idea why. One competitor said in an interview that she was a better skater. I was very confused for a few minutes about why she was competing as a skier if she is a better skater. Researching this led me down a Wikipedia hole in which I discovered a sport called ski-orienteering which involves both skiing and navigating. So now I know that there is a sport out there at which I might legitimately be the worst in the world. Yay! Side note, ski-orienteering has applied to be included in the 2018 Olympics. Where is the petition I can sign to make that happen!?

9) Apparently some ski jumpers like to jump with their mouths open. Others like to keep them closed. I spent a fair amount of time one night considering what I would do. On one hand, my vague memory of high school physics tells me that an open mouth would catch a little bit more air and help keep you in the air just a bit longer. However, can you imagine a bug flying into your mouth when you’re going that fast? No thanks. I also couldn’t decide if the amount of flailing I’d be doing off the jump would earn me more style points or not. The judges would probably enjoy something a little different, right?

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Hey, whatever works, right?

10) Finally, it’s a little discouraging to realize that the athletes my age have entered the veteran category. And I don’t mean the second time Olympian veteran. More like the third (or even fourth) time Olympian who is going to retire after the games and needs a double hip replacement. I’ve started realizing this about most professional athletes, but it’s magnified when you only see them every four years.

Despite that last frightening realization, I’m having a blast. I hope you guys are having as much fun as I am. (Though I also hope you are getting a little more sleep!)

Inside The Locker: The Trivia Gauntlet

Some people say, you know, they can’t believe…just how much we have crammed into one episode of Inside the Locker. It’s our first standard-format episode in a few weeks, and we hit the ground running.

Not only do we cover some of the major headlines with spirited debate, we also play a couple of mini-games that display both our lack of knowledge about The Winter Olympics and Cleveland’s lack of talent on the basketball court.

The centerpiece of the episode is a highlight reel of our Fantasy Football Trivia Challenge! We posed a long series of sports and movie trivia questions to our four conference leaders, and their responses were sometimes…interesting. Enjoy the best moments and get ready for next week’s crowning of the Ultimate Champion!

Finally, we wrap up the episode with a major announcement about the new direction of this podcast. Sound ominous? Not at all, dummy! Give the episode a listen and be sure to share it with all your favorite sportsnerds if you dig it. After all, it is Valentine’s Day.

 

Show Breakdown…

 

Mini-Game #1: Events We Just Learned Aren’t Part of The Winter Games (5:02)

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But CURLING is a real event?!

Since we have as much expertise on The Winter Olympics as Richard Sherman possesses subtlety, we had a few misconceptions as to what events actually comprise the Sochi Winter Games. I’m still convinced Uphill Ice Skating HAS to be a real event. Blade would not lie to us. This game also represents the most that Kathy Bates has ever been mentioned on the show.  So…you know…there’s that.

 

This Week’s Superhero: Michael Sam, DE Missouri University (19:53)

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A few days ago, Missouri’s all-star defensive stud Michael Sam announced that he is gay. This was actually months after he came out to his own teammates, who instantly embraced him and had one of their very best seasons arguably because they were such a united group. The reaction from certain factions of the NFL, on the other hand, makes us want to vomit. We get down to the heart of the matter in our discussion, in which Brian compares the situation to Mos Eisley cantina’s most bizarre of admittance policies.

 

Farewell, Jeets (38:14)

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Derek Jeter has confirmed that he will retire after the 2014 season. If nothing else (and there is so much else for which to remember him), we thank Jeter’s baller-ific love live for accidentally giving this podcast one of its defining catchphrases. You’ve more than earned our respect (even the Red Sox fans among us), and we wish you well. Yeah Jeets!

 

Marcus Smart Is Allowed to Have That Button! (44:08)

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We don’t know for absolute certain whether that Texas Tech fan called suspended Oklahoma State basketball star Marcus Smart the n-word, but come on, you don’t risk your professional career shoving an opposing fan who calls you, “a piece of crap.” If the fan did use this heinous racial slur, as Smart alleges, we think his reaction is more than justified. Hateful bigotry is a “button” everyone should have.

 

LeBron’s Monumental Ego (51:35)

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The guys debate King James’ recent assertion that he would be on the NBA’s Mt. Rushmore, a shocking statement in clear defiance of the knowledge that that is not a thing that exists. The debate rages on (mostly between J.C. and Brian) as to whether LeBron’s ego is completely out of control. Brian also runs down his list of characters to be immortalized on Mt. Cinemore.

 

Fantasy Football Trivia Challenge Highlights (64:30)

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Our four Fantasy Football conference champs–Bryan Carney, Scott Smidlien, David Harkins, and Blake Salisbury–ran a veritable trivia gauntlet (or at the very least a trivial gauntlet) to determine the ultimate winner. We weren’t able to broadcast every contestant’s answer to every question, but this highlight reel should give you a nice sampling of the experience. This segment also features the most editing ever utilized for an episode of Inside the Locker. Results have been tallied, winner to be announced next week!

 

How Bad The Cavs? (71:54)

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Paraphrasing the great Sterling Archer, The Cleveland Cavaliers are sliding down the learning curve like The Banana Splits. Their recent loss to a shorthanded Lakers squad got us pondering the great philosophical quandary: How Bad The Cavs?  Enjoy our Johnny-Carson-esque responses.

 

Big Announcement! (76:44)

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Starting next week, Inside the Locker is moving in a radical new direction. Details? We know you want ’em! Take a listen, and prepare for the showdown.

 

 

Follow us on Twitter, it’s easier than beating the Cleveland Cavaliers!

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Brian–@BriguySalisbury
J.C.–@jcdeleon1
Elliott–@ITLElliott
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The Pre-Weekend Recap: February 14, 2014

Hello and welcome to another edition of the Pre-Weekend Recap! This feature is One of Us’ attempt to help you read and listen to as much of our content as you possibly can. Our writers and podcasters have worked diligently to bring you some great material this week. Below you’ll find a few selections that debuted on the site this week. All you need to do is click on the images and enjoy! It’s probably the best Valentine’s gift you could ask for this year and we’re happy to give it to you!

Digital Noise Episode 31: Battle School Dropouts

The Digital Noise crew was busy this week, as you’ll be able to tell from this loaded episode. Titles such as Justice League: War, Dallas Buyers Club, Million Dollar Baby: 10th Anniversary Edition, and Escape Plan are among the plethora of Blu-Rays and DVDs that Chris and Brian discuss and reviews on this episode. Plus, there’s a Blu-Ray copy of Ender’s Game available to one lucky listener! If you want to find out how to win this prize, as well as which home releases are worth your time and money, this is the show for you.

 

Why the SWAT Kats Need to Come Back

Spider John pines for the days of old in this post as he reminisces on the short-lived but much loved SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron. I had never heard of this show before this week and after reading this article, I feel like I missed out on something incredible. Whether you’re like me and you’re in the dark about this show or you’re like John and you wholly believe that this is a property worth reviving, we can all agree that Hollywood has resurrected worse things from the dead. Check out this post and speak fondly of the past in the comments!

 

Chris Harrison’s Top Four Locations for Fallout 4

Chris Harrison is a big Fallout 3 fan and the inception of the new console generation has his thinking about where the sequel could occur. The world is a vast place and many locations could serve as post-apocalyptic backdrop for a brutally bloody conflict. Where does Chris think the carnage of Fallout 4 should take place? Check out his suggestions and feel free to add your own in the comments!

 

Love and Philosophy: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Operating System

Once again, Angelo of the INTERN-Net has once again brought his unique approach to psychology and philosophy to One of Us. This time, he’s talking about love, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Using Spike Jonze’s Her as a template, Angelo asks questions about the true nature of love and relationships. This is definitely a post you’ll want to read over a few times and mull over, so check it out and discuss it with Angelo in the comments!

 

Highly Suspect Reviews: Robocop

Chris, Brian, Ashley and Beau are back to assess the combat performance of Jose Padilha’s Robocop remake. Alex Murphy is back in a new suit of armor and he’s facing off against an even more power-hungry Omni Corporation, but is it any good? Dead or alive, you’re coming with us, so let the Unusual Suspects tell you everything you need to know!

Well, that’ll be plenty to keep you sated throughout the weekend! After you’ve fully enjoyed One of Us’ content, please be sure to share it with like-minded geeks and help us continue our quest to conquer the internet! Have a good one!

Oscorp’s Secrets Are Teased in the Latest ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2’ Trailer

Sony Pictures released yet another new trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 earlier today, which brings the number of promotional videos for the film (including the three Super Bowl trailers) up to six. While a good portion of the footage comes from the previous videos, the trailer released today provides a few big hints about the villainous nature of Oscorp, the multi-billion dollar business headed by Spider-Man’s nemesis, Norman Osborn. Peter Parker will certainly be a busy individual come May 2, 2014.

In this trailer, we get to see some of the interplay between Peter and Aunt May in between various shots of Spider-Man in action. Of course, there are plenty of shots of Electro (Jamie Foxx), the Rhino (Paul Giamatti), and the Green Goblin (Chris Cooper) wreaking havoc as well. There are also some important clues about what Oscorp’s upcoming plans are for Peter. We see some of the weapons and tools used by some of the infamous foes of everyone’s favorite wall-crawler in one of Oscorp’s secret labs. In my opinion, the most intriguing tease in the trailer is the brief glimpse of a confessional video recorded by Peter’s father, Richard Parker.

...not him. The other Richard Parker.
…not him. Different Richard Parker.

You can view the trailer down below, courtesy of AOL. What are your thoughts about this trailer? Does the prospect of three villains worry or excite you? How cool would it be if Peter’s dad was a tiger?! Let us know what you think in the comments!

Highly Suspect Reviews: Rom-Ageddon

This Valentine’s Week, there is an unprecedented plethora of cinematic romance bursting forth onto multiplex screens; yes, bursting…like an overripe cow heart. Rom-coms and Rom-drams are positively crowding into theaters, all fighting to be THE movie that you are forced to see this weekend. There were so many flicks in fact, that most of them screened for press here in Austin on the same night!

It is for this reason that the normally tight-knit and united cadre of miscreants known as The Unusual Suspects had to split up; had to divide and conquer this unenviable Herculean task. They then reconvened for one Highly Suspect, and highly extensive, Review.

So, just in time for the inclement VD, we bring you Rom-Ageddon! Think of it as your Whitman’s Sampler Box of filmic romance. Some of these roms were surprisingly strong, others were worse than accidentally biting into the coconut candy piece. Seriously, Whitman’s? Coconut?!

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Movies we cover…

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About Last Night–1:25

 

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That Awkward Moment–17:56

 

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Winter’s Tale–36:37

 

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Endless Love–52:20

 

To which movie, if any, will you be taking your significant other this weekend?
(*Cough* GoSeeTheLEGOMovieInstead *Cough*)