Chairman of the Board: The Traitor Among Us

Someone at the table is lying to me.

The game is Shadows Over Camelot and things are looking hairy. We heroic Knights of the Round Table already have our hands full try to halt invading armies, retrieve Excalibur and seek out the Holy Grail, but another more insidious problem has arisen. One of us is a traitor. While we valiantly struggle to keep the kingdom alive, one of our own is undermining us from within, dismantling our team piece by piece. The worst part of it all is that my overly hostile approach to sussing out the traitor has backfired — everyone thinks I’m the traitor now.

Okay, I lied. That’s not the worst part. That’s the best part of a game like Shadows Over Camelot, where the board itself is second fiddle to the web of lies that form above the table. Although this cooperative Arthurian adventure game popularized the “traitor” mechanic, it’s a game concept that’s become commonplace in dozens of other popular games and for good reason: no other form of entertainment can do it. Board games are the only medium where deceiving and lying to your friends is considered acceptable. It’s the only time where you can ruin your buddy’s plans and stab him in the back and be laughing about it together thirty seconds later. Certain board games encourage and reward you for being an outright bastard and that’s nothing short of astonishing.

Let’s start with Shadows Over Camelot, since it got the whole traitor thing started in the first place. The gameplay is generally pretty simple: each player plays a knight with a specific ability and players travel the board attempting to complete quests. However, every time you do something good, you also have to “progress evil,” which is just as heart-attack-inducing as it sounds. Sure, some evil actions will seem relatively harmless at the beginning of the game, but you’ll be kicking yourself thirty minutes later when you realized that you progressed evil in a way that has doomed everyone.

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Naturally, you win Shadows Over Camelot by trying to balance every evil action with a good action that will benefit the team more than the evil action hurt it. It’s already a difficult task since so few quests are possible to complete alone and it becomes even more daunting since someone at the table may very well be plotting against you. At the start of the game, players are dealt cards face down that inform where their loyalties lie. Sometimes there’s no traitor. Sometimes there is. In both cases, you can cut the paranoia with a sword.

Why exactly is Paul hanging out at the Excalibur quest for so long? What cards is he discarding? Why the hell did Ashley go to the Black Knight quest, only to immediately leave it without doing anything? Innocent mistake or an intentionally wasted turn? Pretty soon, everyone at the table will start seeing everyone else as a potential backstabber and the accusations start flying. Or, everyone at the table seems to be playing nobly and honorably, which is actually even worse. If there is a traitor, they’re hiding it awfully well.

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Although the theme is cool and the board downright gorgeous, there actually isn’t too much to the gameplay in Shadows Over Camelot. You collect cards, hope you can get the right ones to complete a quest, journey to that quest and play that cards. It’s like Medieval poker, where a Full House will help you win a tourney for some reason. Thankfully, the game isn’t all about card collecting — it’s about trying to collect cards while knowing that someone else at the table may be hoarding and discarding the cards that everyone else needs to win the game.

And that’s where we come to Battlestar Galactica, a game that takes the foundation of Shadows Over Camelot and uses it to create one of the best games of all time. Yes, they somehow managed to make a TV tie-in board game into a masterpiece. It boggles the mind.

Like in Shadows Over Camelot, Battlestar Galactica sees the entire table (supposedly) working together. Each player is a soldier, politician or engineer about the title spaceship, working overtime to help the remnants of the human race flee from the robotic Cylons, who have nuked the human worlds and killed billions. Running the ship is already a tough task. Every turn brings crisis after crisis, with enemy ships attacking and supplies dwindling. In an inspired design choice, “population,” “food” and “fuel” are all represented as dials on the board, letting you watch as your precious supplies slowly dwindle.

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To top it all off, someone (or someones) at the table is secretly a Cylon agent, working to destroy everyone from within. To make it all the more harrowing, players can begin the game as a human but become a Cylon halfway through the game (waking up as “Sleeper Agents”). Having already earned your trust, they become free to wreak havoc across the board.

Battlestar Galactica can be a stressful experience, to put it mildly. Depending on which character you’re playing, you will have a very specific skill set, making your character an extremely valuable cog in an already limited machine. Pilots need to help fight off enemy attacks. Politicians and scientists need to keep control of the ship itself. The Admiral is particularly important, since he is in charge of navigation and the extremely limited nuclear weapon supply. If a random pilot is secretly a Cylon, you could be in trouble. If the Admiral is a Cylon, the results can be devastating. After all, what’s worse than learning that your military commander has been taking the fleet in the wrong direction while frivolously wasting your nukes?

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What ultimately gives Battlestar Galactica the edge on Shadows Over Camelot is that the theme extends into every single aspect of the gameplay. You’re still collecting cards to solve problems, but everything is so much more specific. If a crisis calls for cards of a specific color to solve, that’s because it requires military and political knowledge, which are cards that can only be obtained by politicians and soldiers. That means you aren’t just laying down cards — your character is expending his or her knowledge and assets in a particular field in order to help everyone stay alive. Naturally, cards are played facedown, so a traitor may sneak in a few wrong colored cards to sabotage the whole thing.

Things rarely “get better” in Battlestar Galactica and that’s part of the fun. It’s a simulation of everything going wrong at once, a thrilling depiction of a space adventure where nothing goes right and the heroes are always desperately clinging to safety. In other words, it’s a perfect recreation of the show. How do you deal with a food shortage while battling an enemy boarding party while fighting enemy spacecraft while attempting to impeach the President because you think he’s’ a Cylon? That’s the question. Winning a game of Battlestar Galactica is fucking achievement.

But when you strip away the board and the cards and fancy themes, Battlestar Galactica and Shadows Over Camelot are both about the same thing: trying to work together with your friends to achieve a greater goal…or lying to their faces while dismantling everything and blaming someone else when they suspect you. You don’t play these games in a bubble. To play these games in silence is to miss the point. You need to shout, you need to scream, you need to plead and you need to beg. You need to wildly accuse your best friend of being a traitor and demand that everyone joins you in helping send him to the brig. You need to put your heads together and solve an unsolvable puzzle in order to keep the entire group alive. You need to interact with other human beings and talk and think together.

How many other forms of entertainment allow for that?

 

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Digital Noise Episode 16: War of the Monsters

We died. It’s true. Brutal Brian Salisbury and ‘Capable of Anything’ Chris Cox are dead. It was a horrible tale of woe, betrayal, and fiendish murder. It’s…it’s too hard to go on….too horrible…

But even that ol’ Grim Reaper can’t stop them from bringing you the latest episode of Digital Noise (luckily, he’s a fan).

This week there’s a special (trick or) treat as Mouldering Matt Frank joins us to talk excitedly from beyond the grave about the home release of Pacific Rim.

But of course, that’s not all. As you know, evil never dies…

Which is why we take a look at everything from classic Rom-Coms (Love Actually, Notting Hill) to westerns (High Plains Drifter); from grisly horror (Maniac) to poetic horror (Eyes Without a Face). Even TV gets some attention with The Untold History of the United States, In the Flesh and Defiance.

There’s something for everyone this week on the show. Well, except for Chris and Brian. They now hang in the realm between life and death, trapped forever motionless, forced to do nothing but watch home releases….so, basically, nothing’s really changed.

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Jumper 3D   Maniac   Notting Hill

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Love Actually   The Stranger   High Plains Drifter

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The Colony   Eyes Without a Face   In The Flesh

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Untold History of the United States   Fantastic Voyage   Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

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Cumberbatch’s ‘The Fifth Estate’ Takes Sucker Punch At Box Office

Benedict Cumberbatch is a rising star. His spectacular spin on the famous detective Sherlock Holmes on the BBC drama Sherlock catapulted Cumberbatch into stardom and allowed him to start branching into film. His fan base, lovingly christening themselves “Cumberbitches,” seem to hang on his every word and promote any and all things Cumberbatch without question.

Where then were the Cumberbitches this weekend as Benedict’s new movie The Fifth Estate opened with the worst weekend box office for a film opening in over 1,500 screens in all of 2013?

To give you an idea of how bad this is, remember the crappiest mainstream film you saw or heard of this year and then realize that dreck had a better weekend at the box office than The Fifth Estate.

Ouch, right?!

The film brought in a piddly $1.7 million this weekend, and even though it only cost $26 million to make, the chances of it making its money back now seem grim. The film had received fair to mixed reviews and Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange himself (whom Cumberbatch portrays in the film) had openly dismissed the film. The only heat this movie had was in Cumberbatch’s star power and even that failed to deliver. Perhaps a release earlier in the year could have spelled success for the film. Maybe pushing it back into early 2014 when most studios are dumping their garbage could’ve been made the film a winner, but when dropped into a pool of Oscar bait what chance did it ever even have?

Not everything is bleak in the land of Cumberbatch however, as his other film this weekend, 12 Years a Slave (still in limited release) opened to strong numbers and a fair bit of Oscar buzz.

So are any of you going to go see The Fifth Estate, or have you already decided to give it a pass? Let us know in the comments below!

Via EW.com

 

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Quoth the Re-Animators, ‘Nevermore’! Horror Legends Seek to Kickstart Poe Film

“Director!” said I, “thing of evil!- Director still, if auteur or devil!– Whether passion sent, or Whether passion tossed thy film ashore, Desolate yet all macabre, on this movie horror genre — On this film of Horror genre — tell me truly, I implore — Is there — is there a Poe film to be had? — tell me— tell me, I implore”

Quoth Stuart Gordon “Nevermore.”

spOOUkie members, how are you on this night of harrow? Doing very creepy I assume? Well, I hope you’re not creeping, because that lovely Russian-speaking girl named Natasha hates it when you do that at work, and starts saying things like, “I’m gonna call the police!” Sorry fellas, even though you really love Michael Myers, that doesn’t mean that the ladies do as well (speaking from experience). Maybe try a good pick up line!

Anyways, if you haven’t known already, it seems that horror film veterans Stuart Gordon, Jeffrey Combs, and Dennis Paoli are going to try their hand at tackling a serious Edgar Allen Poe movie, entitled Nevermore. They are currently trying to raise some funds on it via Kickstarter, and their goal is $375,000. Currently, their efforts have raised a total of $61,360, and they have 10 days left to hit their goal. They released a video in where they discuss what it is they are trying to accomplish. So let us put on our surgeon gloves, and let’s figure out the Grey’s Anatomy of this trailer. And (Quoth the Joker) Here. We. Go!:

So after watching this video… all I could say is FOREVERMORE! GIVE US FOREVERMORE I IMPLORE! Seriously, this looks like it has the potential to be nothing short of phenomenal. At first, I was skeptical, because one, I’m still groaning from that last Edgar Allen Poe film The Raven. Yeah, it was cool I guess, but it is honestly a film we did not need. So when I heard that the director of the cult hit The Re-Animator wanted to make a Poe film, I honestly was just confused. Now, I haven’t seen The Re-Animator, but I was told…

Hold on, I’m getting a call from Mr. Salisbury. *Yes*. *Mhm*. *Okay, thank you Master Salisbury*. Well folks, it seems that I have to strap myself on this table that is lying under a blade that swings like a pendulum as punishment for not seeing this film (Interns aren’t allowed out of the basement for movie night).

Anyways, I was told that the movie was bat-shit crazy, involving a severed head performing oral sex. Now THOSE people want to make a film about Poe? I didn’t know what to make of it. However, when I did some research, apparently that was adapted from an H.P. Lovecraft story. I’m no literature geek, but I know enough that stories of the Lovecraftian nature, deal with people whose minds can not comprehend staring in to the void of the unexplainable. So based on that, and also the fact that they have already done an adaption of one of Poe’s poems, The Pit in the Pendulum, it looks like these guys are really passionate and understand the craft of good literature, Edgar Allen Poe included.

What also makes me excited, is that Nevermore is actually adapted from the stage play done by the same duo of Combs and Gordon. The press has really been praising it, calling it a masterpiece and saying that Combs performance of Eddie Poe is nothing short of astonishing.  They say that his performance is the definitive portrayal of our favorite poet. The little taste he gave us in that video was both hilarious and deserved an Oscar nomination.

In the video, when they were talking about how Poe’s stories and poems were essentially him writing a metaphorical representation of his personal experiences and feelings of fear, you really believe that the people wanting to make this film have such a huge passion for the guy. Especially when you hear them say they want to make a REAL Edgar Allen Poe movie. So while they are talking about it, it seems like their goal is to basically reverse engineer the work of Mr. Poe. By that, I mean they want a film about the actual life of the Poet, but dramatize it and add in a cinematic manifestation of the metaphors Edgar presents in his literature. So if that is the case, then I am 100% there. It is indeed time for us have a truly poetic film about a poet. One that is made by unpretentious people that have a passion for having fun, making film, and loving the craft that goes in to great literature.  So I just shove my money in the floppy disk drive right? Is that how the internet works?

So fellow spookie OOUies, what do you think about this project? Are you excited about the movie? Will you throw down for a Poe down? Whatever it is, comment below and Let One of Us know!

Via Kickstarter

 

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Darth Vader Prepares To Bring The Dark Side To Your TV

We are still awaiting some huge news on the Star Wars Episode VII front, but while we wait we have been seeing some bits and pieces of some other really cool happenings in the Star Wars universe on a smaller scale. Folks over at the European Brand Licensing Show got a sneak peak into some of Disney’s Star Wars plans and one of them happens to involve one of the series’ most iconic characters.

Attendees of the aforementioned show received a brochure with some of the cool release plans regarding Star Wars properties including the release of the LEGO Star Wars games on mobile platforms sometime in 2014, news that Star Wars Episode VII is currently slated for a Summer/Spring 2015 release and quite possibly the biggest bombshell of the bunch is that there are plans to release a series of TV specials featuring non other than Darth Vader.

The image of the schedule gave no further details, but I have to say that the prospect of a Darth Vader TV show is pretty exciting to me. We live in exciting times in general as Star Wars fan as we await any huge news in the casting department of the new film from J.J. Abrams, but all of the new content coming out of Disney I feel is something to get hyped up about- unless of course we are doomed to relive the disappointment the prequels rained down on fans.

Are you excited about a Darth Vader themed TV series? Who do you want to see cast in Star Wars Episode VII? What additional types of Star Wars themed content would you like to see?

Via: Jedi News

 

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Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Trailer

This week, the trailer for the 50th Anniversary of Doctor was released. Not to be confused with the trailer for the 50 Anniversary episode, which is still to come.

This trailer, aimed to tease the Anniversary special but pay homage to the 50 years of Doctor Who, not an easy feat considering the video itself is a mere one minute long. For the most part, I think they succeeded. This was one the most exciting, well produced trailers I’ve seen and incredibly tantalising content for Doctor Who.

Of course, there are omissions which stand out. Certain Doctors get more screen time than others. In particular, The second and eighth are scarcely featured. However, I found the silhouetted second Doctor to be quite effective and evocative. The eighth Doctor, not so much. I get that the older Doctors only have a certain amount of material that can potentially be usable given they are no longer with us, but Paul McGann is not only here but still working as the Doctor. Couldn’t they have got better source material for him?

I’m pretty sure McGann can be heard during the monologue however, over Matt Smith and that leads to the most exciting thing about the trailer – it was packed with so much content over the 50 years that it is impossible to catch it all in one go.

Source: BBC

What say you? Did you catch all the hidden content? Did you enjoy the trailer? Comment below.

 

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Terror At 15 Seconds: Watch The First Instagram Horror Film

Hello One of Us crew! My name is Tim Buel and I am an independent filmmaker and podcaster from Southern California. I am here today to talk about something myself and my dear friend Cody Rhyse cooked up over the last few months, that Brian Salisbury graciously invited us to showcase here on One of Us: 15 Seconds of Horror!

This past June, Instagram launched a new video feature in addition to their usual photo uploading service. At this point in time, Vine was rampant with short sketches and comedy bits, yet was sincerely lacking in genre creativity. And with Vine only allowing 6 seconds of video, Instagram’s 15 seconds certainly gave a lot more to play with. I jokingly tweeted after the video feature’s reveal, “I will now be exclusively directing edgy, 15 second short horror films on Instagram” and the seed of the idea was unintentionally planted. I couldn’t stop thinking about it and told Cody of my concept of shooting 15 second horror vignettes. Cody and I had just finished writing a horror feature and were itching to start working on something. He loved the idea and we began to brain storm on a few different short concepts. We also both loved the idea of shooting completely in-camera and using the constraints of no post-production (besides a handy Instagram filter) to boost creativity. All audio would have to be in-camera, and any effects would need to be practical. No room for CGI or digital trickery! The project ended up becoming our own Dogme 95 of sorts as we stuck to these constraints throughout the project and shot with only what was available to us within the Instagram iOS app.

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After launching the first segment entitled, “Worm,” we began to shoot them every week or so for the next few months while drafting the help of my wife, Rayna and Cody’s girlfriend, Karina as extra actors. After a while, a through line began to appear in the segments’ “stories” and it was apparent that all of the vignettes were connected. This was an accident but one we were happy fell into our laps. The only catch was, the chronology was mixed up. Things seemed to be happening out of sequence and being revealed as the story continued. We began to run with it. We loved the accidental “Pulp Fictioning” of our horror series and thought it added an element of mystery if the through line was hazy. After a few months, Cody and I agreed that the first series of vignettes were wrapping up and decided to cap it at a 13 episode season and then move on to another theme or story element for the next series.

 

Above, we have the chronologically correct edit for all 13 shorts for Series I of 15 Seconds of Horror now put together as a short film in and of itself. What we would love to hear from you are your ideas and concepts that you would like to see used for Series II! We plan on announcing the theme based off of your feedback and shooting the next episodes as soon as possible! The shorts are usually released through my personal Instagram account (and still will be), but will also be premiering here on One of Us in Youtube format every time a new episode is live! So check it out! We hope you enjoy it and invite you to join along with any Instagram horror shorts you make by using the hashtag #15SecondsofHorror or #15SoH when you post it! We would love to see your work and hope you guys give us some great ideas for Series II! Thanks!

 

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YOUTUBE: INTERN-net News Episode 4

WELCOME TO EPISODE 4 OF INTERN-NET NEWS, WITH YOUR HOST CHRIS HARRISON!

THERE IS A VAST POOL OF EXCITING NEWS EVERY WEEK, AND IN OUR EFFORT TO BRING YOU BRAND NEW, ENGAGING CONTENT JOIN ME AS I DISCUSS THE WEEKLY NEWS AND GOSSIP IN FILM, TV, COMIC BOOKS AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT GETS US TALKING.

THIS WEEK WE’VE GOT MICHAEL BAY MAKING THE ENTIRE WORLD HAPPY BY FALLING ONTO A FIST, DAVID TENNANT’S CASTING IN US REMAKE OF BROADCHURCH, MORE STAR WARS NEWS AND MORE.

 

MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT YOU. GET INVOLVED IN THE DISCUSSION, TELL US WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THESE STORIES AND IF THERE’S A STORY YOU WANT TO CREATE CONVERSATION ABOUT THEN THROW A QUESTION MY WAY EITHER ON TWITTER OR RIGHT HERE EACH WEEK. WE’RE WORKING ON MAKING THE SHOW EVEN BETTER SO DO MAKE ANY SUGGESTIONS YOU HAVE BELOW!

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Watch a Movie with Us: ‘Halloween’

It’s our favorite month of the year, October, and we’re celebrating by bringing some Halloween classics to “Watch a Movie With Us” that fill us with the spirit of the season.

Like, duh, Halloween.

As has been previously reported, oh, ten MILLION times, this is one of Brian’s very favorite movies ever, and to make sure this fact is cemented in your minds, he and Chris have brought in Jason Murphy from Rage Select to tag team with Brian on revealing their almost embarrassing wealth of knowledge about the minutiae of this horror classic.

Although we’ll be watching the new 35th anniversary Blu-ray edition of the film, we’ve tried to make it so you can watch along with us in any format you have…assuming you’re not watching it on the wrong speed or something. But if you do want to watch the same version we are (which admittedly, we sometimes comment on the differences in the new transfer’s look) you can buy it on Amazon here…

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You can download this commentary track right here.

Watch a Movie with Us: ‘Carrie’

All Hallows Eve is almost upon us and in celebration of our favorite holiday, OneOfUs.Net is bringing you more of the world of classic horror, but with our own twist…watch that classic horror with us!

According to Wikipedia (so take that as you will) Brian De Palma’s directorial take on Stephen King’s Carrie is one of the most popular movies watched by teens on Halloween. It was a huge success both with audiences and critics when it came out in 1976, and even got an Oscar nod for actress Sissy Spacek and Best Supporting for actress Piper Laurie. But best of all (for our commenting purposes) it’s got John Travolta as one of the baddies and it’s DELICIOUSLY dated as hell.

Oh, you know this one is gonna be good.

On this loving mockery of a commentary track you’re gonna get your hosts, Brian and Chris, but as well Luke Mullen joins us and a special one-hour appearance by everyone’s favorite furious curmudgeon, Jason Murphy from Rage Select.

If you’re a Time Lord subscriber or above, you can download it right here.

And remember, although we’re watching the Blu-ray release, you can watch this wherever it’s available (except on TV with commercials, silly). It’s even on Netflix now, so that’ll make it even easier. But just in case you want to pick up the same version we’re watching, you can pick it up from Amazon here…

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