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FORBIDDEN FRUITS MOVIE REVIEW
The online discourse (in some disturbing corners) says you should pass on cinema made for and by women in the industry. That wouldn’t be very fetch of you, no cap. If you thought that was cringe, that’s because an adult wrote it after googling “Is Gen Z a thing, how does Gen Z talk?”. Though lost to the sands of time in many areas, the mall is still the scene in some cities. Whether it’s your first job or an after school hang, life begins after school next to that big fountain between the pretzel vendors and women’s apparel. The fruits, Apple (Lili Reinhart), Cherry (Victoria Pedretti), and Fig (Alexandra Shipp) have just welcomed a fourth member into their trendy retail store, Free Eden. Pumpkin (Lola Tung) rolls with the new crew with flawless grace but has a curiosity about her not necessarily present in the other three women. She asks a lot of questions about a lot of odd happenings at the mall. Is it FOMO or is she searching for puzzle pieces to complete a picture of her past that connects the Apple, Cherry, and Fig to a coven of witches? Or maybe the three ladies are just having fun and witchcraft is like a straight up legit hobby yo? Negativity is a cloud that steals the shine of other women and if you can uplift your fellow sisters, you raise yourself as well. Kate and Caroline put a stamp on the importance of representation in this film about female empowerment, the importance of rage as a form of expression, and the proper names for shops at the mall. Just how greatful should we be for their knowledge? Let’s just say what Bradly, the host reviewer, calls a women’s clothing store will shock you!
DIRECTED BY: Meredith Alloway
STARRING: Lili Reinhart, Lola Tung, Victoria Pedretti, Alexandra Shipp, Emma Chamberlain, Gabrielle Union
YOUR REVIEWERS

Bradly Martin (Screener Squad Boss, Eye on the Prize, Breakfast Pub)
Bradly Martin was born in the united states and grew up on a healthy diet of sports, films, and books. A rather shy lad who kept to himself, Bradly soon discovered the best way to know a person was to know what people liked. Throughout the years Bradly became a fan of many things and a fanatic of none. From Doctor Dre, to Doctor Strange and the who’s who of Whos. From Playstation to the Dreamcast and Marvel to DC. From LeBron James to James Bond and Lord of the Rings to Lord Palmerston (or Pitt the Elder if you agree with Wade Boggs) and is a huge fan of dad jokes and randomly obscure Simpsons references. Armed with a vast knowledge of comics, films, and pop culture. Bradly traveled the world making friends and sharing takes. As a young man Bradly married the love of his life young and grew older every year with each new child brought into the brood. If trends continue, Scientists predict that .2% of Canada (where Bradly and family reside) will be populated by Bradly’s children by the year 2029. You can hear him leading and listening to his favorite critics on the Screener Squad and maybe even providing some comments of his own.

Kate Chambers (Highly Suspect Reviews, Screener Squad)
Kate is a certified horror fiend and Horse Girl™. Her name isn’t short for anything. A native Austinite, she graduated with a BFA in Film Production from the University of Colorado Boulder then returned to the Lone Star State to make her home amid the cinephiles of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Austin Film Society. In her spare time, you can find her either down at the barn with her noble steed Jazz, watching as many movies as possible (often at work), cuddling with her pair of black cats and writing horror scripts, or nursing a beer in any available body of water… or doing Duolingo, where she’s currently on a 1000+ day streak.

Caroline Sulek
Caroline Sulek resides in Mckinney, TX with her son Henry and two cats: Sally and Rocky. As a mom, corporate baddie, and unabashed lover of all things silly, spooky, and creative, she brings a unique perspective to the One of Us network. Her love of art and movies started long ago when she and her brother, Wright, would spend entire summer vacations in front of the TV and she would draw portraits of Wright as he sat watching for hours. Caroline has been a frequent guest and fan favorite of the Trash in the Can podcast with her brother, Wright, and his life podcast partner, Eric Samaniego. Caroline enjoys the most gruesome of horror movies and the most bingeable of reality shows and anywhere in between!
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