Vote Now! Sports Movie Tournament Round 1: Football Division

Before we wrap up March Madness (*cough cough* in April *cough*), we are engaging in one last mega tourney; this one to decide the best sports movie of all time. I know, the implications are staggering.

Not this week, but next, we’ll be battling through the Sweet 16 of sports films. Obviously, this category is made all the more difficult by the fact that there are countless cinematic triumphs across all the various sports.

How the hell can we even decide which movies from which sports make it into the Sweet 16?!

We won’t…you will!

We’re opening up the field to a full 64 movies, but don’t worry. We’re NOT going to record an eight-hour episode in which we debate each and every one. Instead, we’re going to let you, the readers/listeners work our field of 64 down to 16 with your votes.

Here’s a glimpse at the overall bracket…

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We’ve created four divisions for the bracket (Basketball Movies, Baseball Movies, Football Movies, Misc Sports Movies). Over the next few days, we’ll be revealing the match-ups for the first rounds of each division. You can then click on each match-up to vote for the winner.

You’ve already starting weighing in on the Basketball division, now it’s football time!  The match-ups, according to the rankings, are…

 VOTING IS NOW CLOSED, THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING!!!

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Again, click on each image to vote for the winner of each match-up. Let’s tip this thing off!

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Movie Review: Cuban Fury

One thing the Unusual Suspects love to do with pretty much every minute of spare time they have, is dance. Ashley is, of course, world famous for her touring interpretive ballet based on the life of comics writer Jeff Lemire. Beau is always a hit at parties with his tap routine designed and named after Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps. Brian choreographs and sometimes performs with a knock-off act called The Blu Man Group. And Chris….sometimes snaps his fingers in rhythm while getting off the couch. So you can see why a movie all about a passion for dancing would really resonate with our crew.

Nick Frost is the passionate guy in question, for whom long ago, salsa dancing was his entire existence. When he was made the target of ridicule for cruel kids, he threw it all away. Now, he’s the workplace shlub, regularly picked on by the office bully (Chris O’Dowd) and without much hope of joy or love…until the new office manager (Rashida Jones) comes into his life. When he discovers she loves Salsa dancing, he re-dons his sequined shirts, seeks out his old trainer (Ian McShane) and learns to love life again. And maybe Rashida. We ain’t spoiling that one.

 

And hey, after you listen to the review, watch Brian’s video interview with Mr. Frost! Sadly, they don’t tango together as we specifically requested.

Interview: Nick Frost Brings the ‘Fury’

Nick Frost is one of my favorite comedians. Most of us recognize him as one half of the incredible comedic tandem (with Simon Pegg) that anchored Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World’s End.

 

But this week, Frost gets to shake off any notions of his being a sidekick and step into a starring role, and with Cuban Fury, that shake just happens to be a dazzling salsa dance maneuver. Nick plays Bruce, a man who gave up on dancing as a child, something at which he was tremendously talented, because he was bullied. Now grown, Bruce reconsiders his salsa embargo when he discovers the woman he fancies loves salsa dancing.

I got a chance to sit down with Nick and talk about the film, and how its core conceit speaks so directly to geek culture and specifically our site’s mantra. We also chat about drunk Mr. Miyagi, battle-ready mothers, and his upcoming Fox series Sober Companion.

Nick is one of the most amiable folks I’ve ever had the pleasure of interviewing, and we hope you enjoy the video.

 

See Cuban Fury in select theaters today!

Marvel, Captain America, and The Nature of Creative Compromise

*SPOILER ALERT: The Following Article Contains Spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier*

 

 

 

 

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is on one hell of a successful roll. Captain America: The Winter Soldier opened this past Friday to critical acclaim & a sizable box office weekend. The entire Marvel franchise became the third highest grossing franchise worldwide of all time with a whopping $5.9 billion in worldwide ticket sales and Kevin Feige announced that the MCU has now been planned out until 2028. It’s hard to recall the time when people doubted Marvel would be able to pull this daring idea off back when they announced their intentions around the release of Iron Man. Yet, it has grown into being one of the most successful and adored franchises to ever exist.

Still, not everyone seems too pleased. In a recent article for CinemaBlend.com entitled “Why Marvel’s MadLibs Style of Filmmaking Is Bad For Storytelling,” writer Gabe Toro spoke about his theory that, because lead MCU producer Kevin Feige told Winter Soldier writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFreely that he wanted to have helicarriers crash during the third act, Marvel is putting the needs of spectacle over those of storytelling. He goes on to criticize familiar recurring elements of the MCU, particularly its pension for callbacks and in-universe jokes which he feels drive focus away from the story, stakes and characters. Now, I have nothing against Mr. Toro or his opinions on The Winter Soldier. I do, however, firmly disagree with pretty much everything he says in the article, from its assertions about Kevin Feige and Marvel based on one quote to its claims about the MCU’s priorities in terms of storytelling. So, rather than mindlessly bitch about Gabe’s opinions in the comments for his article, I have attempted to craft a reasonable retort… which hopefully won’t come off as bitching in essay format.

Now, it seems clear that the idea of a shared universe isn’t as impressive to Gabe Toro as the story or characters are and I actually do agree with that point. The small nods to what has happened and what will come in this universe are nice, but at the end of the day, my opinion on the films is based more on their individual story, direction and overall feel rather than the easter eggs. Toro even brings up one of the more contested entries in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man 2, and asserts that The Winter Soldier had even more heavy use of references than it or any other film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I couldn’t disagree more with the comparison between the two films. The real issue with Iron Man 2‘s world building isn’t that it exists, but more about how poorly integrated it is into the film’s own story. Instead of having exposition-heavy characters like Black Widow and Nick Fury feel like co-stars who mattered more to the overall story, the two feel like glorified bit players. Sure, Natasha has the fight scene during the climax and Fury gets to talk Avengers with Tony a few times, but what does that really have to do with stuff like the Justin Hammer subplot or the oncoming threat of Whiplash or Tony’s emotional arc of dealing with his mortality? Little to none, unfortunately, and the film suffers for it.

Especially when we could have had WAY more Sam Rockwell dancing. Priorities, people!

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, on the other hand, seamlessly integrates the small callbacks into the structure of the story. Most of the big references are from Captain America: The First Avenger, showing Steve’s struggle to find connections with people of the modern era. The former love of his life is a dying Alzheimer’s disease patient, his war days have been turned into a museum exhibit of a period long since gone, and his only true friend from childhood has become an equally powerful pawn for the villains with no memory of his past. So, unless we’re going to criticize a sequel for referring to elements from the first film (in which case The Godfather Part II, Terminator II: Judgement Day and Aliens have severe issues with callbacks as well), then there’s really no harm in any of those particular references, especially once it comes to setting up and giving emotional weight to much of Cap’s personal arc.

Toro also name checks several smaller references, including Gary Shandling’s cameo as his Senator Stern character from Iron Man 2, Robert Redford name-checking Iron Man and the introduction of Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker, Quicksilver and The Scarlett Witch during the post-credit scene, saying that they (much like in the earlier mentioned helicarrier quote) felt like executive mandates from Kevin Feige rather than organic elements of the film.

Honestly, I never felt like any of the callbacks detracted from the story in any way whatsoever. It seems as though Marvel learned their mistakes from Iron Man 2 as of late, only really calling back for the sake of a small joke or weave in an existing bit of knowledge from the universe that fits the story of an individual film. The Senator Stern cameo is a perfect example of that. Do you need to remember him to get the joke? Not at all. We see Agent Sitwell working with him and it’s clear he’s some sort of government big shot, which further emphasizes the scope of the inner HYDRA take over of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the joke of the scene only requires knowledge we’ve learned from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 

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Plus, without it, we wouldn’t have these hysterical Hail HYDRA memes. Hope this doesn’t fizzle out in the next 12 hours.

I think what really sits wrong with me about Toro’s article is the assertion that the quote from Stephen McFreely and Christopher Markus leads him to jump to the claim that Marvel’s main interest is simply setting things up for future movies and having large scale climaxes rather than telling stories. The biggest thing that needs to be made clear for any and all making assumptions like this is that it’s not unheard of for big budget Hollywood film producers to care about elaborate set pieces that will put people in seats. Shocking, I know, that someone who helps to invest millions of dollars into a project would be concerned about trying to get said money back by having certain demands for spectacle in a superhero film, but one has to realize going in that creative compromise is a big component to filmmaking in general. Toro even references the infamous case of creative compromise gone wrong that was producer Jon Peters demanding a giant spider show up in 1999’s Wild Wild West. However, one can note two very distinct differences between West and Winter Soldier: 1) West is a clumsy, unfunny, and poorly written piece of churned out crap that borrows little from its engaging source material and 2) West was a pretty unbearable piece of garbage before we even see one frame of the giant mechanical spider.

It’s quite clear that creative freedom wasn’t a luxury for the team behind the steam punk late 90s western comedy, given both Peters’ notes and the decision to miscast Will Smith in the role of an asshole cowboy secret agent for the government during a time period when he would have most likely been killed in seconds, but it’s not out of the question to think that someone could have written an entertaining blockbuster out of a premise like Wild Wild West, even with bizarre studio mandates. But that really didn’t happen and the film is still detested to this day for more reasons than just the giant mechanical spider.

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All this being said, Winter Soldier could have used an eponymous hip hop track. Get on the mic, Chris Evans! “Woo! Ha ha, ha ha!”

If anything, one should praise Kevin Feige and Marvel for their tendency to give their writers and directors a larger amount of creative freedom than most other big studio execs. After all, this is the same man who had the balls to let the guy who wrote Swingers make a superhero origins story with dialogue heavily improvised by his actors, gave the man behind The Rocketeer a chance to make a somewhat cheesy 40s adventure romp out of Captain America: The First Avenger and is allowing a director mostly known for disturbing cult films like Slither and SUPER get his hands on an already chancy property like Guardians of the Galaxy. If all he wants in return are a few callbacks and a big set piece, it’s really up to the writers to be able to craft a three dimensional story around what seem to be feasible constraints given the projects. In fact, Captain America: The Winter Soldier is proof enough that you can write a fantastic story despite these demands. Markus and McFreely managed to further develop the characters from the previous film into new untapped areas, introduce & endear the audience to new characters, unravel the complex web of conspiracy that will irrevocably change this universe & its characters permanently and deliver on an exciting action filled climax that also manages to give each major character real closer to their arcs. 

Mr. Toro’s article mentions more specific complaints about the film’s structure and supposed plot holes, but I’m not here to hate on his personal opinions on the film, no matter how much I really do disagree. The main thing I wanted to get across is that reducing what the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Kevin Feige are trying to do as merely a spectacle-laden callback engine is quite counterproductive. Each film (for better or worse) is mainly striving to build characters and the universe overall in a way that feels concrete, but not enough to distract from the individual stories. The continuity references really don’t distract that much from the individual story and Feige tends to hire risky creatives & give them more than enough free rein to craft an engaging tale around set pieces that are asked of them. Sure, that doesn’t always guarantee that every film is going to work, but it’s still not enough to point fingers and blame Feige for essentially being a producer with reasonable expectations of a blockbuster film. Creative compromise is all part of the filmmaking process and I’d say Marvel is doing a great job of it.

Movie Review: Rio 2

Don’t say we never do anything for you. Chris and Beau actually roused themselves early on a Saturday morning (!) to go see the latest factory product ground out by Blue Sky Studios, a sequel to 2011’s hit film (sigh), Rio. When you make almost 500 million, you’ve pretty much GOT to make another film these days I suppose, and the better part of the whole gang from last time is along for the ride again in what I can only hope is ‘contractual obligation’.

Jesse Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway are back as the rare blue macaws, Blue and Jewel, who since we saw them in the previous film, have “gotten it on,” as it were, and produced three annoying offspring. Despite Blue’s protests, a trip to the Amazon rainforest gets complicated when it turns out Jewel’s whole family, who she presumed were dead, actually live there and don’t really care for the domesticated Blue all that much. Add to that evil loggers, a revenge driven cockatoo (Jemaine Clement), a host of other subplots, and you’ve got Rio 2. Such as it is.

Join Beau and Chris (with Ashley and JC along just for the hell of it) as they decode the mysteries of the rainforest. Or something. Whatever. They’re in pain and you love it so listen.

 

Movie Review: Oculus

The ghost story has gotten quite a workout in the last few years, largely thanks to the huge financial success of Blumhouse Productions’ Paranormal Activity series and all their imitators. As if that wasn’t enough, they doubled down with successes on new franchises of the nether-realm in Insidious and Sinister. Now, this latest entry into the game picks up the board and shakes it so hard at least some of the pieces fall off. There’s a new ghost in town and it’s, um, a mirror?

Karen Gillan plays Kaylie, a woman obsessed with the past, when her younger brother shot and killed their father, who himself had murdered their mother. Her brother (Brenton Thwaits) is freshly out of the psychiatric institute and “cured,” but here comes Kaylie with an elaborate plan to destroy the evil that came from an old cursed mirror, despite her brother having come to terms with said evil just having been in his imagination.

Spoiler: The mirror isn’t terribly into this whole, being punished for its crimes thing.

The Unusual Suspects have a go at this horror romp that some critics have called “a bracingly original horror flick”. But does that mean it’s good? Beau, Ashley, JC and Chris have a go.

Vote Now! Sports Movie Tournament Round 1: Basketball Division

It was a fun experiment, but Inside the Locker will be retiring their…

Totally Accurate, Desperately Necessary Movie Elimination Tournaments.

For now. But before we wrap up March Madness (*cough cough* in April *cough*), we are engaging in one last mega tourney; this one to decide the best sports movie of all time. I know, the implications are staggering.

Not this week, but next, we’ll be battling through the Sweet 16 of sports films. Obviously, this category is made all the more difficult by the fact that there are countless cinematic triumphs across all the various sports. How the hell can we even decide which movies from which sports make it into the Sweet 16?!

We won’t…you will!

We’re opening up the field to a full 64 movies, but don’t worry. We’re NOT going to record an eight-hour episode in which we debate each and every one. Instead, we’re going to let you, the readers/listeners work our field of 64 down to 16 with your votes. We’ve created four divisions for the bracket (Basketball Movies, Baseball Movies, Football Movies, Misc Sports Movies). Over the next few days, we’ll be revealing the match-ups for the first rounds of each division. You can then click on each match-up to vote for the winner.

First up, Basketball Movies.  The match-ups, according to the rankings, are…

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED, THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING!!!

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SMARK COUNTRY: A Warrior’s Trip to Valhalla

When the news broke yesterday about the Ultimate Warrior’s death, I couldn’t help but take it with a grain of salt. This is definitely not the first time his death had been announced.

This has occurred several times, dating back as far as 1991 when he disappeared from WWF and a look-a-like faux-Warrior debuted a year later. But when news of his collapse while outside of an Arizona hotel with his wife surfaced on several news sites, it really started to sink in that this was no hoax.

Born James Brian Hellwig, the Warrior got his start in the wrestling circuit in Southern California, where most body builders with aspirations of becoming pro wrestlers start. He was in a tag team called the Blade Runners with another familiar face painted icon named Sting (Steve Borden).

After stints as Blade Runner Rock, and then the Dingo Warrior in World Class Championship Wrestling, he got his break in 1987 as he was signed to the World Wrestling Federation and became the Ultimate Warrior. While with the Fed, he won the WWF Championship and was a two time Intercontinental Champion. He left and returned twice, then took a sabbatical from wrestling, only to return in 1998, this time to World Championship Wrestling. After nearly a year there, he retired from professional wrestling.

One of the very first WWF matches I remember seeing as a kid featured the Ultimate Warrior vs another deceased legend, Ravishing Rick Rude. Their styles couldn’t be more different. Rick Rude fought with a tactician’s finesse, and a little bit of flair. Warrior’s was all intensity, all power and there was no slowing him down. The two clashing styles worked to dazzling effect.

This past weekend, the Warrior returned. For the first time in eighteen years, Vince McMahon gave the Warrior an open forum to speak, and also inducted Hellwig into the WWE Hall of Fame. Apparently, Triple H had a hand in helping Warrior and Vince McMahon reconcile. The speeches that Warrior gave, not only there, but on the following Monday Night Raw, were as intense as ever. But along with the intensity, there was a focus and message, unseen in almost all of his previous promos. With his final public appearance, he offered these words…

No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized. By the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever.

You, you, you, you, you, you are the legend makers of Ultimate Warrior. In the back, I see many potential legends, some of them with warrior spirits. And you will do the same for them. You will decide if they lived with the passion and intensity. So much so that you will tell your stories and you will make them legends, as well. I am Ultimate Warrior. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans. And the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior will run forever!

 

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R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior

 

ITL’s Wrestlemania Commentary Now Available for Download!

Last Sunday, the world was treated to one of the single greatest Wrestlemania’s on record. With the sole exception of the outcome of the Undertaker/Lesner match, Wrestlemania XXX was pitch perfect and culminated into a wholly satisfying ending.

The guys from Inside the Locker gathered together with Amanda and John from All Rings Considered as well as Daniel Kalbacher from The Die Cast and John Gholson from Infinite Variations to provide a live commentary for the event. If yodu weren’t able to join us live, you can now download the EPIC record of this insanely momentous event.

Enjoy!

 

 

We are dedicating this broadcast to The Ultimate Warrior.   Today, we are all part of One Warrior Nation.

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Digital Noise Episode 38: Calamity Ensues

Somehow we got this far without a problem. Which isn’t to say that this episode of Digital Noise is a wash. How can any episode with a guest appearance by one of our favorite friends, Godzilla artist Matt Frank, not be worth your time?


No, I mean that the audio didn’t quite live up to our usual standards. This is entirely the fault of human error, and by that I mean, Chris, who didn’t check the board appropriately before recording. As has been pointed out multiple times in the past, he is indeed only human. Reportedly. So, know that we apologize for … iffy … sound quality at points. We did what we could.


That being said, get ready for spirited coverage of stuff like Broadchurch Season 1, Anchorman 2, 47 Ronin and more. And do I need to add that this is a giveaway week that you REALLY do not want to miss. GO TEAM US!

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