Highly Spoileriffic Reviews: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

It’s finally here. The moment fans have been waiting for. The heavens will shake when Batman and Superman finally clash on screen…mainly because the music is ridiculously loud.

Ok, so no, we weren’t big fans of Zach Snyder’s latest entry in DC’s movie universe. A whole bunch of us felt, to varying degrees, let down. But we honestly had trouble deciding how to really express everything we felt about the film without heading deeply into spoiler territory. So, what you get is a spoiler review. If you DON’T want this film spoiled for you, PLEASE wait till after you’ve seen it to listen. I suspect even the comments will contain spoilers. And probably don’t listen at all if you come from the viewpoint of “Screw you guys, this movie is going to be the best thing ever no matter what anyone says.” No point in driving up your blood pressure.


So, with all that being said, here’s Chris, Herman, JC, Richard, Joe, Elliott and Beau with their review…


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Public Axis #143: The Christmas Soldier

Music Shows Oh Nos! New Kids Shows! Cyber Loafing! Super heroes with super snacks in this edition of Public Axis with guest (and super sponsor) Carlos Castro!

Recorded at the Public Axis F-Stop on March 14th, 2016.

 

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Randy Plays Games: Season 2 Ep7: Feng Shui 2 Pt 3

And now we come to the madcap conclusion of our Hong Kong RPG adventure through magic and martial arts as Chris, Joe, Misty, Beau, and Sarah discover that all is not as it seems in our world.

Do you want to play Feng Shui 2 for yourself? Here’s what you’re gonna need. If you live in the Austin area, you can pick it up at Rogue’s Gallery Comics and Games in Round Rock Texas (and you might even get to meet Randy while you’re there). If you don’t live near there, please buy it through our handy-dandy link below…

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Big Finishing Move: ‘The War Doctor Volume 02: Infernal Devices’

Howdy-o good neighbors and welcome to Big Finishing Move here on One Of Us. This, dear reader, (always want to make you feel appreciated) is where I slap on the old critic’s hat and look at the releases from Big Finish and see if they’re gold or garbage. Today we are looking at the second box set in BF’s War Doctor range. So, is this set worth your dinero or are you better off saving that couple of bucks for the ad-free version on Hulu this month? Let’s find out!

 

 

TARDIS Team: The War Doctor and Various

It’s a normal week for the War Doctor. Get up, have a nice breakfast, visit some war-torn section of time and space where various atrocities are happening, try to stop said atrocities, and almost die in the process to stop them. Eat, sleep, repeat. On some planet full of nightmares, the Doctor meets Collis, the only other Time Lord left in a mission to capture (and in the Doctor’s case) and destory a Dalek super-weapon. The pair succeed, but they also appear to die in the process. Thankfully, the rules of life and death aren’t what they used to be for Cardinal Ollistra, and those under her command and the War Doctor find themselves dragged into a series of adventures as the Time Lords seek to conquer death itself. Can the War Doctor make it through this madness in one piece or is he destined to be one more bit of cannon fodder recycled in the horror that is the Time War?

Unlike the previous War Doctor release, Only The Monstrous, which was written entirely by Nick Briggs, this release is handled by writers John Dorney, Phil Mulryne, and Matt Fitton. While there is an overarching plot, each writer does their very best to flesh out their individual tales and make each chapter feel satisfactory as both stand alone entries and parts of a larger story. There is a greater sense of urgency and focus on getting into the meat of the story, which helps the pacing immensely and keeps the audience engaged the whole way through.

This isn’t to say this release is without issues. The War Doctor range is the most experimental thing Big Finish has attempted with the character across their various releases. The War Doctor has some tonal issues in terms of his character, as does the series as a whole. This is a byproduct of the lack of preexisting material in regard to the War Doctor, and despite the best efforts of the writers to disguise this fact, it’s very obvious they’re working out the kinks of who this incarnation of the Doctor is and what his stories should feel like.

On the performance side of things, you know that you’re doing something right when you can outshine both John Hurt and David Warner, and in the case of Jacqueline Pearce, she does just that. In the hands of a lesser actor, the character of Ollistra could very well come off as campy, but Pearce knows just how to breathe life into the Cardinal that makes even her more melodramatic bits believable. She gets that the character is all in the nuance of each line, and takes the time to add the necessary underlying emotional complexity to what would otherwise be a very stock Who character. Ollistra is all of the Time Lords worst traits; pompous, arrogant, given to lies and manipulation to achieve their goals, and lacking in compassion and mercy for friend or foe in her efforts to end the Time War. You get the sense that Ollistra was likely one of the more tolerant and understanding members of her people before the war, but all that death and pain has left her hollow, leaving her with only the drive to win.  Perhaps her only saving grace is her obvious respect for the Doctor. It doesn’t stop her from using him to meet her needs, but her admiration has led her to view the War Doctor in some ways as her reluctant champion, a fact that would give the Doctor the willies were he ever to find out.

Even with the few minor quibbles I have with this box set, I could not recommend highly enough. It’s fresh, it’s different, and the only way we’re going to see more of it is by showing our support. Every part of this can be considered a serious improvement over the previous box set, and you finally have a valid reason to go take the War Doctor plunge.

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Hey, since you’re here already , I hope you won’t mind if I take a second to encourage you all to check out the rest of One Of Us. Tons of cool stuff awaits those adventurous enough to click!

Next time we’re doing another major release as we we once again catch up with Paul McGann in:

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Check out my previous reviews:

Phantasmagoria, The Fearmonger, The Light At The End, The Spectre of Lanyon Moor, Storm Warning, Blood of the Daleks, The Chimes of Midnight, Seasons of Fear, The King of Sontar, White Ghosts, Dark Eyes II, The Crooked Man, Project: Twilight, The Evil One, The Harvest, The Last Of The Colophon, The Council Of Nicaea, Destroy The Infinite,  Afterlife, The Abandoned, Zygon Hunt, Revenge Of The Swarm, Philip Hinchcliffe Presents Box Set, Dark Eyes 3, Mask of Tragedy, The Fourth Doctor By Gareth Roberts, The Exxilions, The Darkness of Glass, Dark Eyes IV, Requiem for the Rocket Men, Signs And Wonders, Death Match, Suburban Hell, The Burning Prince, The Cloisters of Terror, The Acheron Pulse, The Fate of Krelos, The Shadow Heart, Return to Telos, The Sixth Doctor – The Last Adventure, Doom Collation I, The Yes Men, The War Doctor: Only The Monstrous, Wave of Destruction, The Labyrinth of Buda Castle

Movie BS 301: SXSW, ’10 Cloverfield Lane,’ ‘The Brothers Grimsby’

0:00 – Hi, we’re back, we went to South By Southwest, here are some movies we saw:
3:10 – “Hush”
7:45 – “Demolition”
10:40 – “Slash”
16:25 – “Born to Be Blue”
20:15 – “My Blind Brother”
25:30 – “Hunt for the Wilderpeople”
28:10 – “War on Everyone”
33:40 – “Don’t Think Twice”
37:15 – “Sing Street”
41:00 – “Midnight Special”
42:20 – Some thoughts on SXSW in general
45:30 – “The Brothers Grimsby” review
50:00 – “10 Cloverfield Lane” review
55:25 – QOTW rolled over to next week, so send in your responses; goodbye


QOTW: What movie embarrasses you because of the way it portrays a part of your identity (hometown, subcultures, religion, interests, etc.)?


REVIEWS:
The Brothers Grimsby: D+ 4/10
10 Cloverfield Lane: B+ 7/10


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Infestation SXSW 2016: “American Fable” Interview

A young girl living on a farm in trouble finds a man trapped inside an old silo and befriends him, only to find that her friendship and her family’s welfare might be at odds.

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That’s American Fable brought to you by director/writer Anne Hamilton and our own Jenny got a chance to sit down and talk with her about the film. Check it out…


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Highly Suspect Reviews: The Bronze

Melissa Rauch plays former Olympics gymnast bronze medalist Hope who lives with her dad (Gary Cole) in her small hometown and won’t let anyone who lives there forget that she’s the one memorable thing that ever came out of it. To the point and beyond of obnoxiousness. Thoroughly unpleasant to anyone in her path, when she discovers there’s a new Olympics hopeful gymnast training under her old coach, she is…displeased. And then that coach dies unexpectedly and leaves a promise to give Hope a LOT of money if she trains the young girl herself all the way to the games.

Chris, Emily and Herman take on this comedy, brought to you under the Duplass brothers production banner, and have some decidedly harsh things to say about it. Except that sex scene. I mean…words can’t describe. But we do our best.


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ScreamCast 98: SxSw 2016 Round-up (Part 1)

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Brad has been watching movies until his eyeballs bleed in Austin, TX during this years SxSw festival. Today he runs down the first half of the films he’s seen including: Teenage Cocktail, The Greasy Strangler, Hardcore Henry and more!

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Public Axis #142: Can’t Quantum Leap a Looper

Mythical Creatures! Defending Parents! Mystery Pantry Food! No form of time travel can alter the good times in this edition of Public Axis with guest (and super sponsor) Jessica Briseno!

Recorded at the Public Axis F-Stop on March 8th, 2016.

 

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Sausage Party Trailer Reaction

When I first heard Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were doing an animated film called Sausage Party, I got nervous. While being a decent fan of their collective work, I worried that a film like Sausage Party would… well, just be dick jokes. They’re prone to write them, Rogen’s not apposed to dishing them out, the main characters are phallic shaped.  Hell, the damn title is *Sausage* *Party*. I figured this would be a potentially failed experiment from the duo… but hope suddenly sprung eternal with the release of the first trailer for the film.

The premise of the film feeds into a sort of dark twist on the likes of Toy Story: What if food were sentient? In this case, our main heroes include a package of sausages (voiced by Rogen, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Anders Holms & others), a hot dog bun (voiced by Kristin Wiig), a bagel (voiced by Edward Norton) and a few other food items from a grocery store. All of the food hopes and dreams of being picked out by people to meet their destiny, whatever that may be. Luckily, they’re soon picked out and brought to what they think is paradise via shopping cart. Unfortunately, they see the true horror of the fate of food as their friends are skinned, mutilated and eaten alive by a human. Now, these groceries are off to try and warn the supermarket’s other occupants of their impending doom before they too are consumed. The trailer follows below:

 

Now that looks far better than I ever would have expected. The animation, while feeling like the lower end of an Illumination Entertainment’s budget, still has a charm to it in terms of the character designs and the horrible mutilations of them like that Irish Potato’s disturbingly gut busting skinning scene. Rogen and Goldberg’s tinge of horror into the proceedings shows a lot of promise, especially for the Saving Private Ryan Normandy Beach scene that caps the trailer off on a darkly amusing note. I just wonder if they’ll ease up on some of the more typical Rogen comedy aspects like vulgarities and drug jokes won’t be a giant crutch on the film’s humor. After all, hard R-Rated animation doesn’t need to just rely on that for humor. That joke runs out of steam unless there’s more to it, which the filmmakers could conceivably do as a spoof of the Pixar and Disney films of late that could use a good poking.


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