TMNT Toy Commercials: The Good, the Bad & the Horrifying

The latest incarnation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is making its theatrical debut August 8. To mark the occasion, let’s take a look back at the franchise and its impact on pop culture. Back in the day, the original 1987 cartoon series was just about four talking turtles who fought against the tyrannical Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He went by the name of Shredder in this cartoon though. Probably to protect his family from mutant turtles.

 

 

While the show entertained little kids, it was pretty obvious that the animated TMNT series was primarily made to sell toys. What cartoon series in the 1980s wasn’t? Some these toys ranged from hilarious, weird to completely horrifying. Wait until you see the deformed pizza chef with pizza throwing action! Yet, we begged for them every birthday, holiday, or whenever we saw the commercials on TV.

Looking back at TMNT’s colorful toy commercials captures not only how ridiculous and obnoxious these commercials were, but also the kind of crap kids pined for and their parents blew untold sums of money on every year. Take a look below!

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Oh, this is a good one. Remember “Sword-Slicing Leonardo?” With wind-up arm slicing action no less. Yes, Leonardo, often looked at as the leader of the Ninja Turtles, can be seen here with what looks like a giant French fry in his hand. McDonalds must have a hand in this as well.

Don’t forget about “Slice and Dice Shredder.” Not only does the leader of the dreaded Foot Clan have his signature wrist blades, but he also has propellers grafted to his arms! The guy’s a real creep.

 

You know what the Foot Clan so desperately needs to defeat the Turtles? “Shredder’s Wacky-Action Wind-Up Sludge Mobile.” Not only does this “vehicle” look like the mutated offspring of Humbuggy and the Mystery Mobile, but it also features and unstoppable weapon known only as the “Yellow Snow Launcher.” Don’t’ worry though. Leonardo is plunging ahead on Shredder’s behind.

 

So, you have an astronaut, a samurai warrior, a surfer and a man wearing a jacket….with nothing else. What do these things have in common? Well, they’re obviously alternate costumes for the Ninja Turtles. The samurai costume makes sense, but Donatello’s open coat costume with the creepy porn moustache mask should not be sold to children.

 

Yeah, you have some silly wind-up vehicles in this one, but the real star of this commercial is “Pizza-Face.” The mutant pizza chef is pretty horrifying to look at. His figure comes with his signature meat cleaver and his special killer pizzas. This is a cartoon for children, yet it features a deformed pizza man with a meat cleaver. Oh, 1980s. You were so loveably irresponsible.

 

Okay, this commercial is pretty cool. I loved kaiju and movie monsters as a kid, so I would have been begging my parents to buy me the mutant “Killer-Bee.” It’s a giant bee wielding chainsaws. What seven-year-old wouldn’t want that?

 

The Foot Clan always seem to use technologically advanced weapons against their enemies, but the Turtles have been busy creating their own invention to defend the innocent civilians of New York City. “The Motorized Pizza Thrower” will bring down any aerial attack from the sky. It comes with several different pizzas too.

 

It’s great when you start to get the play sets to go along with all the action figures. I wouldn’t exactly say slapping together a plastic box with a slightly smaller box qualifies as a “play set,” but corporations tended to be pretty frugal in the 80s. Reganomics affected toymakers too.

 

Yes this commercial features various water gun vehicles, but the real head scratcher is the Donatello figurine. Donatello is featured hear with his removable back. It can fit all of his extra weapons and pizza pies! I guess this was for the cruel kids who always wanted to rip the shells off of their Ninja Turtle action figures. They can finally fulfill that dream.

 

The Anchovy Alley Pop-Up Pizza Play-Set is fairly creative. A seemingly ordinary pizza box morphs into a pizza shop and sewer. I will refrain from being snarky to admire its clever design.

 

Now you can get the most powerful substance in the Turtle Universe. The white-light grey liquid substance known as “Mutagen Ooze” can now be thrown at the enemies of the Turtles. Watch as large quantities of this substance is hurled through the air, lathering dozens of innocent looking toys. You know, for kids.

 

What about you, reader? Any favorite TMNT toys that you loved back in that day? Let us know in the comments below!

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Public Axis #86: PuroPincheSA & PuroSanAntonio

Board Game Movies! Breakfast of Past and Present! Monkeys With Money! The first installment of the Public Axis podcast on OneOfUs.net! Listen or the girl with hoop earrings will cut you!

Recorded at the Public Axis F-Stop on July 20th, 2014.

00:00 Welcome to the F-Stop! First off, we’re excited to be a part of OneOfUs.net and we thank you to no end for listening to our fine program. For first timers, we’re Comedia A Go-Go, a comedy collective from San Antonio, Texas.  In Public Axis, we host a weekly round table podcast with guest comedians, filmmakers and various artists. Pulling discussion from our collective love of movies, video games, science news and nostalgia, we aim to pack every episode with big laughs and new knowledge. For our listeners who have followed us from Lounge Geeks and even longer than that, we are eternally grateful!

So, on with the show, this week, we’re pleased as punch to welcome San Antonio Twitter queens, Stephanie Guerra (@PuroPincheSA) and Brenda Munoz (@PuroSanAntonio) to our headquarters, the Public Axis F-Stop. They’re big on pushing SA events, arts and all-around good times. If you’re not familiar with stuff like Flaming Hot Cheetos, Big Red, chamoy or Whataburger, we’re about to take you to school.

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16:15 Yeah, Aight Den!  Topic #1: What’s your favorite board game and do you think it would make a great movie? (Inspired by the upcoming movie adaptation of the classic “board game”, Ouija.)

37:11 Dad’s Corner(ed)! Topic #2: What was your favorite breakfast as a kid and what is your current favorite?

57:27 Hey, That’s Not Funny! Topic #3: Are you dumber than a monkey when it comes to money? Tell us about a memorable stupid money decision!

1:16:37 What Did We Come to Know? Public Axis is an educational program and at the end, we always ask our guests and listeners, “What did you come to know?” Enlighten yourself.

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Five Possibilities For ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’

Guardians of the Galaxy is Marvel’s riskiest venture yet, but it seems the science-fiction comedy is turning out to be one of the better bets the studio has ever made. With its critical acclaim and positive word of mouth, Guardians is on the fast track to being one of the most lauded movies of the summer.

 

 

With all of this success, it’s no surprise that a sequel to the space-faring adventure film would be announced. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 will be hitting theatres July 2017. With Guardians opening up the Marvel Universe on a galactic level, it will be interesting to see what could possibly be in the sequel.

Here are a few things one might expect to see in the highly anticipated movie.

Minor spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy and the mysteries it left unsolved below:

 

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Yes, Guardians spends a fair amount of time on Nova Prime and the rest of her Nova Corps, but the Nova that Marvel super-fans are aware of didn’t make an appearance in the movie. Originally an Earthling named Richard Rider; Nova was given his powers by the last surviving Elite Nova Corpsman, Rhomman Dey. Only a teenager, Rider had to learn to master his unimaginably powerful powers in order to protect Earth and patrol the known universe. His adventures would lead him to cross paths with the Silver Surfer, Thanos and the Guardians of the Galaxy. With James Gunn and Kevin Feige being so willingly to open up Marvel’s cinematic universe, it seems inevitable that audiences will see the helmeted hero in the future.

 

Peter Quill’s Father 

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It’s a bit of surprise to Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) that he isn’t entirely human. In the original Marvel comics, Quill comes from an old bloodline of ancient galactic royalty. Quill’s father, Jason of Sparta, was forced to make an emergency landing on Earth after engaging attacking ships near the planet. Injured and near death, Jason was rescued by Meredith Quill. The two eventually fell in love, but Jason was forced to leave to continue fighting in a war between his people and the reptilian Ariguans. Unbeknownst to Jason, Meredith was pregnant with his son, Peter.

It’s a bit obvious that Quill still has some issues after the events of Guardians. Making an attempt to find his long lost father might help him find some closure in regards to his family.

 

Krylorians

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Gunn has expressed interest in including the passionless aliens the Krylorians in the Guardians 2. While little is known about them in the comics, the Krylorians are a hyper-advanced race known for their laziness and technological advancements. They are obsessed with creating escapist fantasies called techno-art films. Why Gunn is so adamant on using them is unknown, but hopefully the director can make them work in his sequel.

 

Ariguans

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As stated earlier, the Ariguans are a savage reptilian race known for their love of war and chaos. Since they have a connection to Quill’s past, it makes sense that they might try to eliminate him in order to end the royal bloodline of his family.

 

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The adopted-daughter of Thanos, Nebula (Karen Gillan), has enjoyed a fair share of praise for her appearance in the Guardians. Gillan’s dedication to the role was apparent (she shaved her head and spent months training in various forms of combat). Gunn has recently revealed that he loved the character of Nebula so much, that he would want her to return for the sequel. Nebula’s complicated relationship with Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and her adopted-father is ripe for exploration, and will provide even more reasons for her to make a return in the sequel.

What about you reader? Anything you want to see in Guardians of the Galaxy 2? Let us know in the comments below.

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Big Finishing Move: ‘Doctor Who: The Abandoned’

Greetings fellow travelers, and welcome back for another helping of Big Finishing Move. This is the place where I take a look at the audio output of Big Finish Productions and let you know if I think it is worthy of inputting into your ears. Today we have a real doozy on our hands (nobody uses the word “doozy” anymore, it’s  a shame) as today’s story, the penultimate story of season three of the Fourth Doctor Adventures was co-written by Leela herself, Louise Jameson!

 

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The first thing about this story you’ll notice is the unique opening. Immediately upon its start, you hear desperate screaming followed by some unsettling childlike music. It puts you on edge and makes you think you’re now mentally prepared for what is going to be thrown at you. You’re not.

The Doctor is busy with one of his educational speeches to Leela about the nature of the universe and how time travel works. Then Leela hears screaming like we heard at the beginning of the story and the Doctor hears two parrots. Confused yet? Good. So on we go with the Doctor explaining there is a place where they must never go, even to write it down, speak its name, or think about it too hard is too much. This place is called the Point Of Still…SHH! Didn’t you hear me?!  You can’t even mention it! It seems that somebody did travel to… that place, somebody who actions have had a profound effect on both the Doctor and Leela’s lives without them ever knowing it. Now that individual is going to break free, and woe be to our faithful duo as all of reality goes bonkers.

This is active listening here folks, you step out for a minute or get distracted you are going to lose  your grip on what is going on and have to rewind. It may help to take notes just to keep everything straight, and oh my word is their a lot to get here. While things may seem totally random, downright disjointed really, there in fact is a great deal of careful construction going on. This puppy is full of word play and clever word imagery commenting on our characters and the way we perceive reality itself. Audio is very much a media of the mind’s eye so what better place to explore the dark side of imagination?!

All the cleverness and word imagery in the world doesn’t matter for squat if you can’t sell it to the audience. Thankfully Tom Baker and Louise Jameson prove once again to be up to the task. They sell the confusion and growing sense of desperation with each passing line. They are both brilliant on their own, but the real magic is when the story brings them together.

The one nagging flaw to this whole surreal experience is that there is no moment for the audience to catch a breather. The tension winds tighter and tighter while the nature of reality grows looser and looser. Without an anchor point for the audience to stop, take stock of what they’ve just experienced, and get ready for another bout of crazy, the whole exercise becomes rather exhausting. I don’t recommend listening to this one in one sitting, it’ll wear you out and you will miss so much.

Look, this one is an acquired taste. I’m not one for full on surrealism normally. However, I found enough wit and charm to make me want to see it through. Still, I had to work for it. If that isn’t something you’re willing to do, stay the hell away from this story as it will only piss you off.

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Remember good readers, we here at One of Us have our own audio drama series by the name of Infinite Variations. In addition, we are the home to Jason Neulander’s new spin-off series from The Intergalactic Nemesis entitled Salt. Go get yourself some glorious audio goodness!

Next time it is the Doctor vs the universe’s greatest identity thieves with:

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Until then, happy listening!

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Phantasmagoria

The Fearmonger

The Light At The End

The Spectre of Lanyon Moor

Storm Warning

Blood of the Daleks

The Chimes of Midnight

Seasons of Fear

The King of Sontar

White Ghosts

Dark Eyes II

The Crooked Man

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The Evil One

The Harvest

The Last Of The Colophon

The Council Of Nicaea

Destroy The Infinite

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Inside The Locker: Free Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well I guess ya didn’t know, but I’m back to run the show! That’s right, shove over, ya mugs! After a too-long hiatus, I have returned to anchor the internet’s nerdiest sportscast this side of There Is No Jed-I In TEAM. I know I just made that show up for effect, but now I wish there was a podcast with that name.

This week, we cover what little news there is and then engage in too exceedingly geeky main segments that use sports concepts to analyze movies. Because, ya know, that’s what we do.

 

Show Breakdown…

 

Scores and Stories (6:27)

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Topics discussed: Red Sox can’t give away pitchers fast enough, Ray Rice gives heartfelt apology but still gets ridiculously lenient punishment for domestic abuse, and Josh Gordon is secondhand lyin’.

 

They Might Be A Cyborg Showdown (33:00)

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We pit a Japanese actress/martial artist with a hard head against Melky Cabrera’s hard hit out of Fenway. Who will prevail?!

 

Pre-2015 Summer Movie Season Nerd’s Poll (47:11)

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In honor of the NCAAF preseason coaches’ poll, we speculate as to which will be the best movies of the 2015 summer season. Not everyone had the film at #1 that you might expect…though most of us totally had the film at #1 that you would expect.

 

Free Agency Applied to Spider-Man in Next Avengers (71:05)

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Marvel’s precious superhero properties are still spread out among several studios. We engage in a hypothetical (sorry, Adam) scenario in which a three-studio trade could land Spider-Man in the next Avengers movie. Are we crazy? Yes. But are we?!

 

 

And The Rest…(94:29)

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In the show’s ending lightning round, we cover everything from the world’s unluckiest gas station robbers coming up against (for all intents and purposes) The Hulk to The Cowboys’ TE coach waterboarding his players like Jack Bauer and everything in between. Oh, and Bill Belichick is still a prick.

 

 

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The Pre-Weekend Recap: August 1, 2014

Yes, it is indeed the Pre-Weekend Recap for the week of August 1, 2014! This was a very productive week for us here on the site, as you can plainly see. There were written movie reviews, a new show, podcasts, articles, and of course, widespread praise for Guardians of the Galaxy. But hey, maybe some of these developments passed you by. No worries, we have your back, friend.

 

Below, you’ll find information about some of the articles, podcasts, and announcements we posted this week.  All you have to do is read, click, and listen and you’ll find yourself enriched by all the great content here. So let’s get started then!

Five and Out 065: Childhood Toys

The first show to migrate over from the sadly-deceased Lounge Geeks made its One Of Us debut this week! The hosts of Five & Out love lists, so much so that they make them every week and share them with the internet. On this debut episode, they’re talking about their favorite toys from the days of their youth. There are also great stories about a carnival, some pesky fruit flies, and other such tangents. There’s a lot in this one and hopefully it’s a sign of things to come, so give it listen and enjoy!

 

Inside The Locker: In Love and War

If you loved how bad Joel-Hans Embiid was with Twitter when the locker rats talked about it last episode, you’ll be glad to know that they’re doing it again! J.C., Elliott, and Tyler do more than mock an athlete’s ineptitude with social media though. They also find a link between the NBA Free Agency situation and the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, remember the great Tony Gywnn, and discuss how some high school athletes are shoving it in the NCAA’s face. Even without Brian*, the show goes on!

*We’re glad he’s back though! Salisbury 2016!

 

Five Reasons I Still Obsess Over Super Metroid

As he states in this excellent article, if you ask what John Eckes what the perfect game is, he’ll say Super Metroid. He’s right, it’s a phenomenal game full of challenge, intrigue, and most importantly, fun. What makes this Super Nintendo gem from 1994 such a paragon of game design? What can modern day developers learn from this classic? Let John guide you through what makes Super Metroid so special, even after two decades.

 

Infestation: Fantasia Film Fest 2014

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The Fantasia Film Festival is celebrating its 18th year and One Of Us is fortunate enough to be reviewing some of the selections premiering throughout the event! Starting this week and through to the fest’s end on August 6th, you’ll find written reviews of some of the movies that are making their appearance up there in Canada. We’ve added several reviews for some of the entries, such as Zombeavers, Dealer, and The House at the End of Time. These films are anything but ordinary, so if you’re looking to find out about some truly original stuff, we have all the information you need!

 

Somebody Likes It: Rumors

This week’s edition of Somebody Likes It is particularly sweaty, as the guys have gathered in Kevin’s garage without air conditioning to protect them against the harsh Austin sun. Even as they melt, our dedicated hosts are talking about Fleetwood Mac’s Rumors, one of the best selling albums of all time. What is it that makes this collection of songs so special? Listen in as the SIL crew investigates Rumors and learns about how the album came to be.

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Infestation: Fantasia Film Festival 2014 – ‘Zombeavers’

Zombie freakin’ beavers! Need I say more? Sure, Zombeavers sounds like some hackneyed SyFy movie or an unfortunately titled dusty DVD you’d find in the back of some shady adult video store, but the title sure does catch your attention. If your expectations are low, then you’re already taking the right steps to approaching a ridiculous movie like this. Trust me, they should be incredibly low.

 

There seems to be a bit of a formula when it comes to these Frankenstein-esque horror movies. Take a group of people, any cliched setting, any random animal and any horror scenerio, throw it in a blender and see what comes out. In the case of Zombeavers, we have a group of girls out at a cabin to get away from their problems when their significant others come crash the party. It just so happens that the lake they’ve decided to spend their time had a bit of a mishap where a stray tank of green goo came crashing down on a beaver dam turning them into….zombie beavers. Hi-jinx ensue, because of course they do.

This horror-comedy (emphasis on comedy) is best enjoyed when your blood alcohol content is straddling the line of good times and blacking out. Granted anyone willing to take the ride will likely already know not to take anything too seriously, despite how shockingly well made it is at times. When I say well made, it’s important to understand that I’m referring to effects work and camera work. The script and acting is pretty much what you might expect from something this silly.

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Get out your checklist for this one also, seeing as how every horror cliche in the book is explored in the most obvious way possible. Zero time is wasted in getting boobs on screen and once they were on screen it felt like they were there for 10 of the first 15 minutes. There are characters making the dumbest decisions possible by inexplicably splitting up when they should be sticking together, going outside when they hear a strange noise, things like that. Even when it’s pretty well obvious they are dealing with undead beavers, the characters act like they’ve never seen a zombie movie before as no one ever tries to stab the animals in the head. Even when they do, the beavers sometimes still don’t die. Who needs consistency?

Ragging too much on this movie for logic, acting and script issues is beside the point. I’m relatively sure the jokes and acting are intentionally bad. The goal here is to just have fun with the fact you are watching people fight zombified beavers. It’s all very dumb to be sure, but it’s super fun and just when you’re getting kind of tired with watching these idiotic characters bat away puppets with amazingly creepy eyes, filmmaker Jordan Rubin throws a new twist into the mix to carry the film through to the end. The twist is hilariously bad, but it injects a bit of gross out fun to the fold.

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Amonst all the hokey horror humor is some genuinely good filmmaking. Zombeavers opens with a Return of the Living Dead-esque opening complete with score. There are some great shots of the wilderness and legitimately creepy imagery surrounding all of the eye-rolling beaver (in reference to female genitalia) jokes and attempts as memorable horror one-liners. At times, the movie feels like a parody of something like Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead, just with zombie beavers instead of Deadites – and trust me, not one of these characters is as badass and memorable as Bruce Campbell’s Ash.

It’s somewhat difficult to give this a ranking that accurately expresses its true quality. You just have to take the good with the bad and adopt that annoying “if you shut your brain off” mindset to truly appreciate a movie like Zombeavers. It’s leaps and bounds better than any SyFy movie I’ve ever tried to sit through, but it’s equally as dumb as any of those tend to be. It’s not classy, it’s not unforgettable, but I’ll be damned if it’s not entertaining. It doesn’t quite fit into the “so bad it’s good” category but considering finding some time between your drunken Sharknado and Sharknado 2 viewing parties for Zombeavers.

Rating: 7/10
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Infestation: Fantasia Film Festival 2014 – ‘Stereo’

These days, we are all more than a little spoiled by technology. Kids growing up with the tech that we all take for granted will likely never experience the frustrating process of tinkering with a radio dial listening to annoying static to get our favorite radio station to come in clearly. The advent of presets and refined tuning buttons that automatically skip to the next clear station have all but eliminated the search for clear radio frequencies while traveling in cars, or manipulation of bunny ears on radios/TVs.

 

But I digress. What does any of this have to do with German director Maximilian Erlenwein’s newest film Stereo? Well, I’ll get to that, at least my paper-thin interpretation of it.

I’ll tell you that the film itself has absolutely nothing to do with people dealing with intermittent radio/TV reception. No, instead the film follows a formidable gent by the name of Erik (Jurgen Vogel) who is living a quiet life on the German countryside with his girlfriend, Julia (Petra Schmidt-Schaller) and her daughter, Linda (Helena Schoenfelder). Erik owns and operates a shop which he spends his time working on motorcycles and taking them for scenic rides from time to time. One day, a roving group of gypsies come by and set up camp near his shop. Alongside them is a statuesque hooded figure in the distance.

 

At first, Erik thinks nothing of the gypsies presence or the hooded figure. That is until the hooded man starts appearing closer and closer and following him around everywhere he goes and no one but Erik can see him. When the man refuses to leave, it forces Erik to seek answers as to why the man is there. The leader of the gypsies also pays a visit claiming Erik to be someone that he insists he isn’t. The search for the truth leads Erik to some deep and dark realizations and directly into the path of some really seedy underground baddies looking to inflict lots of pain.

German is an intimidating language for me because I can’t speak it and the cadence of those who can often makes me uncomfortable. What can I say, it’s a bit scary. So for an hour and a half, I sat in my seat as though it were made of ice cold concrete. Suffice to say, I could not sit comfortably the entire time. This can be attributed to the fact that I’ve already said how uncomfortable the language makes me, but also because the film is more than a little unsettling in and of itself. Erlenwein does not barrage the audience with nonstop action and violence for the duration however. Instead, he utilizes quiet restrained tension and characterization that crescendos to a brutal and unforgiving finale.

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The script does not really attempt to hide what is happening with Erik for long. Once the mysterious hooded man finally invades Erik’s every moment, it’s mostly obvious what Erik is currently dealing with. However, there’s a mystery underneath the relationship between the two and why the despicable Keitel (Georg Friedrich) that provides the remaining amount of tension to the first 3/4 of the film. Once all the cards are on the table, there is tremendous weight to the well-being of those left in Erik’s life that have been put into the crosshairs thanks to the choices he’s made. Even during the bone-breaking violence of the finale, the emotional stakes are not lost. In some ways, it interplays greatly with how I was able to immerse myself into the events of the finale.

There is a light bit of humor injected to the tense and bleak tone with the presence of Erik’s hooded guest, Henry (Moritz Bleibtreu). At first, Henry seems to just be there to mock Erik as sort of an unwanted imaginary friend. His humor is appreciated to break up the increasing tension, even if some of his comments come off as grossly misogynistic. Eventually, the characterization of the two becomes clear and while some of the comments still seem a bit heavy handed, it all lends to canvas of the character Erlenwein intended to paint.

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Without giving too much away, I’ll now briefly explain how I feel my opening radio talk fits in with Stereo. I mentioned how those of us old enough to remember car stereos tended to not have the advanced radio seeking upgrades they have now and we used to have to turn the tuning dial to find a channel that came in clearly. Sometimes, even when you could hear (or see if you like the TV analogy better) what was on the channel, it would still be through a screen of static. Essentially, once he is confronted that he may be on the wrong channel, Erik is a man searching through that wall of static for everything to come in clearly once again. And there you have it, my paper-thin interpretation of Stereo.

Erlenwein’s film is that which has all the bells and whistles of a noir thriller and indeed rewards audiences with the patience to stick through till the end. In fact, it might stick to its slow burning guns a little too long that the last act becomes a little bit convoluted. Regardless of small missteps here and there Stereo is a tense, well-acted thriller with a ending that kicks you right in the stones and stares menacingly as you squirm on the ground.

Rating: 8/10

Side note: I could easily see an American remake of this being greenlit with Michael Rooker or Jason Statham playing the lead role. Jurgen Vogel kind of looks like a hybrid of those two actors.

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Five and Out 065: Childhood Toys

Welcome to the first episode of Five and Out on OneOfUs.net! We do a different Top 5 list every week, generally in the realm of TV, movies and video games. Along the way we go on tangents, discuss exciting things, and pretty much constantly give each other a hard time.


This episode is listener submitted, and an extra long one to boot! We discuss fruit flies, Wes might need a gum graft, and our Top 5 Childhood Toys! (Steve also tells one very embarrassing story about a carnival ride.) Enjoy!


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