I’m All Out Of Love #7: Bruce Willis

Welcome back to “I’m All Out Of Love”, in which I take a pop culture subject (film series, director, actor, television show, etc) and dissect how my ‘love’ of them from early on slowly dwindled and what my current stance on them is.

Walter Bruce “Bruno” Willis is, if nothing else, a multi-talented actor. With a very diverse resume of television, film and even music related work, he’s proven himself as a capable and engaging presence. From his early years on the show Moonlighting to his action heavy roles to his more layered recent dramatic turns, he always gave such a diverse plethora of roles a try with the sort of relatable allure that made him not just an action star, but a full fledged leading man. Yet, for most of the last decade, he’s managed to squander all that likability on straight to video looking garbage that gives him little room to care.

In fact, the impetus for writing this article is the very limited theatrical release of his latest dull sci-fi thriller vehicle Vice this weekend, which also features a similarly out of work and dispassionate Thomas Jane. Didn’t hear about it? Well, not surprising given this horrible trailer, where Willis is showing off little of the personality that impressed so many, electing to merely smirk at the camera and deliver his lines in the most mechanical manner possible. Back in his hey day, Willis had so much charisma bursting out of his extremely talented body, so why doesn’t he use that anymore? Well, before looking at why he disappointed, let’s remember what set up those expectations.

The Spark

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Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

The first Bruce Willis film I ever saw was Look Who’s Talking. For those younger folks unaware, the film centers around a new mother (Kirstie Allie) falls for a cab driver (Travolta), all while Willis delivers commentary as the inner adult thoughts of her infant son (voiced by Willis). While not the finest hour for any of those actors, the film instilled an initial and vital connection between Willis’ voice and sarcastic comebacks. Not too long after Talking, I was shown the glorious piece of 80s action that was Die Hard. Those who are even slightly aware of Willis probably know him as John McClane, the New York cop trying to visit his estranged wife & family on Christmas, but just can’t get past those damn European terrorists who have taken the office building she works at hostage. This action classic turned Christmas classic has obviously inspired many an action picture, from the various sequels to the literal “Die Hard On A _____” trope that glutted the 90s. But there was a more important aspect to the film than the premise.

Die Hard sticks with me for more than the funny one liners or elaborate set pieces. It sticks with me because of Willis. With other 80s classic action movies I had been exposed to up to that point, the star was always so much more alien to me. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone weren’t people I related to as a suburban white kid from Florida. They were giant cartoon strongmen that I could potentially look up to, but their appeal never really centered on relatability. With Willis as McClane, there was something relatable about him. Sure, he was buffer and more witty than most adults I came in contact with, but I could believe a guy like McClane existed. He felt like a cocky cop working to try and dissolve a horrifying situation to protect his wife at all costs. The scene that pins this down beautifully is when Willis talks to Reginald VelJohnson as he takes the glass out of his foot. It’s a small moment of weakness that made an action hero vulnerable and honest, which made his assault against the faux-erudite Hans Gruber all the more investing. It set Willis apart as more of the everyman action hero, which was enough to get me interested in his work.

The Love Affair

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I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.

Despite making a name and money for himself off of the Die Hard franchise in the late 80s/early 90s, early Willis admirably pursued roles that were rather risky. The bizarro sci-fi of Twelve Monkeys and The Fifth Element, the over the top comedy of Hudson Hawk Death Becomes Her, the quirky action of Last Boy Scout Last Man Standing. They all showcased the true range he had as an actor, with the most notable performances here really being his nebishely nerdy role in Death Becomes Her and his disaffected and constantly out of breath time traveler in Twelve Monkeys. Of course, sometimes these choices didn’t work for him, particularly Bonfire of the Vanities and Hawk which were both critical and commercial flops that were plagued by the first reports of Willis’ giant ego on set. Then again, this era also produced his role in Pulp Fiction, which showed off more shades of his charismatic and engaging appeal than even the original Die Hard did as well as his willingness to take on smaller character driven material. Plus, it’s hard not to divorce Willis from the iconic image of him holding that katana during the assault against Zed.

So essentially, regardless of the project, Willis was willing to take roles that were off the beat and path, which made each new Willis film a curiosity for displays of his abilities. My favorite examples of Willis’ true range as an actor though would be his roles in two of director/writer/actor/producer M. Night Shyamalan’s worthy projects The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Both presented Willis as far more layered and grounded characters which showed off his more dramatic aspects of his range, whether it be the psychiatrist hoping to improve his abilities so as not to fail another patient in Sixth Sense or the ordinary man realizing his true potential as a superhuman protector in Unbreakable. One of my personal quintessential Bruce Willis scenes is Unbreakable when he looks at his son after he reveals his powers and superhero nature.  Willis dug into the same kind of passion for the art that he had back in the glass foot scene and sold the very quiet yet beautiful sense of discovery and true connection that makes the family dynamics of the film all the more engaging. It’s a nuanced, subtle and full of believable human interaction, showing that Willis really could play a down to earth human being, even when he gets superhuman abilities. Shame that ability wouldn’t last.

Nothing Lasts Forever

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“The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.”

There comes a time in every action star’s career when they can’t handle the more physical stunts out there and may need to shake things up. Some try to reinvent their old characters, others pursue careers in politics. In the case of Bruce Willis, the ultimate decision was to not really care anymore. Following his role in Unbreakable, most of his output has been forgettable actioners like Hostage, Surrogates and his Expendables cameos. Each performance is filled with the passive glow in his eye and forced delivery that feels like a parody of the lovable wisecracker Willis used to be. Yet, even his comedy fair severely dwindled, moving from his likable cocky jerk with a heart of gold persona to a stiff awkward stick in the mud that barely gives the admittingly awful material of films like Cop Out, Red and Lay the Favorite any chance to breathe, suffocating all the potential comedy in his scrunched up mouth. It didn’t help that the first of those films was infamously marked by comments from Kevin Smith of his lack of effort but then again, lack of effort has never stopped Smith before.

Of course, one can’t help but comment on the giant decline in the Die Hard franchise since it’s return with Live Free or Die Hard whenever the subject of Willis’ decline comes into play. Yet, I personally didn’t see the completely bored Willis in that fourth entry of the franchise. I saw a Willis who, while clearly older, still managing to kick some ass with a bit of charm in a movie that was admittingly lesser than the usual content of the franchise. However, with A Good Day To Die Hard, I saw no such charm. I saw a husk of a hero, barely being able to crack a “Yippie Ki-Yay” without looking bored out of his mind or even try to have any sort of chemistry with his equally bland and bored looking “son” Jai Courtney. The moment that crystallized the death of the franchise and Willis’ career in action has to be when McClane & “Son” fall through a glass roof. The once endearingly human action hero John McClane had officially lost everything that made him relatable, becoming the action hero who brushes off the same glass that severely hurt his foot. It showed that Willis really no longer cared about any sort of consistency with the reality of the character that made him a star. He just took the check and moved on quickly to the next thing he was contractually obligated to finish. It hurts to see heroes fall so far.

Final Thoughts

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“It’s been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.”

Willis has said in the past that he’s bored with the typical action roles he’s gotten as of recent, especially after years of doing them. That’s all well and good to be bored… but reports of Willis’ ego involving Smith or his pay demands for potentially appearing in the third Expendables really do show off that pay and pettiness haved replaced the passion he’s lost. Admittingly, every actor has to eat and I can see that most of the roles he gets with boring action parts can get grating, but a truly professional actor can still try their hardest while doing jobs they hate. People like Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine admit that they work for the paycheck all the time, but they rarely turn in lazy performances. As part of research for this article, I watched the pilot for Moonlighting, a show I was non-existent for during it’s initial airing. Seeing a pre-Die Hard Willis was quite an odd experience, partially due to seeing Willis with a decent head of hair. Yet, the bigger oddity is seeing a Willis that still seemed bright eyed and able to light up a room. It feels like so long ago that we had the wisecracking badass that managed to ground himself in something tangible, emotional and human. More than not these days, he just seems like a robot. Hell, he was more of a robot as his human character in Surrogates than he was as his robot surrogate!

Yet every now and then, Willis still shows his talents in some form. 2012 for example showcased Willis excellently with his roles as a time displaced older version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Looper and as a lonely police officer attempting to find the two main missing children characters in Moonrise Kingdom. Both are subtle, but oddly touching performances that gave Willis fine material to work with. In Looper, his love for his departed wife and determination to destroy the future that would lead to her death feels real and the way he plays off Levitt as his younger self seemed believable, given how much the two ape off each other small yet engaging ways. The same goes for Kingdom, where Willis builds an understated yet oddly warm surrogate father relationship with newcomer Jared Gilman that serves as the heart of the film. So, when talents like Looper writer/director Rian Johnson or Moonrise writer/director Wes Anderson actually give him appropriately meaty material, Bruce Willis can still actually breathe life into his characters. At the same time, Willis should be more willing to take parts like these and less of Vice if he wants to eventually end his career on a good note. Maybe another team up with Quentin Tarantino is in order. Of course, he could always try to reinvent himself and go back to his musical persona Bruno… or maybe not.

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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘The Boy Next Door’


January continues, like the long slow drip of Chinese water torture. Hey, speaking of things that are unbearable, it’s time for a sexy new thriller starring Jennifer Lopez as…Mary Kay Letourneau, apparently.


She’s a teacher who has an affair with a nineteen-year-old student, who’s still in high school for indeterminate reasons. The boy in question subsequently decides to go full cuckoo bananas and stalks J-Lo all kinds of weird. Think of it like Fatal Attraction, only it’s the guy who’s a looney. Oh, and it’s terrible.


So terrible in fact that only Brian and J.C. could be convinced to sit through The Boy Next Door, but these Unusual Suspects aren’t about to let that painful experience be in vain. Listen if you dare to the Highly Suspect Review of possibly the worst January dump runoff yet!

 

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The Most Overrated Comic Book Characters

There’s always been a select few comic book characters that have enjoyed immense popularity despite being as compelling as blocks of wood. These characters are often overexposed, sometimes forced into storylines that would have otherwise worked well without their presence. Fans can’t get enough of them though, and will typically sing the praises of these heroes and villains for years. Today, I present five characters who all share the dubious honor of being some of the most overrated creations in all of comics.

5. Carnage

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“I am the physical embodiment of 90s Marvel.”

If Marvel during the 1990s could be summed up with a single word, that word would be “carnage.” It also happens to be the name of one of the worst Marvel villains in the history of comics. Originally starting out as a member of Spider-Man’s rogue’s gallery, Carnage was a product of Venom’s popularity throughout the decade. Assigned to Eddie Brock as his cellmate in prison, infamous serial killer Cletus Kassady was the sole witness to Venom’s rebirth. While Venom escaped to seek vengeance against Spider-Man, the alien symbiote left a spawn behind, which took an immediate liking to Kassady’s violent nature. The two would eventually merge to form the super-villain known as Carnage, and Marvel would be plagued for years by hyper-violent storylines that starred the red-faced monstrosity.

Looking at Carnage, it’s obvious that Marvel was trying to create their version of The Joker. However, unlike the iconic DC villain, Carnage had zero personality and seemed to compensate for that by killing as many innocent people as possible. Nothing showcases this more than the 1993 storyline “Maximum Carnage.” Want to see Carnage and his acolytes bludgeon, impale and eviscerate people for 336 pages? Well, that’s the only damn thing the book gives you.

4. Cable

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“My pouches are infinite!”

Cable is boring. There’s really nothing interesting about him.  Created by Rob Liefeld (red flag there), Cable is the future son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey. After being transformed into a living weapon by the villainous Mr. Sinister, Cable has fought a never ending war against Apocalypse. Seeking aid in his battles, the hero has used time travelling technology to make contact with the X-Men.

Cable has spent nearly three decades traveling across time to warn Marvel’s heroes of some impending doom that will engulf the plant. The X-Men, who always take the time to listen to his nonsensical ramblings, inevitably do what he says only for it to not matter anyway. Yeah, it’s exciting stuff, right? To put it simply, Cable’s very existence is to explain the plot or backstory to whatever convoluted storyline he’s featured prominently in. He also seems to have a pouch fetish. At the end of the day, Cable is an over-serious bore of a character that should be left in the past to rot.

3. Spawn

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“I’m totally not Venom with a red cape.”

Created by Todd McFarlane (who also created Venom), Spawn was of one Image Comics’ first superheroes. Spawn, before his ghoulish makeover, was originally a CIA agent named Al Simmons. After being murdered by his boss, Simmons was brought back to Earth by the demon Malebolgia, who transformed him into the black-spiky costumed man you see above.

Looking at Spawn, he’s clearly an amalgamation of other comic book characters. He’s part Batman, Venom, Ghost Rider and Punisher. Perhaps that’s why the character enjoyed a period of popularity for years, even getting his own movie in 1997 and animated series on HBO. Like most comic books during the 90s, Spawn was well known for its blood, gore and rampant nudity. The character has since fallen into irrelevancy as of late, but McFarlane and co. are looking to reboot the character this year.  I think I’ll hold my excitement in check for now.

2. Gambit

“My accent is as outrageous as my taste in clothes.”

Oh, I can feel the hate for this one. I’m sorry, but Gambit has gotten by on his hair and accent for years. Yet another product of the 1990s, Gambit fulfills everything that was wrong with comics during that decade. Incomprehensible backstory involving Mr. Sinister? Check. Terrible costume? Check. Stupid 1990s bangs reminiscent of Shawn’s from Boy Meets World? Check.

Gambit, also known as Remy Etienne LeBeau, seems to be the only Cajun accented mutant in existence. Working as a professional thief, LeBeau has been both friend and foe to the X-Men. His ability to charge inanimate objects with kinetic energy also makes him insanely powerful. Still doesn’t explain the pink armor and that weird headband-face thing he wears, but he’s always been a bit eccentric.

Gambit’s biggest flaw as a character is the thing that “defines” him the most. That particular thing is his outrageous accent. I can only read so many “dis” and “dats” and “t’ings” before losing my goddamn mind.  Still, I am hopeful that Channing Tatum can make the character seem cool. He has an uphill battle though. Also, you should watch Boy Meets World. It was a damn fine television show. FEENAY!

1. Venom

“That Spawn fella looks familiar.”

At the end of day, it will always be you, Eddie. Yes, easily the most overrated character in all of comics is Venom. Outside of a select few, there is no single comic book villain that has amassed as many fans than Spider-Man’s alien enemy. He’s gotten so popular over the years that many fans rank him next to such Marvel villains as Doctor Octopus, Magneto and Loki. Sure, he certainly has a cool look, but what else does he have besides that?

Marvel readers know that the Spider-Man was the first to wear the strange alien-symbiote as a replacement for his classic red and blue costume. After learning the gooey little life form was actually feasting on his very essence, Spider-Man managed to remove it after much effort. It eventually found its way to Eddie Brock, who happened to be the world’s biggest Spider-Man hater at the time. What a coincidence! Brock and the symbiote eventually became the creature known as Venom, a dark-twisted mirror version of Spider-Man.

A creation of Todd McFarlane, Venom (who clearly was not in any way used in the design for Spawn), was initially going to be a one-off character to wrap up the “Symbiote” storyline. However, the overwhelming positive response to Venom from comic readers swiftly prompted Marvel to bring the character back and feature him in as many Spider-Man stories as possible. The only problem was outside of really hating Spider-Man for some reason, Venom’s character depth was nonexistent. He eventually received his own limited-series, Venom: Lethal Protector, which was quickly panned by all who read it. His over-exposure continued with the birth of his offspring, Carnage. They would later spawn even more annoying symbiote characters like Toxin, Scream and Hybrid.

“No, I don’t resemble the alien in that Ridley Scott movie at all.”

Venom, like his various multi-colored offspring, has no personality or real reason to have ever existed past his first confrontation with Marvel’s wall-crawler. It doesn’t matter if it’s Mac Gargan or even Flash Thompson wearing the suit. He’s just a blight on comics. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Blight is the name of another evil symbiote.

What do you think reader? Agree with the list? Any comic book characters that you think are overrated?  Let us know in the comments below!

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Somebody Likes It Ep 25 – Sturgill Simpson: “Metamodern Sounds in Country Music”

In anticipation of reviewing Sturgill Simpson’s albumMetamodern Sounds In Country Music I decided to take a bunch of acid and mushrooms and remind myself of how Psychedelic Thought and Eastern Philosophy had such incredible commonalities…

I wanted to run down those squiggly avenues where there was a convergence of my ideas of reality and my ideas of what I wanted reality to be.

Or that’s what 19 year old Shane and only 19 year old Shane would have done…

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Next week we revisit 80’s hip-hop…Ryan picked RUN DMC…

Can’t wait to talk about this one…

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World of UScast: The British Bodcast: Ep XVI

Duke and Kia discuss a host of topics whilst partaking in a host of different beers! They cover off a host of questions from the lovely One Of Us community; talk about Image Expo, Christmas, NFL, not buying Mondo posters, Duke’s moleskine obsession and much more!

Don’t forget to visit them at needtoconsume.com and spread the geek love for two of the best websites in the known universe!

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Geeks@College Episode 111: Best of 2014 – Comics and Television

As 2015 begins, The Geeks assemble to say au revoir to the year that was 2014! But this send-off is just too big for just one episode of G@C. Oh no, we’re giving you TWO retrospectives and here’s the first: Comics and Television!

First off, Chris and Taylor go between the panels and list their top comics of the year including SagaDaredevil and more!

Then Kaycee leads a discussion on the best TV of the year featuring such fan favorites as Game of Thrones and The Legend of Korra!

Like our lists? Did we leave anything out? Tell us below in the comments!

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New Subscriber Exclusive Commentary: ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’

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Three little mockingjays flocked together to watch the second film in The Hunger Games franchise, with all the reverence and somberness you’ve come to expect from Watch a Movie with Us!

So…no reverence or somberness at all!

Just for you, the subscribers of District Us, Brian, Richard, and Chris watch Catching Fire! They offer trivia, wisecracks, and troubling sexual confessions. What? I’m still typing? Well shit.

Grab or stream a copy of Hunger Games: Catching Fire (it is on Netflix) and prepare to watch with Us!

The odds are in favor of drunken silliness.

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The ScreamCast: Your Guest Is Hiding A Silver Shamrock

Brad and Sean take on Adam Wingard & Simon Barrett’s newest flick, The Guest.

Subjects include Dan Stevens, Dan Steven’s body, and Dan Stevens.

 

The Flick:

The Guest (2014)

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Director: Adam Wingard
Written By: Simon Barrett
Starring: Dan Stevens, Sheila Kelley, Maika Monroe

A mysterious ex-soldier (Dan Stevens) with a secret agenda wreaks havoc on a small town in this “impossibly cool” (Fangoria) action thriller from the creators of You’re Next.

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Why You Need to Read Marvel’s ‘Star Wars’

While there has been obvious excitement for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, fans have been interested to see what else Disney might do with the Star Wars property. Many wondered what would happen when Disney would finally deliver the Star Wars comic book rights to Marvel. Thankfully, Marvel’s most recent outing into the galaxy, far, far away has proven to be a success with their first issue, Star Wars #1: Skywalker Strikes.

 

Contains Minor Spoilers

Taking place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars 1: Skywalker Strikes follows Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo and their friends shortly after the destruction of the first Death Star. Capitalizing on the Empire’s catastrophic defeat at Yavin IV, the Rebel Alliance has launched a top secret mission to infiltrate and destroy a major weapons factory on the Imperial controlled moon, Cymoon I. As one would expect, the operation hardly goes smoothly and goes from bad to worse with the arrival of a few dangerous characters.

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Written by Marvel’s own Jason Aaron (Thor, Wolverine) and drawn by John Cassidy (Astonishing X-Men, Planetary), Marvel’s Star Wars works so well because it delivers what so few Star Wars film fans have seen in a long time: a good story. Sure, it’s simple and it may not sound as exciting at first, but after years of being plagued by the prequels, it’s a welcome change of pace. Being reunited with the original cast feels wonderful and the comic provides some damn fine moments with Luke, Leia and Han.

Han oozes charm as always, playing the role of the smuggler with a heart of gold. He’s as fast talking as ever, doing everything he can to avoid bounty hunters looking to collect the substantial reward on his head. Leia is also given the chance to showcase her combat prowess against the occasional Stormtrooper and overly pompous Imperial officer. Luke, still struggling with his Jedi abilities, has a standout moment when he attempts to use an old trick of Ben Kenobi’s. While he’s not exactly as successful, it does reveal Luke’s early flirtations with the Dark Side.

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Yes, it’s only one issue, but it seems that Disney, Marvel, Aaron and Cassidy all know what Star Wars fans like and want to see. It gives the fans the characters they love, the awesome vehicles that took their breath away when they first saw them in the films and it further elaborates on the events that took place between A New Hope and Empire. In addition to that, it seems that Disney is more than willing to allow Marvel to create and experiment with the lore of Star Wars. If the book continues to provide quality stories, the possibility of more Star Wars comics written by Marvel’s best writers is extremely likely. Anyone interested in a Mark Waid (Daredevil) or Nick Spencer (Superior Foes of Spider-Man) Star Wars comic? I’d certainly be. If you need another reason to know that Star Wars is in capable hands, give the book a read. Plus, 4-LOM is in it! Everything is better with more 4-LOM!

What about you reader? Are you reading Marvel’s Star Wars? Are you still concerned with Disney’s possible treatment of the franchise? Let us know in the comments below!

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Public Axis #103: Say My Name in the Movie Theater with JT Street

Ill Communication! Origins of Names! Ultimate Movie Theater Times! All fingers pointing to fun point to Public Axis with guest JT Street!

Recorded at the Public Axis F-Stop on January 15th, 2015.

00:00 Welcome to the F-Stop!  This week, we welcome back TV host JT Street and we press him for the 2014 hits of his news segment, Street’s Corner. We learn the wonders of flyboarding and endure a white-knuckle tale of a lone man who asks the question, “Should I have fun tonight?”.

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22:45 Yeah, Imma Look Into Dat!  Topic #1: What form of communication do you feel you’re best at? Inspired by the film, Unfriended, AKA Cybernatural, AKA, I Know What You Skyped Last Summer.

47:28  Dad’s Corner(ed)!  Topic #2: Why did your parents choose your name?

1:10:58 Hey, That’s Not Funny!  Topic #3: What is the best movie theater experience you’ve ever had? Inspired by this study on why the movie-goer experience makes us feel special.

1:47:02 What Did We Come to Know? Public Axis is an educational program and at the end, we always ask our guests and listeners, “What did you come to know?” Enlighten yourself.

Let your friends know about Public Axis on Facebook and Twitter and keep those Facebook comments coming at our Happy Campers group!

 

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