Interns Wanted!

That’s right, One Of Us is seeking a few good interns to help us run the site on a daily basis. Chris and I would like to focus more on the content creation and less on the logistics of posting and editing. As much as we love beating our heads against the keyboard, never sleeping, and still record podcasts as our brains slowly melt into marmalade. We’d also like to add a news component to the site. We’re reaching out to you, our loyal listeners/readers and offering you a chance to join the OOU team! We’re looking for about seven interns (five to handle writing news/managing posts and two audio editors).

We’ll be completely upfront about this: at this time we cannot pay. You have no idea how much we would love to compensate you for your time and your assistance, but as we are just getting off the ground, the cash simply isn’t there. We will however provide experience you can list on a resume, add your name to our Staff List, and give you any recommendations you might require for future jobs. We’ll also be sending you a special gift at the end of the year (spoiler alert: it might be from the One Of Us Store).

So what is it we’d like you to do as a OOU Intern? Do you have to live in Austin? How does our CMS system work?

One question as a time! Just kidding.

You absolutely DO NOT have to live in Austin to be an OOU intern, that’s the beauty of the internet! As to the ins-and-outs of our posting system, we use Word Press. While experience with WP would be nice, it is in no way a requirement as we’ll be training all our selected noobs. As to what you’ll be doing on a daily basis, if you’re a writing intern it’ll mostly be scoping the web for interesting movie, TV, and comic book news and writing up blurbs about those news bits replete with your personal take on it. Also, don’t fret about post formatting and style when applying, we’ll train you on that too. The two candidates we choose as our audio editors…well, you can probably guess what you’ll be doing.

Here’s the breakdown…

Duties

For Writers:

  • Finding and writing news
  • Creating housing posts for podcasts

Potential Future Duties (Contingent Upon Merit):

  • Writing editorials/columns
  • Handling our social media

For Editing Interns:

  • Putting together finalized podcast audio from raw files
  • Submitting files to dropbox

Potential Future Duties (Contingent Upon Merit & Experience):

  • Video editing
  • YouTube posting

 

Requirements (Who Are We Looking For?)

  • Strong writing skills
  • Passion for geeky topics and media
  • Dedication (Ideally we’d like one post per day from each writing intern)
  • Ability to accept constructive criticism
  • Fact-checking abilities
  • Self-motivator
  • Good communication skills
  • For our audio editors, we’d prefer experience with Final Cut

 

How To Apply!

Email a few writing samples (if you’re applying as a writing intern) to oneofusnet@gmail.com with “Intern Application” in the subject line. These samples don’t have to be film/entertainment related and there is no set number you must send us. We just want to get a sense of your abilities as a writer. Personality is our business so don’t worry about these pieces being overly formal and structured. Send us what you think best represents you as a writer. If you also feel you’d be a strong candidate as an audio editor, mention that in the email. If you’re applying strictly as an editor, tell us what programs you are proficient in and send us something you’ve edited (or the link to it).

 

Deadline: September 13th

Once we’ve narrowed down the list of applicants, we’ll be holding interviews either over email or Skype. We’ll make our final decision by September 20th.

 

We want to thank you all in advance for you interest and your desire to give of yourself to ensure the continued success of this site. We truly would not be here without you. If you have any questions whatsoever, feel free to post it in the comment section below. Thanks again!

ITL: NFL Kick-Off Show!

It’s finally here, the start of the 2013 NFL season!

Last night, your favorite locker geeks brought you play-by-play coverage of the Ravens decimation at the hands of the Broncos. Now you can listen to the audio! Joined by our special guest, filmmaker Tyler Mager, we discussed fantasy football implications, drank a truckload of beer, and made many MANY inappropriate jokes. In addition, we took your questions, discussed the headlines of the week, and chose our “Might Be a Cyborg” candidate after the game.

If you didn’t get to participate in the chat live, feel free to listen to the embedded recording of the event.

 

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Chairman of the Board: ‘Archipelago’ Will Make You Feel Like A Bastard

At the end of the day, a board game’s theme is only a coat of paint…but let’s not discount how important that coat of paint really is.

You may be drawn to a specific game because it features spaceships and you like spaceships. Maybe you picked up another game because it has zombies on the cover and you enjoy zombie stories. Fan of wars between ancient civilizations? Well, then you’ve certainly entered the right hobby!

The art on the box, the promise of the kind of story you’ll be telling around your table, is the easiest way for a game to get someone’s attention. Ultimately, that theme is simply the window dressing on a collection of mechanics that may or may not be satisfying. in the case of truly great games, the theme complements how the game is played, feeding into every action, coloring every choice, and forcing you to practically role-play your turn. When an impeccably designed set of rules meet the right theme, the result is something miraculous — you start to play the game and make decisions like you actually live in the universe pictured on the box. This is how the best tabletop games in the world are born.

But not all games are spaceships and zombies. Hell, not all games are developing the French countryside or building efficient train routes. Some games are built around themes that are genuinely abhorrent and (this is the important part) don’t seem aware that they’re dealing with something offensive and disturbing. I am, of course, referring to the board gaming medium’s obsession with European colonialism as a theme.

Arch 2I’m not here to give you a history lesson since you’re probably a smart person who knows all of the basics already, but here’s the rundown: for hundreds of years, white people from Europe sailed around the world taking land that didn’t belong to them and generally being bastards to all of the brown people they encountered along the way. Thirty seconds of research will tell you all about how Christopher Columbus’ arrival on the “new world” was less of a great moment for civilization and more of a great moment for people who like rape, torture, murder and the decimation of entire tribes of people. Human beings have a habit of being despicable lowlifes, but this is one the most popular tracks on our Greatest Hits album.

It’ll be difficult to find anyone who disagrees that this was an age worth cherishing, which makes all of the board games centered around the subject feel, for lack of a better word, gross. There’s no denying that Puerto Rico is a great game (one of the greatest of all time, even), but note that the Meeples you have toiling in your sugar are black and try not to feel a little sick to your stomach. Games from the European school of design tend to embrace more historical and quaint themes, but operating a plantation on Puerto Rico during the age of colonialism is historical and quaint in the broadest strokes only. Take even a slightly closer peek and you’ll discover a game where you’re forcing slaves to work in your fields so you can win victory points.

Yeah, I’ll be the first to admit that my hypocrite flag is showing a bit. I’ll gladly play games where I backstab and murder my friends. I’ll gladly play war games based on actual wars. I find Spartacus: A Game of Blood and Treachery (where you buy gladiators at market and pit them against your friends’ human property in battles to the death) to be absolutely delightful.

So why does this particular theme bother me so much? With most games, you can chalk up violence and chaos to telling a great fiction story. With historical war games like Axis and Allies, you’re dealing with a generally righteous conflict that’s still being debated and analyzed by history buffs today. And Spartacus? Well, Spartacus is so silly and soap operatic in its storytelling that you stop connecting it with actual history altogether.

But the wounds are still fresh from the age of exploration. Entire civilizations are still reeling from the events of a couple hundred years ago. This was not a massive war between equal opponents, it was a slaughter. To be more specific, it was a slaughter that many board games completely whitewash, treating conquered people as just another route to victory points or a worker to place on your board.

Archipelago Board Game Box

There’s probably no way to feel good about playing games that deal with this subject and it’s hard to simply stop playing them. There are too many amazing games, too many important and influential designs that use this theme to ignore. To make matters more complicated, this is a theme that’s still being used on great games being published today. I recently sat down with Christian Boelinger’s Archipelago, a game that sees players exploring a randomly generated island chain, stripping it of resources and subjugating the local populace.

As ugly as that theme is, the game is brilliant. Archipelago feels representative of the future of board gaming, where designers will stop working in narrow design niches and start to freely borrow from everything that’s come before. This is a worker placement game where your decisions power 4X exploration, with everything governed by a tense auction mechanic. It feels like five games in one, with all of the seemingly disparate parts working together seamlessly. It’s a triumph of game design, a clockwork of mechanics where every decision you make will have repercussions around the table. I’ve never played anything quite like it and I can’t wait to play it again.

ArchiBut there’s no denying it: you feel like an outright bastard when you play Archipelago. Rather than be the hero of your own personal tabletop story, you feel like the villain. In its own way though, the game acknowledges this. The native population isn’t abstract in Archipelago. It’s always present, tracked by its own little chart. If you create too much chaos and too much unhappiness, the figure on the chart rises, sowing revolution. If revolution ignites, the colonists are run out and everyone at the table loses.

Perhaps the secret genius of Archipelago isn’t the design, but the fact that it acknowledges that actions have consequences. The game operates as a series of barely controlled chain reactions, keeping you constantly aware that everything you do will come around to bet you in the end. Archipelago may not be the most culturally sensitive game out there, but it’s a step forward for a genre that’s been making gamers uncomfortable for decades. You can’t be the bad guy and expect the people you hurt, even if they’re just numbers on a chart, to not turn around and wreck your silly little game.

Digital Noise Episode 9: Reunion

On this week’s episode of “Inside the Locker”…erm, say what, Brian? Let’s take that back to the editing room…”On this week’s episode of Digital Noise…” … Ah, that’s better. Brian might be miles and miles away but with the wonders of the internet, anything is possible. This week, Brian recants on The Walking Dead, Chris deduces the quality of CBS’s “Elementary”, the two of them fight “Q: The Winged Serpent”, have many adventures with Winnie The Pooh, and question the vagaries of existence within “The Painting”. Well, amongst other things. Even with distance there still must be BEER!

Make sure to check it out, as this week two lucky listeners will get a chance to win “Sons of Anarchy: Season 5” on Blu-ray. You gotta check it…

 

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Reminder: ITL Fantasy Football Draft TONIGHT!

Greetings to everyone who is not me and therefore destined to lose at this year’s Inside the Locker fantasy football tournament. Just dropping in to remind you that the draft is today. That’s right, gather your notes and stats because once the draft begins, the mayhem cannot be assuaged.

As you probably know, given that you accepted your invitations and therefore this post is relevant to you, we have three separate leagues each presided over by a different ITL co-host. There will be a slightly different draft start time for J.C.’s league, but the other three will begin simultaneously. Here’s how it shakes out…

Adam’s League–8:00pm central

Elliott’s League–8:00pm central

Brian’s League–8:00pm central

J.C.’s League–9:00pm central

I hope this post has proved beneficial and that you are all very comfortable with the undeniable fact that no matter who you end up drafting, The Albuquerque Heisenbergs will crush all of you like that girl in the roach motel in Nightmare on Elm Street 4.

Good luck!

Inside The Locker: Questionable Content

This week, those crazy nerds in that smelly gym receptacle are doing things a little different. Bucking format, they spend the entirety of the main topic answering questions tweeted at them from the cheap seats…or Twitter I guess.

This week’s episode is so unconcerned with routine that Brian isn’t even here. He’s off covering the World Tetherball Championships while J.C., Elliott, and “Our Neighbor” Adam take over the proceedings. They answer your questions, they sort through the headlines, and they decide who in sports this week might be a cyborg. In addition, they take you through their predictions for the first few games of the college football season.

The guys do such a great job without Brian that he might just find himself experiencing the uncomfortable notion that he is completely unnecessary to the the success of the podcast even as he writes this sentence. Err, um, listen to the episode!

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Show Breakdown

Scores and Stories (1:48 )

Topics Discussed: Tracy McGrady retires, Shenanigans at the Iron Man, Awesome Japanese and Korean baseball first pitches, Mets souvenir tee-shirt blunder, Aaron Rodgers makes disgusting sandwiches.   Also…

Candace Parker doesn’t understand celebrations, Johnny Manziel gets the most pathetic suspension of all time.

College Football Week 1 Rundown (28:05)

Clowney

Who’s playing, who will win, and what are the guys most excited about?

He Might Be a Cyborg (47:00): Miguel Cabrera

Miggy

The guy is on pace to win ANOTHER MLB Triple Crown, so much so that he hits home runs when the opposing team is trying to intentionally walk him.

Main Topic: Fan Mail (52:01)

We open the mail bag and gets some cheers from the cheap seats. We love our listeners and any chance we get to interact with you guys is a treat. How great are our fans? Take a look at the amazing  8-bit ITL artwork below provided by Sam Gonzalez.

ITL 8 Bit Fan Art

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OneOfUs.SHOW: Classic Toy Collector Caleb Zammit

This time around, Chris and Martin take the reins of One of Us.Show, talking to Caleb Zammit, certainly one of the most devoted geeks we’ve yet to meet. Caleb is a toy collector…and by that I mean he’s got ALL the toys.

Everything that came out before 1990 or so, anyways. His collection is SO big (and includes classic arcade games, lunchboxes, early rare console systems), that he’s taking it to the next level and trying to open the Austin Toy Museum. Caleb is a very cool and funny guy and Martin and Chris had a great time geeking out with him about his amazing collection.

Take a listen, check out the link to the website, and help Caleb to achieve his dream at his fund raising site (which, admittedly, would be a pretty damn cool thing to have here in Austin).

Want to donate to make the Austin Toy Museum a reality? Check out the fundraiser, and tell your friends.

Spot any toys in the video that you had as a kid? Tell us in the comments!

The Original Gentlemen: Episode V

The boys in brew are back, this week having much fun at overzealous Bataffleck rage, Terry Prachett’s “Going Postal” tv adaptation, The Last of Us, a fall movie preview, and so much more!

Oh, and are those the dulcet rage-filled tones of Jason Murphy I hear? You gotta check out this episode!

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Digital Noise Episode 8: Cabin in the Fjord

Don’t just tune in to this week’s Digital Noise because we’re the eight-time winner of the coveted “Best Podcast on One Of Us.Net about Blu-rays and DVDs” award. Don’t just listen because we talk about such great shows like Boardwalk Empire Season 3, Enterprise Season 2, or Being Human Season 5. Don’t even limit your reasons to the films we discuss, like Swedish Evil Dead tribute film Wither, or the documentary about the long-shot who got to be the new singer of Journey, Don’t Stop Believing.And although it’s a damn good reason, don’t listen just because we’re giving away a copy of X-Ray/Schizoid from Scream Factory on Blu-ray.

Listen to us because Luke Mullen, the Bearded one, is back.

…actually, in retrospect, these all seem like pretty good reasons to listen to us….

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One Of Us Recommends: ‘Rewind This!’ Now Available on iTunes.

Here at OneOfUs.Net, our entire mission statement is built around passion. There are countless avenues for geeky enthusiasm and we want to represent as many as possible. One particular passion near and dear to my own heart is the collecting of VHS. The hunting, the discovery, the beautiful cover art, and the feeling of being privy to certain fare lost to obscurity since it’s release. That’s why I was so happy to see folks like Josh Johnson, Christopher Palmer, and Carolee Mitchell, folks I was lucky enough to know when they lived in Austin, craft a documentary that so artfully speaks to this weird and wonderful obsession.

Rewind This!, directed by Johnson, beautifully documents the love for collecting as well as the significance of the media format to the film industry. Rewind This! was co-produced by Panos Cosmatos (Beyond the Black Rainbow) and an official selection of the 2012 SxSW film festival. Today, it is available on iTunes and I highly recommend it for anyone who recalls with affection the days of clamshell cases and adjusting tracking.

PURCHASE REWIND THIS! HERE.