Moontower Comedy Festival: Mike Lawrence

Chris got a chance to hang out with comedian Mike Lawrence during the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas. Ideally, they should have spent the time talking about Mike’s really funny album, “Sadamantium” , his current tour or his own podcast, Nerd of Mouth. Instead we just geeked out about comics and comic movies for an hour. Much fun. Check it out…

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Digital Noise Episode 41: All Men Must Explode

What kind of men review Blu-rays on OneOfUs? Real men, who understand the value of a tough day’s work (of watching and talking about movies); men of both science and leisure. Interesting men like Brian Salisbury and Chris Cox. And when they’re wiping the hard-earned sweat off their brows and stripping off their sweat soaked Batman t-shirts at the end of those days toiling at the movie mines, Brian and Chris like to crack open a cold can of MonkeyBrew. That’s right, MonkeyBrew. The only beer approved by the best cat in the world, Monkey. I..wait, no stop, Brian, give me the keyboard back….ARRRGHHH

Sorry about that folks. What Chris was SUPPOSED to be telling you is, we’ve got a great show for you this week filled with amazing titles like William Friedkin’s Sorcerer, an in-depth documentary about the legendary and notorious Betty Page, a Don Siegel classic from Criterion Riot in Cell Block 11, and many more. And not one, but TWO giveaway titles this week. How can you resist the clarion call of the Digital Noise!

 

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Star Wars Episode VII cast announced!

In what is probably the most significant piece of intel on the new Star Wars film since new broke that there would be one, today, the cast have been officially confirmed by Lucasarts today with an exclusive photograph to go along with the announcment.

Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

Director J.J. Abrams says;

“We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud.”

The first Star Wars film since 2005, Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015.

It was only the other day we got this image of Mark Hamill, training in London for what was believed to be Star Wars.

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Now that it’s confirmed and the film is moving forward at a significant pace now, there is no doubt a great deal of anticipation for the new film. I for one think Hamill looks pretty damn good. Much better than he has done, which gives me hope that at least he won’t be phoning the role in.

Expect much more coverage on this and Star Wars Episode VII in the coming days, weeks, months and year as it comes, but for now, what do you think of this cast? Are we in for something special for Star Wars? Comment below.

Source: ComingSoon (along with everyone and their Gran)

The Original Gentlemen: The Sandy Saga of Silicon Valley

The Original Gentlemen are in the house (as promised). So be careful, because security is in full effect. If you find them, do not directly confront. Merely call for backup (quietly, of course) and placate them by listening to their rantings about X-Men future sequels, Saga, Sand, Silicon Valley and any number of other inane ramblings.

Remember, these gentlemen are legally insane. They are not to be trusted. Do not heed their pleadings for booze. You don’t want to see that.

 

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‘Adventure Time’ Fan? Try ‘Bravest Warriors’

It is no secret right now that one of the biggest names in animation right now is Pendleton Ward. As many of you already know, Ward is the creator of the incredibly popular Cartoon Network series, Adventure Time. However, many people are unaware that he has created another series which currently runs online. The same company behind Adventure Time, Frederator Studios, has a YouTube channel where they post a little show called Bravest Warriors.

Like Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors began as a single short for Frederator Studios’ Oh Yeah! Cartoons show on Nickelodeon. The show is set in the year 3085 and follows the adventures of four heroes-for-hire jet-setting around the cosmos fighting criminals and saving planets from imminent destruction. Along the way, the Warriors encounter strange aliens, dimension-hopping entities, and the adorable Catbug, among other fantastical creatures.

 

When Frederator decided to dive back into the online market, it only made sense it tap Pen Ward’s other big creation and bring it to life. Although created by Ward, he is mostly hands off when it comes to Bravest Warriors. The creative duties for the series are managed by Ward’s close personal friend and roommate, Breehn Burns. As the co-creator of the popular Dr. Tran series, Burns had already left his mark on online animation and everyone knew he could deliver.

 

So, is Bravest Warriors as good as Adventure Time? Um, no. In a lot of ways Bravest Warriors is too similar to its small screen sibling in terms of themes and characters. Still, it has been incredibly creative and funny as it works to find areas to try and grow into its own thing. And much like Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors has proved so popular it has its own comic series from BOOM.

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So if you are ready for futuristic space adventures unlike any other, peep the entire first season in the video below. Over an hour of comedy goodness for you to feast on, enjoy!

 

Are you a fan of Bravest Warriors? Do you think the show is too similar to Adventure Time or is it a property that can stand on its own? Share your thoughts in the comments!

Movie Review: Under the Skin

Scarlett Johansson has come to our planet seeking soccer hooligans. She will seduce them, drive them to her alien lair. ???. Profit. That’s (I guess) the premise of Jonathan Glazer’s (Sexy Beast) new film that seems to be sharply dividing audiences and critics, even among the Unusual Suspects.


Brian, Richard, JC and Chris all take a turn trying to discern meaning from Glazer’s arty, seventies-sci-fi-ish film that will create both devotees and disparagers, probably in equal measure.


Did I mention Scarlett gets nekkid?


Oh yeah.

Movie Review: The Quiet Ones

Jared Harris is a para-psychologist trying to get to the truth behind hauntings. He believes that ghosts and their related powers are actually created and controlled by the human mind and he’s ready to double down to prove it. Along with three university students, he’s set up an experiment to closely monitor (and more or less torture, Guantanamo style) a young girl who at least appears to be connected with a malevolent spirit named ‘Evie”.


And nothing goes wrong and Jared Harris becomes the most celebrated scientist of all time for proving that ghosts aren’t real, psychic powers are just, like, ridiculously strong, and evil doesn’t start to get pissed when you keep poking at it.


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Yes, well, maybe that last bit, much like this film’s claim to be ‘inspired by a true story’, isn’t all that accurate. Put your trust in Brian, Chris, JC and Richard to give you the real, unexpurgated, frightening truth.

Ash & Fern: My very small Spider-Man fan club

As you’re most certainly aware, largely due to the massive influx of Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone relationship news over the past few weeks, it’s almost time for some more Spidey!

People seem to have very strong (often negative) opinions about Spider-Man, and more specifically about the imminent release of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. I’m already preparing for the fact that I’m probably going to have to talk one friend of mine off a ledge after she reads this. (Then again, she thinks any superhero who isn’t Batman is a complete waste of space.) So while I may be in the minority and I may regret going public with this, I confess to being truly excited to go see Peter Parker swinging from buildings next weekend.

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This isn’t because Spider-Man is my favorite superhero. Far from it actually. For about 18 different reasons my favorite on the page has always been Wolverine, but that’s a post for another day. And for one very simple and embarrassing (and obvious) reason my favorite onscreen in recent years has been Thor.

In fact, when I would read comic books as a kid I generally didn’t even bother with Spider-Man. He just never piqued my interest the way others did. His backstory wasn’t that interesting to me, and my phobia of eight-legged creatures couldn’t really handle the added terror of the possibility of a radioactive option. Even so, I’ll admit to spending a fair amount of time running around in my yard shooting silly string out of my hands and pretending to swing from the trees. And there was that one failed attempt at building a web…

Despite his unfortunate fatal flaw of not being Wolverine, Spider-Man will always have a special place in my heart. I was a junior in high school (and still deeply hidden in the geek witness protection program) when Spider-Man came out. I freely admit the movie itself didn’t do much for me. I found Tobey Maguire’s version to be excessively mopey and pathetic, basically the same problems I had with the comic books. And frankly I’ve liked it less and less with repeat viewings over the years.

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Though I will be eternally grateful to him for this gif.

But for some unknown and still unexplainable reason, my classmates were hooked. They hadn’t ever cared about the strange ride that had been the 90’s era Batman movies, so this was new. Never before had I walked through the halls at school and heard people talking about a comic book character. (Admittedly I’m not sure many of them knew Spider-Man had existed before the movie, but hey, details.) My friends were actually excited to go see the movie. There was an eventful shopping trip to Toys R Us where we searched in vain for costumes to wear to the theater. We even camped out in line for a midnight screening on a school night and wore the circles under our eyes with pride the next morning.

It was a glorious moment for me. For the first time I felt like my friends understood why I loved superheroes. Turns out they were just really excited about the movie and would move on distressingly quickly, but for a few weeks my random knowledge of the Marvel Universe was an asset and not a carefully guarded secret.

Ok maybe the Spider-Man release didn’t actually start the permanent revolution I was hoping for. (And unfortunately I can’t go back in time and tell high school Fern that she only has to wait about a decade for The Avengers to change everything.) But it still marked a big change for me. Maybe these weren’t the friends that would ultimately share my passion, but I now believed that there were going to be people out there that would get it. And obviously I was right.

So next Friday night I will buy an overpriced ticket, some stale popcorn and a bucket of soda and sit with a few hundred wonderful strangers and remember that this is why I love Spidey. I can’t wait!

Movie Review: ‘Brick Mansions’

Parkour! Parkour! Par-poor.

Paul Walker’s last film is sadly this lackluster, and staggeringly unnecessary, remake of 2004’s District B13. Much of the same content is ported over from the original, but the script changes and editing free-run this update into the ground. But hey, at least RZA gets to drop a few unearned Wu-Tang references. That’s at least gotta be fun to watch, right? Guys?

The Unusual Suspects gather for this Highly Suspect Review of Brick Mansions, letting no collection of obstacles stand in their way. Brian, Chris, J.C., and Will Goss bounce off the walls in dazzling disdain for this spectacularly shoddy flick. Will they be able to leap, spin, and flip their way to the end of the review?

Give a listen and find out!

Get Remixed! Remixing Culture at its Finest

I’ve always been jealous of remix artists. They live in a world where they hear melodies and harmonies everywhere. Whether it’s the dialogue in a movie or the nuanced sounds heard in every day life, their ability to take those sounds and arrange them into a cohesive piece of music is astonishing. I can’t even fathom what it would be like to hear the world through their ears. The best kind of remix artists are those who have the ability to capture the very essence of what they are remixing and add influences of their own sensibilities and complexion of sound to the track. In a way, it’s like they are singing about their passion for the source material in their own voice and telling us why it’s so amazing. Essentially, they are geeks just like Us. So as a tribute to the love of geekery and music, I would like to share a couple of tracks that will transport you through different dimensions of sound.

 

1. Batbomb

 

Remix artist Dainumo brings us a track that is dominated by the use of percussion (it’s titled Batbomb after all, and bombs are quite percussive if I’m not mistaken). It moves through the acts of the film like stanzas in poetry. It perfectly captures the grittiness and brutality of The Dark Knight, and is done very much in the tone of Hans Zimmer. Big loud brass, hard-hitting-in-your-face beats and syncopation, and a sound that illustrates an industrialized orchestra. The atmosphere it creates feels very metallic, and filled with machinery. Just like Gotham City itself, as well as the gadgets that the famed caped crusader uses.

 

2. Human Music 

 

It’s no surprise that some of us here are in love with Rick and Morty. Their zany and far out adventures are such a joy to see, and this song perfectly captures it. Chetreo drops a track that may not be as complex and layered as the previous one, but it is much more energetic and playful; it gives off a very fun vibe at a fast pace. In a way, it feels very free and hedonistic (mostly due to the dialogue used in the song), which are some of the prevalent themes of the show. The piece flows in a kind of stutter, in a way to capture the spirit of the banter between Rick and Morty. Appropriately titled Human Music, getting wrecked and shakin’ that booty is how humanity celebrates.

 

3. Black Mambo

 

Whether you like Quentin Tarantino or not, there are two things that you cannot deny about the guy. (1). He loves film and (2). He loves coolness and bad-assery (he also has a fondness for the N-word, but that is neither here nor there). Dainumo gives us another piece that definitely captures those vibes in the film. The fusing and layering of a hip-hop rhythm using drums and the clashing of katanas, a rock bass line played by an electric guitar, and a wooden flute lightly dancing on top of all of it, just SCREAMS Japanese bad-assery and revenge. If the 5-point exploding heart technique didn’t kill Bill, this sharp track would have definitely done the trick.

 

4. Wishery

 

You’ve heard remnants of it before, but now we are going to be delving into the realm of what some would call trip-hop. This genre of remixing is generally characterized by very dreamy and surreal instrumentation of vocals that floats across a hip-hop beat. My favorite remix artist of all time, Nick Bertke (pseudonym DJ Pogo), is a person who has definitely perfected this technique. In his track, Wishery, he doesn’t even take full words or sentences, but rather he takes the intonation of their voices, and implements them in to his music like notes on a piano. This guy seriously has an ear for sounds, and can hear moments of melodic harmony in virtually anything. I can go in to the different aspects of this song, but I would really like to talk about my favorite two tracks by him.

 

5. Kadinchey

 

DJ Pogo isn’t just the perfect example of how to pay tribute to the stuff you love while implementing your own style to it (Tarantino take some notes), but he also embodies the philosophy of music. Music is a universal language that is understood. You don’t have to understand the literal meaning of the melodies, but no matter what language it’s in, you know it’s music when you hear it. In this track entitled Kadinchey (which means thank you in Bhutanese), you can really hear the culture of Bhutan sing. It really has an organic Asian flare with its use of certain percussion instruments (which I don’t know the names of), and simply using the natural intonations and sounds that are built into their language. It has a real sense of spirituality. To be able to hear those nuances in language, and to bring them to the forefront to perfectly paint a melodic portrait of their culture, all while adding his own spin on it, is seriously a work of art.

 

6. Joburg Jam

 

I know this has evolved in to a  DJ Pogo article, but I just can’t help myself! He’s my favorite remix artist, and by listening to the differences between these two tracks, perhaps you can see why. The man understands how culture and melody are intertwined. They have two completely different sounds, but you just know that it’s done by Pogo. This track revolves around the culture in Johannesburg, South Africa.  Right when it opens up with the guitar riff, it has a much more laid back and playful feel than Kadinchey. Even the percussion has a different sound, and the bass line keeps such an even mellow tempo that I could just listen to it for days. The entirety of this piece, from beginning to end, is just full of surprises. Like I’ve mentioned before (and admittedly probably having diminishing returns at this point), his ability hear the culture through the natural sounds of their language is as beautiful as it is impeccable.

Alrighty Ussians! Are there any remixes I missed? What’s your favorite genres of music? Whatever your thoughts, comment below and discuss with the Us!