‘TMNT’ Trailer Showcases A Confused Tone

In the war of popular opinion, the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is facing an uphill battle with a steep incline. I have yet to run into anyone who is extremely excited about it, but when the design of the turtles leaked a while back, I was slightly more on board. The release of the first trailer, however, has me taking a large step back.

At first, the tone seems to be much darker and brooding. It’s slick for sure, but in an oddly gritty way. However, the tone towards the middle and end of the trailer suggest a bit of an identity crisis. The first half features a voiceover by William Fichtner talking about the need for heroes in a city being overtaken by crime. Beneath the voiceover everything looks Transformers-esque (hello Michael Bay influence) as the aesthetic looks polished, but still dirty with an abundance of shots of the top of skyscrapers falling and crashing to the ground. The origin is indeed being tweaked as it is hinted the turtles were created, at least in part, by a April O’Neil’s father.

Then there’s a pretty cool shot of the turtles tumbling down a snowy mountain and ending as the green heroes come face to face with April. This is where the tone seems completely off- as Mikey tries to ease April’s nerves by insisting he’s wearing a mask and subsequently taking his orange mask off revealing that he’s obviously still a turtle. It’s this jokey moment that just doesn’t fit in with the first part of the trailer- see for yourself.

 

It’s obvious that this is an attempt to bridge a generation gap here, except the late 80’s-early 90’s crowd, the generation that is arguably the most nostalgic for this property, is just as familiar with the the jokey, Saturday morning cartoon turtles as are the current generation because the younger age group has its own comedic TMNT cartoon. Who is the dark more gritty tone supposed to satisfy? I suppose it’s because comic book films such as The Dark Knight are so popular and successful and studios are still riding this train to the bitter end. I won’t come right out and say that this looks terrible, but it certainly does not calm my nerves about the project.

I still  love the design of the turtles and we get a really good look at Leonardo and some of Mikey, but there’s a definite cartoon look to them still. Jonathan Liebesman doesn’t have a fantastic track record of competent action flicks, but the mountain scene definitely looks like it could be fun. I’m crossing my fingers for more of that. I was hoping though that Bay wouldn’t have a heavy hand here, but it’s clear to me that he does. This looks like you could just add a couple robots in here and it would look exactly like the new Transformers movie.

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Time will tell if this ends up being worthwhile, but the first trailer shows that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has some more work to do to impress this viewer. The film is due to open August 8, 2014.

What do you think of the first trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Are you still excited for the film or less excited? What is your relationship with the old and new series? Sound off below!

Big Finishing Move: ‘Doctor Who: The Crooked Man’

Greetings to all, and welcome back to my series, Big Finishing Move. This is the feature in which I get to go over the Doctor Who drama releases of audio powerhouse, Big Finish, and let you know if I think they are worth your money and time. Today we’re back to the Fourth Doctor and the third installment of his third series for Big Finish, entitled The Crooked Man. So grab your scarves and bags of Jelly Babies and let’s go!

TARDIS Team: Fourth Doctor and Leela

The Doctor and Leela have come to a sleepy seaside town and end up investigating a series of grisly murders. The Doctor soon realizes there is more going on in this town than anyone realizes. Something nasty has bled through the corners of our imaginations. Something deadly. The Doctor must figure out what is going on and how it all ties in to the Corbett family.

If that doesn’t sound like an exciting set-up I don’t know what does!

Once again we have a story that I think would only have improved had it been expanded to two parts. There are moments of great atmosphere and dread, but the unease is never allowed to fully set in as we have to get to the next plot point. Both the angry mob and the Crooked Man are serious and interesting threats, but time is short so they end up robbing each other of the spotlight and you don’t get to spend as much time with either as one would like.

As spot on and fantastic as Tom Baker is here, flipping the switch between serious and silly as only he can, the true standout here is Neil Stuke as the titular Crooked Man. Stuke doesn’t have a whole bunch of lines, but the ones he does packs a punch and stick with you. Once you fully understand who and what the Crooked Man is, then the real horror sets in. This guy is pure nightmare fuel. I don’t get frightened by Doctor Who baddies, but make them dark and terrible enough, and they will unsettle me a little. That is precisely what Stuke has done with the Crooked Man.

One thing that disappointed me was how little Louise Jameson had to do in this story. A deeper examination of her character and how she has developed since teaming with the Doctor has been a extremely enjoyable part of the last two stories, but here she is back to playing the basic companion role. Leela doesn’t feel tacked on or superfluous, she is right there in the thick of as much as everyone else, but given the last two stories she does feel a little underused.

What it all boils down to here is we have another solid entry in this season. The writers seem to have finally honed in on what works in a Doctor and Leela story. The commentary on the constant availability of new media in the digital age and how we choose to digest or disregard it is timely and cleverly executed. This is without a doubt the best and most consistent the Fourth Doctor Adventures have ever been. Each new entry makes me all the more excited for the next.

Purchase Doctor Who: The Crooked Man Here:

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 Keep in mind good lords and ladies of the internet that Big Finish isn’t the only game in town when it comes to audio dramas. If you haven’t checked out One Of Us’ own audio series, Infinite Variations, you should do yourself a favor and fix that.

For next time, things are going to get a little bloody as we sink our teeth into:

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Check out my previous reviews of Doctor Who releases from Big Finish:

Phantasmagoria

The Fearmonger

The Light At The End

The Spectre of Lanyon Moor

Storm Warning

Blood of the Daleks

The Chimes of Midnight

Seasons of Fear

The King of Sontar

White Ghosts

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Digital Noise Episode 36: Viewing Party Massacre

Like a hockey-mask-clad madman living in the woods, Digital Noise just keeps coming back and coming back. Go ahead, take another swing with that machete, see if that puts us down for good.


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Brian and Chris once again bring you the aftermath of their latest bloody viewing party. They hack and slash their way through big tentpole releases like Frozen and American Hustle, as well as smaller cult releases like Monsters on DVD and Scream Factory’s Slumber Party Massacre Blu-ray. They are also giving you the chance to win a Blu-ray copy of Beyond Outrage, in which “Beat” Takeshi plays one of cinema’s most homicidal heroes.


Crank up the noise…if you dare!

 


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In Discussion: Batman VS Superman

Another week brings another discussion. This week, Batman VS Superman. We’re all very excited about the next phase of Marvel and the franchise building they continue to do so well. But when it comes to DC and their attempts with Batman VS Superman we seem to meet it with bile and hate.

What are the reasons for this and is it justified? Watch the video then comment below what you think.

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Infestation: SXSW Reviews

Man, we saw SO many films at SXSW this year, there’d be just no way to get to talk about them all, so we decided to pull out some of the cream of the crop, get Martin, Brian, Chris and Richard Whittaker to gather together, and exchange notes on them. We only wish you had access to see these right now! Hopefully, soon enough most of these will get some sort of release in a theater (or at least a netflix) near you.

Movies discussed:

Jimi: All By My Side

Andre 3000 plays the famous guitarist in a pre-fame year of his life.

Exists

The director of The Blair Witch Project is still scared of the woods, but now specifically of bigfoot in those woods.

Faults

Mary Elizabeth Winstead has been kidnapped by a washed-up deprogrammer to get her to abandon the cult she belongs to and rejoin her family, but this guy has got his work cut out for him.

Creep

Mark Duplass hires a videographer to follow him around and create a portrait of his life for his unborn child, since he’s dying of cancer. But he’s unnaturally needy and maybe even extremely dangerous.

The Guest

The director and writer of You’re Next create this twisty horror thriller about a soldier back from Afghanistan who befriends the family of a fallen comrade, only to slowly reveal the dark truth about himself.

Housebound

A young female criminal is forced into house arrest with a family she can’t stand, and apparently a nasty ghost as well.

What We Do in the Shadows

Jemaine Clement co-directs and stars in the comedy break-out hit of the festival, playing in this mockumentary one of a group of pathetic vampires who live together in a flat in New Zealand.

Oculus

Amy Pon…er…Karen Gillan has come to greet her younger brother from his release from a psychiatric institute, only to tell him that he’s not crazy because all the insane ghosty stuff he saw as a kid, including the possession of his father and mother that led to murder, were all true, and now it’s time to confront the ghost of the mirror with…SCIENCE!

The Infinite Man

A scientist who has invented time travel uses it to try and fix a failed anniversary weekend with his girlfriend, has to deal with a steadily growing number of multiple numbers of himself as his travels loop back in on themselves.

Frank

A guy joins a very strange band with aims to head to SXSW music festival, that has a very strange leader named Frank, who never takes off the large paper-mache head he wears. Stars Maggie Gyllenhaal, Domhnall Gleeson and…we can’t tell you.

Among the Living

Those crazy French horror filmmakers who distressed the living crap out of everybody with Inside bring you this tale of some young boys on a care-free summer day who when playing around inside an abandoned film studio see something they shouldn’t have, and end up being stalked by a evil clown (or something).

 

 

The Intern-Net Show(case)

Change my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.

With a push for more original content here on OneOfUs rather than reporting the same old news that you guys can read on a billion different pages, the Intern-Net Show is changing. We spend a lot of time talking about the latest movies, music, books, music and all that great stuff. But what about the next generation of film makers, artists and creators. What about you guys and the work you create.

Well the Intern-Net Showcase is the place for you. Got a short film, artwork, music, story, anything you want to share with the OneOfUs audience? Well now you can. Each episode, I will showcase your guys work and give you the opportunity to get feedback on your project. You will also have the opportunity to discuss your work in an interview for everyone to read which can also include links to your own sites for all to see. The best way to ensure you can reach me direct is on twitter @Chris_Harrison_ and email: chris-harrison@outlook.com. There’s no entry requirement, just get in touch with the work you are interested in sharing. I look forward to hearing from you and sharing your work.

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So this week to launch the Showcase and present the format, I will showcase my own short film ‘Cry Baby’ which took home best film at the National Theatre of Scotland’s Two Days of Darkness film competition.

48 Hour film competitions are incredibly tough. With no prior planning the notion of writing, shooting, cutting and editing a short film is tough. Horror is one of my favorite genres and I had specific ideas about the imagery I’d like to explore, so that was a great starting point for the weekend. I wanted to play with the audiences expectations and create a tight short that features twists and flashbacks and all came together with that “aha!” moment and I think elements were stronger than others in that regard.

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Despite the massive strain of time. We managed to have a great time and push ourselves creatively in each department. I think the biggest advice for 48 Hour films and productions in general, especially when you are evolving creatively is to be willing to explore, take risks and above all, fail. – Chris Harrison.

Get the full scoop about Showcase in the video below and see the full short “Cry Baby” below. Feedback, questions and critique are absolutely welcome.

Want to feature your work next week? Get in touch right now.
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Ash & Fern: And I thought I cussed like a sailor!

Last weekend I finally discovered Deadwood. I know, I know. I’m about a decade behind the rest of you on this, but for some ridiculous reason I didn’t think I’d like it. Clearly I was insane and that’s just something I have to live with now, knowing that this show could have been in my life for the past 10ish years.

Lucky for me, HBO decided to air the entire series back-to-back on one of their 36,000 channels starting last Saturday and on a whim I set my DVR to the task. And thank goodness I did.

With some unfortunately necessary breaks to sleep and work enough to not get fired, I’ve done essentially nothing but watch Deadwood for the past 7+ days, and I don’t regret a minute of it. (Ok that’s not entirely true, I did finally read Divergent to get ready for the movie. But that’s about all I have to say about that.) It’s official, I’m obsessed.

Al Swearengen is one crazy dude. In a show where I quickly learned everyone is at least a little bit nuts, he takes it to a whole new level. He is evil and creepy and slimy and I love every minute of it. And he makes cussing sound like poetry. I’m not exactly known for my clean language (I have a swear jar on my desk…at work), but the next time my mom scowls at me for saying fuck in her presence, I’m going to pull up a scene from this show for her. See? Told you I’m not that bad!

 

The man with the filthiest mouth in the West.
The man with the filthiest mouth in the West. It’s in his name, after all!

And holy crap Calamity Jane. Again, I thought I cussed a lot. As I sadly do with most shows that have characters based on real people, I spent most of the first few episodes looking up the people and locations on Wikipedia. Biggest thing I got out of her page? Disappointment that “adventurer” is no longer considered a valid career path. It’s a sad day when you realize that whatever your Wikipedia page says someday, it won’t include that as your vocation. Why am I even trying? I can’t top that.

 

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Why can’t I be you, Jane?

 

Seth Bullock. For a “good guy”, he is also just the right amount of unpredictable. I’m never quite sure how he is going to react and it’s awesome. Obviously I’m very familiar with Timothy Olyphant from his work on Justified so I have no idea why I was surprised he was such a natural in a Wild West gunfight. Turns out I might have a bit of a crush brewing here actually.

 

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He’s a natural!

 

Even the deeper themes of Deadwood manage to be interesting to me. Watching a “civilized” society try to grow out of utter chaos is fascinating. This is a place where a lack of outside forces leads to a unique code of morality. It seems there are lines that people won’t cross even when there is no authority there to keep them in line. Of course, there are more lines that they will cross…

But perhaps most importantly (ok definitely most importantly), I finally learned what a “dead man’s hand” is. I don’t really play much poker, people tend to get annoyed when I continually ask if I have a good hand or not, but like everyone else on the planet I’ve heard that phrase roughly a billion times. Now I don’t have to pretend I know what it is. Cool!

Thankfully I’m not quite done with the show yet, but I’m already dreading the day (sometime midweek I’d guess) when Al Swearengen and Seth Bullock will be out of my life forever. Or at least until my next marathon viewing.

Ok readers, thoughts on Deadwood? And please tell me what else I’m stubbornly missing out on. Clearly there’s a whole world out there that I didn’t know about!

The Strip Club: 3/23/2014

Good news, everyone! It’s Sunday and here at One of Us, that means we’re going to the Strip Club. I’m pretty much out of puns to make comparing this feature to the place where clothing comes off frequently, so let’s just skip that.

This is the feature in which we post comic strips created and submitted by readers and fans of the site. This week’s entry comes to us courtesy of Mr. Zach Martin, a frequent contributor and overall badass. Give it a look and do this whole Sunday thing the right way.

 

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We’d love for you to start submitting comics for our Sunday “Strip Club” feature. If you’re interested, please contact us at oneofusnet@gmail.com

You Decide Who Makes The ITL Cop Movie Tournament

As March continues, our specific strain of madness endures. By that I of course mean that the sports nerds of Inside the Locker are prepping their next…

TOTALLY ACCURATE, DESPERATELY NECESSARY MOVIE ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT!!!

 

 

We hope you enjoyed last week’s sword-and-sandal movie tournament.

This time around, it is cop movies that find themselves in need of a crowned champion. Now let’s be clear here, these are COP movies, not BUDDY COP movies. That tournament comes later. What we’re talking about here are blue-collar law enforcement officers whose films are not centered around their partnership with a hilariously disparate partner. Nor are these protagonists specially-trained FBI agents. The distinction is finite, but important.

So we’ve already assembled 15 of our Sweet 16 of the genre, and the last slot will once again be determined by you, our beloved listeners. Below is a group of four tournament hopefuls, the play-in films you might say. Cast your vote before Wednesday of next week and we will pencil in your top choice.

Cast your votes quick! The tournament is nigh!

Kindergarten Cop Assault on Precinct 13 Police Academy Shaft

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The Pre-Weekend Recap: March 21, 2014

Welcome one and all to another edition of the Pre-Weekend Recap, the feature designed to help you catch up with some of the features that debuted on One Of Us this week.

Our crew has been recovering from the all the hectic fun that was SXSW, but that does not mean they’ve been resting peacefully. Quite the opposite, in fact, as you can see. The site’s podcasters, bloggers, and other contributors have been hard at work all week long and it would be a shame if you missed out on their stuff. Below you’ll find a few of the features that debuted here within the last week for your viewing and listening pleasure.

Movie Reviews Upon Movie Reviews Upon Movie Reviews

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You have to hand it to One of Us’ movie review crew, they are a diligent bunch. Within the past week, the Unusual Suspects have released reviews for not one, not two, but SEVEN films. Which ones are masterpieces, which ones are passable, and which ones are absolutely dreck? Fear not, the Suspects are here to tell you everything you need to know about Bad Words, Divergent, Muppets Most Wanted, Veronica Mars,  The Raid 2, The Grand Budapest Hotel, and Need For Speed. Check them out!

 

Digital Noise Episode 35:  Back In Blu

After the frenzied marathon that was SXSW, Brian and Chris managed to get back to doing what they do best: sit on the couch and cracking wise about home releases. This week’s selections include the fifth season of The Venture Brothers, Spike Lee’s Oldboy, and 2013’s winner of the Academy Award for Best Picture, 12 Years A Slave, which also happens to be this week’s giveaway! To find out how you can win this one and to hear reviews of many other titles, all you have to do is press play.

 

Big Finishing Move: Doctor Who: Dark Eyes II

The latest edition of the Big Finishing Move audio drama review series is all about Doctor Who: Dark Eyes II. John is back with another one of the Eighth Doctor’s tales of adventure. This time, the Doctor finds himself in the middle of the war to end all wars, World War I, just as the war to end all creation, the Time War, is beginning to accelerate out of control. What does John have to say about this story and is it worth your time and money? Give his review a look for all the information you need.

 

Everything is Muppetational: Why The Muppets Have Endured

Jim Henson’s Muppets have been in the public consciousness for as long as most of us have been alive. Such longevity is an admirable feat for any property, but how have they continued to stay relevant throughout the years? Thomas Mariani speculates on the history of everyone’s favorite puppets and recounts some of the aspects that draw people to their TV shows and movies time and time again.

 

ITL Movie Elimination Tournament: Sword-And-Sandal Movies

Basketball fans across the country are hyped about March Madness of course, but if you’re more film-oriented, there’s a tournament for you happening right here on the site. The hosts of Inside The Locker are holding their very own Totally Accurate, Desperately Necessary Movie Elimination Tournament for the next few episodes and it has been pretty great thus far. This episode crowns the champion of the sword-and-sandal film category, so pull up your loincloth and sharpen your blade for some fierce competition.

If you like what you’ve seen here, please be sure to share our stuff with others who might enjoy it! There’s always more internet to conquer, so help us on our quest to unite the internet under one banner! Have a great weekend!