Inside The Locker: Crazy Zoo Ski
This week’s Inside the Locker spins the wheel of outrageous fortune, and tries to sell all the vowels. It’s impossible for that to sound like anything but an embolism unless you actually give it a listen. In addition to sports stories, we bring back the awards segment, give you more details on our live World Cup event, and teach you a trick to remembering the spelling of Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski…is that right? I looked it up and it still looks wrong.
Scores and Stories (3:10)
Topics Discussed: Cat recruits Rice QB, 50 Cent pitches like a wanksta, T.I. slaps Floyd Mayweather, Rugby players slap each other, and Robert Mathis gets slapped with four-game suspension for trying to be a baby daddy.
Game of Cups Live Broadcast! (34:32)
June 12-16th, Inside the Locker will be joining forces with International Players Anthem for a weekend-long broadcast of the World Cup opening weekend live from The Mohawk here in Austin. There will be lively discussion, stupid jokes, drunk patrons, giveaways, and more! Tune in or fly in, either way should yield favorable results.
After a long hiatus, the fabled awards segment of ITL has returned! True, no football is being played at the moment. So we opened up the nominee pool to athletes from across a wider sports spectrum. This week we hand out the familiar Frittata of the Week and Pwn Zone, but we also create brand new awards that aren’t at all just for this week’s recipients and will totally get used again. That last part may be a lie. We also troll the University of Oklahoma NCAA compliance Twitter account.
Update! OU’s Compliance Department Responded To Our Query:
NBA Draft/Playoff Chat (62:10)
Delving into the eastern and western conference championships as well as the NBA draft lottery from last week. What is the strange, legendary conspiracy of the frozen envelope and how might it be helping/hurting the Cleveland Cavs today? Oh, sorry, I have no idea. That’s why I was asking you.
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