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Highly Suspect Reviews: XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

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Vin Diesel returns, after skipping a movie and about 15 years, to the wanna-be x-treme sports spy franchise he started. This time, he’s got to deal with a device that can be used to throw satellites in orbit down to the Earth for destructive purposes and has to either fight or befriend folks like Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa to do it. What will happen? Will he survive? Will the star of the second film (Ice Cube) make a cameo? Will he say, “Family”? All this and more answered when you listen to the review from Chris, Herman, and JC.

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Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, in 1992 Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas, where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free, by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal”, turned into a full time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this paradise you see before you.
  • Ric John Manalastas

    More fun for me and the rest of the Gen-Y crowd that enjoyed the first film. Also Herman, unless your Bruce Willis or JCVD to some extent, most action stars rarely or never get into more dramatic work, since there’s both the go-to safe bet guys and Young Hollywood taking those big leading or supporting dramatic roles. It’s both the label and the ego of an action star that kind of holds back their careers from further evolution.

  • Rock-X

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDi9uFcD7XI

    “0.1% that that doesn’t exist.”

    Except on the internet, perhaps.

    • Chris Cox

      Well shut my mouth.

      • Rock-X

        If anything, I should be the one who should have his mouth shut. I just want to say that I personally am not good at communicating properly my thoughts and feelings to other people, sometimes to the point of saying things I later regret. I don’t expect to be forgiven, but I wanted you to know that I misheard and misinterpreted what you said in the sausage party review & sincerely apologize for what I said. I love listening to you all review and discuss the various titles and topics on this site. I hope that this video I sent as a peace offering can mend the fences a little.

        • Chris Cox

          Hell, I don’t remember a sausage party kerfuffle. No worries, mate. Thanks for continuing to support our site!

    • Mr_Plainview

      Watching this video made me realize that I’ve experienced three truly amazing moments in my life: First, when it became clear that there is a real possibility that mankind might land on Mars in my lifetime. Second, when Taco Bell released the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco. Third when my girlfriend said the pregnancy test was negative and we didn’t have anything to worry about. This video didn’t make my top three “life experiences” list, but it does get an honorable mention. That was some sweet shit.