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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘Jaws 19’

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Seriously, it’s 2015, can we PLEASE stop making Jaws sequels?! No? Well ok then. I guess we’ll just have to devour each new entry and chum the waters of the internet with a Highly Suspect Review. Brian and Chris are back in the boat for this, yes, the nineteenth Jaws film.

How real does the shark look? Did the writers go BACK TO formula with the script? What is THE FUTURE of this franchise? Was this director hire a gimmick or does he have a real vision? Only one way TWO find out! Grab your harpoons and, according to Jaws 13, your laser sphere and enjoy this salty shanty of a review!

 

 

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Brian is a four-year veteran of the interwebs, a member of The Austin Film Critics Association, and currently writes for Film School Rejects, Movie Pilot, Movies.com, and Fandango. An obsessive consumer of film, Brian loves everything from Buster Keaton to 80s post-apocalyptic sci-fi. He’s also a diehard Indianapolis Colts fan and collects VHS, laser discs, and classic game systems. An eighth-level geek overlord, Brian is one of the founders of OneOfUs.net, the brainchild of he and partner in crime Christopher Lawrence Cox. Brian cohosts both the Inside the Locker and Digital Noise podcasts.