Listen and Play: ITL’s Live 2014 NFL Draft Commentary

It’s that time again! That point wherein we’re so desperate for the return of the NFL season that we actually watch the draft. Again, you’ve got to hand it to professional football for achieving the level of popularity that allows them to turn an HR convention into a major televised event.

The guys from Inside the Locker invite you to watch the first day of the draft right along with them. However, because actually sitting through the entirety of the draft requires next level sports nerdery that we’re not even sure we possess, we’ve created our own movie draft game that we’ll be playing throughout the evening.

The objective of the game? To create the perfect movie by drafting actors, directors, and screenwriters. We’ll all start with the same amount of money and a points system at the end will determine whose film reigns supreme. We’ll also note the bigger moments of the NFL draft and discuss sports news, but mostly we’ll just be yelling at each other over who snaked Spielberg in the second round.

Join us live back on this post on Thursday starting at 7pm central. We’ll be fielding your questions throughout the night. The invitation has been issued, you are officially on the clock!

 

Ash & Fern: Who is that guy in the hood?

Whether you call him The Hood, The Vigilante or simply The Arrow, this is the story of a show that is so much better than it needs to be.

For any of you who have ever taken the time to watch a show on the CW, you know that the network’s requirements are as follows:

1)      Hire a young and extremely attractive cast. Acting ability is a bonus.

2)      See #1.

So Arrow was set. They could easily have just skated along on Stephen Amell’s abs and probably still been one of the network’s more successful shows. But then they did something surprising and actually put in the effort to make it good.

Full disclosure, I know nothing of the Green Arrow as he exists in comic books. I was always more of a Marvel girl growing up, and my forays into DC unfortunately usually stopped at the big 2. So I have absolutely no idea how closely the show follows those storylines. In a way I love this. Every villain is new to me. Every twist is a surprise, or at least as much of a surprise as it can be when you know who ultimately has to come out on top. So while I can’t speak to the show’s faithfulness to the comic books, I definitely know what I like.

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ASIDE FROM THE ABS.

 

As a female viewer one of the first things that grabbed my attention was Felicity Smoak. In a genre that too often milks the damsel in distress angle for all it’s worth, she is fantastic. (Don’t worry, there are definitely some damsels distressing elsewhere on the show.) Felicity is brilliant and hilarious and genuine. The chemistry between her and Oliver Queen is palpable, but not in a way that screams romance. Even if it does head that direction, and we all know it always does, Felicity is already a fully realized character who is a member of the team on her own merits.

 

Now let’s talk arrows. You can’t have a show called Arrow without a lot of arrows, and they don’t disappoint. At some point I read that Stephen Amell took archery lessons and that there is an expert on set. It shows. Obviously I have no idea how realistic Oliver’s accuracy is, I’m guessing it’s pretty ridiculous, but it’s cool to think that a person could really do that stuff with just a bow and arrow. Plus some of them explode which is always a good time. To me this seems like a brilliant choice for a TV show superhero. The effects have to be cheaper and easier than super strength or flight would be, but it is every bit as cool.

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And sometimes, there’s even a CROSSbow.

 

Another highlight for me has been the casting. I’m painfully aware of my personal bias on this front, but almost every week there is a guest star that makes me squeal. I love it when John Barrowman pops up anywhere, but it is super fun to see him play someone a little more sinister than Captain Jack. Manu Bennett has been delightful and terrifying as Slade Wilson. And is there any show on TV right now where Tahmoh Penikett hasn’t shown up as a bad guy? I miss Helo. For me Arrow is a weekly trip down memory lane and almost always results in a repeat viewing of some random episode of an old show.

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As it would turn out, the face of evil is incredibly handsome.

One of the coolest things the show has done is present the island as a series of flashbacks. Spending a few minutes every week on the island with a very shaggy Oliver lets us into his psyche and shows us his training without taking away from his current adventures. We slowly learn how Oliver became The Arrow while watching him use his awesome new skills. It’s also super convenient as a storytelling device. Need Oliver to speak Russian to make a scene work? Great news, he learned Russian on the island!

Above all Arrow is a fantastic story that doesn’t make the mistake of taking itself too seriously. Oliver Queen is just conflicted enough to be interesting in between the awesome action sequences. He wants to do the right thing and save Starling City from an ever increasing number of really odd bad guys, but like real life that “right thing” isn’t always black and white. And then, just in case that gets too heavy, there’s an earthquake machine. Because why not?

So while I was as excited as the next girl to see Gotham finally get a green light earlier this week, the fact is there’s already a superhero on your TV screen that’s worth checking out.

Anybody else out there like Arrow as much as I do?

Moontower Comedy Fest: Erik Charles Nielsen

Chris got a chance to hang out in a (noisy) hotel lobby with up and coming stand-up Erik Charles Nielsen, who you may not know (yet) from his act, but you DO know from the show “Community” where he plays the character of Garrett Lambert. Erik and Chris get all up into the techniques of stand-up and philosophy of absurdist humor, as well as talking about his experiences on the set of the tv series. Check it out!

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The Strip Club: 5/4/2014

Comic strips and Sundays have been companions for decades. Who doesn’t recall tearing through the Sunday paper, ignoring the current events and local news, just to find the comics? Communists, that’s who.

Just because the newspaper is on its way out the door doesn’t mean the best part of the paper needs to go along with it. One of Us’ Strip Club features comic strips created and submitted by friends and fans of the site. Check out this week’s entry, a strip that will resonate with everyone who has to endure a painful commute tomorrow.

 

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We’d love for you to start submitting comics for our Sunday “Strip Club” feature. If you’re interested, please contact us at oneofusnet@gmail.com.

Moontower Comedy Fest: Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler is a giant among comedians. It’s a shame more of you non-comedian types don’t know that fact. Beau got a chance to sit down with this walking encyclopedia of the current state of comedy (Andy gives the state of the industry speech every year at Montreal’s Just For Laughs Festival) to talk about the scene from the 80s boom to the 90s bust and the current comedy renaissance. Have a listen! And be sure to check out Andy’s seminal National Lampoon article The Hacks Handbook here.

. It’s your go-to guide to becoming a hack! (and exactly what you should avoid in order to not become one)

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Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

For the first time ever it would have actually been appropriate to give a sequel the secondary title, ‘Electric Boogaloo”. Missed opportunities. But Beau, Chris, Brian and JC point out lots of other ones in this latest addition to the Spider-verse, as Andrew Garfield, under the direction of Marc Webb, puts on the red and blues and swings in the direct path of no end of trouble, including Jaimie Fox as an autistic stalker who becomes “Electro” and Dane De Haan as, erm, Harry Osbourne….I guess.

I don’t want to say too much here; even in the review there are elements that are hard to say aren’t somewhat spoilery. It’s not a film you can review without giving away some stuff, so I’m just warning ya. But you might be surprised all the things they DID like about this one. Which may come off as faint praise nonetheless.

Bob Hoskins: As He Was Valiant, We Honor Him

“I was three parts pissed. We were going to a party. And this bloke comes around and says: ‘Right. You’re next. Have you seen the script?’ And I got the leading part.”

That was Bob Hoskins and his very honest description of how he landed his first role while accompanying a friend to an acting audition in 1968.

 

Sadly, it was reported by the actor’s publicist on Tuesday that Hoskins, 71, passed away due to pneumonia. He spent his final moments surrounded by his family. In 2012, he retired from acting when diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.

It’s always sad when an artist passes away, especially someone who has worked in theatre, television and film for more than forty years. Hearing about Hoskins passing and his poor health prior to his death is pretty disheartening. He was an actor whose career spanned across multiple genres of film.

His breakout in cinema came in the form of the 1980 film The Long Good Friday. He played Herman Shand, a British gangster attempting to go legit as his many businesses come under the attack of a series of bombings. He would continue to star in multiple projects throughout the 1980s including The Cotton Club (1984) and Brazil (1985.) It was in 1986 that Hoskins would receive his only Academy-Award nomination for Best Actor for Mona Lisa. The neo-noir film followed George (Hoskins), a recently released convict who chauffeurs a high-class call-girl to various clients.

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Despite being involved in many critically acclaimed films, Hoskins had always been quite candid about the low points in his career as well, especially the universally reviled Super Mario Brothers (1993), which he starred in as the title character.

“Super Mario Brothers. It was a fucking nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fucking nightmare. Fucking idiots.”

Even with his powerhouse performances in Mona Lisa and The Long Good Friday, many people can’t help but fondly remember him as the alcoholic private investigator Eddie Valiant in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1989). What is now considered to be a classic, Who Framed Roger Rabbit showed us that a mix of classic animation and live-action could look spectacular. It was Hoskins’ performance however that really made that picture what it is today. The toon-hating detective was the audience’s guide in a world that was dominated by the likes of Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck and the voluptuous Jessica Rabbit.

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The dedication that he brought to picture is still astounding to this day. Having to pretend that you were talking to a three foot tall white rabbit wearing suspenders must have been a pretty unusual shoot. Hoskins has made many a comment on the filming of the picture over the years.

“I think I went a bit mad while working on that. Lost my mind. The voice of the rabbit was there just behind the camera all the time. The trouble was, I had learnt how to hallucinate.”

Since Roger Rabbit, Hoskins has starred in Hook (1991), Nixon (1995), David Copperfield (1999), Unleashed (2005), A Christmas Carol (2009), Neverland (2011) and Snow White and the Huntsman (2012).

Hoskins left a sizable impression in cinematic history and that makes it difficult to summarize the man in a single statement. Whether he was playing a cockney accented gangster, or an exasperated detective, Hoskins gave it his all. He loved his work and was brutally honest about himself and his career. I think I’ll let him have the last few words.

“I came into this business uneducated, dyslexic, 5ft 6in, cubic, with a face like a squashed cabbage and they welcomed me with open arms.”

Hoskins is survived by his wife, Linda Banwell, and his four children.

Did you know: In the distant 1990s, Chris Claremont, the writer of many classic X-Men storylines, including Days of Future Past and The Dark Phoenix Saga, wanted Bob Hoskins to play Wolverine. Claremont pitched the idea of an X-Men film starring Hoskins to James Cameron and Kathryn Bigelow. Cameron would have produced the film while Bigelow filled in the director’s chair. The project fell apart after Claremont and Cameron met with Stan Lee who wanted to make a Spider-Man movie. Cameron abandoned the Claremont’s X-Men idea in favor of a Spider-Man film. The proposed Cameron directed Spider-Man movie would later share the same fate as the X-Men project.

Thanks to The Wrap for unearthing that last bit of incredible trivia

Moontower Comedy Fest: W. Kamau Bell

W. Kamau Bell is renowned for his trenchant observations on social and political issues, razor keen commentary on race and for hosting the late lamented (and wickedly hilarious) Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell on FX…but really, what’s his favorite superhero movie?
Join Beau on location at the Moontower Comedy and Oddity Fest as he asks just that, with occasional detours onto topics such as Cliven Bundy, and Bell’s own podcast (co-helmed by Living Colour guitarist Vernon Reid), The Field Negro Guide to Arts & Culture (and imagine what fun Beau had getting those first three words out of his mouth).

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Big Finishing Move: ‘Doctor Who: The Evil One’

How you doing, folks? Welcome back to the ongoing Doctor Who audio drama review series, Big Finishing Move. You work hard for your money and it is my job to take a look at the many releases from audio juggernaut Big Finish and make sure you don’t end up wasting your money on something crappy. Today we’re once again palling around with the Fourth Doctor in the latest installment in his range for the year, The Evil One. Let’s not keep Mr. Teeth and Curls waiting, let’s dive right in!

TARDIS Team: Fourth Doctor and Leela

I’m going to say this right off the bat, you aren’t going to be able to fully appreciate this one unless you are familiar with the classic Who story that introduced Leela, The Face Of Evil. Lacking the background provided by that story doesn’t break the listening experience, but the full weight and impact of some of the names and ideas will be lost on you. All you really need to know is that there was a “god” on her planet by the name of Xoanon, the Doctor was known as the Evil One, and that Leela’s father died trying to protect his daughter. If you want any more than that you’ll have to look the story up yourself, or even better actually sit and watch it. It’s a good’un.

Our story begins with Leela dreaming of the events that led to her father’s death, although the details are not quite as she remembers them. Soon after waking, the Doctor comes to get her as the TARDIS is about to land. Our intrepid explorers find themselves in the belly of the cargo hold of the Moray Rose, a ship that should be loaded to the brim with people and riches, yet is conspicuously lacking in both of these departments. Never ones to leave a good mystery unsolved, the Doctor and Leela set out to find out what happened. However,  Leela is soon captured by someone calling himself Xoanon who brainwashes her into thinking she must kill the Doctor. Little does the Doctor know that while the he is hunting down Leela’s kidnappers, he is being hunted by Leela.

While everyone is in fine form on this one, I have to take my hat off to our two leads. Tom Baker really makes us feel the Doctor’s need to find Leela and we get a true sense of his love and respect for his companion as he battles for her soul. Louise Jameson does such an excellent job making each of the Leela’s personae so distinct that you can tell which side of her is speaking with every word she utters. On top of all this, we have the story’s final scene between the two, a moment so incredibly well-written and performed that it easily is the standout of the entire piece. If you have any love for your parents at all and Leela’s final words don’t hit home with you, I hate to break it to you me friend, but you might just be a robot.

The overall story does have issues, the least of which is that the mystery of who is behind everything is lost the first time you hear the individual speak. Of course, a clever person could simply go and read the cast for this and know who the big bad of the piece is before they even listen to it, but where is the fun in that? Thankfully, the writer, Nick Briggs  understands that this story isn’t even really about the plot, the heart of this sucker is the Doctor and Leela’s friendship, Leela’s bottled up emotions about her father, and his death. Briggs pours his focus into making the impact of these elements as powerful as possible.

What I like about this series so far is that it has gone out of its way to test the bounds of the Doctor and Leela’s relationship with each other. It not only allows for each character to have more depth in the stories, but it also allows for a deeper exploration of the unique bond they share. Big Finish has not been content to rely solely on the established teacher/student relationship between them. Instead, the company seeks to further explain who these characters are and why they choose to continue being around each other despite being so different. I commend Big Finish for faithfully expanding the canon in this manner. I have been supremely impressed with this third series so far and I only hope they can keep up this level of quality as we slide into the back half of this year’s run.

Purchase Doctor Who: The Evil One Here:

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Do note gentle readers that Big Finish aren’t the only people who do audio dramas, One Of Us happens to have its own show by the name of Infinite Variations! As for me, I’ll be back in a week or so with:

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See ya soon!

Check out my previous reviews:

Phantasmagoria

The Fearmonger

The Light At The End

The Spectre of Lanyon Moor

Storm Warning

Blood of the Daleks

The Chimes of Midnight

Seasons of Fear

The King of Sontar

White Ghosts

Dark Eyes II

The Crooked Man

Project: Twilight

The 30 Dozen: ‘Paris, Texas’

Welcome to The 30 Dozen, a monthly exploration of the films that, like me, turn thirty this year. These are films that have been residing on my must-see list for ages, and those which I’m only now crossing off as together we each approach our third decade on this planet. As I examine one of these movies per month, I hope to glean from each some perspective on my approach of the big 3-0.

 

Oh give me a home where the Harry Dean roam. Where’s there’s beer and a stack of Blu-ray. Truth be told, this week’s 30 Dozen recruit was scouted not on Blu-ray, but via Hulu thanks to their extensive selection of streaming Criterion Collection entries. Regardless, today we will discuss Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas.

I’ll admit there was a time in which I was quite snobby about venturing into the vast Criterion unknown; seeking out and watching those titles in the collection of which I was not the least bit acquainted. No wait, not snobby. What’s the opposite of snobby? Cretinous. Like some sunken-browed, knuckle-dragging cretin, I would shy away from anything that seemed too arty for my, admittedly sunken-browed, knuckle-dragging cretinous sensibilities. But Paris, Texas is a title that kept catching my eye, if not my full attention. When, upon the tenth cursory glance, I finally noticed that Paris, Texas not only starred Harry Dean Stanton, but was also released in 1984, the time to introduce myself seemed all too ripe.

Travis Henderson is a man who wasn’t there, or at least he’s been nowhere for the last four years. When he finally turns up, found wandering in the Texas desert, his estranged brother travels out to recover Travis and bring him to Los Angeles. Travis has a seven-year-old son, Hunter, whom he left with his brother in L.A. those four years ago. After a rocky reunion, father and son embark on a journey to find Travis’ wife, Hunter’s mom, who departed their lives years ago.

It’s not really fair to say that Paris, Texas is a boring film; more appropriate would be to enjoy the manner by which it strolls at its own pace in much the same fashion as our wandering protagonist. There is something so impossibly fascinating about Travis that his directionless jaunts across Texas don’t corrupt the pacing of the film, or at least it didn’t for me. There is an intense seclusion in his apparent psychological crossed-wires, and the designated setting of the majority of this story cannot be more pitch perfect; epitomizing the loneliness of the Lone Star State.

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Wim Wenders seems set on making the quintessential anti-cowboy movie. Not that there is anything hateful or vitriolic about his approach, but much of the romanticism of cowboy individualism is stripped away from this Texas-sized deconstruction. So many great westerns feature a mysterious wanderer as the hero, a tacit endorsement of unfettered American freedom. But here, our hero is a man whose wandering carries a price tag of one marriage in shambles and one son without a father.

And he is certainly not insulated from consequence either. He is traveling to Paris, Texas seeking to claim a plot of land he purchased through dubious vendors (bought based on a photograph though he’d never seen it). He walks heavily with pangs of regret and wistful idealizations of family and personal history that only serve to underline the crippling isolation of his need to wander even as he drifts in vain toward a fictive homestead. Travis (whose name is pertinently chosen from the annals of Texas history) seems less Manifest Destiny and more John Milton.

Wenders goes above and beyond to create a cinematic landscape that is both beautiful and, once more in an effort to de-romanticize westerns, poignantly bleak. Before arriving in L.A., Travis tumbles through the tiniest of forgotten hamlets. These aren’t faded, run-down eyesores, but instead pristine, aesthetically-pleasing totems of pure Americana. In true western tradition, these are ghost towns. It’s as if all the inhabitants simply picked up and left one day. Even the score of the film seems aptly wayward; hard, discordant strums of a lonesome guitar. There exists no quaint comfort in those country-western refrains.

When Travis finally does find his estranged wife, in Houston no less, Wenders constructs a scenario in which he must communicate with her through a telephone behind the tinted glass of a private peep show booth; a painful representation of the emotional distance between them. This is where the movie achieves its deepest resonance and where Travis must confront his failings as a family man, culminating in a tremendously bittersweet ending.

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So that’s Paris, Texas. And what did this nearly-30-year-old film geek take away from the experience of this long overdue first viewing? Frankly, the lessons afforded by Paris, Texas were not easily accessed. I watched the film, then I watched it again, and then I watched it in pieces. Slowly the full brilliance of the movie began to take hold and it occurred to me that this instilled appreciation would have found no purchase even five years ago. Reviewing Criterion Blu-rays for Digital Noise and its previous incarnation has created a sort of forced expansion of horizons.

I have never been a proponent of classifying detractors of any given film as those who “don’t get it.” It’s an arrogant, reductive cop-out. However, I don’t think a younger me would have “gotten” Paris, Texas. In any event, that little snot certainly wouldn’t have liked it. Yes, it’s arty and methodically paced, but perhaps it’s my expanding film horizon that curbs a resistance to its arthouse flourishes, or maybe my Texas transplantation from the midwest whets my appetite for unconventional takes on cowboy mystique and Lone Star individualism. There’s also the little matter of my three-year gestating obsession with the greatness of Harry Dean Stanton, who gives what I assert is his best performance in this film.

But there’s something else that struck me regarding Paris, Texas as it relates to the pending mortality of my twenties. I’ve been working happily as a film critic/film pundit for several years now, and as has been discussed at length, that career took root thanks largely to the fertile ground of Austin, Texas. I’ve set up my own homestead here, but I would in no way consider myself a fierce individualist. Mama didn’t really let this baby grow up to be a cowboy. Still, there are times when I feel a restlessness pushing me west; specifically to Los Angeles.

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The online film criticism industry has been in steady decline over the last couple of years, and even since the last 30 Dozen posting, several unfortunate portents have arisen to signal its total collapse. Sure, we’re sustaining ourselves here at One Of Us, but I’d be a fool to not consider my future. As the big 3-0 creeps closer, I wonder if perhaps it’s time to get serious about screenwriting as the next viable creative avenue. I know what you’re thinking, the number of “aspiring screenwriters” populating the web rivals the number of tumbleweeds in the desert, and I have absolutely no assurance that switching careers would yield results.

However it’s precisely that conflict, that very push against complacency versus the nagging doubt over my ability to write anything worthwhile, that obscures any sense of clear direction. I feel like I’m wandering in Texas, debating endlessly with myself whether one more big step will be required; one more big step west for this not-so-young man. I consider my comfort level residing here in Travis County and contemplate how isolation and emotional severance from everyone I know and love is not a tax I’m keen to pay for tether-less freedom.

For now, I believe I’ve found my own Paris in the desert, and tomorrow is too distant a mirage to dictate the present.