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THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT MOVIE REVIEW
Based on the video game of the same name, The Mortuary Assistant stars Willa Holland as Rebecca, a young woman with a troubled past who has just completed her training as a mortician. One night, her boss, the mysterious Mr. Delver (Paul Sparks), asks her in to come in and cover for him. It seems that a lot of bodies came in that evening, and Delver can’t make it, so Rebecca will have to deal with the bodies all by herself. His instructions are to first embalm the corpses, then to cremate them, which seems odd to Rebecca, but she does as she’s told. And then strange things start to happen; things like lights going on and off, traumatic hallucinations, and moving corpses, not to mention a slight case of demonic possession. Rebecca is definitely going to regret agreeing to close up by herself. Our reviewers Kate, Lewayne, and Marco are no strangers to the graveyard shift, but is this Shudder original worth the time? Listen and find out!
DIRECTED BY: Jeremiah Kipp
STARRING: Willa Holland, Paul Sparks, John Adams, Mark Steger, Emily Bennett, Shelly Gibson, Keena Ferguson Frasier, Elisa Marti
YOUR REVIEWERS

Marco Noyola (Digital Noise, Highly Suspect Reviews, Screener Squad, Audio Editor)
By day, Marco is a mild-mannered office worker, but by night he is a mild-mannered movie watcher. He does other mild-mannered stuff too.
“I’m not a film critic. I just play one on the Internet.”

Kate Chambers (Highly Suspect Reviews, Screener Squad)
Kate is a certified horror fiend and Horse Girl™. Her name isn’t short for anything. A native Austinite, she graduated with a BFA in Film Production from the University of Colorado Boulder then returned to the Lone Star State to make her home amid the cinephiles of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Austin Film Society. In her spare time, you can find her either down at the barn with her noble steed Jazz, watching as many movies as possible (often at work), cuddling with her pair of black cats and writing horror scripts, or nursing a beer in any available body of water… or doing Duolingo, where she’s currently on a 1000+ day streak.

Lewayne White (Screener Squad)
Lewayne’s earliest memories are of watching movies and reading comics, which instilled in him a sense of wonder, a vivid imagination, and unrealistic expectations. It also means he spends a lot of time watching movies, writing scripts for them, and trying to get them made. He lives in the middle of middle America after landing there as a child, and has remained there mainly because he hates packing.
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