Showcase: ‘Forgiving Amy’

Last week, I had the pleasure to interview independent film maker James Mulholland about his life and work. This weeks showcase is his latest short film ‘Forgiving Amy’.

During our interview he opened up about the creative process behind the film and was very candid about it.

‘Forgiving Amy’ was in my head since I started writing. But I never wanted it to be my first film, I wanted to grow as a writer and a filmmaker before tackling this film, as it meant a lot to me. It originated from a single moment, that it near the end of the film (I won’t spoil it). It was basically, Quigs, does something horrible to Amy, towards the end of the film, that moment is what the film grew out from. After making ‘What If?’ and ‘My Father’s Son’, I felt confident enough that I was ready to write this film and tackle it in a good way, with next to no budget.

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Shooting was extremely hard for this film, It took 8 shooting days to do (I’ve shot 20 minute films in 2 days). But that was to do with location problems and mainly the weather for exterior shots. It was Ireland after all, so the weather was not my friend. One day, we literally had Sun shine, a couple minutes later it was cold and cloudy, a couple of minutes later rain, then finally we had hail stones. The sun eventually came back out but there was no way that scene could cut together due to the ground being soaked and then dry, so we shot another day to get it right.

Editing on this was easy enough, I write, storyboard, direct and shoot my own films, so when it came down to me editing this, I had a solid idea in my head. But, I did have to make two big changes. The film was 25 minutes long, so I cut two scenes out of it. 1. A scene where Quigs comes home and is angry because he didn’t get his ‘supply’, and 2. A scene where Quigs and Amy go to a ‘Cash for Gold’ shop to pawn off a piece of jewelry for money. I needed to get the running time down, for festivals etc.

I asked James what he learned about his own creative process and what worked for him about ‘Forgiving Amy’ and perhaps, what didn’t work so well;

I learned a great deal. The biggest thing I take from the film is what I learned about ‘music scores’. I made the decision early on that this film would have no score. I wanted the tension to come from the fact that I was not manipulating an audience from music, I wanted it to feel real, I wrote the characters to be that way and luckily the actors pull it off. I’m a big fan of music scores and they can enhance a scene to another level, but there is also something about not having music in a scene, that can heighten it to something more.

James was very candid about the run time of the short which is just under twenty minutes which is considered quite long for a short film.

I wanted the film to be 13-14 minutes, but it’s touching 20. So, that’s what really doesn’t work for me. Also, the location that Amy and Quigs, sleep in? It wasn’t the original location (that fell through), so we had to work with what we had, and though it does a decent job, it just wasn’t the disgusting, rotten location that I originally had. Last, Production design, we have no production designer on the film (no budget for it), so we done it all ourselves. It’s ok, but I know that a production designer would have heightened it even more.

After only being publicly released last week, you can watch the film right here. Watch, enjoy and feel free to give feedback.

Want to showcase your own short film, art,comics,writing, etc on OneOfUs like James did? Get in touch at chris-harrison@outlook.com

Movie Review: ‘Noah’

The studio decreed from on high, “Thou Shalt Not Have a Noah Press Screening.” The heathens known as The Unusual Suspects, decided they were going to see the film anyway and deliver you all from a lack of review. Still, apologies for the tardiness of the posting.


Darren Aronofsky takes on that classic biblical story: The Old Man & The Sea. Starring Russell Crowe as the old man and digital effects as the sea. Brian is joined by Mr. William Goss and, believe it or not, Luke Mullen makes his HSR debut to testify as to the strengths and shortcomings of Aronofsky’s epic. Will it float their boats or just tread water? Thou Shalt ALWAYS Make Puns.


Enjoy this Highly Suspect review of Noah, and feel free to deliver your comments two-by-two.

An Ode to Oderus Urungus: How GWAR Made the World a Better Place

As you may have heard, the lead singer of the metal band GWAR, Dave Brockie aka Oderus Urungus, passed away last week.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with the band, GWAR is a thrash-metal band known for their over-the-top theatric live shows.  They are the self-described “sickest band in metal history.” The band claims that they are aliens who were banished to Earth by “The Master,” accidently created the human race, and are currently working to destroy everything within their path. Think Alice Cooper but heavier, and with infinitely more gore.

GWAR would chop the heads off of giant puppets that were made to look like public figures during their concerts.  People like Paris Hilton, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Miley Cyrus were all victims on the GWAR stage.  No one was safe from their ire. GWAR’s music was drenched with satire and was a departure from most metal music that was known for taking itself too seriously. They took America’s love of violence, and America’s love of Pop Culture, and put it on display on their stage. Brockie was the creative force behind the band, and as of this writing, it remains to be seen what will happen with the band itself.  It’s hard to believe that GWAR can continue without Brockie, but I believe the world is a better place with GWAR in it.

 

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Just Oderus being Oderus.

I had the pleasure of seeing GWAR live in 2005 when they were touring with a metal festival called “Sounds of the Underground.”  Having only seen pictures of the band and heard a few songs, I was only familiar with GWAR in the abstract at the time. I knew that they were going to spray fake blood on the crowd and I heard that they wore ridiculous costumes on stage.  Early on during the day a lot of bands would come outside to their merch tents and do meet-and-greets with their fans. As I was standing around trying to decide which line I should get in, a golf cart passes by with Oderus Urungus on the back as he yells insults at everyone he sees.  Obviously, I had to go meet this guy.  Naturally, Oderus didn’t relent at the meet-and-greet as he would sign your program and call you “human scum” at the same time.  The live show was everything that I had hoped it would be complete with a beheading of the Pope.  Thanks to GWAR, I came back from that show with a black eye and covered in fake blood.   You should’ve seen the smile on my face.

 

 

Whether you love them, hate them, or have no idea who they are, GWAR is one of the most creative bands that exist in modern music.  Just because they express their immense creative talent through metal, satire, blood, and gore doesn’t make them any less creative.  If we’re lucky we’ll see GWAR again in one form or another, because the world needs GWAR.  We need an answer to the mundane pop princesses who have been designed to grab our attention.  But we also need an answer to the ever-scowling run-of-the-mill metal band.  We need someone who, through absurdity, reminds us how absurd pop-culture is.  The world needs a band that doesn’t just stop at mentioning the taboo, but exists in it.  We need someone who can poke and prod at the things that make us uncomfortable, but do it without an exhausting sense of self-importance. Dave Brockie and Oderus Urungus were all of those things and both of them will be sorely missed.  Rest in peace Oderus.  Rest in peace Mr. Brockie.

Future Drinks : Star Trek

It’s not the fault of science fiction that I like the booze. Sure, some variation of futuristic hootch shows up in about every canon eventually, but I have only my own desperate need for approval to blame for my dipsomaniacal past. That and it made me stop double-thinking myself long enough to be able to approach women.

But hey, this isn’t a Dr. Nerdlove feature, it’s a One of Us article, so let’s not ruin everyone’s evening by delving into the reasoning behind my past relationship failures, but instead, let’s raise a glass….TO THE FUTURE!

Why not, everyone else is. E.G. the folks in charge of branding over at Paramount, who’ll slap the ‘Star Trek’ label on just about anything with full confidence it’ll double down on the ducats almost immediately. Their latest offering delves into the world of adult beverages, Klingon Warnog.

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Surprisingly, this Dunkelweizen (like a darker hefeweizen) with rye malt added sounds like a pretty tasty quaff. Although I gotta say, I would have figured Klingons to be more of the double IPA type. Or at least Guinness Stout. Assuming this does well at all (note to my bar owner friends: I will drink this), I’d expect more branded beers to follow, and probably not just from the Trek verse.

All that being said, malt beverages never really caught on with the bar-goers of the future. It’s always some sort of weird amalgam of ingredients that, of course, don’t exist (that we know of) that more often than not qualify as a cocktail rather than a frosty mug of suds. Needless to say, lots of geeky mixologists have developed their own variations on the assortment of adult beverages mentioned in passing in any number of fabricated futures.

But here’s where you’re lucky: I have personally (re: spent a lot of time on the internet looking) developed a list of the best versions you can make for yourself (unless you’ve got a wacky theme bar near you) of the most famous, and infamous, of the speculative spirits of space.

And with no further ado…

ROMULAN ALE

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Definitely the most famous of the fictional drinks, Star Trek’s forbidden fermentation (because of a trade embargo, if you care) was nonetheless imbibed by pretty much everyone at any given occasion, with a furtive glance around the room and much celebration. Say what you will about the Romulans, they apparently know how to make the best drink in the galaxy. But if you wanted to recreate it here on Earth, how to even start? The most common recipe I’ve found (barring those that include grain alcohol, ’cause that stuff is poison) is also the tastiest.

1 shot blue Curacao 2 shots vodka
 1/2 shot triple sec
 top with lemon/lime soda

Shake over ice, strain into futuristic looking glasses.

Blue, yummy and a bit dangerous, this should be a satisfying and easy to make drink for your next geeky gathering.

Star Trek has presented a number of alcoholic concoctions though, one of the other most famous comes from the Klingons, and you can only imagine they dig the rough stuff…

KLINGON BLOOD WINE

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Probably the most popular drink amongst the appropriately blood-thirsty Klingons, Blood Wine was first tried by a non-Klingon when Jonathan Archer (“Enterprise”) swilled the stuff while awaiting the verdict of his trial on Naredra III (“Judgement”). Traditionally served warm, but the publicans of the internet collectively have said, ‘screw that’ and come up with variations on the drink that have a mean bite, but at least go down cold. Here’s the one I chose as the best of the bunch:

1 oz. Rum, spiced
1 oz. Tequila, gold
Fill with Cranberry Juice
1 dash Grenadine
2 dashes Tabasco Sauce
Mixing Instructions
Add Tabasco sauce to an ice-filled beer mug or glass.
Pour in the tequila, rum and grenadine, and fill with cranberry juice.
Shake twice and serve.

I don’t know if I can describe this as ‘delicious’, per say, but it’s definitely downable and has the appropriate roughness you’d expect from the favored drink of such a warlike race.

That’s it for this installment of “Future Drinks”. More to come…in the future. But please, remember that alcohol is potentially dangerous stuff, both now and in the future. Remember the bar fight in “The Trouble with Tribbles”? Let’s face it, we’d be dead if we had been there. You can drink and have a good time AND be responsible. Don’t let folks get behind the controls of a star ship or any other kind of moving vehicle while downing these or any other alcoholic beverages. Your friends at Oneofus.net appreciate your caution, as we’d like to keep geeking out with you for many light-years to come.

 

 

Digital Noise Episode 37: Criterion Collectors

Brian and Chris had intended to pull April Fools pranks on one another, both because of the date and because of their shared love for 80s horror, but fate had other plans. Turns out the joke was ultimately on them as technical difficulties delayed the episode’s posting until April 2nd. Well played, universe.

Still, this week’s lineup is no joke. Not only are two of last year’s major Oscar contenders reviewed (Saving Mr. Banks & The Wolf of Wall Street), and not only is another great MST3K set examined, but the guys also discuss not one, not two, but THREE Criterion Blu-rays. I know! It’s insane!

Mix that all together with a giveaway blast from the past, and you’ve got yourself a fantastic episode no matter what day you happen to hear it.

 

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Adapting To Change: When The People We Love Can’t Play The Characters We Love Anymore

The recent release of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes had me contemplating just how attached we become to certain performers bringing iconic characters to life. For those that don’t know, voice actor David Hayter played Snake, the protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, since 1998’s Metal Gear Solid only to be replaced by 24‘s  Keifer Sutherland in the latest installment. This came as a shock to many fans (myself included) as Hayter’s Snake voice was not only the most recognizable in the series, but also one of the most well known voices in the entirety of video games. I’m sure Sutherland is trying his best, but when I hear him speak, I don’t hear Snake.

 

Good try Mr. Sutherland, but that isn’t Snake.

This is Snake.

The longer a media franchise goes, the more attached we become to a certain interpretation of it, which includes having certain actors continue in the roles we love. However, if a franchise goes on long enough, there comes a point when characters will need to be recast, even in the most well-known roles. For example, everybody loves the original Star Trek cast, but everyone understands why they can’t reprise their roles in the new movies. Certain franchises such as Doctor Who and the James Bond films embrace this inevitability and have even turned it into a bit of a feature.

Change isn’t always bad though. Roger Craig Smith took over voicing Sonic the Hedgehog in 2010 and in my opinion is the best voice the blue blur has ever had. Rob Paulson played Raphael in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and in acknowledgement of the man’s incredible talent and as a great nod to the fans, he voices Donatello in the current Nickelodeon series. In fact, the new Turtles showed the classic series even more love by having all the original Turtles’ voice actors reunite for a cameo as the 8o’s Turtles in the recent episode, Wormquake.

Seeing this bit warms my heart ever time!

Really I could go on and on here, talking how much it meant to me that they had both Peter Cullen and Frank Welker on Transformers Prime, how Kevin Conroy should always do the voice of Batman, or how I’ve never been able to accept anybody but Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones, but I think, gentle reader, you are savvy enough to see where I’m going with this. I understand the need for change sometimes and that everything can stay the same, but please Hollywood, understand that we the audience don’t just love the characters, but the people who bring them to life. Please realize that these properties and the people who bring them to life aren’t just money-making tools, they are beloved franchises that people love and cherish and even pass on to their young ones. So take them seriously, and don’t recast just because you can get a a bigger name. We love your stuff, and a familiar face or voice just help us love it even more.

As always, we want to hear from you. Which characters do you find only one person can/could bring  to life? Have you ever found a casting change to be an improvement? If so, who? Let us know in the comments below!

The 30 Dozen: ‘Sudden Impact’

Welcome to The 30 Dozen, a monthly exploration of the films that, like me, turn thirty this year. These are films that have been residing on my must-see list for ages, and those which I’m only now crossing off as together we each approach our third decade on this planet. As I examine one of these movies per month, I hope to glean from each some perspective on my approach of the big 3-0.

 

So here we are, month three, and already I’m demonstrating my trademark steadfast dedication to project parameters. And I’m not even referring to the fact that I made my March deadline by less than an hour. No, actually I’m seconds away from completely compromising the integrity of my own monthly undertaking. Namely, I’m about to hardcore cheat.  You’d think that since I was the person who designated the rules that I would be able to adhere to them, and yet here we are talking about 1983’s Sudden Impact in March.

In my defense, the whole point of this exercise was to discover films that provided comfort, or at least insight, into my own aging process; into what it meant to be an uber geek turning 30. Sudden Impact was never on that radar because it didn’t technically meet the qualification of being released in 1984 (much as I myself was released in 1984). That being said, my recent first viewing of the fourth Dirty Harry installment at the Alamo Drafthouse had several profound effects on me AND it was released in December of 1983. Quibbling over a few measly weeks seemed suffocatingly bureaucratic.

And there too lies an appropriate case for Sudden Impact‘s inclusion in this series despite technical ineligibility. If there is one man who makes stock and trade of scoffing in the face of rules and regulations, a man who refuses to be a pawn of crippling bureaucracy, it’s Detective Harry Goddamned Callahan. So much like Dirty Harry himself, I’m going full loose cannon, bending the law, and discussing the personal impact of my first viewing of Sudden Impact.

Many people would assume that by the time a franchise reaches a fourth entry, quality begins to become subjugated to commerce. This theory is not without plenty of supporting evidence. It is one step beyond the trilogy mark (and the inherent compartmentalized story arc that tends to wrap up by movie three), so fourth entries have an especially uphill battle to justify their existence. This tends to be doubly true when a significant period of time has elapsed between parts three and four. Sudden Impact, however, doesn’t simply break the mold, it unloads an entire clip into the mold and then throws it off a building.

This is the point in the series where Clint Eastwood steps behind the camera; the only franchise entry he directed. I had heard it was a bit darker than the first three outings, but nothing could have prepared me for how that tonal shift, and more to the point Eastwood’s direction, would facilitate the most artistically distinct and arguably most satisfying Dirty Harry film of the bunch. The cinematography of this gritty revenge tale creates a filmic landscape that is equal parts Giallo Dirty Harry and pure, filthy Abel Ferrara. Basically, it was hitting all my nerd buttons perfectly.

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My favorite moment in the entire film came when Harry Callahan, thought dead after a run-in with a gang of thugs, emerges resurgent standing across a dimly-lit pier, his Magnum clearly clasped at his side even in silhouette like the steely longsword of some kind of vengeance-fueled wraith. It’s the rebirth of a legend, and encapsulates the raging dreamlike noir of Sudden Impact‘s visual aesthetic.

Again, for exceedingly technical reasons, Sudden Impact should not qualify for this column, but it spoke to me in so many regards; several that directly applied to my turning 30 this year. First and foremost, Sudden Impact is the first time in the series in which Eastwood’s age really shows. In the earlier entries, which comprise only a five-year period from 1971-1976, Eastwood still seemed in his prime. He may have worn a crows foot or two by the time The Enforcer rolled around, but no one could ever have accused Detective Callahan of being too old for any manner of shit.

And yet despite the advancement of his years, Dirty Harry is never sharper, never possessed of more swagger, frankly never suitably dirtier than he is in Sudden Impact. You could make a formidable case for the original entry being his strongest outing as the character, but ask any casual film fan to quote a line from a Dirty Harry movie and I’d wager more than half of them throw out, “Go ahead…make my day.” That line isn’t spoken until Sudden Impact. Hearing the cliche about age being naught but a number is one thing, seeing one of cinema’s greatest badasses embody the maxim is something quite different.

Though not endowed with one eighth as much pure cool as is Harry, if I can maintain my character, my personality anywhere near as well as Detective Callahan in Sudden Impact, the prospect of aging seems decidedly less intimidating. At the very least maybe by venturing into a third decade on Earth I can excel beyond the point of being labeled as a “punk;” a group with whom Harry seems to take regular exception.

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There was also the fact that I was watching these films at the Alamo Drafthouse sitting next to my father. If you’ve followed my writing for any length of time, you’ve probably heard me gush about my dad. He’s the reason I do what I do. He was that rare anomaly; both a jock and a geek as a kid. When I was growing up, he introduced to the greatness of directors like John Carpenter and had me listening to old radio episodes of The Shadow. He allowed me to rent stacks and stacks of 80s slasher films long before I probably should have been permitted to do so, and some of our favorite father-son chats revolved around Hitchcock and Captain Quint from Jaws. One of his favorite characters in film has always been Harry Callahan.

This marathon represented the first time I had seen any but the first Dirty Harry film, and to watch them with dad, who happened to be in town for a visit, was an experience of perfect star alignment. It further cemented in my mind that a true geek is a geek for life, and in fact aging against a backdrop of tech revolution offers so much potential for an augmentation of geekery. My dad has only become more expressive about his favorite TV, movies, and radio programs as technology has advanced to the point of putting more and more of his passions at his fingertips. He has scoured back through so many episodes of Columbo on Netflix and can readily recite guest stars from season to season. I can only hope that as media advances alongside my own number of years on this planet, that I too will be afforded the opportunity to further my own scholarship of film.

Finally, and by complete accident, Sudden Impact managed to blast loose a mental logjam that had been plaguing a creative writing project of mine. I am currently working on a screenplay in which the main character is an older police officer. I have charted out this character’s story, and I know all of the obstacles he will face, but I could not see him in my mind. I couldn’t quite discern his demeanor, his arsenal of personality quirks and flaws. Then I realized that I was looking for Dirty Harry from Sudden Impact. Imagining this older police veteran as Dirty Harry wasn’t quite apropos, it specifically had to be Sudden Impact‘s Dirty Harry. That’s not to say I’m going to cut/paste his dialogue or try and find a sturdy Clint Eastwood impersonator, but my character finally has a exemplar; a symbolic creative patriarch.

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There is a lot more I could write about this film, and indeed the impact it suddenly had upon me, but I’ll reserve the rest that I might make another of your days in the future. Once more, I fully acknowledge the entirely technical grounds for Sudden Impact‘s disqualification, but while this movie has beaten me to the 30-year finish line, its temporal odometer has yet to roll over into thirty-one.

Trailer: ‘Into The Storm’ Is A Found Footage Version of ‘Twister’

There are few things scarier to a Midwesterner than when those unmistakable tornado sirens start blaring. My experiences with these hellish winds probably contributed to my childhood obsession with watching tornado footage. I bought innumerable VHS tapes and watched hundreds of videos caught on film by people who assumed the risk of getting the monstrous weather phenomenon. One common thread through those videos is that even when the person filming was at a safe distance the camera shook like they were having a violent seizure. Therefore, I couldn’t help but laugh when I watched the trailer for Into the Storm and saw people clinging to cars, gates and anything they could grab for dear life while the camera rolls on and it’s clear as day.

Before I start sounding too negative about this trailer, I want to say that despite what I’m about to say, if I had the money, I would have funded this film myself three times over. I love disaster movies and I love movies about tornadoes or dangerous weather conditions in general. I have a soft spot for Twister and the only parts of The Day After Tomorrow I like are the weather disasters. Still, I’ve always felt there was something missing in these movies. There are plenty of examples of bad movies about weather that have aspects that I like, but few have ever really struck the true horror of living in areas where the threat is present or captured the horror in the anticipation.

Before the full trailer, a mysterious little teaser rolled online that used the sound of the sirens and a brief silence to near perfection before a really intense shot of the powerful winds and a girl holding on for dear life as a truck is thrust in her direction. This teaser got my hopes up insanely high as I took to the internet researching what this film was that came out of nowhere. As it turns out, it’s a film shot in Detroit by Steven Quale (director of Final Destination 5) and currently is set for release August 8th, currently up against the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot.

 

 

In the teaser the text on screen says “Tomorrow Go” then “#IntoTheStorm.” So tomorrow came and of course I saw the entire trailer had been posted. I couldn’t wait to see the full version of the awesomeness I saw in the teaser.

Then I made the mistake of watching it.

What I saw was not what I expected from the teaser in the slightest. I even read “reports” from test screenings of people saying it was more realistic than Twister and way less cheesy. People, this looks every bit as ridiculous and cheesy as Twister. Additionally, there are shots in the trailer that the tornadoes look every bit as fake as they did in the TV movie Night of the Twisters.

I was more than a little stunned that people were saying how realistic Into the Storm was,  if in fact these reports from test screenings are to be believed. There is a shot featuring three tornadoes fairly close together and two characters running just fine right next to one of them. Meanwhile, in another shot, the characters are at a reasonable distance and one of them is holding on to a car door for dear life as her body and legs are in the air about to be pulled into the storm. While this kind of stuff looks cool cinematically, I will scoff at anyone who wants to tell me this looks realistic. I won’t even get started on the final shots of the trailer featuring a whole bunch of airplanes being whipped around by a massive tornado.

 

 

It’s not all doom and gloom, because the trailer opens once again with some great sound of what sounds like wind tearing apart a home or whipping things around with the tornado siren blaring in the back. The text explains that these noises are sounds you will never forget and if you live in the Midwest and have ever been in the threat of a tornado, you know that is a fact. The first shot of the trailer after all the darkness and text is great. It features people who’ve sought shelter in a school as it is being torn to shreds and looks quite convincing. After that though, it all goes into Hollywood disaster overload.

The IMDb synopsis says this is about high school students documenting the events and aftermath of a tornado, which seems to be only half right. Documenting seems to be a stretch. Whoever is behind the camera must either be a superhero impervious to high winds or Quale wants us to suspend our disbelief to such a degree to buy that this person would one: continue holding a camera during some of these events (something that’s normal for the found footage subgenre); or Two: be ABLE to hold on to the camera during some of these events. It’s possible that like many found footage movies it might try to cut to other points of view where cameras are present, but even then in the event of extremely high winds and the danger tornadoes bring, holding a camera absolutely still so all the action is crisp and clear is 100% impossible. Hell, if you hand me a camera on a beautiful sunny day, I couldn’t capture the quality of the images in this trailer.

Aside from all the unpleasantness of being somewhat let down by the trailer, this does look pretty damn cool. I can’t be too down on it after I just mentioned how I still like Twister and a bunch of other ridiculous disaster movies. I originally questioned if this would be part disaster movie and part survival in the aftermath, but I’m getting the distinct impression this will be almost entirely a disaster movie. Coming from the direct of Final Destination 5 I can’t say I’m surprised, but with a PG-13 rating I don’t think this will be disaster movie meets Final Destination, which is badass in its own way. Though I suppose most disaster movies have the same traits as the aforementioned series, just without the graphic deaths.

Overall, I’m still pretty well pumped for Into the Storm in spite of my issues and expectations going into the debut of the full trailer. As long as it’s fun and tries to cut down on the cheesiness in the acting, I have a feeling it will be a pretty enjoyable guilty pleasure.

What do you think of the trailer for Into the Storm? Does it look realistic to you? How would you go about making a realistic tornado movie? Sound off below!

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Ash & Fern: Sunday nights are awesome again!

We are less than a week from a new season of Game of Thrones. This is not a drill. I’ll give you a second to finish jumping up and down.

Like many of you I grew up on Tolkien. I devoured the books as a kid (probably even before I was really old enough to be reading them) and ultimately loved the Lord of the Rings movies as a teenager. So the fact that I would ultimately fall so deeply in love with George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. But actually, it did surprise me.

Despite my Tolkien obsession, I’d always considered myself a person who didn’t like fantasy. I loved science fiction and could read about and watch spaceships, aliens, and time travel all day, but for some reason I drew the line at magic and dragons. I could claim this had something to do with growing up hearing that magic was evil at church. Or maybe I liked historical fiction so much that I didn’t appreciate when it became less realistic with added fantasy elements. Both of these are a little bit true, but honestly I have no idea where it came from.

 

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Obviously I’ve overcompensated at this point, as evidenced by the Sirius Black wand sitting next to me on my nightstand as I write this.

 

I don’t know exactly when I gave in and embraced fantasy. I wish I had a cool story about one book or one movie that changed my outlook on some random rainy afternoon. But the reality probably has something to do with a lot of peer pressure and a wizard with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead. Whatever the reason, I did give in, and I am so glad that I did.

Thanks to my changing outlook, when rumblings began a few years ago about HBO doing a TV interpretation of A Song of Ice and Fire I was open-minded enough to give it a shot. That, and thanks to The Sopranos, HBO could basically do no wrong in my mind at that point.

 

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Another magical show, in its own special way.

 

As the endless period between the announcement and the premiere dragged on, I decided to invest the time and read the books. And wow. Immediately they had the one thing I always loved so much Tolkien’s writing. Westeros, like Middle Earth, was a world I could get lost in. It felt like a real place, even more so because the elements I had resisted against for so long (dragons anyone?) were all but forgotten in Westeros. They were almost as foreign to them as they were to me.

But as I got deeper it was the characters that kept me coming back for more. For me fantasy and science fiction are all about how interesting the people are that inhabit these amazing worlds. We’ve all seen the George R. R. Martin twitter joke, that he can’t tweet because he’s already killed off all 140 characters. (And for the record, that still makes me chuckle every time.) I don’t even mind how many of my favorites are now six feet under because he is so good at creating fascinating new characters who consistently blur the line between good and evil.

 

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Other than Khal Drogo of course, I’m not sure I will ever really get over him.

 

One thing I love about Game of Thrones is how perfectly these characters from the books have come to life before my eyes. Kit Harrington is so spot on how I pictured Jon Snow that I almost saw Pompeii. Almost. Peter Dinklage deserves every award ever for his portrayal of the extremely complicated endlessly clever Tyrion Lannister. And I don’t think Emilia Clarke gets enough credit for how well she plays the simultaneous kindness and ruthlessness of Daenerys Targaryen, which for the record I just spelled from memory somehow.

But I think what has ultimately impressed me the most about the show is its willingness and ability to tackle the most epic scenes from the books. The scale of the Battle of the Blackwater seemed too massive to even attempt on TV when I first read it. And I don’t think anyone, even those of us who knew what was coming, were ready to see the Red Wedding play out. The show has treated each season like a massive 10 hour movie. I don’t know anything about what it costs to make a TV show vs. a movie, but I know that this show has to be a massive investment for HBO. If you ask me it’s been worth every penny.

Like other fans, I live in constant terror that Martin will never finish the series. That we will never find out who ultimately wins the Iron Throne. While this would obviously suck, I’ve decided I would probably survive. As the old cliché says, it’s about the journey, not the destination.  This series has been one hell of a journey so far, on both page and screen. I can’t wait for it to continue on Sunday.

Who will be watching with me?