Salt: Episode Six – I Use My Baka

Jean-Pierre Desperois. Born a slave in Haiti in a voodoo ritual with the power to travel through space and time. Now lives in Tunis. Smuggles salt. On payroll: crooked cops and hard-to-manage employees. When local gendarme Michel du Prix tells him about some corpses found in the desert, Jean-Pierre thinks nothing of it. But when the bodies start piling up, Jean-Pierre is implicated. Armed with nothing but his “baka” and his “ku-bha-sa”, Jean-Pierre tries to get to the bottom of the situation. But he’s in for more than he bargained.

Season One is 20 half-hour episodes released bi-weekly.

SALT is a spin-off of The Intergalactic Nemesis, an adventure set in the 1930s and taking the form of comic-books and graphic novels, audio drama, a web series, and a live theatrical production that’s touring the world. For access to all of this, check out www.theintergalacticnemesis.com.

Written and voiced by Jason Neulander. Additional voices by Buzz Moran, Danu Uribe, and Julie Linnard. Sound effects, audio engineering, and production by Buzz Moran. Original score by Adrian Quesada.

Episode Six – I Use My Baka

In which Jean-Pierre reveals an unusual ability, escapes from solitary, and finds himself in a sticky situation involving men’s boots and horses’ hooves.

Did you miss episode 5? Catch it right here.

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World of UScast: Wayward Podcast: Vid’ya Games

Have you heard ’bout them kids an’ their “vid’ya games?”

The Wayward Duo is back and this episode they talk about video games — or rather, Toshi chatters on about Tokyo Game Show while Sarah sits there and agrees with her eyes glazed over. Fun times.

Topics covered: Final Fantasy XV, Metal Gear Solid V, Silent Hills, and other assorted subjects.

Note: No real spoilers in this episode, but one portion is heavily bleeped due to sensitive content.

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Five YA Novels That Need to Be Movies

No one can really deny that Young Adult fiction continues to be popular, but only handful seem to make an impact at the box office when adapted for the big screen. Of course, you do have a few exceptions. Not all YA franchises feature Jennifer Lawrence fighting against the tyranny of The Capital in The Hunger Games, or a group of teenagers trying to escape a labyrinth filled with deadly traps and creatures in The Maze Runner.

 

 

Despite a few notable failures (I’m looking at you Percy Jackson), there is no reason to just stop making movies out of YA novels. Right now, there are a number of YA books that would make incredible films adaptations, and introduce a number of characters that could potentially rival cinema’s most popular teenage heroes.

 

Artemis Fowl

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Artemis Fowl is just your typical teenager with desires to rule all of humanity with an iron fist. Cold, calculating and most certainly diabolical, Fowl in Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl series is YA’s titular anti-hero. A criminal mastermind and a pathological liar, Fowl learns of the existence of a secretive science-fantasy world filled with magical creatures and advanced technology. Hoping to restore the fortune of his family, Fowl kidnaps and holds for ransom a Fairy police officer named Holly Short. The series is very much a fantasy version of Die Hard, and would make a great film for those wishing to see a young adult version of Hans Gruber.

 

Number the Stars

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Written by Lois Lowry (The Giver), Number the Stars follows Annemarie Johansen, a ten-year-old living under the Nazi occupation of Copenhagen in 1943. Taking part in the rescue of Danish Jews, Annemarie hides her Jewish friend, Ellen Rosen, pretending that she is her older sister, Lise, who died in the early days of the Nazi invasion. The novel was awarded the Newbery Medal in 1990 for its contribution to American literature for children. Genocide, war and death are all explored through the eyes of a young girl. If a film adaptation were to happen, it shouldn’t avoid the very adult themes that the novel addresses.

 

Monument 14

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So, you have 14 kids, a supermarket and a never ending series of natural and biological disasters happening outside. What do you have? It’s Emmy Laybourne’s post-apocalyptic YA novel Monument 14 of course! A tale of survival, Monument 14 follows the surviving children of a collapsed school who have barricaded themselves inside a supermarket as society crumbles around them. Violent, tragic and often depressing, Monument 14 is probably the most mature YA novel you’ll see outside of The Hunger Games. A film would most certainly be pushing the PG-13 rating, but it will be worth to see the roving bands of insane marauders.

 

A Wrinkle in Time

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Published in 1962, Madeline L’Engle’s science fantasy novel follows Meg Murry, an intelligent but troubled young girl, whose government scientist father has vanished after conducting numerous studies on a tesseract, an object that allows travel though different dimensions. Learning that her father’s disappearance may have been caused by the study of this mysterious object, Meg, her brother Charles and friend Calvin, go off on a spacefaring adventure to rescue her father. A Wrinkle in Time received a television film adaptation in 2003, but it failed to capture any of the gravitas of the original novel. If a movie were to be made today, it would most certainly be able to capture L’Engle’s vivid alien worlds.

 

The Westing Game

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Written as a whodunit mystery, Ellen Raskin’s The Westing Game follows 13-year-old Tabitha-Ruth “Turtle” Wexler and fifteen other characters who are called to The Sunset Tower Apartments to hear the last will and testament of multi-millionaire, Samuel W. Westing. Providing each of the guests with $10,000 from his fortune, Westing posthumously asks that they take part in a game that he devised before his death. If they solve the mystery behind his death (or rumored murder), he promises to name the winner as his heir, and his $200,000,000 fortune. Acting like a young adult version of an Agatha Christie Poirot novel, The Westing Game provides a fairly inventive mystery, and enough unique characters to keep readers interested long before the final pages. A film version made for television was released in 1997, but that movie, much like A Wrinkle in Time, has long been forgotten. A theatrical version of the book would be perfect for one of the best mysteries for young readers.

What are your thoughts on the merits of these suggestions? Any YA novels that you think deserve their own films? Let us know in the comments below!
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So, Chrome Troopers Are a Thing Now

Star Wars Episode VII is arguably the most anticipated movie of 2015. It has JJ Abrams directing and features the return of franchise favorites like Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Chewbacca. The production is so secretive, that the littlest bit of information is over analyzed by everyone. Well, in an effort to provide even more unnecessary analysis of leaked images, pictures from the highly anticipated seventh installment in the Star Wars franchise have made their way online.

 

Indie Revolver, which was the first website to leak pictures of the supposed design for Episode VII’s new Storm Trooper helmets, has revealed two pictures featuring the rumored Chrome Troopers.

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Supposedly, these shiny chrome domes aren’t really Imperial Storm Troopers, but private security forces hired by Adam Driver’s character in the film. The rumor is that Driver plays a wealthy aristocrat of sorts, and has an interest in collecting ancient Sith artifacts. The Chrome Troopers are there to protect him from possible threats. Whether the troopers are friendly is still unknown, but it’s obvious that subtlety is not part of their vocabulary.

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Personally, there’s just something about chrome that I don’t like in the Star Wars Universe. Maybe it’s because so much of it featured in the Prequels, and I’ve developed an aversion to it. Plus, it probably doesn’t help that The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones’ Doug Chiang, the man responsible for these designs, has returned as a concept artist for Episode VII.

What do you think of these Chrome Troopers? What are your opinions on the possible plot details surround them and Driver’s character? Let us know in the comments below!
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Inside The Locker: Live From Fantastic Fest

Well ok, it’s not exactly “live” because we recorded it last night, but you get the idea. J.C., Brian, and rapper/friend of the show PHZ-Sicks gathered in the creepiest of The Alamo Drafthouse’s karaoke rooms to record a short awards segment honoring the Cyborgs, Frittatas, Rudys, and Fredos of the last week. Oh, and Brian has a few more things to say about soon-to-be former NFL commisioner Roger Goodell.

Apologies for the brevity of this episode, but we wanted to make sure our loyal army of sports nerds wasn’t shortchanged in the Fantastic Fest madness.

Oh, and check out PHZ-Sicks’ awesome tracks ASAP!

 

 

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The PG-13 Rating for ‘Deadpool’ is Not a Problem

As many of us already know, Tim Miller, the director of 20th Century Fox’s highly anticipated Deadpool film, announced that the Merc with the Mouth’s first solo movie adventure would be PG-13. After hearing the news, the inter-webs were burning with furious anger upon learning that Marvel’s most violent and crass character would supposedly be made to appeal to the widest possible demographics of the PG-13 rating.

 

When learning that a film based off of a mature property will be PG-13, there always seems to be an agreement between fans of the property that the movie is going to be dumbed down for the youngest viewers. However, after much thought, it’s obvious that the PG-13 rating has evolved over time, and has allowed more mature content to be included.

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Most superhero films have garnered PG-13 ratings, and some critics and audiences have argued that some of the most popular comic book films have dipped their toes into the territory of an R-rating. Probably the most violent of superhero movies to earn a PG-13 rating is Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight. For those that don’t know, it’s the film that features a psychopath who dresses up as a clown, and takes pleasure in acts of terrorism and carving Glasgow smiles into people’s faces. You know, the one made for the kids. Yes, The Dark Knight is rated PG-13, and I don’t recall anyone complaining that the movie didn’t have enough violence or pencil murder.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is probably the closest film in tone to Deadpool’s most ridiculous escapades. In Scott Pilgrim’s quest to have a lasting relationship with Ramona Flowers, he fights seven of her evil ex-boyfriends/girlfriends. The violence in Scott Pilgrim is appropriately goofy and extremely creative. Battles with psychic vegans and laser sword fights are only a handful of the movie’s best action scenes. While there is no blood or gore, the fights are able to deliver enough action to entertain an audience. Plus, the film covers sex and pop culture throughout. Both of those subjects are Deadpool’s two favorite things (not including chimichangas of course).

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Even this year’s Guardians of the Galaxy was really pushing the PG-13 it earned. Outside of the foul mouthed talking raccoon, Chris Pratt’s ejaculation joke would have probably been more at home in an R-rated film, yet the joke still managed to make it into the movie. Even Guardians’ action was surprisingly violent. I don’t know about you reader, but a giant tree-man impaling a dozen guys with his arm and smashing them into the wall 10+ times isn’t exactly what you might find in a family film. All of these things made it into the final cut, and were praised by fans and critics alike.

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It has to be said that perhaps Deadpool’s rating will also allow the director, writers and stars of the film to be even more creative and clever in the presentation of Deadpool’s world. As Marvel fans know, Deadpool is famous for breaking the fourth wall. Having the mercenary acknowledge that he’s being censored by 20th Century Fox and the MPAA could definitely generate a few laughs. Hell, having Deadpool realize he can’t say the word “fuck” more than once, or any of his other favorite words could be fairly a fairly entertaining gag throughout the movie. He certainly loves interacting with his floating yellow boxes above his head. I’m sure he’ll develop a pretty good dynamic with the little black box that insists on covering his mouth.

What about you reader? Do you care that Deadpool is rated PG-13? What challenges or opportunities are presented by this rating? Let us know in the comments below!
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My Top 5 Spider-Man Artists

Spider-Man was one of my first, if not my first superhero comic book obsession. Despite all the crappy nonsense the character has been dragged through post-One More Day, the ol’ Web-Head remains my favorite hero to this day. Nobody, not even Mephisto, can take away all the enjoyment this character has brought me. I know one day the powers that be over and Marvel will realize just how badly they’ve messed up and fix it so I can go back to enjoying the best hero in comics in his own book again.

 

Until then, as I said, I only have my memories and all the great stories of old to revisit. Without a doubt, part of what has made Spidey so great is the long list of talented artists who brought Peter’s adventures to life. So in honor of them, I decided I’d count down the best of the best. Now this is my personal list, I’m not arguing whose the biggest name or the most influential. This is just a simple list of the five artists above all else whose version of Spidey comes to mind when I think of him and whose work on the character most excites me. As such, just because an artist is a big name like Steve Ditko or Todd McFarlane doesn’t mean they make the cut. This isn’t about sales figures, historical significance, or popular opinion. It’s about my love and nostalgia for the character and the artists who painted that vision in my head. So let’s swing into my mind and see who we find!

 

5. Mark Bagley

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The first Spider-Man comics I ever bought were Mark Bagley’s comics. Without him, who knows when or if I would have started reading Spider-Man. His covers seemed so dynamic and expressive that I just had to know what was going on inside. Looking back, Bagley’s run on a Spider-book came right after Erik Larsen left and his earliest work pretty much aped McFarlane and Larsen. By the time I got to him, he had started to forge his own identity with the character.

Unfortunately, The Clone Saga was upon us and Bagley was right in the middle of it. I quickly became tired of the disaster that this event was. With no bright spot of the Marvel U to retreat to, I became so disillusioned with the House of Ideas that I quit them for two years straight, losing track of Bagley in the process.

I didn’t hear much from Bagley for years until he finally hit it big teaming up with Brian Bendis for their hit run on Ultimate Spider-Man. This was a more free and sure of himself Bagley who got to cut loose and show what he could do. I dare anybody, Bagley fan or not, to look at all the work he did on that book and not be impressed.

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Bagley’s work outside of Spidey has been hit or miss with me. It never has been bad, but I never see the level of inventiveness and passion like he showed with Spider-Man. This has led to some rather bland art at points. Sadly, I don’t think Bagley will ever return to do another long run with the Web-Head, but a boy can dream, can’t he?!

 

4. John Romita Sr.

59-1While Ditko may have the man to first put pen to paper and bring us the Spider-Man we all know and love, it was his successor, John Romita Sr. that wrote the book on how Spidey was done. His version of Peter Parker’s world was (and is) so iconic that it took until the late 80s/early 90s for artists to start breaking away from it.

While Sr.’s art may not have all the crazy poses or wild panel layouts modern Spidey fans are used to, there is an undeniable ease of flow to his layouts. You always know what’s happening and where everybody is in relation to each other. Moreso than anyone I’ve ever seen, Jazzy Johnny knew how to stage even the simplest of poses to make them feel dynamic and exciting.

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Romita Sr. is the man who got to draw the world’s greatest comics reveal ever as Peter Parker and the audience were first fully introduced to my favorite female character of all time, Mary Jane (see above). Sr. also co-created and to this day draws the quintessential Kingpin. Even if you took away everything else the man accomplished with Spider-Man, those two points alone would be enough for him to make this list.

 

3. Humberto Ramos

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This is going to be the most divisive choice on this list as  comics fans tend to be either love or loathe Humberto Ramos’ art. Count me in the love camp. The interesting thing is that what seems to drive those who don’t like his work crazy are the very things that draw me to it. The proportions and anatomy of Ramos characters are very rarely realistic and often shift wildly from panel to panel. His drawings have more in common with Gumby or a Stretch Armstrong Doll than any real person walking this Earth.

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What many people don’t seems to realize is that every squash and stretch is planned and intentional. Ramos bends the rules for all they are worth to try and deliver the coolest and unique shots and angles he can manage from panel to panel. Spidey allows him to push himself in ways no other super-hero could. Ramos’s characters are bold and expressive and always have a sense of motion to them, making him one of the beat visual storytellers in the industry today. Whenever I see Ramos’s work, I just get an overwhelming sense of fun. I feel like the artist had the time of his life making these pages, so why not jump in and enjoy the ride with him? It saddens me that I haven’t been able to enjoy Ramos’ most recent work with the wall-crawler due to the comic, y’know sucking since OMD, but Ramos has a lot of years left in him. I suspect I’ll once again be able to enjoy his work  on ol’ Webs one day in the future.

 

2. Mike Wieringo

017Mike Wieringo is the very reason I wanted to do this list in the first place. In the years since his tragic death at 44, not many people are really remember how insanely talented and important ‘Ringo was in the industry. People who go on these days about how much Mark Waid and artist Chris Samnee are in sync on Daredevil need to check out just how powerful it was when the twin Ws of Waid and Wieringo got together for runs on both The Flash and years later on Fantastic Four.

Getting Back to Spidey, ‘Ringo’s art was, well just look at it, it’s gorgeous.

tumblr_m8oc28SA1e1qapz3uo4_1280What made him so great was that he able to capture that classic feel of Romita Sr. while injecting modern elements into it to make something distinctly his own. He knew how to make Peter/Spidey look both cool and dramatic and yet still somehow dorky in a way that I’ve never seen any artist manage to do since. Wieringo not only got it, he excelled at it; why they never gave him a run on the main book is simply beyond me.

One of the local movie theaters in my area has a large cardboard cutout of a Wieringo Spider-Man. Every time I see it I hope that everyone else enjoys seeing it as much as I do.

 

1. John Romita Jr.

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A lot of my appreciation stems from how JRJR draws New York, both on the ground and swinging from the rooftops. Truth be told, I’ve never made it to NYC, but Romita Jr.’s artwork makes me feel like I have. I believe his New York, which makes it all the easier to believe his Peter Parker living in it.

spider-man-romita-jrJRJR is a guy who keeps tweaking and refining his skill so that each time he shows new depth and complexity. Every issue he does is fresh and cool and leaves me wanting more. While Romita Sr. was the first to set the standard on how Spidey should be done, his son now carries that same torch for the modern era.

You can currently see JRJR’s killing it over at DC on Superman, but I have no doubt he will return to Marvel and Spider-Man soon enough. Thankfully for his fans, he’s too much of a professional and a workaholic not to.

So those are my picks. Love ’em? Hate ’em? Let us know in th comments below along with your favorite Spider-Man artists!
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Somebody Likes It Ep 11 – Dio: “Holy Diver”

RONNIE JAMES DIO. It’s nearly impossible to speak the man’s name in any manner other than in all caps.

And yeah, the Brothers Newsum met with their ally Shane Bartell in Kevin’s un-air-conditioned lair in order to drink flagons of mead (or chalices of American craft beers) and tell tales of their fallen King, Ronnie James Dio, he of the mighty voice and the tiny legs.

Ok, I’m already tired of that schtick. Let’s just say it was only fitting that we discussed “Holy Diver” while sitting in a garage. The humble American garage, where so many Dungeons and Dragons games have been played over the years to a soundtrack of Dio. Not in Kevin’s garage mind you, just in a bunch of other ones.

During the course of the show we discovered Ronnie James Dio had an early career as a Doo-Wop singer. Which is kind of mind-blowing. The music wasn’t half bad, but as it’s so rare, we weren’t able to rustle up any tracks to play on air, so you’ll have to look it up yourself.

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NEXT WEEK: Ty Segall stops putting out records long enough for us to discuss his latest “Manipulator”. Knowing his track record he might have already put something new out by the time you read this.

See you next week!

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Digital Noise Episode 61: The Cat/Matt Chat

Due to the non-stop nature of Fantastic Fest we stepped away this week from our regular programming you expect on Digital Noise. Instead, the show is split into two halves: first you get the lovely Catherine Burke O’Malley who joins Chris to talk about a few CW tv show seasons.

Next, Matt Frank joins Chris to discuss the latest round of Godzilla (and related Kaiju) films that have gotten Blu-ray releases, and even Chris has to admit some of these…pretty darn fun.

Next week we return to our standard format but we hope you enjoy our specialty episode!

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