Chameleons of Cinema

Artistry in transformative make-up doesn’t just refer to the talent of the person applying it. Successful portrayal of a character and use of good make-up effects also relies on the film’s director of photography and in the actor. The actor, who must work underneath feature-altering prosthetics and pounds of goops and goo, has to be able to emote through the make-up. He or she must carry a performance that just drips with charisma.

 

It’s kind of like a specialty for some actors, to work completely made up and to be damned good at it. So, I thought I’d highlight a few of my personal favorites.

Ron Perlman

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Let me give it up for this beast of a man! Literally, my first feelings of romance came from watching him opposite the beautiful Linda Hamilton in the television drama Beauty and the Beast. He was so good as Vincent, the gentle lion-man who lived in a hidden underground world, that he won a Golden Globe and was nominated for two Emmys. Perlman’s Vincent radiated a fierce protectiveness, wisdom, and endless love for Linda’s headstrong Katherine, and all done under hours of intense make up work. His role in this show launched him into prime time superstardom and allowed him to show off his talent at playing characters with a dark side.

And seriously, did you ever think that you would actually see a living, breathing, walking, talking, kitten-stroking, ass-kicking Hellboy? Did you? Well thanks to Ron Perlman (and Gillermo Del Toro), Hellboy came to gruff and lovably complicated life. And, damn it, if it isn’t fun to watch over and over. He steals every scene, without showing one patch of natural skin. Truly, he’s a great actor in make-up. I also just kind of like how he picks characters that are quirky yet brooding and powerful, like Johner in Alien Resurrection.

Gary Oldman

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I would never describe Gary Oldman as a heart throb actor. He looks like a typical gentleman, but let’s face it, he’s no Brad Pitt. Yet, in Frances Ford Coppola’s Dracula, Oldman had my loins a-fluttering. The entire movie is drenched in gothic eroticism and Oldman doesn’t skip a beat. He lets loose a volcanic explosion of ferocity and passion that blows the mind and holds up to contemporary viewings. His portrayal of the ancient blood-sucker is terrifying and unfettered, despite being covered in tons of make-up and wigs for the entire movie. It’s rumored that Oldman depicted 12 completely different physical manifestations of the character. How he did not get an Oscar nod, I’ll never know. And let’s not overlook the glorious Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from Fifth Element, or his Mason Verger in Hannibal, or his Ludwig Van Beethoven in Immortal Beloved. He is truly one of the greats, no matter how much make-up he’s wearing.

Robert Englund

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The first Nightmare on Elm Street, was scary as all get out, and the sequels are campy poo. But I watched them all for Freddy Krueger because talent doesn’t always have to be drenched with gravitas. And in my opinion, Englund has got some talent and it shines through his sardonic Freddy. He’s just so FUN to watch! Englund plays the tar out of the psychopathic sandman with snarky abandon and I never get tired of it. Jackie Earle Haley is another bad-ass actor, but his Freddy didn’t have that sparkle. In fact, I felt like I kind of betrayed a precious childhood love after watching the 2010 remake. I swear I’ll never make that mistake again.

Robert Englund is now a predominant character actor with small cameo-like roles, a phenomenon typical to those whose career gets pigeon-holed as a wildly popular icon. Even in these smaller gigs, he’s great.

Johnny Depp

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Yeah, yeah, he’s fun as Captain Jack Sparrow, I mean really great. But child’s play aside, this man loves self-transformation, and goes for throat with stellar performances. His work in The Libertine as John Wilmot, required that his face move from achingly handsome to grotesquely syphilitic, while balancing a complex and rich character. And, his most recent “undercover” role as Guy Lapointe in Kevin Smith’s controversial Tusk, is absolutely fabulous. His Sweeny Todd is marvelous, intense, and gothic! And it’s important that we never forget his fabulous role as one of my holy trinity of characters sporting blades on their hands, as Edward Scissorhands. (The other two are the aforementioned Freddy Krueger, and of course, Wolverine.) In Tim Burton’s fantastic bittersweet story, Johnny Depp defines whimsy and romance with the tragically put-together Edward. I dare you to watch this contemporary classic without tearing up and giving our boy Johnny some mad props.

Anjelica Houston

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This fabulous dame with an outstanding career has played two of my favorite make-up laden characters, the most endearing being Morticia Addams. With the help of her naturally statuesque features, she simmers under layers and layers of white foundation, black eye-shadow, and a figure-hugging, leg-binding dress. The original Morticia had a cherubic and delicate face, but Anjelica’s version oozes with sensuality and an understated, perversity that seldom is seen in a family-oriented movie. She balances psychopathic, S&M nymphomania, with true family values and diligent parenting skills. She’s a Freudian nightmare worthy of a Home & Garden magazine cover. I ask you, how many actresses can pull that kind of shit off? FYI: she was nominated for Golden Globes for both Addams Family movies.

I just adore Anjelica in The Witches, as the Grand High Witch. Talk about evil personified. I was just chatting about this childhood gem of a film with my sister. We were nuts about her in this movie and with good reason. Her nuance and body language through this film is exceptional, regardless of how hideous her face becomes.

Don’t forget, Anjelica played the evil Supreme Leader in Disney’s 3D Captain Eo opposite Michael Jackson. Good stuff, yo!

I’d love to ask readers out there to list a few of their favorite make-up heavy actors in the comments! I’m always curious whose altered face has been seared into your memory!

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The ScreamCast: Death By Antler: The Killer Santa Round-up

This week we discuss the most notorious Killer Santa flick of them all: Silent Night, Deadly Night! We have words for Anchor Bay regarding their lackluster, lazy blu-ray release and we round-up all the remaining Killer Santa movies worth checking out.

The Flick:

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Director: Charles E. Sellier Jr.
Written By: Paul Caimi (story), Michael Hickey
Starring: Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero

Protesters tried to stop it. Community leaders tried to suppress it. The P.T.A. fought to ban it. Critics tried to bury it. Now one of the most controversial slasher films of all time is back! Restored from original vault materials, chock full of gratuitous nudity and grisly violence, then stuffed with jolly extras for the absolute ultimate in Season’s Bleedings!

Silent Night, Deadly Night is the heartwarming story of little Billy Chapman who was traumatized by his parents’ Christmas Eve rape and murder, then brutalized by sadistic orphanage nuns. But when a grown-up Billy is forced to dress as jolly St. Nick, he goes on a yuletide rampage to ‘punish the naughty.’ Santa Claus is coming to town…and this time he’s got an axe! Robert Brian Wilson and Linnea Quigley star in this jawdropping horror hit that a nation of angry mothers still cannot stop! (Anchor Bay)
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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’

Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Hobbit, somewhat uncomfortably stretched out into three movies, reaches its conclusion with The Battle of The Five Armies and to honor that, the Unusual Suspects arrived as the sixth army to tackle it. Your lieutenants for this lengthy war are: Diva, Chris, Elliott, JC, Michael and Ed.

Do not speak to us of epic fantasy reviews from other websites. Oneofus.net is the one site to rule them all!!

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Sony’s Last Hunt

Anyone who has been following the widespread email leaks from Sony and a number of other studios is well aware of the possible futures of some well-known cinematic properties. Everything from an X-Men/Fantastic Four crossover movie to an animated Spider-Man film directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller has been circulating online. None of the information has been confirmed or denied from the studios, but the leaks do warrant a fair amount of speculation.

 

Although writing about the possible interactions between the X-Men and Fantastic Four’s internet-troll version of Dr. Doom would certainly prove exciting, one of the more interesting bits of news to leak this past weekend was the internal discussion among the Sony hierarchy about a possible adaptation of “Kraven’s Last Hunt.”

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“Slain by the Hunter.”

Considered by many to be one of the greatest Spider-Man stories ever written, “Kraven’s Last Hunt” tells the twisted tale of Kraven the Hunter and his defeat of “the arachnid.” After shooting Spider-Man repeatedly, Kraven buries his body and dons a copy of the wall-crawler’s black costume. Seeking to prove himself the superior “hunter,” Kraven captures the villain Vermin (an enemy Spider-Man was unable to defeat), who at that time had been preying on the many citizens of New York City. The final outcome of the book is both dark and disturbing in its depiction of Kraven’s mental state and obsession with Spider-Man. According to J.M. DeMatteis, the author of the comic, the book was said to be partially inspired by Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns and English poet William Blake’s Tyger.

One thing is certain; there is no doubt that an adaptation of this book would result in a huge tonal shift from the Spider-Man films that have been previously released. This is a story just as much about a mentally unhinged enemy’s greatest obsession as it is about Peter Parker and Mary Jane’s strained relationship and marriage. Those are the two central plots of the book, and even though alterations are always inevitable in regard to cinematic adaptations of works, neither of those two things should be ignored nor changed.

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“Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.”

Sony Producer Jeff Robinov, one of the many victims of the widespread email hacking, is a proponent of adapting “Kraven’s Last Hunt” and spoke quite eloquently on the subject in one of the recently leaked emails. Usually, I would simply post the quote for all to read, but Sony’s recent threats of legal action against any publications printing of “original material” from the leaked e-mails has left me a little apprehensive. So, I will do my best to summarize Robinov’s quote.

According to Robinov, he believes “Kraven’s Last Hunt” has resonated with readers for decades because the story proves wearing a costume does not make a person a hero. He goes on to say that Peter Parker is “sensitive, passionate and connected” to those he interacts with on a daily basis as Peter and his superhero alter-ego. Peter’s powers are not what make him special, but are just a single part of what makes him who he is. Robinov says that it is Spidey’s personality, morality, lessons from Uncle Ben and love of his wife that make him such an interesting character. He finishes saying that “Kraven’s Last Hunt” is both “intense” and deals with very adult themes.

Robinov also seems to be taking the widespread criticisms The Amazing Spider-Man 2 received to heart, believing that it is time to present an adult version of the character, dealing with not only being Spider-Man, but also the responsibilities of being a husband and teacher.

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“No. Just, no.”

As many avid comic readers know, Spider-Man was married to Mary Jane for years and worked at his former high school as a science teacher. However, due to the events of the universally reviled “One More Day” storyline, Peter made a deal with the devil to save the life of Aunt May. The devil, aka Mephisto, agrees to save her life on the condition that he gets to erase the existence of Peter and Mary Jane’s marriage and 30+ years of select Spider-Man continuity.  It’s funny that Marvel Comics seems to be so adamant about keeping Spider-Man a teenager, even with a demand from both readers and executives like Robinov to see the character change and grow as a person.

Of course, none of these rumored plans could come to fruition. Perhaps, Sony will go ahead with their Sinister Six, Venom and Spider-Women movies, or maybe Sony will go back to the negotiation table with Marvel Studios over film rights and distribution. At this point, nothing is set in stone and only one thing is perfectly clear. Sony has no fucking clue what they’re doing with Marvel’s most beloved and cherished character, and that is both a scary and sad realization.

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“I will never hunt again.”

What about you reader? Would you want to see a cinematic adaptation of “Kraven’s Last Hunt?” What do you think of all these recent leaks? Let us know in the comments below!

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Five Quick Fixes for ‘The Flash’

Flash is one of my all time favorite DC characters.  I’ve stated multiple times not only my love for the Flash (Wally West version primarily, but I do have love for both Jay and Barry) but the fact that he was my gateway into the greater DCU. Unfortunately the book has been of varying quality since the end of Geoff Johns historic first run as nobody seems to know how to write the book or its characters anymore.

 

 

So when when they announced this:

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I was not hopeful.

Imagine the smile it brought to my face when the show proved to be pretty good. I was excited to see that a few of my favorite underrated actors had been cast, namely the effortlessly charming Tom Cavanagh and lovely Danielle Panabaker. I hadn’t followed Jesse L. Martin’s career, but I knew he was highly respected and it didn’t take long into the show to see why. None of this would have mattered if they miscast the lead, thankfully Grant Gustin proved to be the perfect fit for Barry Allen. Gustin is able to strike that correct balance dramatic hero and the likable down to earth guy that is central for the character. Barry is a bit of a goof, but he is the type of loveable goof everybody enjoys being around.

So I like the show, but I have my complaints.  A few tiny things in the series make me a little crazy.  Silly little things that wise and rational people would pass off as minor or trivial but as a shameless fanboy end up sticking in my craw. Nitpicks, if you will. Ah, who am I kidding, lets can the preamble so I can get to the petty fan griping!

5. The Bowtie

Barry_Allen_005Yeah, you heard me. This show has a severe lack of bow tie and that needs to be fixed. Barry Allen is known for wearing bow ties, it is one of his best known habits and that fashion choice is something that makes him distinct from every other superhero in mainstream comics. The version of Barry they have in the show is a well dressed geek and a science nerd  low and behold, what are well dressed geeks and science nerds wearing these days, bow ties! Thank you Doctor Who. Look, I’m not saying he has to wear one all the time, or even that often, but would it kill the creators to throw in a bow tie every once and awhile?

 

 

 

 

 

4. Physics?! We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Physics!

20140420094012!Caitlin_SnowOne of the main parts of the show is that they are trying to be all sciencey and junk with Barry and his powers. Makes sense as the Flash has always been about the multiple and unique ways our hero can use his incredible power set to save the day. Here’s the thing though, Barry could never survive the wear and tear of his own powers. Other than his ability to quick heal (which is just another manifestation of his speed) Barry’s body is that of a normal dude and a normal dude would tear himself to pieces doing what Barry does.  Any scientist with even a limited understanding of physics and the biological limits of the human body would know this, yet it has never been brought up in the show.

Fortunately for Barry, comic writer extraordinaire, Mark Waid solved all these problems with the introduction of the extra-dimensional energy known as the Speed Force.   The Speed Force allows any who are tapped into it the ability to bend or break the laws of physics without any negative consequences. It even physically manifests itself as the lightening that pours off Barry’s body when he he runs, another phenomenon that has went by with little to no comment from the team at Star Labs. If these people don’t start asking questions about this stuff we may have to take away their degrees.

 

3. Linda Park? What, What, WHAT?!

tumblr_inline_mi21lp65rS1qz4rgpAs I’ve already said, Wally West is my Flash, and being a long standing Wally fan that I would also be a fan of the love of his life, Linda Park. Their relationship and eventual marriage was such a joy to behold. You really felt the connection and their union truly made Wally and Linda not only better people, but more interesting characters to read about.

Getting back to the TV show, the pilot had Linda appear reporting the news. It stung a little bit as it reminded how much I wish it was Wally on the show then followed by the million and one reasons that wasn’t ever going to happen. I accepted the nod the creators were making and then continued to enjoy the rest of the episode. Then I learned that not only would Linda be back in a recurring role, but as a possible love interest for Barry and I had to take a moment to calm down and breathe properly. I know that Wally doesn’t exist in this continuity, but I can’t help but feel this is creepy and wrong on so many levels. These episode had better be good enough for me to put up with this torment, and that’s all I got to say about that!

 

2. Barry Allen, Jailer?

Iron_Heights_001Of all my complaints on this list, this is the only one that will grow into a major issue the longer the series progress. As it stands right now, whenever a meta-human is captured the Flash and Co. go throw them in their makeshift prison under Star Labs without any trial or due process of law at all. They have a similar thing over on Arrow, but that series is overall grittier and their version of Ollie is different enough from the comics that I can accept that it exists, but it makes no sense over on The Flash.

First of all, both Barry and Joe are members of the Central City Police Dept. It is their job to uphold the the law and protect the rights of citizens, neither of which you can do while running a secret underground prison. Secondly, are a few scientists really able to securely and humanely house multiple prisoners? Most likely not. What about rehabilitation or chance of parole? Are we to deny meta-humans those options and how then are we not being discriminatory? This show isn’t deep or dark enough to tread into that water so they need to fix this while it is still a nitpick instead of a full blown thing. Iron Heights Penitentiary has already been mentioned on the show and is where they send the super-powered baddies  from Central and Keystone in the comics. They need to get that place up to snuff and get those prisoners over there ASAP!

 

1. That Damn Chin-Strap!

the-flash-grant-gustinI hate this damn thing. I loathe its existence. This abomination was introduced with the “New 52” redesigns for the Flash’s iconic costume. A costume that had been tweaked and refined over the years by some of the best artists in the business to damn near perfection, only to be wrecked by the addition of this useless ugly add-on.  I guess since they couldn’t get away with putting a silly collar on the costume like they did with most of the other heroes in the DCU they had to come up with some other way to screw the costume up. I hate it in the comics, I hate it on the show, I hate the damn thing PERIOD. Rip it off, tear it up, and never do it again.

 

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Highly Suspect Reviews: Top Five

Ed and Chris strap in for the latest Chris Rock “comedy” vehicle, only to find out…hey, this ain’t half bad!

Clearly taking a sharp turn away from his commercial studio efforts of the past, Top Five, with Rock writing, directing, and playing a lead role that’s barely distanced from himself, surprised the heck out of our erstwhile critics.

How? Check out this Highly Suspect Review and find out.

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Inside The Locker: Getting The Browns to the Super Bowl

During this holiday season, the denizens of that magical gymnasium tardis discuss the college football playoff rankings, the three Heismen, and who might best JJ Watt for the MVP; delivering the headlines in a rather festive manner.


We are also visited once again by our Corner Man Vincent Smith to hear about a UFC fighter who proves the Wargames maxim, “the only way to win is not to play.” Add in a rather bitter awards segment and you’ve got one roaring Yule log (Yule log being one of several poop jokes made this week) of a great show!


Enjoy, sports nerds!

 

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Digital Noise Episode 72: Terrible Impressions, Great Blu-Rays

Some weeks may not have a lot of actual releases, but the intrepid Digital Noise team has a lot to say about them. This is one of those weeks, as Richard and Chris go into depth about releases like the new Stanley Kubrick Masterwork Collection, The Legend of Korra Book 3, Star Trek: TNG Season 7, Mr Smith Goes to Washington…hell, we’re all over the place, but in general, a week full of high quality stuff to watch. We seriously didn’t hate ANYTHING this week, and we deserve some sort of special award or something for that.


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World of UScast: Dystopian Present Ep 1: Occupylypto

In this first episode from the city that inspired Blade Runner and Mortal Kombat, Hong Kong’s Dystopian Presenters discuss the last dregs of the urban campout/pro-democracy movement, the prospects of a Rocket Raccoon-Jiminy Cricket crossover series, and fairly charitable meta-reviews of Interstellar and Rise of the Legend!

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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘Exodus’


Finally! Ridley Scott has brought to the screen the unheralded story ripped from the Banksy Bible. The heroic tale of how one revolutionary street artist led his people from bondage across the…


What?


It’s not Exodus Through the Gift Shop?


It’s the Moses story again?


Well, at any rate, Exodus is the latest high-spectacle epic from Scott featuring a white guy as the Pharaoh of Egypt and the legendary Jewish hero played by a guy named Christian. The Unusual Suspects gather to wax biblical about this new Old Testament adventure.  Brian, Chris, and Diva del Mar discuss what they liked about Exodus, and the problems that plague it.


You may not like the film, but you should passover this review!

 

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