Announced via the Nerdist, Marvel Comics has stated that they will kill Deadpool, known lovingly as the Merc With the Mouth, in Deadpool #250, thus ending the series. The second major character to be killed off recently, the first being Wolverine, Marvel is billing the issue as a grand finale for the character and its creative team, Brian Posehn, Gerry Dugan and Tony Moore.
The story is supposed to follow Deadpool’s final battle against the terrorist organization known as ULTIMATIUM. The organization has tangled with the chimichanga loving mercenary for months, building towards a bloody confrontation. The issue will feature previous Deadpool writers including Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, Mike Drucker, Nick Giovanetti, Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas. Sadly Rick Remember, who many regard as one of the best writers of the character, will not be participating in the send-off to Deadpool.
“Whatever happens, remember to protect me!”
In an interview with the Nerdist, Duggan explained what he and Posehn are looking to achieve for their final issue.
“In all honesty, the story that you’re going to get in Deadpool #250, is a story that we really have been building to since the first issue of Deadpool NOW,” said Duggan. “And it will absolutely feel – it will feel, I hope, readers will think that this is an appropriate end for this Deadpool.”
Originally a mercenary known only as Wade Wilson, Deadpool was a former test subject of the Weapon X Program, the same program that gave Wolverine his adamantium skeleton. While Wilson gained an extremely advanced version of Logan’s healing ability, the experiment left him horribly disfigured and insane. Deadpool’s powers and personality make him one of Marvel’s most violent and funniest characters. Deadpool is a former member of the Wolverine-led X-Force, and has more recently been seen fighting side-by-side Marvel’s most popular heroes. He’s perhaps best known for breaking the fourth wall, talking directly with the reader.
“Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.”
Much like the “Death of Wolverine” storyline, Marvel’s choice to kill the sass talking mercenary reeks of backroom politics. Many are aware that 20th Century Fox, not Marvel Studios, owns the film rights to Deadpool. With the Deadpool film set to be released February 2016, it’s obvious that Marvel is attempting to undercut anticipation for the movie, even if that means canceling a book and losing (at least for now) yet another beloved character.
At the end of the day, fans would love it if Marvel Studios could have every character under its roof, but the reality of that ever happening is extremely unlikely. By punishing Fox, Marvel is hurting both its readers and writers. This move by Marvel will only increase the level of animosity between all parties, making it even more difficult for everyone in between, especially the fans.
What about you reader? Does the “death” of Deadpool interest you at all? Is this an attempt to get back at Fox? Let us know in the comments below.
After a brief hiatus, the boys from that smelly gym vestibule retire 2014 and kickoff The Future! Or at least, The Future according to Back to the Future 2…so you know, 2015! We weigh in on some of the bigger sports headlines of the last couple of weeks, react to the college football playoffs thus far, and remember the late great Stuart Scott.
We also get a visit from our Corner Man who helps us select the best fights of 2014, the winners of our ITL Fantasy Football leagues are announced, we open amazing gifts from a generous fan on the air, and Brian quizzes the other guys on their knowledge of college bowl game sponsors.
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Reports from the End of the Occupy movement, reviews of Arrow and the Flash (which somehow manages to reference Bea Arthur way more than you’d think possible), a meditation on why you MUST play Dragon Age 3 if you are a new parent, and highlights from our Annual James Caan Biathlon!
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How Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. hasn’t already had his life immortalized in a feature film is hard to fathom. Thankfully, director Ava DuVernay brings to the screen a very specific chapter in the life of one of history’s greatest men.
Selma takes place during King’s 1965 campaign for equal voting rights and his march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama. The Unusual Suspects gather to lend their thoughts on the film, as well as on David Oyelowo’s performance as Dr. King. Spoiler alert: David Oyelowo turns in a fantastic performance as Dr. King. J.C., Brian, Elliott, Chris, and Beau appear on this Highly Suspect Review for one highly important piece of social cinema.
Happy new year everybody and welcome back to Big Finishing Move! For those unfamiliar with what we do here, this is the little section of One Of Us where I get to look at the output of audio drama powerhouse Big Finish and tell you if I think it is great or utter garbage. In the past we focused entirely on their work with the Doctor Who franchise, but this year I’d like to also look at some of the original spin-off series they’ve done as well.
We’re back to our regular schedule, which means you can expect one to two reviews from me a month. I’m rather proud of this series and I want to make 2015 an even bigger and better year and I hope you will come along with me.
Stepping back into things, it is about time I look at the second entry of the most recent trilogy of Seventh Doctor stories. After the events of Revenge of the Swarm our merry band has decided to hit up ancient Athens to have some fun and catch a play or two. What adventures await them there?! Let’s find out!
TARDIS Team: The Seventh Doctor, Ace, and Hector Thomas
While tragedy may be the word in the title, this sucker is firmly filed under the comedy side of the equation. Oh it has its darker moments, but they don’t last and none of them have any lasting punch. It fully embraces its lighter nature and the nature of plays of the time itself, with a hero, a villain, and Ace of all things as the Greek chorus.
One of the more interesting choices taken here is the idea that all of Athens is so used to being visited by aliens and time travelers that it has become commonplace. Usually the TARDIS crew lies or is otherwise nebulous when asked where they come from, here you can feel the Athenians roll their eyes as they pretty much say to all the travelers “look, could you just say your from space and be done with it?!”.
This installment also continues the trend of messing with Hector “don’t call me Hex” Thomas’s mind. third straight entry that seen forces screwing with his head, this keeps up and Hector will be staring off into space while drooling into a cup before long.
One of the parts that doesn’t work for me is Ace’s line through the story which is all about female empowerment. Please don’t misunderstand me, I’m not against female empowerment stories and I don’t think women are in any way lesser then men, but it does bug me how contrived these stories often are. Ace goes out spoiling for a fight due to the poor treatment of her gender in the time period. You’d think this version of Ace, one that has been traveling with the Doctor for untold years at this point would be a little more savvy about things like this and their inability to change something like that in Earth’s timeline, but she has always been proud to be a women and has a fiery temper when pushed so I can go along with it. Where you start to lose me is when she is captured and only exiled. The villain had just captured and tortured an alien for his own ends and knows Ace is a traveler as well and sees her as little more than property, and all she gets is booted out of Athens?! She then barely has time to deal with the harsh reality of being outside the city walls when she runs into an all female group of Spartans marching on Athens to attack it who accept her and take her on as one of their own. Look, I get why they didn’t push things with this plotline too far in what is supposed to be a lighthearted romp, but I there is a real dark, tragic, beautiful, and ultimately way more empowering story that could be done with this plot thread alone.
Normally this is the part where I point out out either positively or negatively the actors’ performances as well as the overall sound design, but nobody turned anything either good or terrible enough to merit special comment. Nothing is lazily done, but nothing passes the level of “competent” either.
Bottom line is Mask of Tragedy is okay for what it is. If you are really into the main storyline or are really in the mood for something more akin to early Seventh Doctor stories before the dark turn than this is a must have, for anybody else this is an enjoyable yet entirely skippable outing.
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Well, another year has passed, and the Digital Noise crew is here to narrow down the best home release titles of 2014. Brian, Chris, AND Richard (that’s right, all three in the same room) have gathered to offer their picks for the top Blu-rays and DVDs of the year.
It’s like a walk down memory lane…or pressing rewind on a really big remote control. Either way we think you’ll enjoy listening. And remember, if you didn’t snag these titles for yourself the first time around, please use our amazon links to purchase them now! Thanks!
2014 has come and gone, with many a list coming in it’s wake. As I did last year though, instead of the average “Top 10 Movies” list, I elected to spotlight a few individual noteworthy moments and discuss them in depth. As with before, “noteworthy” doesn’t necessarily mean all of these scenes are worth praise or will receive any. These are merely moments I thought were worth spotlighting, whether for a good or bad reason. Plus, these are only the opinions of the author listed and not of OneOfUs as a whole. They will also be littered with SPOILERS and the list isn’t nearly as comprehensive as I’d like it to be, even with four more moments than usual. With all that said, here we go with the list.
The Babadook: The Bad Book
Man, kids get all the cool pop up books these days.
2014 wasn’t a strong year for horror films, with more Annabelles and Devil’s Dues than one can honestly muster sitting through. The most noteworthy examples of the genre came from overseas, particularly with the Australian psychological horror of The Babadook. Accurate to it’s anagrammed name, the titular character comes from the phrase “a bad book” which is how the entity is introduced to Essie Davis in storybook form. She later picks the book back up after it reappears at her door and reads it further, only to find a haunting harbinger of doom for her family inside. It’s the defining moment of the film visually, showcasing the cartoonish but still sickly off putting illustrations of the book that end up feeding into the more disturbing imagery and plot machinations of the third act. It’s the point where the supernatural elements come to fruition, while at the same time keeping the lines of reality blurred in order to keep the audience on it’s toes, like any great horror should.
Guardians of the Galaxy: Come And Get Your Love
Hey Ant-Man marketing team; Guardians did the small hero perspective bit first.
Trying to follow up a very weighty dramatic scene of a boy being abducted by aliens after his mother suddenly dies from cancer with a scene that sets up the lighthearted offbeat comedic sensibilities of the film overall is really hard to pull off. Luckily, James Gunn did it in spades with the opening title sequence of this summer’s beloved blockbuster hit Guardians of the Galaxy. Perhaps it helps to have a talent as charismatically inclined as Chris Pratt on camera to sell the care free goofiness of Peter Quill, but the use of Redbone’s “Come And Get Your Love” and the swooping camera shots as Star Lord lip syncs to the classic 70s tune. It perfectly sets the audience up for the off kilter tone of the piece while endearing them to Peter even more after the tragic events of his past. Plus, that title shot is just damn brilliant, showcasing our hero as a small part of an even grander universe far before we even reveal his station in life.
Maleficent: The Forehead Kiss of… Love?
It’s like Frozen… only without any of the resonance.
In a year of many a corporate mandated revamp of older material, Maleficent is one of the more transparently cheap examples. Taking one of the more recognizable villain characters in Disney history and giving them a more sympathetic spin is one thing. Then again, taking said character and applying the most flimsy uncreative attempts at character development to her that completely negates anything that represents the history of that character is another. Case in point, the moment where Maleficent becomes a hero and brings Aurora back with a kiss that not even our story’s Prince could accomplish. Not a tragic protagonist who creates her own fate or even an anti-hero with complex moral actions. Instead, she’s just a hero who wants the titular protagonist to live rather than live up to the evil nature of the character that people enjoyed about the character. It’s a real shame when you realize that the 90s live action adaptation of 101 Dalmatians looks like less of a lame retread by comparison. At least Glenn Close’s version of the character tried to kill puppies at the end of the day. Maleficent can’t even live up to her relative namesake. Instead, she falls completely in surrogate mother love with this girl and gives her the totally undeserved twist on “true love’s kiss”, especially when the relationship between the two of them really meant nothing at the end of the day.
Dear White People: The Halloween Party
“Is… is that you on Walking Dead?”
Dear White People is hysterical, rich in character and filled with charming performances… but it’s far more than that. Dear White People is a political cartoon of the time we live in; slightly exaggerated, but more sharp and biting than most any current exploration of race relations from multiple perspectives. In fact, despite it’s seemingly pointed title, the film is actually targets multiple races that feed into stereotypes and sell out their culture. All of this reaches its boiling point during the climax, where a white fraternity on the campus of the prestigious predominantly white Winchester University holds a blackface themed party that raises the eyebrows of the school’s entire minority population. It’s a scene that showcases the ignorance of our generation, with offensively awful costumes disguised as jokes and ugly stereotypes celebrated as virtues to live up to. The confrontation is more than a mere Animal House style college party gone wrong; it’s the kind of rebellion that means something more grounded and important in terms of cultural appropriation & fighting back against it, but in a way that still feels appropriate for the characters, such as when Tyler James Williams free-style rap or when Sam gets the monumentally important pieces of footage for her project. It manages to tell a lesson that should be preached to all in a package that doesn’t lose the narrative. Perhaps Spike Lee and Oliver Stone should watch this one carefully.
The Lego Movie: Basement Father/Son Talk
And at that moment, Will realized the son character had made a more engaging story than his last three comedic vehicles.
The Lego Movie was a surprise for many obvious reasons, mainly that it was as charming, clever and gorgeous as it ultimately was. Yet, perhaps the most surprising individual moment is the sudden turn from gorgeous stop-motion-esque CG animation to live action as Will Ferrell (the voice of our main villain Lord Business) finds his young son playing with his LEGO models. It’s a shock one needs a bit to get over, but is made all sorts of worth it when Ferrell discovers the creative scenarios of the film are his son’s own creation and that he shouldn’t stifle his creative mind. In this very zany and irreverent comedy, it’s a poignant and beautiful moment between father & son that works both as a parallel to the main conflict resolution of Business and Emmett, but also as a deeper look into the idea of imagination and how it can connect those of different generations. Who knew a movie where Batman sings about his darkness in heavy metal style could be so layered?
A Million Ways to Die in the West: Neil Patrick Harris Relieves Himself
“Oh man. I have to host the Oscars after this. Jack Nicholson’s just gonna shake his head the whole time.”
In a year with it’s fair share of disappointments, Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West hit hardest for me because I had recently gained a bit of hope for MacFarlane. After the surprisingly fun and investing Ted, I was hopeful that MacFarlane’s follow up set in the Old West would be another enjoyable ride that would distract from the ever increasing disdain for Family Guy. Instead, we got another mess of mean spirited hollow dreck from MacFarlane that had all the lack of story, unbelievably flat characters and horrendously one note jokes that last far too long of a Family Guy episode for feature length. Case in point, the scene where Neil Patrick Harris attempts to face off against MacFarlane in a duel, but-due to his drink being spiked the night before-he experiences dysentery and is forced to relieve himself in one of the dual bystanders’ hats for a solid minute long shit joke. A joke that signifies MacFarlane’s true lack of comedic timing and wit that doesn’t even have the decency to end at the appropriate time, which Seth mostly managed to avoid in Ted. It’s this laboriously tedious extended bad joke that never ends… much like the film itself with it’s bloated 116 minute running time.
Whiplash; Andrew’s Solo
Peter Parker used to play a mean tambourine before he was in this band.
Who knew that jazz drumming could be this intense? With Whiplash, even the rehearsal sessions are treated as life and death situations, everything riding on the perfect synrinisticy of every single element coming together without an ounce of imperfection. All of this culminates in the climactic scene, where recently disenfranchised rookie drummer Miles Teller performs in front of the JVC festival concert conducted by his recently excised teacher and tormentor JK Simmons. It’s a once friendly opportunity turned volatile race for his future as Teller pulls out every single stop to impress the very prestigious crowd for the sake of his future as a musician while the odds are stacked against him by Simmons, who is either a vengeful prick trying to ruin Teller’s chances at succeeding or a brilliant teacher trying to push a pupil with clear talent to his full potential. It’s that ambiguous tightrope that gives this climax more life or death stakes than most of the “world ending” climaxes from 2014’s summer blockbusters. So much time has been invested in seeing Miles Teller put literal blood, sweat and tears into his drumming, which gives the fast paced intensity of the editing and the visual asides from both Teller and Simmons far more heart pounding than they have any right to be, but perfectly in tone with the immersive intensity of both the gorgeous piece of jazz music Teller is beating the hell out of and the character dynamics of the entire film overall.
The Raid 2: The Car Chase
Family car rides are the worst.
For all it’s belabored plot issues and bloated running time, The Raid 2 is still one of the bigger cinematic achievements of the year. Every action scene is filled with more snapping limbs and gory deaths than any martial arts film of the last several years could ever conceive of. Probably the most innovative examples is the grand scale car chase fight scene, in which our hero is fights his captors in the car while his buddy chases after him. It’s not uncommon to see a dueling action scene, but the kinetic momentum of the choreography and editing for both the inner car fight and the car chase. The ballet of rhythm between the two sequences is violent and quick, but there’s a gorgeous artistry to every hit, every snap and every head crushing under a wheel, particularly with the overhead shot of the car that makes director Gareth Evans rival Alfonso Cuaron’s work on Children of Men with similar car rigs. It’s messy and chaotic piece, but it’s raw energy makes up way more for any of these meager faults. Plus, on a pure visceral level… Did You See How That Car Flipped?!
Winter’s Tale: The Fight Scene
They’re both silently confirming to themselves that they’re better than this.
On the opposite example of fight scenes, the romantic fantasy film Winter’s Tale is perhaps the worst for the entire year. In a film that already has the bizarrities of a flying horse, a love triangle based around thievery & consumption and Will Smith as Satan (no, really), everything culminates in this one gloriously dumb fight scene between Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe that has something to do with the overall plot of angels, demons and Satan or some such. The important thing to note here is that our big end of the second act face off between our main hero and villain involves a group of thugs who refuse to attack despite surrounding our main lead, the magical horse being sent away despite providing a clear escape for our hero and Crowe pulling the finishing move head butt that sends Farrell over a bridge to have amnesia. Now, if you’re confused by any of this, don’t worry; the whole film is this poorly constructed and relies on logic too unsound for cartoons. Yet, that’s what makes this moment and Winter’s Tale in general so notable. It’s a film so lacking in terms of competently wise decisions on any directorial, story or character level that still manages to be engaging only so you can see how much more of a trainwreck this can be, especially with a cast of talents like Farrell, Crowe, Smith, Jennifer Connelly & William Hurt all clearly doing favors for Academy Award winning screenwriter turned first time director Akiva Goldsman. It’s horribly awful glory should be seen by all.
Nightcrawler: The Car Confrontation
Don’t call him Prince of Persia.
Nightcrawler is both a Network and Taxi Driver for our generation; a pitch black satire of news culture that’s also this darkly compelling character study of a determined gentleman with a desire for the American Dream at any cost. That man is Lou Bloom, brilliantly planned with an oozing sleaze and a determination that would be enviable if he wasn’t such a sick twisted bastard by Jake Gyllenhaal. That mixture of unsettling morals and begrudgingly admirable gumption is perfectly illustrated in a scene right before the climax of the film, where Lou is being berated by his partner in crime Rick Garcia for his lack of true people skills and brings up the possibility that his skills have little to do with understanding people so much as disliking them. The way Gyllenhaal delivers this line sends the worst sort of shivers down the spine, collapsing any sort of humanity the character may have had instantaneously as Rick sits back in the same static gaze of horror that anyone would naturally have. It’s the scene that earns Gyllenhaal all the praise on Earth for one of the most effectively disturbing performances of the last decade.
X-Men Days of Future Past: Saving Time In a Bottle
Wish Evan Peters could do this to fix the writing on American Horror Story.
Of course I’d be remiss if I didn’t include this moment on here. Seeing Evan Peters slow time down to a crawl, going faster than the speed of time to mess with the various pentagon pieces of security so he can prevent his new found buddies from perishing while at the same time living up to his anarchist spirit is damn fun and probably the best sequence in any X-Men movie. Set to the perfect period song by Jim Croce, filled with immersive visual details and lead by the charismatic subtlety of Evan Peters, this scene is one of the few to really take advantage of this specific superpower in a superhero film, giving both Avengers: Age of Ultron and any DC adaptation with The Flash something to live up to. It does also present some potential issues to work out for X-Men: Apocalypse in terms of Quicksilver being able to resolve so much, but keeping the minor at his home is good enough an excuse as any for the time being. Let’s Ezra Miller pull off something this damn charming, DC!
Tusk: The Introduction of Guy Lapointe
Steve Martin was a better bumbling detective than you.
Tusk represents an important moment in the career of writer/director/podcast Kevin Smith. It marks the point where he officially stopped caring about making a film with any sort of real mainstream appeal and doing what he wants to do as a filmmaker. That’s all well and good… but the results were far more unpleasant than anyone could have anticipated. In the middle of this rambling and incoherent story of an ego driven podcaster (Justin Long) at the mercy of a crazed hermit (Michael Parks) that feels like it was written by someone who smokes marijuana frequently (an accurate description of Smith that he wears with a badge of honor), Johnny Depp shows up for an extended- and BOY do I mean extended-cameo as a French Canadian detective named Guy LaPointe who is sent in to retrieve our unbelievably unlikable hero. Decked out in his usual array of bizarre make-up, goofy mannerisms and over the top accent, Depp’s presence here signals that he, much like his director, doesn’t really care that much about what others will think of his awkward cartoonish caricature of an Inspector Clouseau-style bumbling detective, who goes on and on about his experiences trying to track down Parks in a scene so devoid of laughs or tension that it stops whatever momentum the movie has in it’s tracks dead in the water as the already ever flip flopping tone of Tusk had now destroyed any sort of engagement one could have with the story at hand. It’s the new textbook example of how not to introduce a character, as it manages to make the audience give even less of a damn than Smith or Depp does.
Enemy: The Spider
“Uh… is this a bad time?”
For most of it’s run time, Enemy is a very dreamlike thriller about dual identity, one of many films to do such a thing in 2014 along with The Double, The One I Love and Muppets Most Wanted. In this case, the double playing is done by Nightcrawler‘s Jake Gyllenhaal as a history teacher and an actor who look exactly the same, interacting and gradually taking over each other’s lives and sleeping with each other’s wives. Then, during the last minute of the film, it turns into a bizarre creature feature when one living Jake walking in on a giant spider in his bedroom, with Jake sighing in defeat. While spider imagery was admittingly foreshadowed, the bizarre nature of the spider makes this one of the strangest endings in recent memory. Hell, I’m still not sure what I think of it. So much interpretation has been applied to this film’s themes and ending (including this Slate article) that it can’t help but be memorable. It managed to make what was otherwise a well made but forgettable psychological thriller into something that can’t be erased from memory.
The Grand Budapest Hotel; Zero’s Epilogue
“Cheers; to the glorious production design.” “Indeed.”
For most of it’s run time, The Grand Budapest Hotel is very much the average light and fun Wes Anderson style romp, with elaborate set designs, a star studded cast as eccentric characters and a cartoonishly elaborate plot that twists and turns at every moment. But, along with a few moments interspliced throughout the narrative, the film is bookended by very somber pieces about our main character Zero and the ultimate sad end of his journey. His mentor killed suddenly, his wife & infant son falling ill so quickly, the hotel ravaged by years of communist take over and time itself, all Zero has to show for it is a once grand hotel gone to mediocrity. It’s a seemingly bitter end to this energetic story of love, crime and passion that ran at the pace of a jack rabbit, but it’s an appropriate one. The story we saw was one painted with nostalgic memory, played up as one telling of real events to an author who turned it into a book for generations to read. The story itself, for however ridiculous and odd it is, will continue to inspire and entertain others forever, even after the Budapest rots and crumbles. It’s another use of meta narrative that makes Anderson one of the most consistently engaging filmmakers of our time. In the same way that the exterior of the Budapest (or the sets in any of Anderson’s films) looks like a dollhouse to see these characters play in, the stories carried out in that dollhouse will inspire and entertain for generations to come in the form of this book… or this film… or whatever remake we get of it in 50 years time. It just keeps on going.
Seriously, it’s 2015, can we PLEASE stop making Jaws sequels?! No? Well ok then. I guess we’ll just have to devour each new entry and chum the waters of the internet with a Highly Suspect Review. Brian and Chris are back in the boat for this, yes, the nineteenth Jaws film.
How real does the shark look? Did the writers go BACK TO formula with the script? What is THE FUTURE of this franchise? Was this director hire a gimmick or does he have a real vision? Only one way TWO find out! Grab your harpoons and, according to Jaws 13, your laser sphere and enjoy this salty shanty of a review!
As everyone else is recapping their favorite this and that from 2014, I’m going to be perfectly honest: I’m ready to move on. 2014 was a great year for me personally, but let’s not kid ourselves. We’ve all been looking forward to 2015 for a few years now as an entertainment geek’s Mecca. So while the rest of you are still reminiscing about how great Guardians of the Galaxy and the Lego Movie were, I’m eagerly awaiting these 15 things in 2015. (No offense to either Guardians ort The Lego Movie. They both made everything awesome.)
1. Star Wars
Duh. Let’s be honest, when some horribly, awful person “leaked” that fake Star Wars trailer on the internet a few days before the actual one, I know that I was not the only one who wanted to hunt them down for making my heart skip a few beats. However, all was forgiven not only when the actual trailer came out, but even more so when I saw it in IMAX 3D before the Hobbit premiere. If I hadn’t already made my decision on how I was going to see this movie, it was solidified right there. The Millennium Falcon should only be seen in larger than life three dimensional Heaven. All I know is if my theater holds an all day marathon to watch the original trilogy before the release of the new one, I will be skipping any and all work I need to.
2. Avengers: Age of Ultron
The second reason that we’ve all be waiting patiently for this year to be upon us was made even more enticing by creeping everyone out with that haunting version of “I’ve Got No Strings” in the trailer. James Spader has always freaked me out a little anyway, so I know that I will be on edge the entire time I’m watching this movie. I will take this moment to admit my shortcomings as a comic book reader, so I know there are people out there much more excited to see how Marvel treats this particular story arc, but as a Marvel movie watcher only at this point, I cannot contain my excitement.
3. Spectre
Christoph Waltz, Andrew Scott, Dave Bautista, Ralph Finnes. The cast list for Daniel Craig’s last turn as Bond is so amazing that I don’t even care that it’s overwhelmingly male-centric now that Judi Dench has relinquished her role as M. Add on to it that the rumors have Idris Elba possibly stepping into the Bond role next, my hopes for the franchise are incredibly high for the next decade starting with Spectre’s release in December. Do I really have to wait until December?
4. Furious 7
Yes, I realize that compared to the first three movies on this list, Furious 7 might seem a bit off kilter, but I’m one of those perfectionists who likes to finish what I start and doesn’t feel quite whole until I do. Considering that Fast and the Furious is specifically for my generation, I would feel incomplete without seeing it to completion. I actually remember seeing Fast and the Furious in the theater on one of my first dates ever right after getting my driver’s license drooling over Paul Walker in all his surfer-style glory. In all honesty, it probably had quite a bit to do with many of those first speeding tickets and my overall aversion to the speed limit for the first 3 or 4 years of my driving. No way will I not see my teenage heart-throb crush in his final film.
5. Everest
One of my favorite books of all time is Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer about his tragic 1996 climb of Mt. Everest. This movie will cover that exact same climb where a storm at the peak killed many of the group members. In an interesting turn of events, the crew was filming on site when an avalanche killed 16 sherpas on the mountain preparing for the climbing season. It will be interesting to see how the all-star cast chooses to portray the tragedy, especially after Krakauer was criticized quite a bit after his version was published.
6. Cinderella
Keep in mind this list is my top 15, and since it is my top 15, I can and will be adding Cinderella to the list. Growing up in a Disney family, I have collected Cinderella memorabilia since I was young, so of course my sister and I are extremely excited to see the new live-action version, possibly in tiaras. I have loved (and owned) every version so far, and am keen to see the depth these new actors bring to the story. I’m especially excited for Cate Blanchett and Helena Boheme Carter to appear as Lady Tremaine and the Fairy Godmother respectively.
7. True Detective, Season 2
It’s not just movies that I’m anticipating this year. After a phenomenal freshman season last year, True Detective will be returning to HBO this year with a new, and interesting, cast that has me both excited and very intrigued. Rachel McAdams? Vince Vaughn? Not the names I was expecting, but that doesn’t mean I won’t be tuning in to find out what happens in this new case.
8. Agent Carter
After Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD didn’t quite live up to expectations when it premiered, most people are probably a little hesitant about another Marvel shot at television, but personally, I loved Peggy Carter’s role in the first Captain America movie and am eagerly awaiting to see how they portray her in the short series. Supposedly, the plot mixes her skills as an agent with her graceful demeanor going against a man-dominated world, and I’m hoping they handle that mix of reality in a thoughtful way for all of us female geeks out there.
9. House of Cards
So, technically this one isn’t new in 2015, but considering I still haven’t started this series, I’m excited to watch all three seasons in 2015. I’m actively avoiding all HOC spoilers, but I’ll let you know what I think after my binge-watching. In fact, I may or may not be hoping for another polar vortex to hit us here in Indiana so that I have an excuse to veg out and do nothing but catch up with Frank and Claire Underwood.
10. Stephen Colbert on Late Night
Being that my day job as a teacher usually starts with a 5 am alarm, I’m not much of a late-night television person. What I am is a late-night video clip on twitter, Facebook, YouTube the next day kind of person. I might not have seen Jimmy Fallon and Daniel Radcliffe rapping the night before, but I definitely caught up the next day, so I’m curious to see how Stephen Colbert does at late night television as himself for once instead of his Colbert Report persona he’s built. Also, I’d be lying if I’m not a little intrigued to see how many people are shocked to find out that the Colbert Report wasn’t the real Stephen Colbert. I guess we’ll find out in May.
11. Funny Girl by Nick Hornby
Books don’t usually get the same anticipatory fanfare as movies or even television. Instead, they’re usually praised and passed around post-publish date, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t a few new novels coming out in early 2015 that at least arouse my curiosity. Nick Hornby, author of About a Boy and Fever Pitch, has a new book coming this year about a 1960’s sitcom star in Britain. Hopefully, it lives up to it’s author’s great reputation.
12. God Help the Child by Toni Morrison
Speaking of phenomenal author reputations, you don’t get a better literary reputation these days than Morrison. The Pulitzer and Nobel winning author has a new book coming in the spring. I’m not going to lie. I don’t know much about what it’s about, nor do I care. I’ll be picking it up as soon as I can no matter what.
13-14. A Double John Green feature
While Hornby and Morrison might not be complete pop culture icons outside of the literary world, John Green definitely is after his hit book and movie combo of The Fault in Our Stars. 2015 is looking to be an even better year for Green with a possible double whammy. First, the movie Paper Towns based on the book of the same name will be rolling into theaters near you in June. Be prepared to sit between groups of teenage girls, but personally I thought Paper Towns was a much better read than TFIOS and hope that the movie is just as good. Also, rumors have been circulating a la Twitter and Tumblr that Green is also at work on a new novel, his first in three years, to be published later this year. Not much information yet, but if it follows suit, teens and adults both won’t be disappointed.
15. Anything with a Hemsworth in it,
Seriously, go look the brothers up on imdb.com and check out their upcoming projects. Chris has a slight lead with four movies coming this year, but Liam isn’t much of a slacker with three. Of course, I’ve already mentioned one of Chris’ movies, but Blackhat and In the Heart of the Sea both look exciting as well. Not much has been seen on his role in the new Vacation movie, but if you’re telling me that both Hemsworth and Chevy Chase are going to be in a new National Lampoon movie, I’m in. Liam will finish up his Hunger Games series in what should be a very good ending to Mockingjay. Again, there isn’t much news yet on his other two movies, but both seem set up with great casts (Kate Winslet! Woody Harrelson!) and interesting story lines, so I’ll be there.
I hope you guys are just as excited for what should be an amazing year of entertainment! Cheers to 2015!
Jean-Pierre Desperois. Born a slave in Haiti in a voodoo ritual with the power to travel through space and time. Now lives in Tunis. Smuggles salt. On payroll: crooked cops and hard-to-manage employees. When local gendarme Michel du Prix tells him about some corpses found in the desert, Jean-Pierre thinks nothing of it. But when the bodies start piling up, Jean-Pierre is implicated. Armed with nothing but his “baka” and his “ku-bha-sa”, Jean-Pierre tries to get to the bottom of the situation. But he’s in for more than he bargained.
Season One is 20 half-hour episodes released bi-weekly.
SALT is a spin-off ofThe Intergalactic Nemesis, an adventure set in the 1930s and taking the form of comic-books and graphic novels, audio drama, a web series, and a live theatrical production that’s touring the world. For access to all of this, check out www.theintergalacticnemesis.com.
Written and voiced by Jason Neulander. Additional voices by Buzz Moran, Danu Uribe, and Julie Linnard. Sound effects, audio engineering, and production by Buzz Moran. Original score by Adrian Quesada.
EPISODE ELEVEN: THE MISSION
In which Jean-Pierre is teamed up with two members of Makandal’s Red Sect, they train to steal the necklace, make their way towards the de la Coeur plantation, encounter some rogue slaves, and Jean-Pierre makes special use of a ku-bha-sa.
Did you miss episode ten? You can catch it right here.