Seriously, it’s 2015, can we PLEASE stop making Jaws sequels?! No? Well ok then. I guess we’ll just have to devour each new entry and chum the waters of the internet with a Highly Suspect Review. Brian and Chris are back in the boat for this, yes, the nineteenth Jaws film.
How real does the shark look? Did the writers go BACK TO formula with the script? What is THE FUTURE of this franchise? Was this director hire a gimmick or does he have a real vision? Only one way TWO find out! Grab your harpoons and, according to Jaws 13, your laser sphere and enjoy this salty shanty of a review!