SMARK COUNTRY: A Slammiversary to Remember

After an ungodly amount of time watching misfires and squandered potential, it’s good that TNA Wrestling can hit a home run every now and then and palliate my frustration. Slammiversary, despite a last minute change up to the main event of the night, was one of the better pay-per-view offerings that TNA has served up in quite a while.

 

 

 

EDDIE EDWARDS vs. DAVEY RICHARDS vs. CRAZZY STEVE vs. TIGRE UNO vs. MANIK vs. SANADA (TNA X-Division Championship Ladder Match): This match was a hell of a way to open a pay-per-view. There were so many awesome spots (including Crazzy Steve’s homage to Terry Funk’s usage of a ladder to clear the ring) that I couldn’t keep up. However, in the back of my mind, I knew what the outcome would be. There was little to no build up for this match, so it was pretty obvious the X-Division title would not change hands. WINNER: SANADA

BOBBY LASHLEY vs. SAMOA JOE: With MVP’s injury occurring, he could no longer face Eric Young in the main event title match. This was one of two matches to determine Eric Young’s opponents in the, now a triple threat, main event match. After all of the speed and high flying of the previous match, this match was a nice change of pace. Both men are physical, smash-mouth, yet deceptively quick ring workers. These men left it all on the mat and though the referee distraction was a bit far-fetched to work on someone who just doesn’t give a damn like Joe, it set up a devastating spear from his opponent to gain the pin fall. WINNER: BOBBY LASHLEY

WILLOW (with Abyss in corner) vs. MAGNUS (with Bram in corner): As a huge fan of Magnus, I have to say that I am disappointed that he’s been removed from the title picture so soon after losing the belt. That being said, this feud with Willow seems decent enough and this match had quite a few entertaining, though predictable (as Jeff Hardy/Willow matches will always be) spots. Though Willow hit two finishers on Magnus, he kicked out and somehow found a way to lay out Willow for the victory. WINNER: MAGNUS

KENNY KING vs. AUSTIN ARIES: The second of two qualifying matches for the main event title bout, this match was a much different style than the Joe/Lashley bout. These men took it to high flying, striking and even ground/technical wrestling. Minus a blown spot where the guardrail collapsed into the first row of the crowd, this was definitely one for the ages. A high spot reversal by Aries, nailing his Brainbuster off the top rope, secured his shot at the title later that evening. WINNER: AUSTIN ARIES

MARSHALL AND ROSS VON ERICH vs. THE BROMANS: I’ve had a soft spot for the newest torch bearers of the Von Erich legacy. But I have yet to see them really impress me in the ring. They did show tons of promise in this short, but sweet bout. Though the Bromans resorted to the steel chair and got themselves disqualified, they looked to send a message to the Von Erich boys…until family showed up for back up in the name of the legendary Kevin von Erich. Not only did he hit the Iron Claw in their home state, but it occurring on Father’s Day? TNA could not have brainstormed a more well-deserved pop than what they got at the end of that match. (WINNERS: VON ERICHS BY DISQUALIFICATION)

ANGELINA LOVE vs. GAIL KIM (TNA Knockouts Championship): Though I’ve never been sold on Angelina Love, she did put on quite the performance against the always solid Gail Kim. Maybe it’s just me, but how many matches can the Beautiful People win using nearly the exact same distraction tactic (this time, referee Earl Hebner taking an accidental dropkick)? Then Brian Stifler came in and refused to count when Kim had the pin, but made the quick count when Angelina pinned Gail. WINNER: ANGELINA LOVE

ETHAN CARTER III vs. BULLY RAY (Texas Deathmatch): The “no disqualification/last man standing” rules of this match made for a brutal display of violence. There were the standard tables, chairs and other wrestling paraphernalia. Then we started seeing weapons that gave me that warm, fuzzy feeling that I haven’t had since watching ECW in the mid-late 1990s (cowbells, glass shards and yes, a cheese grater). I’m no fan of Ethan’s aunt, TNA President Dixie Carter, being involved in matches or storylines. Her acting ability leaves much to be desired. But Dixie sticking her nose into this match, and nearly getting driven through a table, was enough to put any fan that is upset with TNA upper management on the edge of their seat. But interference from Rockstar Spud allowed EC3 to avoid getting a pile driver to the exposed ring foundation that Bully tore open earlier. He then gave Bully Ray a taste of his own medicine, putting him through some tables. WINNER: ETHAN CARTER III

KEN ANDERSON vs. JAMES STORM: After Storm spent a few minutes clowning on the hometown Dallas Cowboys. Said Cowboys were in attendance and were pretty irate at Storm’s disparaging comments and gestures. Anderson and Storm had quite a brief match, with Anderson hitting the Mic Check merely a few minutes in. But it was all about getting the crowd into it and Anderson to get over with the fans even more by standing triumphant in the ring with the Dallas Cowboys in the end. WINNER: KEN ANDERSON

BOBBY LASHLEY vs. AUSTIN ARIES vs. ERIC YOUNG (TNA World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage Match): This is the big one and MAN, it did not disappoint. I have been overly critical of Eric Young’s matches and him basically being champion just to promote his new television series. But I have to eat some of those words, as he and his opponents had probably the best triple threat cage match I’ve seen in about a decade. 3-way cage matches tend to get cluttered and the camera tends to miss important high spots. But these men knew how to work this match. Between Lashley’s power, Aries’ technical/high-flying style and EY’s insane devil-may-care ring style, they told quite the narrative. Young dropping an elbow off the top of the 20 foot cage, possibly made Macho Man look down from heaven and smile. Young in the end hit a pile driver on Aries to retain the title. Though it remains to be seen if Aries was truly defeated, or if he just laid down to allow EY the win as a “screw you” to the Director of Wrestling Operations, MVP. WINNER: ERIC YOUNG

I sincerely hope that this is the dawn of a new era for TNA Wrestling. This was, in my opinion, the best pay-per-view put out from either of the big 2 promotions all year long. What were your thoughts on Slammiversary?

Big Finishing Move – ‘Doctor Who: The Council Of Nicaea’

When I first scored this writing gig here on One Of Us, one of the main things I wanted to do was cover Big Finish audio dramas. With the blessing of my lords Chris and Brian, I launched Big Finishing Move, which has been the most fulfilling thing I’ve been able to do on the site. It has allowed me to flex my critical muscles as well as explore my love for Doctor Who in new and exciting ways. It also helped me justify all the money I was blowing collecting these stories, but that’s neither here nor there.

 

 

I bring this up because when I launched this series, I did it with Big Finish’s first solo Doctor story, Phantasmagoria and I haven’t been back to the Fifth Doctor on his own since that time. Today, that streak ends as we again meet up with everybody’s favorite vegetable-wearing friend in a story of biblical proportions (you are required by law to make that joke when covering this story), The Council Of Nicaea.

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Let’s address this right out the gate; this is a purely historical story and deals with the Christian Church. There are no monsters or alien plots to foil here, just the Doctor and company meeting important figures from history and reacting to the major events of that time. As the title suggests, our story takes place in 325 CE in the lead-up to the First Council of Nicaea. The Roman Empire was tearing itself apart as the young Christian Church warred over many things, including just what was the proper relationship between God and Jesus. Rather than let everything go to pot, the emperor Constantine convened a whole bunch of bishops to sort things out and restore order.

With violence in the streets and everything going way too far, this seems the typical kind of situation that the Doctor solves all the time. However, this is a fixed point in time, so the Doctor’s hands are tied. That doesn’t stop his companion Erimem (not, not Eminem, but that would make quite a story!) from getting heavily involved to the point where she might disrupt the entire timeline and get herself, Peri, and the Doctor killed.

What makes this story work is that it is set up so that you can enjoy it no matter where on the religious spectrum you place yourself.  The story is about how this moment affected the entire western world and still does: what happened, why it happened, and what happened because of it. The story doesn’t care if you find the arguments silly or the most important decisions in the world, it is about how much it means to the characters and what  they are willing to do to resolve the issue. Politics and religion have always been a messy business and the story and this story shows this in all its “glory.”

This story comes to us courtesy of  Caroline Symcox, wife of long time Doctor Who writer Paul Cornell,  co-author of Seasons of Fear, and priest of the Church of England. Her care and knowledge on the First Council really shines through in this story. While she does have a firm grasp of the history, the story is not without flaws. The dialogue and pacing are a little stilted and the story relies heavily on convenience at several points.

While everyone is on point, special notice should go to David Bamber as Constantine. He brilliantly plays the Emperor, showing multiple layers to the character with ease. It would be easy to just go and ham it up for all it is worth, but Bamber instead reigns it in at points giving us a deeper and much more complex performance.

Your enjoyment on this one is going to come down on how much do you want to think when it comes to Who. Are you up for a story drenched in historical fact that makes you think about the nature of religion and politics and challenges just what a Doctor Who story can be about, or are you looking for some sci-fi monsters and things going boom? This story isn’t for everyone and I can’t fault anybody who finds it dry or boring, I however found it refreshing and entertaining. I’ve always felt that while this franchise deals with history all the time, it is so rarely focused on that history in an intense manner. Interesting and important stuff happened in our history and it would nice to dive in it without needing to have some boogeyman waiting in the shadows. Don’t misunderstand, I love me some monsters, but variety as they say, is the spice of life. Check it out if you are in the mood for something different.

Purchase ‘Doctor Who: The Council Of Nicaea’ Here:

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As always let me remind you good people that One Of Us has its own audio drama, Infinite Variations. As for me, I’ll be back before the month is out with the next Fourth Doctor romp:

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Until then, happy listening!

Check out my previous reviews:

Phantasmagoria

The Fearmonger

The Light At The End

The Spectre of Lanyon Moor

Storm Warning

Blood of the Daleks

The Chimes of Midnight

Seasons of Fear

The King of Sontar

White Ghosts

Dark Eyes II

The Crooked Man

Project: Twilight

The Evil One

The Harvest

The Last Of The Colophon
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Rian Johnson and What He Brings to ‘Star Wars’

Could it be true? The rumors were spreading like wildfire as soon as multiple reports claimed that Rian Johnson (Looper) would be helming the next episodic Star Wars chapter after J.J. Abrams (Star Trek). It was finally reported on Friday by the Hollywood Reporter that Johnson would not only write and direct Star Wars Episode VIII, but would also tackle the first draft of the screenplay for Star Wars Episode IX.

 

 

Disney and Lucasfilm haven’t stopped trying to get as much young talent as possible for the new films in the iconic franchise. In keeping up with their trend of hiring directors with impressive science-fiction credentials, Johnson joins Josh Trank (Chronicle) and Gareth Edwards (Godzilla) as filmmakers tapped to direct Star Wars films.

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Johnson’s past work for the silver screen has been more than exceptional. Making his debut in 2005 with the impeccably well-written high school noire Brick, Johnson has made a career out of presenting smart thrillers that could be both dark and wickedly funny.

In 2009, Johnson released his second film, The Brothers Bloom. The strange but well-loved film about con-man failed to generate a sizable reaction from audiences when it was initially released in theatres. It did find success on DVD, and now has a sizable cult following.

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Looper, the most recent of his films, would become his most commercially successful. With an all-star cast featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis and Emily Blunt, the film presented a tale about time travel in a dystopian Kansas. Not getting lost in its own “science,” Looper concentrated on character development and story, and it paid off in spades. It not only reminded audiences that Willis was more than capable of delivering a strong performance, but it showed that Johnson could deliver on an intelligent concept, while making a ton of money too.

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Perhaps Johnson’s greatest credentials involve him telling a story in someone else’s world. His past work on Breaking Bad shows that he can create compelling stories just as much, if not more so, on the small screen. Directing three episodes in the series, Johnson is probably best remembered for directing Season 3’s “Fly,” which was an experimental episode set in one location, and Season 5’s “Ozymandias,” an episode that Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan has said is easily the best of series.

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So, what could we possibly see in a Rian Johnson Star Wars movie? Perhaps a little too early to start speculating right now, it would be a safe guess that the second chapter of this third trilogy could potentially be the darkest. If these movies follow the original films in tone, which Disney and Lucasfilm seem to be desperately trying to recapture, Johnson could potentially be directing the Empire Strikes Back for this generation.

I realize that’s a hell of a statement to make, and I’m basing it off nothing, but Johnson’s resume points to someone who doesn’t sacrifice good storytelling for CGI explosions. If he can deliver those feelings of shock and dread that gripped audiences to their seats like the iconic game changing reveal in Empire, then he’s more than qualified. I for one could not be more excited to see him get the job, and I’m looking forward to seeing what he can bring to a galaxy far, far away.

What about you reader? Excited that Rian Johnson will be helming a Star Wars film? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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World of UScast: British Bodcast: Episode III

Duke and Kia spend about much time talking about Brazil 2014 as England spent being part of the tournament. Kia gives her predictions for the end of Breaking Bad (shhh she is only on season 3! – Praise be upon Netflix). Also, with the sad passing of Rik Mayall, Kia schools Duke on slapstick comedy from the turn of the 20th Century and how it really isn’t en vogue anymore!

The British Bodcast is a top secret M:I6 sponsored black op. The mission is classified, but rumor has it, the Bods have been recruited to turn good old Americans into fully fledged Anglophiles through the power of radio. It is part of a multi-pronged attack which also includes: Doctor Who, Tom Hiddleston and Downton Abbey.  Catch the Bods each month on OneofUs.net as part of the World of UScast series or weekly on 3 Bods 1 Pod, a needtoconsume.com pod cast.

 

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The Letdown of ‘The Boondocks’ Season 4 And Why It Hurts

The Boondocks was always a show steeped in controversy. The first episode opens with the show’s lead, a militant youth named Huey Freeman, declaring that “Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil and the government is lying about 9/11” to a garden party of rich white folks. The show only got progressively more blatant about it’s political stance from there.

 

 

 

From the beginning of its run on Adult Swim, the show was an outlier from the rest of the network’s programming. While shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021 and Squidbillies went for the more surreal end of lowbrow, The Boondocks was genuinely intelligent and striking satire. So, one would figure that for the end of it’s nine year/four season run, this unique animated series would go out with a bang of a final season that squired modern cultural issues of race, media representation and the celebration of ignorance with a firm but funny hand, right?

No. That. Didn’t. Happen.

Season 4 of The Boondocks is, for my money, one of the worst examples of how horribly a show can degrade without the guiding light of its original creator. Said creator is Aaron MacGruder, a Chicago born cartoonist who initially created The Boondocks as a syndicated comic strip in 1996. I haven’t read that much of the strip myself, but from what I have seen, it’s clear that McGruder’s comic had a strong political edge in the same fashion as the early years of Doonesbury. The strip initially made it’s huge wave of controversy in the weeks following 9/11, with a series installments involving Huey calling the CIA terrorist hotline to expose the truth about the United States’ funding of terrorists during the Regan-HW Bush administration. McGruder took risks that made his strip controversial, but also gained him the respect and adoration of millions.

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“Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: are you really ready to see that vision?”

 

That sort of edge was clearly present in the television adaptation from its start in 2005. During its first season, The Boondocks covered every satirical topic it could muster: the post-9/11 fear mongering, the willingness of people to forgive celebrities for heinous crimes they obviously committed, the horrible diets of the average American, etc. At the same time, some episodes were simply very heightened comedic hijinks that served to give the characters room to grow, sprinkled with moments of satiric jabs and well choreographed action scenes.

All of those characters had humorous yet eloquent points to them: Huey was the straight man with bold convictions; Riley was the wannabe thug that served as a representation for the ignorance of youth; Granddad was the silly elder that commented on the dishonesty of the older generations; Tom Dubois was the bland suburbanite who had a lack of cultural roots; Uncle Ruckus was the total Uncle Tom who speaks on behalf of the blind trust of those in power; the list goes on. Yet, what always consistently rang true was it’s desire to go after the hypocrisy of the ignorant, no matter what their racial background was. That would only continue during Seasons 2 & 3, which took on the fervor of the 2008 election, the lack of action from FEMA post Hurricane Katrina and (in episodes that never aired in the United States) the negative cultural impact of BET.

 

 

Then… there’s the fourth and (supposedly/hopefully) final season. Gone is Aaron McGruder and with him the biting satire that made the show as exciting & entertaining as it was highly controversial. Instead, we have a collection of episodes that, at best, feel like solid premises that didn’t go much further than the early outlining stages and at worst feel like retreads of earlier much better episodes during the show’s height. The most egregious example of the latter would be Stinkmeaner: Begun the Clone War Has, which starts with the titular recurring antagonist looking directly into the camera and saying “Welcome to ‘The Nigga Moment Reboot.’ We’re gonna do some shit we already did and just pretend you didn’t see that shit the first time. That’s right nigga, we don’t respect your intelligence.”

Now, out of context, one may think that this is a clever parody of Hollywood’s need to remake popular properties by using the fan favorite topics of the show like Stinkmeaner and “The Nigga Moment.” However, the rest of the episode plays out like a blatant beat-for-beat rip off of the original Stinkmeaner episode, without any real twist on the formula. Merely pointing out your laziness isn’t the same as reflecting upon the laziness of an industry that recycles everything, Boondocks writing staff minus McGruder. Go watch 22 Jump Street and learn a thing or two about satire of that fashion.

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“You think we put this shit on the air because it’s entertaining?! We air this shit because we despise our audience!”

 

That laziness is really what haunts this season. Episodes so often meander without much of a plot and go for the most shiftless jokes possible, rather than the complex weaving of humor and righteous satire that made the show so critically praised. Most of the targets for season 4 are ones worth taking shots at, but the shots have no bite to them. One of the worst examples of wasted potential this past season is the Granddad Dates a Kardashian episode. Instead of thinking of a new route from which to jab at a familiar target-much like the show did countless times in it’s earlier years-the episode takes no risks, making the same giant ass jokes and opportunist reality show star jokes we’ve seen in something as one note as an Aaron Seltzer/Jason Friedberg production. The same goes for the Breaking Granddad episode’s lampooning of Breaking Bad & the African American hair product industry and the Freedomland episode’s attempted commentary on the degradation of the middle class & the poor treatment of workers being compared to slavery. It all just doesn’t coalesce into anything thought provoking or even the least bit entertaining. It’s just… boring.

The satire isn’t the only element that’s suffered, though. Huey Freeman no longer crusades for real change in society with a militant attitude and a pension for martial arts, instead just standing by and sighing as ignorance happens around him. The same sidelined nature goes for Riley, Tom and many of the other popular characters on the show. Granddad has most of the focus in season 4’s episodes, but his once funny antics that displayed the naive foolishness on the elderly end up being poorly plotted acts of asinine behavior. And don’t even get me started on how much they’ve misused Uncle Ruckus, whose racism has become less about laughing at the ludicrous chauvinism of a bigot and more about simply shouting slurs.

All of these formerly entertaining characters have become empty one-note shells of what they once were, being mere dispensers for flavorless jokes rather than exaggerated caricatures for modern society that were still capable of real moments of humanity. Even when they were at their lowest depths of decency during the Aaron McGruder years, Granddad, Riley and Huey all still had these occasional moments of genuine sympathy, whether it be the mural reveal in Riley Waz Here, Huey’s crisis of faith at the end of The Passion of the Ruckus or the brief comforting moment between Huey and Grandad at the end of The Hunger StrikeHell, even the action this season was poorly implemented, with each fight having no real weight on a story, satiric or even comedic level.

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“Maybe I’m too young to know what the world is supposed to be. But it’s not supposed to be this. It can’t be this.”

 

Ultimately, the reason all of this hurts as much as it does is because The Boondocks was such an important show to me. As a white kid raised in the suburbs, I had a rather sheltered upbringing. I didn’t think about much else beyond the bubble of my neighborhood. Then, I saw The Boondocks‘ first season as it aired in 2005. As a thirteen year old, it shook my perceptions of what animation could do, what it could say and how it could make me think. I’d still cite The Return of the King episode as one of the most important half hours in television history, managing to mix the show’s silliest jokes with hard hitting satiric arguments on the state of mainstream African American culture up to that point and how a civil rights leader like Martin Luther King Jr. would react to it upon seeing it first hand. Hell, I love it so much that I still watch it annually on MLK Day. That episode and many others like it made me question the world around me and opened my eyes to perspectives I’d never thought of before. It wasn’t just that the show entertained me; it helped change me into a more culturally aware person.

So, naturally, watching season 4 felt like a stab in the gut. The show that was once known for taking risks and being an unique voice has been sullied into one of the blandest and least funny shows on television in recent memory. The fourth season feels like a show that the Aaron McGruder era would have mercilessly called out back in the day; a lazy, hypocritical and comedically trite mess that claimed to be fighting against stereotypes it ended up promoting. Yet, I can still say that through re-watching the earlier seasons as research for this article, they still really do hold up. Even if the topics they cover are slightly dated, the show’s first three season have this energy and thought provoking bite that still works tremendously.

Sure, not every episode is a solid hit; some of season 3’s episodes rely on being a bit too one note with its characters (i.e. The Story of Jimmy Rebel). Yet, most of the wit and righteousness indignation that Aaron McGruder and his staff put into those initial years of the show still shines through in even the worst of those episodes and many of those characters will remain some of my favorite animated ones of all time. Hopefully that same wonderful mix can come through in McGruder’s new Adult Swim show, Black Jesus. And maybe – just maybe – we’ll get to see a spark of what a fitting final season for The Boondocks would have been through that show.

 

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“It’s fun to dream.”

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Unyielding Faith: ‘Nothing Bad Can Happen’ Review

“Where’s your God now?”

Something bad is going to happen in this movie. How do I know? Well, with a title like Nothing Bad Can Happen, how can it not? The freshman debut for German filmmaker Katrin Gebbe, Nothing Bad Can Happen is a disturbing and dark German-language drama inspired by real-life events.

 

 

Also known as Tore Tanzt (Tore Dances), Gebbe’s film analyzes the idea of holding on to faith in the face of abject cruelty. It’s a difficult watch, and may be too much for some, but it does deliver a number of powerful performances and a few scenes of creative imagery.

 

The film follows Tore, a naive vagabond who has entrusted his entire existence to the Jesus Freaks, a “punk” Christian movement that occupies a dilapidated half-way house. Tore, who takes his Christian vows even more seriously than his fellow lovers of Christ, meets a seemingly ordinary family suffering from car trouble on the road. The father of the family, Benno (Sascha Gersak), is pleased and amused when Tore’s prayer to Jesus miraculously brings the car back to life. After a falling out with his Christian brothers, Benno’s family takes Tore in as one of their own.

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However, the image of the kind, picture perfect family is quickly revealed to be a farce. Tore is frequently subjected to mental and physical abuse at the hands of Benno, who takes great joy in mocking and testing his faith. Tore, ever steadfast in his love of Jesus, believes that he can demonstrate the love and kindness of God by enduring the unending cruelty that is forced upon him.

Those who enjoy the indie cinematic fare may want to be cautious if they choose to see Nothing Bad Can Happen. While the film features strong performances, particularly when the child actors are on screen, its violence and horrific abuse can be a little more than just disturbing. Mental abuse quickly turns physical, and sexual violence also occurs onscreen.

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Gerask’s monstrous Benno is the standout among the adult characters. While not physically imposing (he’s actually shorter than Tore), his sinister personality makes up for his lack of height. Viewers will begin to dread his quiet dead-eye stares, and wince when he starts to smile. A drum of water and a stuffed kangaroo are the weapons he uses. Unusual, yes, but they manage to be effective tools of fear all the same.

The film manages to spend a few quiet moments away from the more violent scenes by showing the budding romance between Tore and Benno’s 15-year-old step-daughter, Sanny (Swantje Kohlhof). While initially unsure of Tore’s place in her home, she quickly gravitates to him for solace from her step-father and aloof mother. He’s kind to her and she returns his kindness in force.  There scenes together are the film’s strongest, and she asks the questions that viewers might be thinking about as they’re watching the drama play out on screen.

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Why do you believe? Why don’t you fight back? Why don’t you leave? These are the types of questions that Sanny asks. Tore replies that Jesus is testing him, that this is his plan for him. She still questions him, and his answers reveals just how alone he actually is. Without his belief, he would have nothing.

Viewers will have to go with that point of view if they plan to sit through the picture. It can get frustrating to follow Tore’s belief that all of this is just some spiritual test. It reveals something about the character that might be difficult to grasp. His naivety mixed with his feelings of devout faith present a person who is completely dedicated to his mission of proving that the love of Jesus can conquer all. Whether it does or not is up to the audience to interpret for themselves.

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While not for the faint of heart, Nothing Bad Can Happen will certainly leave an impact on you long after watching the drama play out. It’s a dark, disturbing and thoughtful film that takes the time to consider whether one’s faith can truly withstand the cruelties of individuals. Nothing Bad Can Happen will be released in theatres Friday, June 27.

 

 

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The Pre-Weekend Recap: June 20, 2014

Welcome one and all to the Pre-Weekend Recap for the week of June 20, 2014! Do you love geek-0riented blog posts, movie reviews, and podcasts? Have you been too busy to sit down and enjoy all of the content that was featured on the site this week? Well friend, you’re in the right place.

 

 

 

Here, you’ll find a fine selection of posts that debuted this week, with descriptions and links leading you directly to the content. Easy enough, right?

Review: Coherence

So far, this summer has been absolutely stacked with incredible blockbusters. Films like Captain America: The Winter Soldier, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Edge of Tomorrow are what most people like to see during these halcyon summer days. However, if you prefer a more subtle, thought-provoking film in lieu of the superhero movies, Chris Herman says there might be another option for you. Check out his review of Coherence, a movie about a group of feuding friends who have to put their personal drama aside to survive an interstellar horror. Even in a season with some many successful action films, a great thriller is always welcome. 

 

World of UScast: Wayward Podcast – The Two-Parter

The latest edition of the World of UScast podcast, the show where we feature a podcast from an international partner, is so big it had to be cut into two parts. Thus, the name. Wayward Podcast’s hosts, Toshi and Sarah, wax on and on about Michael Bay, medicine, X-Men: Days of Future Past and of course, Supernatural. You can access part one here and part two here.

If you live outside the United States and you have or would like to create a quality podcast for the World of Us show family, please get in touch with us at oneofusnet@gmail.com. Your podcast could be on the next episode!

 

Digital Noise Episode 48: The Secret Visitors of Zombie Detectives

Richard and Chris have returned to tell you more about the best and worst of the latest home releases. This week’s selections include the first season of True Detective, the adventures of Liam Neeson: Air Marshal in Non-Stop, the hilarious Alan Partridge, and Tim’s Vermeer, a documentary directed by the silent half of the infamous duo, Penn & Teller. There’s also a part where Richard and Chris adamantly disagree about the film Visitors and of course, there’s a giveaway! All the Digital Noise that you know and love, so don’t delay, hit play.

 

Highly Suspect Reviews: Jersey Boys, Cold in July, and Borgman

The Unusual Suspects, One of Us’ lean, mean movie review crew, have a trio of reviews for you this week. First on the list is Jersey Boys, Clint Eastwood’s film adaptation of the wildly successful Broadway musical about the trials and tribulations of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Let Beau, JC, and Chris tell you if this movie is a showstopper or if it should be shuttered after opening night.

Then, in the first double-header the Suspects have ever done, Richard and Chris talk about two smaller films debuting in theaters this week, Cold In July and Borgman. The former is an adaption of a book by one of the site’s favorite authors, Joe Lansdale. The latter is a Dutch thriller about a strange group of homeless people who encounter a family and bring the supernatural into an otherwise normal scenario. Certainly a strange pairing, but definitely one worth hearing.

Pod-A-Thon 2014!

MAJOR SITE EVENT! Brian and Chris are heading to San Diego Comic Con this year! Of course, travel and lodging can be costly affairs. In addition, being the feeble flesh sacks that they are, they’d like to sustain themselves with food and water and not die of starvation/dehydration. Weird, right?

That’s why next Saturday, June 28th, we’re hosting a 12-hour video livestream fundraiser, the first ever One of Us Pod-A-Thon! From noon to midnight, your favorite site personalities will entertain you in their quest to raise 2,000 American dollars. Watch as they play drinking games, give away free stuff to you viewers, and accept embarrassing challenges for money! There will be tons of guest appearances from other beloved geek sites and major announcements about huge changes coming to One of Us. All of this and more will be occurring next week, so be sure to click on the image above for all the details.

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Are You Ready For Pod-A-Thon?! June 28th!

The gauntlet is set, it was set by those who threw it down. We have been talking for a while about whether we had the stones, the intestinal fortitude, and the complete lack of regard for our personal health to host an epic marathon recording session.


The answer today is a resounding, if a bit secretly terrified, HELL YES!

The date: June 28th!
The place: Broadcasting from right here in Austin to wherever you are!
The time: ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!





That is, at least 12hrs of it. Starting at NOON CST, we are going to be broadcasting for twelve uninterrupted hours and hosting our first ever Pod-A-Thon fundraiser! The funds will not only help Brian and Chris get to/survive San Diego Comic-Con, but will also go toward a giant end-of-summer bash here in Austin celebrating the site’s one-year anniversary!


This event is going to make Blue Christmas like Blue’s Clues. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!





What you can expect to see/hear…

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All of this is a build up for not only a few pub meet-ups during SDCC, but if we hit our $2K goal, we’ll also be putting together an end-of-summer bash that we’ve dubbed Fest Of Us! Of course, if we raise more than $2K, we’ll get to steadily add more and more features to that party. We will announce date and location when/if we reach our goal.


And that’s where you guys come in! Thank you in advance for all your support, all your subscribing and shirt-buying. All your drum-beating and word-of-mouthing. We need your help to push One Of Us into the next phase, and we are confident that you will be thrilled with that new era.


Join us starting at noon. We won’t stop until the stroke of midnight, even if we’re so plastered by then that we can’t see straight. The show must go on, because Us Nation demands it!

 




 

 

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Monkey See, Monkey Kill: The Final Trailer For ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’

“War has begun.”

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was one of the most entertaining and important movies of 2011. It not only revitalized interest in a franchise that many considered to be dead, but it demonstrated once again that individuals who inhabit a digital character are just as deserving of acclaim and recognition as any actor.

 

 

 

Now with the final trailer released for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, my excitement for this sequel is at an all-time high. You have drama, action, and a chimp riding on a horse while firing two machine guns. What more could you possibly ask for?

 

 

Ten years after the events of the first film, Caesar, the leader of the genetically evolved apes, has established a prosperous and peaceful society for his kind. Humanity, having gone through a catastrophic plague and multiple global conflicts, is on the brink of extinction. A small colony of humans, attempting to survive in a post-apocalyptic San Francisco, comes across Caesar’s community. Caesar and Malcom, one of the human leaders, work tirelessly to prevent an all-out war from breaking out between the two groups. Conflict seems inevitable though, as members on both sides attempt to escalate the growing tension.

 

Arriving in theatres on July 11, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes has Matt Reeves (Cloverfield, Let Me In) sitting in the director’s chair this time around. Andy Serkis has returned to his award winning role as Caesar, while series newcomers Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Kerry Russell and Judy Greer round out the rest of the main cast.

 

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Taking over the reins of the Apes franchise from director Rupert Wyatt, Reeves seems to have a pretty solid grasp on what made the first film so memorable. The trailer shows some impressive acting between Serkis and Clarke, while providing plenty of glorious battle scenes. The drama in this particular trailer really ratchets up the obvious social tensions between the two societies. Yes, the trailer shows the inevitable conflict between man and ape, but it also provides hints as to what set off the powder keg.

 

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One of the things that worked so well about Rise was the fact that Wyatt took the time to establish the personalities of Caesar and the other apes. Maurice, the gentle and intelligent orangutan, and Koba, the violent and cunning chimp, were notable stand outs. Again, this trailer shows that many of the apes not only have distinct personalities, but are also able to talk, an ability that only Caesar possessed in the original film. Koba gets a significant amount of screen time in this trailer. Being one of the more aggressive apes in the simian community, Koba is clearly being set-up as a rival to Caesar’s power.

 

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The CGI and special effects continue to look astounding. Weta Digital, who have provided motion capture for Avatar, Lord of the Rings, King Kong and Rise of the Planet of the Apes, continue to prove themselves to be the best in business when it comes to digital effects. The slightest change of expression can be seen on Caesar’s face, and the way the rain runs down his body looks so natural. Caesar’s eyes, which always looked so expressive, look even better now. There’s almost a weariness, even a bitterness to them. I can’t think of a film that captures the emotion on a digital character’s face better than this trailer does.

 

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With a strong cast, a more than competent director and a terrific leading man, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes might be my most anticipated movie of the summer. If they can repeat the same success that they had with the original, I would be more than satisfied. I will say that I might be slightly disappointed if at least one of apes doesn’t throw their own feces at a human. They may be evolved, but old habits tend to die hard. Until then…Hail, Caesar!

What about you reader? Excited for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes? Check out the trailer and let us know in the comments below!

 

 

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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘Cold in July’ and ‘Borgman’

Richard and Chris talk about two of the more interesting art house releases this month:

Cold in July, based on the book by the always-intense Joe Lansdale, stars Michael C. Hall as a small Texas town family man in the 80’s whose understanding of what it is to ‘be a man’ is thrown into a complex web of violence and moral grey areas when he kills a midnight intruder in his home. Don Johnson and Sam Shepard also star.

Borgman is a Dutch thriller about a strange society of homeless folk who invade the lives of a family in…an uncertain and presumably supernatural manner…and slowly point their co-existence to a crisis point. Weird, weird stuff, man.

 

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