DC’s No Joke Policy and Why It’s a Mistake

For those that might be unaware, Warner Bros. has delivered an eye-brow raising mandate for all their future DC projects. What is that mandate you ask? It’s a simple one. No jokes. Yes, the company behind Looney Toons and Animaniacs has declared that all DC superheroes films in production will forgo humor in order to present a serious superhero story.

 

 

Now, I’m open to watching dark superhero stories just as much as the next person. Hell, Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy is one of my favorite movie trilogies of all time. The problem that I, and many others have, is that Warner Bros. is abandoning humor and levity in order to attempt to recreate the success that they had with Nolan’s Batman films. The fatal flaw in their logic is that DC superheroes are not all like Batman, nor should their films be similar in tone to the Caped Crusader’s.

green-lantern-movie-image-32-600x283

Apparently, the critical and commercial failure of Green Lantern may be the cause of Warner Bros. and DC’s newest policy. In an attempt to capitalize on the success of Marvel’s Iron Man, Warner Bros. figured that Hal Jordan, typically viewed as one of the more serious members of The Justice League, could be used as a Tony Stark-like smooth talker. As we all know, it didn’t pay off well for them. Yes, you can argue that the humor was the least of Green Lantern’s problems, but it sure as hell didn’t help the movie. In the end, the failure of the humor falls squarely on the creators of the film, and the executives that demanded that Green Lantern’s cinematic debut be like Iron Man.

guardians-of-the-galaxy-trailer-2

Looking at DC’s rival studio, it’s abundantly clear that one of Marvel’s greatest successes is its ability to incorporate humor into their films.  While not all of their attempts have been successful (many would argue that Iron Man 3 and Thor: The Dark World sacrificed plot and character development for gags), you still have runaway successes like Guardians of the Galaxy. Even Captain America: The Winter Soldier, probably Marvel’s most serious film, still had a healthy amount of humor that made the characters so damn likeable.

The-Flash-Movie-Discussion

DC, much like Marvel, is bursting with comedic and fun-loving characters. Heroes like The Flash, the resident funnyman of the Justice League who has a personality as far away from Batman as you can get. When Batman broods, Flash laughs. It’s their distinct personalities and interactions with their supporting casts that set them apart. If Warner Bros. holds the line with their “no jokes” policy, does that mean we’ll get a Flash as serious and dower as The Dark Knight Detective? I don’t know about you, but that sounds terrible to me.

Justice_League_Justice_League_Unlimited3

The reason why I’ve always loved reading Justice League, and watching the animated shows and movies based on the comic is because it’s about extraordinarily  different people coming together to save the world. Their personalities and beliefs were all different, and that’s what made the team so interesting. It’s a blending of different tones and ideas that made them so damn effective at saving the day from villains like the Brainiac and Gorilla Grodd. Forcing them all to be one thing makes them lose their uniqueness and identities as characters.

Zack-Snyder-Henry-Cavill-Man-Of-Steel-e1372567269289

Look, no one wants DC’s cinematic universe to take off more than me. I’ve been a DC fan since I first watched Batman: The Animated Series when I was seven-years-old. I’ve been reading Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman and dozens of other DC comics for nearly 15 years.  I love these characters and their worlds. That’s why I’m deeply concerned by the “talent” that is in charge of creating DC’s movies. I know that Zack Snyder and David Goyer have ardent defenders, but I just feel like they’re doing a guessing game when it comes to making the big decisions for their take on DC’s most iconic characters.

What about you reader? What do you think of Warner Bros/DC’s newest mandate? Is it worth being concerned over? Let us know in the comments below!
Empty Space Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Inside The Locker: The Cardinal Rule

This week, the sports nerds ride the hype from last week’s ITL Fantasy Football draft and wax surprisingly tangential about the latest sports news. Ok, so it’s not surprising at all given their track record with lil’ asides and the fact that the news-makers seem to understand that we’re a mere week away from the start of the new NFL season.

FOOOOOOOOTBALLL!!!!!!!

Sorry, had to get that out. The guys also take your questions, Brian rails against a particularly anti-geek position taken by an ESPN commentator, and Elliott is quizzed over his quizzical fantasy football drafting technique.

Step inside and listen up!

 

Show Breakdown…

 

Scores & Stories (2:02)

Carroll Hipster

Topics Discussed: Josh Gordon suspended for entire season, NFL (finally) establishes domestic violence policies, ESPN seems to think we care how often Michael Sam showers, Kevin Love officially a Cav, USC gets double dose of negative publicity, Pete Carroll still a douche.

 

 

Cheers from the Cheap Seats (46:56)

Cheap Seats

We answer your tweeted questions! Thrill as one fan tries to throw us a curve, only to be soundly smashed by the legendary J.C.  Hey, would J.C. Smash Cat be a good nickname for him? No? I’m calling him that anyway.

 

 

Fantasy Football Preview (62:42)

Fantasy Football Report

It’s back! It’s back! IT’S BACK!!!!  So thrilled to kickoff the second season of our ITL Fantasy Football League. The draft was last weekend, so how do we think we fared? What lessons did we learn from last year? How has Brian’s bad luck already reared its head?

 

 

Follow us on Twitter, you don’t want to be the guy not paying attention when the good stuff happens.

noluckpass

The Show Account–@ITLCast
Brian–@BriguySalisbury
J.C.–@jcdeleon1
Elliott–@ITLElliott
Adam–@the_beef

 

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

World of UScast: Wayward Podcast Episode 10: A Ghost in the Room

We’re running a bit late this episode thanks to life in general, but the Wayward gang is back!

In this episode, we’ve brought on special guest, Kat, to talk about interpersonal relationships between different races. We even get a few comments from a ghost in the room.  The conversation is cut a little short (relatively speaking) due to time constraints, but not before Sarah and Kat get to talk about their latest scare…


Note: In this episode, there are some minor spoilers for the playable teaser, PT.

 

 

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Somebody Likes It Ep 7 – Father John Misty: “Fear Fun”

What does one say about Josh Tillman? He is an odd dude. That said, the three of us kind of had a love-in discussing the Father John Misty Album “Fear Fun”. I earned back some good-will after the whole Bon Jovi incident (which I’m gonna need when they see what I have planned next.)

A few Josh Tillman quotes:

On the writing of Fear Fun:
“I got into my van with enough mushrooms to choke a horse and started driving down the coast with nowhere to go. After a few weeks, I was writing a novel, which is where I finally found my narrative voice…. It was a while before that voice started manifesting in a musical way, but once I settled in the Laurel Canyon spider-shack where I’m living now, I spent months demoing all these weird-ass songs about weird-ass experiences almost in real-time, and kind of had this musical ‘Oh-there-I-am’ moment, identical to how I felt when I was writing the book.”

On the name “Father John Misty”:
“I had to give it a name, so I kind of wanted to confuse people with this ridiculous red herring admittedly patently ridiculous name that’s also phonetically beautifully and looks good in print. Sort of a name I’ve decided to give to this weird, subconscious, dream fragmentation I have of this homosexual, shamanic drifter who bounces around stirs up weird shit in my dreams. Like making out with my brother. So I guess the aggregate of all those things just felt right. But really and truly, the whole thing is just kind of about the fact that it really doesn’t matter what the fuck you call yourself, as long as the goods are in the explicit honesty.”

On the book that he wrote:
“It’s about this couple named Charles and Agnes Brimley, and Charles is an author writing this book about a herd of post-apocalyptic chihuahuas,” Tillman explains, “They go to Salt Lake City, walk by a funeral home, impersonate another couple, and order a ’69’ casket for themselves—a casket that you can 69 in. While Charles is writing his book, he gets into the casket and realizes that the voice of God is in there, and God’s name is Josh Tillman, and Josh Tillman divulges the secrets of Charles’ universe. I really like how the book is going so far.”

So, pretty great stuff if you ask me. Next week we tackle Hole, “Live Through This”, whereupon I might tackle Kevin for making me live through listening to this album (MY GOD, I’m getting good at this).

See you later, Shane

SLI_Album_FearFun

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Digital Noise Episode 57: And Young Justice For All

The universes spin out of and into a new alignment and voila: back to Chris and Brian at the helm of this week’s episode of Digital Noise.


As Chris ponders his revenge for last week’s Brony challenge, the two go through a big stack of new releases such as Boardwalk Empire: Season 4, Amazing Spider-Man 2, The Sacrament and Young Justice: Season 1. All this and a sweet giveaway! Why are you still reading this text? Start listening, quick, before the universal alignment changes again!

Empty Space
Please do consider using our links below to make all your Amazon purchases! Much appreciated.
Amazing Spider-Man 2 Bluray Review   Filth Bluray Review   Boardwalk Empire Season 4 Bluray Review
Empty Space
Rosemarys Baby Miniseries Bluray Review   Young Justice Season 1 Bluray Review   Shatner Get A Life DVD Review
Empty Space
Worm DVD Review   Leviathan Bluray Review   Fading Gigolo Bluray Review
Empty Space
The Sacrament Bluray Review   Revolution Season 2 Bluray Review   Mindy Project Season 2 DVD Review
Empty Space
Parks and Rec Season 6 DVD Review   The Railway Man Bluray Review
Empty Space

HOW TO WIN THE Railway Man GIVEAWAY:

1) Follow @oneofusnet on Twitter

2) Tweet at us with the answer to this hypothetical: What would be the hilarious title of your own autobiography?

3) Add #RailwayManGiveaway

4) We’ll select favorite answer and contact that winner via Twitter (open to U.S. residents only).

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Geeks@College Episode 105: The Timelords, They Are a-Changin’

It’s all about TV on this week’s G@C, as The Geeks welcome Peter Capaldi’s 12th Doctor on Doctor Who and bid farewell to the latest season of The Legend of Korra!

 

Taylor and Kaycee review “Deep Breath” (00:00 – 51:32)

 

The pair are joined by Chris to review the Season 3 finale of Korra (51:33 – 1:39:37)

Be sure to tell your thoughts on both shows in the comments!

 

 

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Five (More) Actors Who Could Play Doctor Strange

Doctor Strange seems to the one project in active development that Marvel isn’t willing to talk about. This year’s Comic-Con was thought to be the place where Marvel would announce the actual release date and star of the film. As we all saw, not a drop of information was revealed about the project. Despite not knowing anything about the inner workings of the production, it’s always fun to speculate who Marvel might want to play their Sorcerer Supreme. Below you’ll find a list of possible actors that I think would be more than suitable candidates for the role.

 

Jon Hamm

don draper 2

 

So, I have a bit of a man-crush on Jon Hamm. It’s kind of hard not to. Just look at that twinkle in his eye. Thankfully, the man can back up the good looks with his enormous talent. Finding immediate success as Don Draper in AMC’s Mad Men, Hamm is able to serenade an audience with his inspiring, and sometimes devious speeches on the hit show.

Superheroes and Hamm aren’t unfamiliar territories that have been explored before. The Mad Men star was a fan favorite to portray Superman in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel, a role that inevitably went to Henry Cavill. Despite his success with Mad Men, Hamm has struggled finding a strong vehicle to propel him to the big screen. Playing Doctor Strange would not only be the perfect way for him to kick off a film career, but it also gives him the chance of broadening his appeal among young filmgoers who might not be familiar with his work on television. Plus, have you seen that mug of his? Imagine that face with a moustache. Helllllooooo, nurse!

 

Mads Mikkelsen

madsmikkelsen

Originally cast to play Marvel footnote Malekith in Thor: The Dark World, Danish actor Mad Mikkelsen wisely dropped out of the production in order to portray the iconic role of Hannibal Lecter in NBC’s Hannibal. Hannibal, easily one of the most critically underrated shows on television, not only showcases Mikkelsen’s obvious talent, but his ability to inhabit a character that is so eerily calm and unknowable. If that doesn’t describe Doctor Strange then I don’t know what does. Outside of Mikkelsen’s television work, he’s most recognized by American audiences for his villainous performance as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.

If given the opportunity, I think Mikkelsen could do wonders playing a superhero immersed in a world of sorcery and incantations. It’s also worth noting he seems to be pretty familiar with ritual human sacrifices. I figure playing a character that summons demons and spirits isn’t much of a stretch for him given his taste for playing unsavory characters with a love of theatrics.

 

Liam Neeson

liam neeson

The man who only needs to look at you to scare you, Liam Neeson is probably one of the few 60+ year olds that could kick your ass and look real cool doing it. Before he became the most unlikely action-star in years, the Irish born actor had a very successful career that went as far back as the 1970s. With critically acclaimed movies like The Mission, Schindler’s List and Gangs of New York on his resume, Neeson has continuously proved he is one of the best actors of his generation.

As many comic book fans know, Neeson is no stranger to superhero movies. Having portrayed master anarchist Ra’s Al Ghul in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight Rises, it would be fun to see him play a heroic character in a comic book adaptation. Watching him snap a demon’s neck with one hand while hurling balls of fire with the other would be pretty cool too.

 

Jack Huston

jack huston

Already the most recent actor to be name dropped as a possibility to take on the role of the Sorcerer Supreme, Jack Huston is an actor that can deliver an extremely dark and heartfelt performance all in one scene.  Fans of Boardwalk Empire are very familiar with Huston’s role as the morally-conflicted and physically deformed hitman, Richard Harrow. Already appearing in films like American Hustle and Kill Your Darlings, the 31-year-old is an actor that needs to be the leading man in a film.

The mysterious interwebs have whispered that Huston was initially considered for the role of Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy, the character that eventually went to Chris Pratt. If Huston has already been in communication with Marvel before, it wouldn’t be all that surprising if the rumored talks of possibly taking on the part of Marvel’s resident sorcerer are true.

 

Daniel Brühl

daniel bruhl

Even if you’re not familiar with the name, you’ve probably seen a number of his films. German actor Daniel Brühl first gained recognition for his portrayl of a Nazi “war hero” in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds. Eventually gaining wide-spread recognition in Rush, a film in which he co-starred alongside Chris Hemsworth, Brühl was considered an early contender for an Academy Award for his role in the movie. While he did not receive a nomination, Brühl went on to star in The Fifth Estate and A Most Wanted Man.

Driven, talented and a love of playing emotionally troubled characters, Brühl can deliver audiences not only a charismatic Doctor Strange, but a Stephen Strange that has undergone enormous physical and psychological trauma. Even if Brühl’s chances of nabbing the part of Strange are a longshot, he deserves a mention on this list nonetheless. Although, I imagine knowing the God of Thunder doesn’t hurt his chances either.

What about you, true believer? Who do you want to see cloaked in the crimson cape of Doctor Strange? Let us know in the comments below!
Empty Space Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

The Die Cast: The Art of Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the half century old game of being excessively cruel to other people in your living room, and there was no way the Die Cast crew was going to pass up that experience. On this week’s show, Jacob, Daniel, Tyler and Paul recount one of the best days of gaming they’ve ever experienced, a full eight hours of threats, showdowns, and friendships nearly ruined. Yes, this is Diplomacy!

Plus, listen as the crew talks about what they’ve been playing and the monetary risks of collecting that beautiful/evil X-Wing miniatures games. Double plus: Tyler pitches the crew Kickstarter projects in his new “Tyler’s Kickstarter Corner” segment, which is really just an excuse to be mean to Tyler.

 

Diplomacy

Want to buy your own copy? Please do so by clicking the image and using our Amazon links!

 

 

Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

Could ‘Alien: Isolation’ Be the Rebirth of a Horror Icon?

The Alien series has been one of those mishandled franchises that has been continuously kicked around and abused for decades. Still, hope rises anew, even in the face of great adversity and scorn. Though the chance to see sequels to the films seems more or less dead, especially after the critically panned Prometheus, the multi-mouthed monstrosity is looking to make itself a major player in the world of video games with the highly anticipated first person horror game, Alien: Isolation.

 

Brought to life by veteran game developer Creative Assembly, well known to PC gamers for their multiple iterations in the Total War series, Isolation is being promoted as a pure survival horror experience.

 

Right off the bat, this is not in any way shape or form related to the universally detested Aliens: Colonial Marines. No, Alien: Isolation has in fact been in development much longer than Gearbox’s failed first person shooter.

 alien-isolation-amanda-ripley

Taking place 15 years after the events of Ridley Scott’s Alien, Isolation follows Amanda Ripley, who is investigating the unexplained disappearance of her mother, Ellen Ripley, and the destruction of the Nostromo. Learning that the Nostromo’s flight recorder was discovered, Amanda travels with a small crew to a massive space station called Sevastopol, where the recorder is being kept. Unbeknownst to her and the crew she is traveling with; an Alien is aboard the station and has been methodically killing off the inhabitants.

alien-isolation-motion-tracker

As previously stated, Isolation is being sold as a survival horror game with a big emphasis on the survival. Don’t go in thinking you’ll be picking up a pulse rifle with a plasma grenade attachment. While most video games have featured multiple Aliens, Isolation has only one. This Alien, much like the one seen in the original film, is not there to soak up gunfire like the ones in explosion heavy sequel. No, the Alien cannot be killed by the player. In order to avoid the creature, which actively hunts you throughout the campaign by learning your gameplay behavior, the implementation of stealth tactics and distractions are absolutely necessary to survive.

Hello_There

Outside of the Alien itself, players will come across the remaining survivors of the space station who have formed small bandit-like groups in order to survive the Alien’s ferocious appetite for death and dismemberment. Perhaps even more terrifying than then Alien and roving bands of marauders are the bright eye synthetics that stalk the halls. Much like the Alien, the androids are actively hunting anyone left on the station. If there pale ill-fitting skin isn’t creepy enough, one long stare into their lidless eyes will make anyone want to encounter the 7-foot tall monster that prowls the air ducts.

alien iso

Isolation’s choice to return to the franchise horror roots is being embraced as a welcomed one. The game’s environments are obviously reminiscent of the first film, and even the technology and equipment seen in the 1979 looks as if it was perfectly recreated in the game. Motion tracker? Check. Flamethrower? Check. Bobbing water bird? Check. That’s pretty much all you need to survive against a monster with giant penis head, right?

Alien-Isolation-1

Even with all the glowing previews from critics and lucky gamers able to get their hands on the hotly anticipated game, the Internet seems to have already deemed Alien: Isolation an inevitable failure. Why? Well, because Aliens: Colonial Marines, which was made by a completely different studio, was bad. Oh, yes. The Internet, known for its invaluable insight, can never be wrong once it delivers its loud, whiny message to the masses. Look, a healthy amount of skepticism is never a bad thing, but to be so opinionated about something you haven’t played or seen is just so ridiculously stupid. Look, we’ve all made statements about movies and games before we ever watched or played them. I’m sure I’ve been guilty of it in the past many times, but with such good word of mouth, and a plethora of previews and interviews with the developers of the game, Alien: Isolation is looking to be one of the best games of 2014.

Alien-Isolation-3

As of right now, I’m eagerly anticipating Isolation’s release, and implore the OneOfUs.net community to at least watch some of the truly heart pumping demos available online. Alien: Isolation will be released on PC, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One on October 7.

What about you reader? Does Alien: Isolation look like the Alien game you’ve always wanted? Let us know in the comments below!

Empty Space
Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us

SMARK COUNTRY: Diva, The Other Four Letter Word

Tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw saw an incredibly bloated segment focusing on the schism between Nikki and Brie Bella. Viewers also saw the continued escalation between current champion Paige and recently dethroned champ and now number one contender, AJ Lee.

 

 

 

The fan reaction during the latter was some of the louder cheering we’ve heard from the WWE Universe during a Women’s segment in a while. The “Divas Suck” chant during the former really illuminates what the fans think about current booking of the women’s division.

For the past eight or nine years, the WWE has been littered with a bunch of women who don’t really care about professional wrestling and only seek to use the company as a springboard to acting or modeling careers. The few women who HAVE cared about wrestling and about their company (ex. AJ Lee, Paige, Emma, Tamina Snuka, Natalya, Naomi) have had to work twice as hard because of they had to carry mediocre in-ring opponents and three times harder than that just to get noticed because they haven’t, as AJ Lee so eloquently put it, “sucked up to the right people.”

Then you have the Bella twins. The majority of the audience has been lethargic since this angle began and doesn’t show any sign of changing. It’s no secret that the Bellas are in a protected position, with Brie marrying Daniel Bryan recently and Nikki dating John Cena. It’s argued that had it not been for that, they may have been part of the purge that saw nearly twenty superstars released from contracts earlier this year.

Though Vince McMahon, Triple H and company have never been the best when it comes to tapping into the zeitgeist of the modern era, even they have to be getting the hint. The WWE fans no longer want failed lingerie models for eye candy. They don’t want Divas, they want women’s wrestlers. Do you also feel the same way?

Empty Space
Shows

GoFundImageIf you have a few extra dimes to spare, please help us help a fan in need. Thank you!

Empty Space

Subscribe to One of Us Shop One of Us