Ash & Fern: Happy Con Season!

Indianapolis hosts a lot of conventions. A LOT. As someone who lives and works downtown and has to fight the traffic and dodge pedestrians every time the Future Farmers of America come to town, I don’t always love this aspect of my city’s tourism culture. But this past weekend? That one is the best.

 

 

GenCon makes me smile every single year. If you aren’t familiar, GenCon is a gaming convention that attracts almost 50,000 awesome people to Indy every summer. They game all day (and all night) for 4 straight days. They wear amazing costumes and stay in character all weekend. They drink more Mountain Dew than I do, which is impressive. They have more fun in 4 days than some people have all year. And they just make downtown such an exciting place to be.

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While I don’t usually attend the actual Con (you may remember my shameful lack of gaming skills), I do still plan my days around it. A friend and I do an annual “people watching” lunch where we pick a restaurant right in the heart of the activity and soak up the atmosphere for a couple of hours. This year I even managed to have a couple of things I needed to get done at work that involved venturing out of the office during the day on Thursday. Next year I’ll be sure to come up with more.

I’m not naïve so I know that not everyone in Indy gets as excited about this as I do. Last year I was listening to a local radio station on GenCon weekend and an especially cranky caller was complaining about all the “losers” in town getting in his way. I thoroughly enjoyed the host’s immediate and emphatic response that the caller must be pretty cool if he’s qualified to call 50,000 people losers. While I know that grouchy caller isn’t alone in his attitude, overall I think the excitement and friendliness of the Con-goers has won just about everyone in the city over at this point.

I love GenCon and view it as the kickoff to my Con season, and one of my absolute favorite things about it is that it means it’s almost time for DragonCon. In less than 2 weeks I will be in Atlanta with roughly 60,000 of my closest friends. I will wait in never-ending lines and cram into gigantic steaming (or freezing, those are the only 2 options) halls to see some my favorite sci-fi and fantasy stars. I will get zero sleep, drink gallons of the previously mentioned Mountain Dew, and probably not eat a vegetable the whole time I’m there. My feet will hurt, I will lose my voice, and I will most likely catch the dreaded “Con crud.” And I fraking can’t wait.

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Everyone loves Cons for their own reasons. I know some people love meeting their favorite actors or writers. Others love cosplay or finally finding people to play their favorite games with. For me it’s very simple. For the most part my friends don’t share my interests. They never make me feel bad about my obsessions, though I do have to endure some good-natured teasing on occasion, but they don’t always understand why I love what I love. So that one weekend a year I can meet people who just get it? It’s awesome. I don’t have to justify why I like Battlestar Galactica so much, we can just skip straight to arguing about the finale.

For the record, I will be sporting a costume this year. That was one of my New Year’s Resolutions for 2014, to stop thinking about making a costume and finally just do it. And I did. Sort of. I may have cheated a little. I’m going to dress as Bo from Lost Girl which essentially involves wearing a lot of black, a lot of leather, and a lot of eyeliner. But technically it’s a costume. Baby steps!

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Anyone else headed to Atlanta Labor Day weekend? I’d love to hear from you if you are! Maybe we can do an impromptu OneOfUs meetup. (Translation, grab a beer.) You can find me on twitter @fernmays and assuming cell reception/wifi choose to cooperate, I’ll be tweeting all weekend!

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World of UScast: The British Bodcast: Episode VII-Capitol Sex Criminal

On an all new British Bodcast, Duke and Kia talk about:

-A Captain America exhibition in London.

-Kia’s consumption of We’re Alive.

-The Sex-positive outlook in Matt Fraction’s Sex Criminals.

-Buying legos whilst drunk.

-The Secret Cinema fiasco.

Don’t forget to check out needtoconsume.com for everything geeky on the other side of the pond and enter their amazing Mondo competition by visiting the site. Closes August 31st 2014

Before They Were Expendable: The Perfect Action Movie Marathon

With The Expendables 3 in theaters, and already receiving less than favorable reviews, a look back at the careers of this collection of aging action stars felt appropriate. Before Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and their co-stars were quipping in these Expendables movies, they were busy making their own series of popular films.

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First Blood

“Nothing is over!”

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With the exception of Rocky, First Blood is arguably Stallone’s mot beloved movie. Less of an action film and more of a thriller, First Blood tells the story of John Rambo, a troubled and deeply depressed Vietnam veteran trying to integrate himself back into a post-war society. After being brutally harassed by a local sheriff played by Brian Dennehy, Rambo snaps and assaults the deputies tasked with interrogating him. After making his escape, Rambo hides in the rain swept forests of Washington, while trying to survive the elements and a police onslaught.

First Blood succeeded in not only delivering plenty of action and violence, but it also examines the abuse and psychological trauma suffered by veterans of war.

 

Predator

“Get to the chopppaaa!”

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It’s hard not to say that the 1980s was Schwarzenegger’s decade. He had a movie out every year, and it was the decade that cemented him as an action icon. In 1987, Predator was another notch on his belt when it came to delivering great popcorn entertainment. The films follows Dutch (Schwarzenegger) and his crack team of commandos who have been tasked with rescuing hostages from hostile territory in Central America. Realizing the mission is anything but a simple rescue, each of the members is slowly and methodically picked-off one by one. The team soon learns that they are being stalked by an alien life-form with a love of collecting the skulls and skins of its prey. Gory and ridiculously bloody, Predator is an action movie that holds up to this day.

 

The Road Warrior

“Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.”

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There was a Mad Max before there was a Mad Mel. Yes, Mel Gibson’s career as an actor has certainly stalled due to his controversial comments and behavior, but before all the controversy he was fondly remembered as “Mad” Max Rockatansky in The Road Warrior. The sequel to Mad Max, The Road Warrior was a post-apocalyptic action film set in the desert wastes of Australia. In a place where gasoline is more valuable than water, Mad Max is many things; mercenary, wanderer and opportunist are words that more than adequately describe him. In this particular film, he finds himself in the middle of a stand-off between a group of nomadic settlers and a band of leather clad marauders. Considered to be one of the greatest science-fiction films ever made, The Road Warrior offers plenty of action and heroics by Gibson and is one of the best movies in the action genre.

 

Blade

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”

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Before Wesley Snipes was better known for tax evasion, the same crime of which his character in The Expendables 3 is guilty, he was part of the movement that brought superhero movies to the forefront of cinema. Blade is looked at as the grandfather of the modern superhero film genre. It was the first of the comic books films to have an R-rating, and to be just as violent as its source material. It succeeded not only because of these things, but also because Snipes was so dedicated to the role. Nothing was more jaw dropping than Snipes’ Blade walking into a blood drenched vampire rave to brutally dispatch the deadly creatures of the night. While the quality of the sequels would take a nose dive off a cliff, the first film still holds up and it remains one of the best action movies of the 1990s.

 

Desperado

“Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.”

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Robert Rodriguez’s Desperado, the second film in his Mexico Trilogy, played a huge role in showcasing Antonio Banderas as a leading man and action star. Playing the role of El Mariachi, a guitar carry gunman seeking revenge, Banderas brings plenty of charisma and playfulness to a character that many would find cliché today.  The film’s plot may be thin, but it more than makes up for it with its senseless violence and bloody gun battles. It’s also the movie that introduced Selma Hayek to American audiences. You have to be thankful for that.

 

I Come in Peace (Dark Angel)

“And you go in pieces, asshole.”

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Dolph Lundgren is a very intelligent and sweet man, but he’s terrible at picking films. After scouring through a long list of movies of questionable quality, I Come in Peace is probably one of the few Lundgren films that deserves at least one watch. The story follows Jack Caine (Lundgren), who learns that extraterrestrials are harvesting a chemical from the bodies of drug addicts. This unknown chemical is then sold to addicts on the aliens’ home planet. Featuring campy dialogue and some groan worthy acting, I Come in Peace is not a good movie, but it does give Lundgren a chance to deliver a number of quotable one-liners, and show off a fair amount of bone crushing martial arts moves.

 

Patriot Games

“Want me to start with the other knee?”

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Harrison Ford has played a number of iconic roles. In the 1990s, Ford also managed to add another name to his substantial resume of performances with Patriot Games. Taking on the role of Jack Ryan, perhaps Tom Clancy’s most famous fictional character, Ford matched wits and fists with the IRA. After saving the life of a member of the British Royal Family, Ryan and his family is targeted by a nasty IRA operative played by Sean Bean. It’s a good action thriller, and shows that even Ford, who was no longer cracking the whip, could still hold his own against a few nefarious terrorists.

 

Unleashed

“I am home.”

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Jet Li’s has hardly been given enough screen time in the Expendables films. What is especially frustrating is that he’s easily the most physically active actors among his co-stars. To truly see Li’s talent as a master of martial arts, and his ability to deliver a solid performance, Unleashed is the film that must be watched. Playing the role of a slave in modern day society, Jet Li’s Danny has been collared and caged since he was a child. Forced to fight in underground fighting tournaments in Britain, Danny is only released from his shackles when he is forced to kill an opponent. Eventually escaping his abusive master, played by the late Bob Hoskins, Danny finds solace in a quiet home of a blind man and his step-daughter. Offering plenty of violence, kung-fu and wise words from Morgan Freeman, Unleashed is not only a great film, but a fantastic introduction to those unfamiliar with the mixed-martial arts genre.

What about you reader? Any other action films that one should see that stars Expendables cast member? Let us know in the comments below.

 

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The Best of Public Axis Year Two

Sexy Nerd Talk and Body Part Swap Walk! Stand-Up Comedy Fame and Second Grade School Shame! Red Bull Space Jumps and Seven-Layer Dip Dumps! Only a few of the spectacular good times shared in this magnificent collection – the Best of the Public Axis: Year Two!

Collected from Public Axis March 2013 to March 2014.

00:00 We’ve been holding on to this collection for a special occasion and there’s no better time than now to share this pantheon of golden moments from our second year of podcasting. After a wonderful year of being a part of Lounge Geeks and now finding a new home at One of Us, here’s a perfect sampler of what Public Axis is all about – gut-busting good times with great friends, old and new, in the world of comedy, film, music and arts. This is our Tour of Italy, if you will. Our Bottomless Fries. Our Never-Ending Pasta. Our All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. Please enjoy the Best of Public Axis: Year Two.

2:41 Body Part Swappin’ with J.T. Street from Episode #36.

8:19 Chilibonchas with Dino Foxx from Episode #38.

11:35 Tap Dancing for Cathy with Aaron Aryanpur from Episode #39.

17:49 Hypothetical Tattoos with Bryan Callen from Episode #39 (Bonus).

21:09 The Best Movie Endings with Ryan Stout from Episode #40.

25:58 Working on The Walking Dead (Panel) with Lawrence Mercado from Episode #41.

31:30 Matamoros & College Chic-Fil-A with Bryan Ortiz, Scott Langford and Brant Bumpers from Episode Aaron Aryanpur from Episode #42.

42:04 Disney Reenactments and Sexy Voices with Nerd Alert Designs from Episode #44.

47:12 Regan is a Bully at NDG Sci-Fest with Samson Portillo from Episode #46.

51:16 Beardapalooza with Alamo Beard Club from Episode #49.

54:08 The Red Bull Space Jump with Jay Whitecotton and Brant Bumpers from Episode #51.

59:22 Sacrilegious with Mario Salazar and Blair Thompson from Episode #53.

1:04:23 History of Violence with Jason “Shaggy” Gossard from Episode #56.

1:14:12 Cat Hoarders and Toilet Meals with Aaron Barash from Episode #57.

1:04:23 History of Violence with Jason “Shaggy” Gossard from Episode #56.

1:20:22 Life Long Nemesis with Jackie Kashian from Episode #58.

1:27:33 Real Life Problems and Their Solutions with Richard Morgan from Episode #59.

1:35:03 Time Travel & Cruz/Garza 2016 with Anthony Torino and Jade Esteban Estrada from Episode #60.

1:41:48 Never Buy Your Own Fried Chicken with Joel Settles from Episode #63.

1:47:54 Spashatti with Jacob James Garcia and Aaron Cheatham from Episode #65.

1:54:44 Get Off the Stage, Super Mario Bros with Rachel Feinstein and Michael V Suarez from Episode #67.

1:59:12 Pizza Lion with Matt Golightly from Episode #68.

2:05:18 Merman Wrestler with Rudy Russo from Episode #71.

2:09:19 Taking the Leap with Ashley Quinn and Jay LaFarr from Episode #72.

2:12:36 Devious Devices, Incorporated with The Amazing Johnathan and Anastasia Synn from Episode #74 (Bonus).

Again, thanks for listening! If you want the full episodes from times past, head to comediaagogo.com. As always, be sure to check out BLOOD COUSINS, our first feature film! It is waiting for you at bloodcousinsmovie.com! A movie of comedy, terror and revenge – a MUST SEE for fans of this show! Use the promo code FIESTATUBE and score it for $5!

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5 Reasons The Original ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Still Holds Up

I love the Ninja Turtles.  As a male child born in the early 80’s, the TMNT  holds a special place in my heart, but I won’t be going to see the new movie. I’ve decided this because I don’t get paid to watch movies, so why should I waste my hard earned dollar on something that by all accounts of people I trust is a shitty movie that craps on a childhood love of mine?

I’ll keep my time and money and put it to things that are worth my time, thank you very much.

If there is one upside to this supposed train wreck of a film is that it has the world talking Turtles again and that gives me a chance to talk about a film worthy of my attention, the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! With five movies for the TMNT (6 depending if you count the 2009 TV movie Turtles Forever) the original remains the definitive Turtle film.

What has made the first film stand the test of time? Let’s take a look and find out!

 

5. The Outstanding Puppetry and Practical Effects

Jim_Henson_and_Ninja_Turtles_1990 If you you are into creature creation and practical effects, this film is a must watch. The legendary Jim Henson Company brought the Turtles to life for this movie and almost 25 years later, the effects still hold up.  They even went the extra mile to make sure each Turtle feels unique beyond mere differences in mask color and weapon. Splinter also is quite a delight to watch, you feel his age and how tired he is with every movement. In an era of CG everything there is something magic about seeing actors being able to physically interact with a practical effect.

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4. The Cheesy, but Effective Soundtrack

While I’m in no hurry to run out and buy the soundtrack, I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t pick out every track from it. The range of music is really impressive, running from very light romps to some tunes that pack a real dark edge to them. The movie, to its credit, makes the most of every piece. The few original songs for the movie like the above T.U.R.T.L.E. Power are so delightfully overdone and goofy that you can’t help but be entertained by them. The music is definitely dated, but it is that odd kind of dated that is still somehow charming.

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3. The Fight Scenes

maxresdefault While limited in what they realistically could pull off in the suits, the Turtles still manage to kick all kinds of ass. The movie is actually fairly clever in that it sets some of its fights in carefully constructed spaces, spaces that accentuated the kinds of combat the Turtles could perform. They do keep the action and violence on the lighter side of things (save the rather dark twist for the final fate of the Shredder), but the combat never poorly done or boring. Bring on the bad guys because these turtles are ready to fight!

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2. The Retention of Some of the Comic’s More Mature Themes

teenageturtles5348 There is is real hurt and pain in this movie. The Turtles aren’t a team, they’re family, and family is complicated enough when you don’t have an evil army after you that has kidnapped your father and almost succeeded in murdering one of your siblings. What I’m getting at here is that this movie has an emotional depth that many people miss because it is a movie about giant talking turtles. Almost every character in the film grapples with doubt, pain, and loss. The movie never loses its sense of fun, but it isn’t afraid to be dark at points and respects its audience enough to trust that they can handle it, which always gives a project bonus points from me.

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1. The Film Had Heart and Something to Say 

vlcsnap2013100816h54m15s124 This is a film about family. Who is your family, what is family, and the special relationship between fathers and sons. It supports the idea that the choices you make and the people you choose to be in your life matter. This movie is better than it has any right to be. As flawed as it is, you can tell that the people behind it cared and were trying to create something more than a simple cash grab. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not claiming this is some amazingly misunderstood masterpiece. It’s a damn popcorn movie, but it is a damn fun popcorn movie and worth a watch or re-watch the next time you have a chance

 

Share your own thoughts on this movie or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in general in the comments below.
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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘What If’

Let’s engage in a round of hypotheticals shall we?


What if a boy met a girl who already had a boyfriend? Could they still just be friends despite his feelings for her?


What if she found out about those feelings?


What if that boy was The Boy Who Lived and she was merely a muggle pixie dream girl?


What if a rom-com wasn’t complete garbage?


These are just the sort of questions explored and debated by the Unusual Suspects in this audio review of What If, starring Harry Potter and Ruby Sparks. Or, you know, whatever their actual actor-y names are. Chris, Brian, and J.C. give their thoughts and appraisals as they venture across the barren wasteland known as The Friend Zone.


What If…you downloaded, listened, and then told all your friends to do the same?

 

Geeks@College Episode 103: Catching Up with Korra

Taylor, Chris and Kaycee are back and they’re discussing the latest season (so far) of Nick’s animated show, The Legend of Korra, Nickelodeon’s treatment of the show, as well as a discussion on recent cable animation. Enjoy!

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Ash & Fern: Next On Your YA To-Read List…

The Giver Series…Check
Hunger Games Series…Check
Divergent Series…Check
Dustlands Series…wait, what?

 

 

 

 

In the world of young adult dystopian literature, there have been many options emerging lately for readers of all ages and levels to enjoy, especially those with strong female characters at the helm. For those of you who are feeling like a piece of you is missing until Mockingjay’s cinematic release in November, I’ve got a way for you to fill your time for the next few months.

Moira Young’s Dustlands Series starts in Blood Red Road by introducing Saba, the introverted main character who identifies with no one save her twin brother, Lugh. When Lugh gets stolen away by a group of Tonton riders on day, Saba is shoved into new roles and new places as she tries to save him.  Of course, along the way, other characters are brought along to help, hinder, and even love her. It’s in those side characters that the true power of this story lies. Each side character gets just as much development over the series as Saba herself, which strengthens the story as it goes. You don’t just feel for Saba; In fact, sometimes you find yourself completely frustrated with her and her decisions. You end up identifying with different characters throughout, which I didn’t necessarily find true in some of the other popular series in this genre such as Divergent.

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As with the Hunger Games and Divergent, the second book, Rebel Heart, and the third, Raging Star, find the story developing out of a personal story into a rebel movement against the powers that be.While the formula being followed throughout the series isn’t necessarily creative, Young gets credit for keeping the story fresh throughout the entire series up until the very last page. While Mockingjay rushed through the revolution, not giving it the attention to detail it deserved, and Allegiant seemed to lag in the relationship woes of Tris and Four until the final chapters that left many dissatisfied and even slightly angry, Raging Star was still providing page-turning suspense throughout and finished with an ending that is sure to satisfy most fans. There are still heartbreaks and moments along the way that you’ll wish went another way, but each event has its place in the story and serves to be a catalyst for another event, not just a point where the author needed some emotion.

The movie rights to the Dustlands series have been picked up and all we know so far is that Ridley Scott is working on getting the film adaptation going.  Depending on the rest of the cast and crew that gets on board, I think that this could be a great cinematic adventure as well. The story provides enough action, romance, and drama to fill theaters in the same way as the others. I’m just hoping that enough people start picking up the books to put some momentum behind it.

 

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World of UScast: Episode 10: The Hunting Trip

Scheduling conflicts and an unexpected hunting trip for Sarah have forced Toshi to fly solo, seeking the aid of his good friend Jeff for a downbeat conversation about life in Japan. Jeff, who has lived in Japan for 17 years has lots to share of his experiences, so listen well, those of you who would seek to move to the Land of the Rising Sun.
Fortunately, Sarah was able to make it back from her adventures for the last third of the podcast, so fear not, Sarah fans.

Note: In this episode there are mild spoilers for Frozen (of all things) and Supernatural references throughout.

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Somebody Likes It Ep 5 – NWA: “Straight Outta Compton”

Hey everybody, check this shit out! We’re back! We haven’t gotten fired yet, and I don’t know about you guys, but as far as I’m concerned, that is NOT a familiar feeling. Thanks Chris and Brian! Finally somebody has faith in my crazy ideas! (I’m looking at you Mom).

This week we take on the truly groundbreaking 1988 classic, “Straight Outta Compton”. I was tempted to write this in some clever fashion, with lots of puns and references to how white we are, but as funny and subversive that kind of humor is, I guess I’m just feeling a little blasé this week. I do want to comment on how hilariously silly the lyrics to this album are, and how much things have changed in the intervening 25 years since Straight Outta Compton was released. What seemed scary and “other” has been so co-opted, that now even the unintentionally hilarious is just as funny as the intentional. In fact, sometimes it’s hard for me to discern between the two.

When we were recording I kept trying to remind myself to tell a story but I eventually forgot. I suppose I should share it with you here. At some point in the show I give a character profile of a guy I went to high school with named Judd. There are only 2 things I really remember about Judd. 1. At parties, he would only drink Gatorade mixed with Peppermint Schnapps. 2. He pretty much only listened to NWA. OH! And 3. He drove a kick ass HUGE 70’s van, (yes, he had a moustache). It was the first car I had ever ridden in that had neither a working speedometer nor gas gauge; made for lots of adventures, but those are for another day. When that van finally died, he bought an identical one. That was just his identity by that point, you know? When I was in 10th grade Judd and I went to Padre Island for Spring Break with a group of friends. One afternoon, we were cruising THE VAN up and down the main strip, and every time we passed a group of comely lasses (which was often), Judd would lean out of the window and coo at them “Wasssup LADIES! Wanna party?!”…upon the immediate and inevitable rejection he would invariably mutter “vicious bitches”. This went on for hours, and he never once altered this initial pitch, nor his reaction to the letdown…It was sort of like watching a gif of a dog chasing, then catching, a skunk.

Next week—We’re gonna continue our move out of the 70’s and 80’s and talk about something a hell of a lot more recent: Father John Misty and the 2012 record “Fear Fun”. Lot’s of songs about drinking and drugging. WOO HOOOOO!!!

–Shane

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