Ash & Fern: Ode to Elf

It’s well into December and it’s too freaking cold to do anything outside in Indiana. This is great news for me because I can stop my secret shame-watching of Elf, the greatest Christmas movie ever made. Right now I don’t have to hide the fact that my Friday night is spent with Buddy the Elf. (By hide I mean tweet that I’m “reading a book” or “going to bed early” so people don’t judge the fact that I’m watching a Christmas movie in August. Yes apparently I think going to bed at 8 p.m. on a Friday is less embarrassing than watching Elf in August. Is it? I don’t know.)

 

For some ridiculous reason, tradition or stubbornness if I had to guess, some people still swear by Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story. Or even It’s a Wonderful Life. Snore. The fact is we hit the Christmas movie jackpot when Buddy and company came onto the scene over a decade ago. Elf checks every box on the checklist for the perfect Christmas movie, including some we didn’t even know we needed. It’s hilarious and sweet and colorful. Somehow they managed to get all of my feelings about Christmas in one movie, all while making it one of the most delightfully quotable movies ever.

“We elves try to stick to the four major food groups; candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”

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I say this at least twice a week. All year. Most people get it and give me at least a little chuckle. Some people seem annoyed but at least clearly know what it’s from. Those who give me a blank stare? I don’t even know how to react. It makes me want to make them eat a giant plate of spaghetti and maple syrup. I feel like if you haven’t seen Elf at least once at this point you have to be actively avoiding it, and that kind of makes me want to actively avoid you. Harsh? Fine, I’m a Grinch.

“You sit on a throne of lies.”

I realize this is Christmas blasphemy, but I really hate Santa. I’ve never seen the appeal. Presents are great, sure. But Santa? Blah. I think it probably stems from a traumatic childhood experience, as so many things do. See I figured it out way too early. The whole thing didn’t make sense. Chimneys? No way. The story my parents fed me about a spare key was ridiculous. And every house in one night? And all those cookies? It was absurd. Unfortunately I was way too young and not allowed to ruin the magic for all the kids at school. So I wasn’t allowed to rub in their faces how much smarter I was? Ugh Santa. I don’t know what this has to do with Elf, but I needed to let it out. It’s not something you can usually just throw out in polite conversation.

“He’s an angry elf!”

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Future Tyrion Lannister kicking the crap out of a giant elf? Yep.

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

Shockingly I’m not the sentimental type when it comes to Christmas music. Maybe it’s years of working in retail for the holidays and hearing the same 8 songs on repeat for MONTHS. Ok yeah that’s probably it. But generally Christmas music just makes me want to puke. (Except for the *NSYNC Christmas album, that remains a modern holiday masterpiece.) For some reason, the music in Elf doesn’t make me want to scream. Maybe it’s the overall tone that’s more fun than sentimental, but it works for me. And there’s nothing quite like a department store shower duet.

“What about this, a tribe of asparagus children, but they’re self-conscious about the way their pee smells.”

I mean come on. The best movie asparagus pee joke since Austin Powers pretended to be that peeing fountain. Nothing says Christmas like smelly pee!

“Watch out! The yellow ones don’t stop!”

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I yelled this while darting across a 4 lane street with my parents on the way to a recent Colts game. I was immensely proud of myself for managing to use a movie quote in an appropriate situation for once. Unfortunately I was so distracted I almost got hit by one of the yellow ones. So that happened.

“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”

This is where it gets deep. My mom hates movies. She thinks they are horribly boring. The woman can sit and do a 5000 piece puzzle for days but as soon as she sits down on the couch to watch a movie her eyes start to droop. It’s astonishing. But every year on Christmas, sometime after the presents are opened and we’ve all gorged ourselves, my sister will say “let’s watch Elf!” like it’s the greatest idea ever. My mom will say “oh I do like that movie” and we all look at her like she’s grown a second head and start the movie before she realizes what she’s done. Maybe I’m becoming sentimental in my old age, but that might be my favorite family Christmas tradition.

I could go on for days, but frankly I want to go watch Elf.

What about you, have a different favorite Christmas movie? (Ash, I know you are obsessed with Love Actually, no need to comment.)

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Five and Out 081: Future PS4 Games We’re Excited About

Listener submitted! This week Wes and Steve discuss Wes’s latest trip to the dentist, batwinging, and our Top 5 Future PS4 Games We’re Excited About! Enjoy!

What are your Future PS4 (or XBox One, or WiiU!) Games You’re Excited About? Let us know! E-mail us at fiveplaynet@gmail.com!

 

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Somebody Likes It Ep 21 – Shuggie Otis: “Inspiration Information”

Did I like listening to Shuggie Otis’s album “Inspiration Information”? Yeah, I did. A lot. So did everybody else recording this show with me.

It’s not often you get to see the blueprint of a musical paradigm. The record was a little shaky, especially after the first 5 or 6 songs, but wow, what a first 5 or 6 songs. It reminded me of the old quote about the Velvet Underground and everybody that bought their records creating a band…

This album is flawed for sure, but I feel like it’s impossible that Hall and Oates, Prince, Average White Band, Lenny Kravitz, Steely Dan, Doobie Brothers, and countless others would have become the hit-makers they became…or fuck, even found their signature sounds, without listening to this listless prodigy.

Listless. It’s hard to hear a burgeoning genius like this go down with such a whimper…we talk about it a lot in this show…

OK…got that out of my system. Ryan picked “Hollaback Girl” for “A Few Minutes With” this go round. Pretty sure if it were more than a few minutes, Phil might have throttled Ryan. Something about bananas.

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Next week…Camper Van Beethoven’s “Key Lime Pie”

Sounds Delicious. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

–Shane.

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SMARK COUNTRY: A Savior Discovers Impact Wrestling

The “Internet Wrestling Community” has been relatively mum about the few weeks old news of Impact Wrestling finding a new home with Destination America. This could be a bad sign, as with pro wrestling in general, the worst reaction you could possibly have with the audience is no reaction.

 

 

I think this has less to do with the fact that people have completely written off TNA and more to do with the fact that fans are befuddled with the company’s new destination and what kind of reception this network will give the little engine that could that is the number two promotion in the United States.

With TNA’s existing deal with Spike TV, who has been the home of TNA wrestling for the past nine years, showing no positive signs on the renegotiations front, TNA President Dixie Carter left no stone unturned and was able to get a deal brokered with Discovery Communications, the parent company of Destination America. In her press release, Carter assuaged fans that may think this was just a stopgap and that TNA has no long term strategy.

“We are very excited about Destination America being the new network for IMPACT WRESTLING and the partnership with Discovery Communications both domestically and across the globe. Their commitment to promote and grow our brand in innovative and compelling ways was instrumental in knowing we had found the right home,” TNA President Dixie Carter said in a press release announcing the deal. “Together we will create an experience that takes our fans on a new journey that will push the envelope of technology, including where we take our cameras, going deeper into our superstars’ lives and showing the reality of what it takes to create a weekly professional wrestling show, all while showcasing the very best male and female athletes in the world.”

This announcement is good news for the men and women in the locker room that were perhaps hesitant with signing long term deals with the company that they might not see a dime of if the company folded. It is also good for wrestling fans who can continue to get their weekly wrestling fix here and perhaps feel that the alternatives either can’t get on a visible timeslot (Ring of Honor) or provide a satisfying product week in/week out (World Wrestling Entertainment).

But several questions loom. What exactly do they have planned as far as promoting the company across the entire Discovery Communications line? Will it keep its existing time slot? And most importantly, how involved in the day to day operations will Destination America be? The product has always been a TV14/PG-13 rated show, but there is a strong feeling that because of their new network, that TNA will likely change to a more family friendly product, much like the WWE did several years ago. This could be a dilemma as the one aspect that did cause viewers to stray from the WWE product was fans looking for something that, for lack of a better term, didn’t insult their intelligence. They beat World Wrestling Entertainment in the one category that WWE couldn’t win. But the most important question, will Destination America tolerate the shenanigans that went on in booking, creative and upper management, which led to Spike TV opting to not re-up their deal.

I believe it was Robert Redford who once said ‘When you get older, you learn certain life lessons. You apply that wisdom, and suddenly you say, ‘Hey, I’ve got a new lease on this thing. So let’s go.’ Do you feel that the higher ups in TNA have learned from their mistakes and have earned this new lease on life?

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Animated Anarchy: In Defense of Eight Crazy Nights

Yes, you read that title right. Animated Anarchy isn’t just about praising or laying waste. This day I will stand up for my beliefs and defend the much-chastised Eight Crazy Nights. Thankfully, since Adam Sandler has released about 10 worse movies since 2002, this article might convince you it isn’t as bad as it once seemed.

 

 

Even with all of his shortcomings, I still have to give the man credit for making the only wide-released Animated Chanukah Movie.

 

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Ironically, this does not come up in many “Best Of” specials and is considered more of a bible cartoon.

Originally, I wanted to do an article about non-traditional Holiday Specials as we all have our favorite Christmas movies in the animated field. Yet, even with all the holiday films pumped out every year on TV or theaters, there’s hardly anything out for the rest of the religions. Eight Crazy Nights appears in every single list of Best Chanukah Specials because the selection is as sparse as every kosher “aisle” in a supermarket.

Although I am not Jewish or a practitioner of the faith, my grandparents were, and I’ve always had an admiration for the culture. Seeing a Jewish character (who was not a blatant stereotype) with an episode devoted to them was always pretty neat to see. There are the satirical episodes and parodies done in South Park using the Broflovski family or you have more respectful episodes in shows like Hey Arnold with the character of Harold. I can actually recall more episodes that try to handle several religions at once such as Pepper Ann’s “A Kosher Christmas” or As Told By Ginger’s “An Even Steven Holiday Special.”

The cross should be much, MUCH bigger.
The cross should be much, MUCH bigger.

There’s far more characters who are ambiguously Jewish rather than full Hebrew. Hell, many of the lists I see include An American Tail as a holiday watch because of Fievel Mousekewitz’s heritage and family. Eight Crazy Nights actually has good scene pointing this out where everyone shouts “Merry Christmas!” to be followed by a small crowd saying “Happy Hanukkah” as they are both announced by the mayor. There’s a lot of context in Eight Crazy Nights that makes me adore it so much as a guilty pleasure.

I saw Eight Crazy Nights three times in theaters. Over the same weekend. I loved it and I still defend many of the merits of the film, despite its overwhelming amount of poop jokes. The animation is gorgeous, with a great, festive aesthetic thanks to several of the artists from The Iron Giant. The score is delightfully seasonal and the songs are return to form to Sandler’s silly, acoustic songs. Davey is a very delightful jerk of a character whose humor and development throughout the movie make it genuinely sincere. Sandler loves the saccharine, but this is one of the few cases where it doesn’t feel crowbarred in. He even has the movie with scads of product placement, but it’s played self-aware and used in the plot.

Many of the complaints of the movie are center around Sandler’s toilet humor and his annoying voices. You can easily tell he’s voicing Davey and Whitey, but his voice for Eleanor required some actual talent. The cast consists mostly of his early-2000s/SNL crew, but they are decently written characters rather than just lazy cyphers. Even Sandler’s voice acting makes sense if you knew that the “Whitey” character was created from one of his comedy albums.

 

Saying that, I’m not blind to all the movie’s blunders. Most of the mistakes come from how Sandler crams weird oddities into the movie, as he did all the time during his “funny-voice era.” Rob Schneider is there unnecessarily as Chinese waiter, plus he voices the narrator who will comment on things directly at the most random things, and there’s weird, disturbing people-gags like the three-breasted woman or the mayor’s wife (who was once a he.) If anything, it’s strange how Eight Crazy Nights was one of his last really creative endeavors. And the way Sandler lazily craps out movies these days is just repugnant. (My feelings about Adam Sandler’s descent and crappy attitude are better covered in Thomas Mariani’s article here.) But I’d go so far as saying that Eight Crazy Nights is better than Hotel Transylvania.

I wanted to really enjoy Hotel Transylvania as most critics said it was a return to form for the comedian, but in all honesty…it’s lame. Not that Adam Sandler didn’t try, because his voice acting is one of the best parts of the film. Many people attribute this movie towards Genndy Tartakovsky’s directing anyway. His art-style translated well into CGI and his love for old humor is well present, but Hotel Transyvania is super weak from a writing standpoint.

I don’t want to harp too much on the movie, but Eight Crazy Nights had better music and a better plot. Hotel Transylvania is a typical, fragmented love story where so many of the problems would be solved if people talked straight for five minutes. I even noticed that both films have a similar plot-point, relying on an unopened gift of a dead relative. Hotel Transylvania is more family friendly movie, but I was frequently annoyed by so many of the familiar and surprisingly tension-free beats. When you have Dracula in broad daylight for far too long and you end on a song featuring Sandler and Andy Samberg rapping with auto-tune, I don’t feel confident in recommending that movie. And it’s worth noting that there was advertising that spoiled the entire thing.

 

Eight Crazy Nights is a very peculiar case for me. Over time, I see more of the issues it has, but I can’t in good consciousness agree when people say it’s the worst Adam Sandler movie. It makes me want to defend it even more when people bashed it, as people casually forget about more offensive, frustrating movies of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Bedtime Stories, and Grown Ups 2. No matter how much you may hate Eight Crazy Nights, it does deserve some merit for representing Chanukah.

Kwanza_bookI’ve really tried scouring the Internet for other animated shows or films that cover Chanukah or Passover. There’s hardly anything for other religions, even with Kwanzaa being slowly eased out in recent times. Thankfully, I can point to one shining example from my childhood that represented the Jewish Culture. It’s relevant, it was critically acclaimed and funny, and it’s going to be a more faithful re-telling of a classic, biblical story than Ridley Scott’s version.

Rugrats was a really good show that helped make Nickelodeon become the network it is today. It’s actually aged very well and has a lot of mature subtext that goes beyond the humor of babies getting in trouble. So every winter, I would sit in front of the TV and watch the Rugrats Passover Special. A few years later, I would continue to watch it again joined by the Rugrats’ Chanukah Special.

Props to all the 90s kids who remember this!
Challah to all the 90s kids who remember this!

The Passover episode focuses on Granpda Boris telling the story of Passover to the children while the parents struggle to follow the Seder. And as the biblical story goes on, the babies play the role of Hebrew slaves with Tommy as Moses and Angelica as the pharaoh. It coves everything from Moses’s discovery, to his relationship to the pharaoh, the plagues, and even the parting of the red sea. It’s wonderful, it’s simple, and it touches on so many parts of the culture of history of the holiday.

Rugrats Chanukah Special is also amazing in it’s own right. The story of Exodus is fairly well known at this point, but Chanukah’s origins are hardly touched on at all. The story is still told with the babies playing the roles of Judah, The Maccabees, and King Antiochus, but it’s charming all the same. That’s why we need more holiday specials like what the Rugrats did; we have so many “origin” stories of Santa Claus and the positive messages from Christmas already.

Along with that, go watch The Prince of Egypt, as shown above. The film is the best telling of Exodus without a comedic edge that makes Moses a real, human character. The voice acting is phenomenal, the songs are great, and the animation is quite stunning. Many people forget that it’s a Dreamworks; showing that it had a real pedigree before the big shift to CGI.

What’s sad about this is that there should be more diversity when it comes to holiday specials. I love Christmas as much as that, but how often do we actually involve “Christ?” Rugrats is even one of the few shows to also do a special on Kwanzaa too. Maybe that’s why I genuinely dig Eight Crazy Nights. It doesn’t have to equate Judaism to an old story. And like so many holiday movies before it, if you can get past the cheesiness or raunchiness of the movie, you can absolutely love it.

This festive time is all about forgiveness and out of all the bad stuff Sandler has done; I still find such joy in his early work. With Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, and this movie, there’s a wonderful, but immature sense of fun that reminds me of what I love about the holiday. If you still want to tell me that this movie is an awful trainwreck, then I just give one expression to you.

Literally.
Literally.

 

Thanks for reading this seasonal edition of Animated Anarchy. If you completely disagree with me or want to start a duel to defend Hotel Transylvania, then go ahead and comment below! There’s a lot to talk about with Adam Sandler on the line.

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The ScreamCast: Santa Claus Is Coming…To Kill

We continue on our trek through the dark side of Christmas with 1980’s To All A Goodnight! Shockingly similar to Prom Night but released a full 6 months prior, this flick wasn’t concerned about breaking new ground. Brian Saur, Brad Henderson and Sean Duregger dive into this trope-filled yet highly entertaining Santa Slasher!

The Flick:

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To All A Goodnight (1980)

Director: David Hess
Written By: Alex Rebar
Starring: Jennifer Runyon, Forrest Swanson, Linda Gentile

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa Claus is stirring, and he’s not bringing gifts. Five young female boarders at the Calvin Finishing School have set their sights on a festive Christmas holiday romp. They have just drugged their housemother and smuggled their boyfriends into the house. But their fun-filled promiscuous frolic will soon turn into a blood-soaked nightmare when a sadistic maniac dressed as Santa Claus arrives to deliver some holiday cheer, or maybe that’s FEAR. The insane Santa Claus starts slashing his way through the house, and the gory body count begins.

So you better watch out, as this Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Jennifer Runyon (in her film debut) stars in this 1980 slasher cult-horror favorite, directed by David Hess (Krug in Wes Craven’s LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT) and written and produced by Alex Rebar (THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN). (Kino Lorber)

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Public Axis #100: Live at Blind Tiger

Bad Beans Borgman! Incredible Finds! How to Be Funny! A celebratory Public Axis – our 100th episode – live from the Blind Tiger Comedy Club! Pleased as Punch!

Recorded live at the Blind Tiger Comedy Club on December 5th, 2014.

00:00 OUR 100th EPISODE!  For this special edition of Public Axis, we bring the show in front of a live audience at the Blind Tiger Comedy Club. We packed the underground crawlspace with eager listeners and curious bystanders – and the results were tremendous! Please enjoy this magical evening as if you were actually there!

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20:03 Yeah, Imma Look Into Dat! Topic #1: A scraggly, yet friendly, bearded man knocks on your front door and asks to come in for food and a bath. Do you let him in and why/why not? (Inspired by the Dutch film, Borgman.)

42:34  Dad’s Corner(ed)!  Topic #2: What is the best thing you have ever found?

1:08:06 Hey, That’s Not Funny!  But what is!? For Topic #3: Give us a tip on how to be funnier or how to be funny in genreal. Inspired by this PhD expert advice.

1:41:41 What Did We Come to Know? Public Axis is an educational program and at the end, we always ask our guests and listeners, “What did you come to know?” Enlighten yourself.

THANK YOU ALL SO MJCH for listening – whether you’ve followed us from Episode 0 or just caught on now. We’re looking forward to delivering 100 more. Let your friends know about Public Axis on Facebook and Twitter and keep those Facebook comments coming at our Happy Campers group!

 

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For the Love of Red

Red, crimson, scarlet, rouge, ruby, vermillion, and cherry! No other color has the same impact, strength, or call to emotion as red! My personal favorite since childhood, I thought I’d dedicate this week’s belated blog to this unique and supercharged shade!

Let’s start with just a touch of color theory, shall we? Light is a form of energy that travels in tiny particles called photons, and these little particles travel in waves. These waves are the key to why we see color. The waves themselves are measured in wavelengths from peak to peak. There is a specific window of wavelengths that can be differentiated by the naked eye. It’s within this window of light that we see color! Some substances will absorb certain wavelengths, while others have the ability to reflect these wavelengths away. When one wavelength is reflected and all the others are absorbed, the eye sees one color. Keep in mind that this is a very simplified explanation, so all you super science junkies, forgive the brevity.

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Okay, so in order for you to see the color red, the wavelength of 650nm must be reflected and other visible wavelengths must be absorbed. Red is unique because it has a longest wavelength as the bookend of the color spectrum before the light becomes invisible again. This means it moves slower than other colors and that alters things when working behind the camera. You can see red less and less as light dims when compared to other colors. So if you are filming in a dark room, crimson colors will disappear as the light gets dimmer. Add a touch of blue to your lipsticks to keep them lips popping and choose the plummy blushes instead of coral or neutral hues.

Apart from black and white pigment, red pigment is the most used in the make-up universe. The reason is that it brings “warmth” to the skin, a vibrant glow. Red highlights the pinkish undertones of our skin’s capillary bed. This creates a subtle flush that we naturally associate with youth and good health. This is why in the Victorian era, as women matured, they would apply red paint on their cheeks to imitate the rosy, or “high color” cheeks of young girls. Although it is not obviously apparent, foundations also contain red undertones, even when they are for different tissue undertones such as olive. If the red pigment in foundation was removed, the effect would make the skin look sick, and lacking good circulation.

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Red lipstick prevails over blush as the most popular of make-up items, and the reason why can be faulted to sex appeal. Firstly, red colored lips allude to the saturation of blood and swelling of private lady parts during arousal. It’s been studied, crimson lips make men think about va-jay-jays, even if they are not overtly consciously aware of it. Lusciously red lips carry huge appeal to women as well, who want to be seen as attractive and sensual. Over the years, the fashion industry has dubbed red lipstick as timeless, to be paired with an understated eye for the innocent look, or with a sharp cat-eye liner for a sultry effect.

Cinematically, red is used by power characters with fire in their hearts, whether benevolent or villainous. Think Geum-ja Lee’s gorgeous eye shadow in Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. Glenn Close rocks the shit out of some red lipstick and eye shadow as Cruella Deville. Instinctually, red is a warning, the color of pure passion, so make-up artists like to pair this vivid shade with bold characters. It’s not for the meek, nor for those with cold hearts. Red is for the vibrant characters in a story and in my opinion, it’s the best color of the spectrum!

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Trailer Reaction for ‘Terminator: Genisys’

So, the first official trailer for Terminator Genisys (yes, that’s how it’s spelled) was released on SkyNet yesterday and it’s already generating wide spread reactions online. Everything from excitement to downright revulsion seems to cover what people are currently experiencing after watching the trailer. Still, don’t let that stop you from watching it below.

 

 

Prepare your nostalgia to be punched in the face by  a hard metallic Terminator fist. Don’t worry, it will only make you think about that time when you actually thought it was still possible to make a good Terminator sequel after Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

 

If the trailer confirms one thing, it’s that Genisys (no spell check, I don’t want to spell it correctly) is a remake/reboot of the original Terminator film. Instead of Kyle Reese (Jai “Meat Puppet” Courtney) being sent back to the past to protect a defenseless Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke), we see a battle hardened Sarah firing heavy machine guns alongside a slightly saggy Terminator played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. This will be the biggest point of controversy among fans of the franchise. Attempting a soft reboot of the series is one thing, but now saying the events of the first film never came to be will certainly be viewed as sacrilegious to many fans. At the same time, the movie seems to be an amalgamation of the four previous Terminator films into one. Original Schwarzenegger T-800? Check. Gun wielding Sarah Connor? Check. Attempt at preventing Judgment Day? Check. Liquid T-1000? Check. Is shoving so many of the franchises “greatest hits” the smartest move in the long run?

If I had to pick the one thing that I’m thoroughly against in this trailer, it’s the idea that Paramount and the film’s director, Alan Taylor, think that Courtney is an adequate replacement for Michael Biehn’s original take on Reese. I’m sorry, but no, he is most certainly not. The guy has displayed not a shred of acting ability, and I continue to be shocked by the amount of high level projects he seems to be able to get (looking at you Suicide Squad).

At the end of day, the trailer just doesn’t leave me with any positive feelings about the direction this series is going in. Revisiting the same characters and scenarios over and over again just isn’t working, and as much as some fans want to see it, the return of a nearly 70-year old Schwarzenegger to the film franchise that made him a legend probably won’t help convince anyone that he can still be the action hero he still thinks he is. Terminator: Genisys opens July 1, 2015.

What about you reader? What do you think of this trailer featuring a geriatric Terminator? Let us know in the comments below!

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