THE CELLAR MOVIE REVIEW
Ancient mansions in Ireland I suspect hold all kind of secrets as a general rule. That being said, usually you can’t just completely disappear in them and get caught in an alternate hell dimension. But Keira’s teen daughter Ellie manages it early on in this new horror film The Cellar. Elisha Cuthbert plays Keira and with her husband Brian (Eoin Macken), teen Ellie (Abby Fitz) and grade-school son Stevie (Dylan Fitzmaurice-Brady) they’ve been transplanted into this new creepy location because of Keira and Brian’s advertising jobs. But when Ellie disappears, Keira is gonna figure it out even if she has to go all the way to hell herself. Which is about where Wright and Chris kinda lost interest. Listen to their review.
DIRECTED BY: Brendan Muldowney
STARRING: Elisha Cuthbert, Eoin Macken, Dylan Fitzmaurice Brady, Abby Fitz, Aaron Monaghan, Andrew Bennett, Tara Lee, Michael-David Mckernan, Seán Doyle, Marie Mullen, Amy Conroy, Vivian Drew, Neil Garcia, Steve Gunn, Mónica Marín, Chris McHallem, Sarah McKenna, Noor Truijens, Karl Wash
Christopher Lawrence Cox (Founder, Da Boss)
Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas in 1992 where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal” turned into a full-time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this community of critics. While Brian eventually followed his heart to a new family, Chris continues on with a cast of colorful folks from all over the country (and a few others). You can also check out Chris in his videocast, along with Martin Thomas and Danni Danger, that One Of Us does with our friends at Bell of Lost Souls: Crossover Event. He also regularly guests on the video game website Rage Select. Follow Chris on Twitter and Facebook and check out his Amazon Wish List.
Wright Sulek (Screener Squad, Digital Noise, Highly Suspect Reviews, Trash in the Can, Audio Editor)
Wright hails from the northern suburbs of Dallas, Texas. His passion for filmmaking brought him to Austin to study and make movies. Since then he’s had his hand in acting, writing, and directing his own short films with numerous like-minded film geeks he’s met along his journey. His newest interest has brought him into the podcasting world. He co-hosted a few different movie related podcasts such as ‘And Now This’ and ‘The Match Cut’. He currently co-hosts with longtime friend, Eric Samaniego, where they talk shop about the grimiest, trashiest, lost gems of movies on their show, ‘Trash in the Can’. Wright also guests and hosts reviews on Screener Squad and Highly Suspect Reviews as well as co-hosts Digital Noise with Chris Cox.
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