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Screener Squad: Hail Satan?
HAIL SATAN? MOVIE REVIEW You might ask, why is there a question mark in the Hail Satan? Movie Review? That’s a fair question. As you know we all unironically praise his infernal majesty around here. Well, no, not really but that’s not ruling out some Chilling Adventures of Sabrina cosplay in the future. Anyway, this tongue-in-cheek documentary follows the modern
Screener Squad: Little Woods
LITTLE WOODS MOVIE REVIEW Things are about to get really indie drama here with Little Woods. Ollie (Tessa Thompson) is a woman living in the small town of Little Woods, North Dakota. In the last few days of her probation, she’s forced to go back to her life of smuggling prescription drugs across the Canadian border in order to save
Highly Suspect Reviews: Teen Spirit
TEEN SPIRIT MOVIE REVIEW No, it’s not the Kurt Cobain biopic (although you’d really think there would be one by now). It’s the directorial debut of actor Max Minghella who is here to tell us the story of a shy Polish girl (Elle Fanning) living in a small European town. She wishes she was singing in front of crowds instead
Highly Suspect Reviews: The Curse of La Llorona
THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA MOVIE REVIEW The Conjuringverse adds another distant corner to its world (albeit, half-heartedly) with The Curse of La Llorona. Taking place in the 70s we meet Anna (Linda Cardellini). She’s a widow with two young children and a social work job that has led her to a family that believes that an old curse has
Screener Squad: The Perfect Date
THE PERFECT DATE MOVIE REVIEW The Netflix teen romantic comedy train continues with the release of The Perfect Date. Meet Brook Rattigan (Noah Centineo). In an effort to save up for college he creates an app where people pay him to be the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion. He can be an art student, beekeeper or whatever. All of
Screener Squad: Wild Nights With Emily
Wild nights – Wild nights! Were I with Emily Dickinson. Or at least that’s what Wild Nights With Emily purports. You too can learn more about the famous poet’s real life here, as opposed to the cleaned up 1900’s version. Do Molly Shannon and her costars tell her story well and in an engaging way? Well, Ben and Bradley will
