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WITNESS INFECTION MOVIE REVIEW
Carlo (Robert Belushi) has bitten off more than he can chew, and we’re not just talking about the sausages. Son of an Italian mob boss, Carlo is being forced to marry the rival kingpin’s daughter, Patricia (Erinn Hayes), or risk a Shakespearean level blood feud. And just when he thinks it can’t get any worse, that’s when the zombies start showing up. Co-written, produced, and starring Carlos Alazraqui as well as starring top notch voice actors like Tara Strong and Maurice LaMarche (who surprisingly do no voice acting) our reviewers, Mindy, Lewayne, and Spider-Mike, do their best to wade through the undead throngs of this film’s plot. So leave the gun, take the cannolis, and head to the Winchester for their review.
**This review comes in a longer, uncut, video version for TIME LORD and above subscribers right here**
DIRECTED BY: Andy Palmer
STARRING: Tara Strong, Erinn Hayes, Gary Anthony Williams, Maurice LaMarche, Joseph D. Reitman, Carlos Alazraqui, Robert Belushi, Monique Coleman, Roger Rignack, Bret Ernst, Holly Wortell, Robert Peters, Ben Begley, Jill-Michael Melean, Erick Chavarria
YOUR REVIEWERS
Mindy Rast-Keenan (Screener Squad, Highly Suspect Reviews)
Having grown up in Nairobi, Kenya, and being very disappointed at the lack of riding elephants her cartoons had promised her, Mindy spends the majority of her time as a film, theater, and voice over actress in the Austin, Texas area. They still give her money for being on HBO that one time, with her name in the credits spelled wrong. A nerdy geek, this award-winning actress joined One of Us figuring she’d put her summa cum laude BFA acting degree to good use…by judging other people’s acting. In the few seconds she gets to herself, Mindy bakes for charity, knits eccentric plushies, plays original RPG’s with her gamemaster husband, and spends time with her soulmate, Batman.
Lewayne White (Screener Squad)
Lewayne’s earliest memories are of watching movies and reading comics, which instilled in him a sense of wonder, a vivid imagination, and unrealistic expectations. It also means he spends a lot of time watching movies, writing scripts for them, and trying to get them made. He lives in the middle of middle America after landing there as a child, and has remained there mainly because he hates packing.
Michael Riojas (Screener Squad, Highly Suspect Reviews)
The man with the ever-changing nicknames. Born in Austin, Riojas was rocketed to Del Rio, Texas, a literal small ville. In his youth, he was bitten by a radioactive… okay, look. Mike is not very good at this whole “talking about himself” thing. But he has been so obsessed with comics, video games, and anime since childhood- that if one has to choose between listening to Joe Quesada or Mike over any obscure Spider-Man trivia, they go to him (or, at least Martin Thomas once said so). He is also a big fan of “Ghostbusters” (he even owns his own jumpsuit and two, that’s right, TWO proton packs!), collects toys and video games, and will defend “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace” if provoked. He lives in Austin with his beloved Dachshund-Maltese and trusted sidekick, Dean. He can also be heard on RageSelect. He can be found on Twitter and Instagram.
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