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Screener Squad: You’ll Never Find Me

You'll Never Find Me Movie Review

YOU’LL NEVER FIND ME MOVIE REVIEW

Spring into your horror binges with every fright fanatics favorite streaming service…Shudder presents from writer/director Indianna Bell with co-Director Josiah Allen, You’ll Never Find Me. Patrick (Brendan Rock) lives alone in the deepest darkest corner of the trailer park. One stormy night, a young woman in need of shelter knocks at his door and unlike a lonely Washington latchkey kid, he does not want to let her in. Patrick isn’t exactly a bad samaritan but he’d rather enjoy his seclusion than have company over tea. Her cries for help unlock his empathy as well as the door. The visitor (Jordan Cowan) drenched from the storm and no explanation as to how she came to arrive at the trailer park begs a lot of questions for Patrick. With Patrick and the visitor now trapped in the trailer, what follows is two strangers caught in a game of cat and mouse leaving the audience wondering which has claws and which has the more believable tail. Does the Hitchcockian bottle horror elevate the tension or give the plot too much rope to hang itself? Bradly, Lewayne, and Drew discuss what they love about Shudder, why bottle films work best when the set itself is a character, and debate the line between hospitality and hostel.

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DIRECTED BY: Indianna Bell and Josiah Allen

STARRING: Brendan Rock, Jordan Cowan

YOUR REVIEWERS

 

Bradly Martin (Screener Squad, Eye on the Prize, Breakfast Pub)

Bradly Martin was born in the united states and grew up on a healthy diet of sports, films, and books. A rather shy lad who kept to himself, Bradly soon discovered the best way to know a person was to know what people liked. Throughout the years Bradly became a fan of many things and a fanatic of none. From Doctor Dre, to Doctor Strange and the who’s who of Whos. From Playstation to the Dreamcast and Marvel to DC. From LeBron James to James Bond and Lord of the Rings to Lord Palmerston (or Pitt the Elder if you agree with Wade Boggs) and is a huge fan of dad jokes and randomly obscure Simpsons references. Armed with a vast knowledge of comics, films, and pop culture. Bradly traveled the world making friends and sharing takes. As a young man Bradly married the love of his life young and grew older every year with each new child brought into the brood. If trends continue, Scientists predict that .2% of Canada (where Bradly and family reside) will be populated by Bradly’s children by the year 2029. You can hear him leading and listening to his favorite critics on the Screener Squad and Eye on the prize and maybe even provide some comments of his own.

 

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Drew Tinnin is a Rondo Award nominated interviewer and critic who has worked at SiriusXM’s Fangoria Radio and Fangoria magazine in NYC, as well as the London-based Dazed Digital. Currently a regular contributor to the Dread Central Network, he’s excited to join up with some old friends and other film fans on One of Us as a new contributor to Screener Squad.

 

Lewayne White (Screener Squad)

Lewayne’s earliest memories are of watching movies and reading comics, which instilled in him a sense of wonder, a vivid imagination, and unrealistic expectations. It also means he spends a lot of time watching movies, writing scripts for them, and trying to get them made. He lives in the middle of middle America after landing there as a child, and has remained there mainly because he hates packing.

 

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