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SLOTHERHOUSE MOVIE REVIEW
It feels like there’s a cavalcade of great horror premises out there… You’re sitting there, scrolling through a streaming platform and oh… look at this movie called “Cariboo?” The idea of a dead reindeer haunting a small town makes your soul jump for joy. Then you proceed to watch a 90 min schlock film that just has a bunch of actors running away from a poorly designed caribou… and alas… you’ve been tricked again. But there is hope. A movie has ascended from the heavens, and it’s name is Slotherhouse. Imagine Black Christmas but the killer is a a sloth named Alpha. She’s just been adopted by a sorority and decides to go on a murder rampage. The premise is ridiculous, but the cast and crew commit to it 1000%, so it ends up being a great movie. Don’t believe me, check in with Ryan, Lewayne, and Chad. They know what’s up.
DIRECTED BY: Matthew Goodhue
STARRING: Stefan Kapicic, Lisa Ambalavanar, Olivia Rouyre, Grace Patterson, Sydney Craven, Tiana Upcheva, Kelly Lynn Reiter, Tiff Stevenson, Jelena Kosara, Andrew Horton, Cady Lanigan, Milica Vrzic, Annamaria Serda, Juliana Sada, Bradley Fowler, Anita Yoo, Bianca Beckles-Rose, Sutter Nolan, Patricia Starlight, Fernando Duran, Jelena Rakocevic, Djordje Misina, Rudi Rok, Una Kozic, Hannah Martinez-Crow, Maclean Yatel Arthur, Isabella Johnson, Leah Ballard, Anita Mirnova, Audrey Deubig, Milosh Klipic, Sierra Goria, Milan Todorovic, Jomely Butsayamant
YOUR REVIEWERS
Chad Halvorsen (Screener Squad)
Chad Halvorsen currently resides in Milwaukee, WI, where he produces and edits commercials, films, and everything in between. He was always a fan of film/television growing up, spending days in the Summer, making (terrible) home movies with his brothers. Little did he know that passion would carry on into adulthood. Since 2006, Chad has worked for several agencies in various departments. Shooting, producing, editing, production management, directing, and when forced to, writing copy. In 2015, Chad decided to take the big leap and become a freelancer. Since then, he’s produced content for Lyft, AT&T, Target, and Discovery Network. His passion lies in entertaining people, making them feel better, even for a moment. All the pain and suffering of this business is worth it, if even just one person views his work. Chad is a frequent podcaster, most notably posing as a co-host for the podcast “The Film Illogical Society.”
Ryan Aleck Hill (Screener Squad, Video and Audio editor)
Ryan is a Washington D.C. based filmmaker & video editor who loves watching and talking about movies more than just about anything. He currently works at a creative agency as a director of photography/video editor, and does freelance video editing for Anthony Fantano/TheNeedleDrop. He also has a YouTube channel (Downhill Media) where he works on a weirdo art explainer series called “Artsplained” with his partner Michelle. He was a part of the Spill.com community way back in the day, where he was cursed with an obsession for movies. In an effort to break the curse, he shows up on the Screener Squad podcast every once in a while and edits for One Of Us. Chris Cox claims that this is the only way it can be broken. You can follow him on Twitter but you’ll probably regret it.
Lewayne White (Screener Squad)
Lewayne’s earliest memories are of watching movies and reading comics, which instilled in him a sense of wonder, a vivid imagination, and unrealistic expectations. It also means he spends a lot of time watching movies, writing scripts for them, and trying to get them made. He lives in the middle of middle America after landing there as a child, and has remained there mainly because he hates packing.
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