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GLORIOUS MOVIE REVIEW
*Cue 90’s sitcom theme…*
This is Wes seems like a really nice guy,
his girlfriend left him, now he’s wondering why.
Left empty and hurting, he’s starting to cry.
He buries his demons with a bottle of rye,
passes out at a rest stop, just letting it lie.
He wakes up hungover, angry, and ready to die.
Proceeds to run to the bathroom, puking up 3 times…
*Knock knock*
“Hey there Pal” says a voice booming and droll,
Wes stops to look around, he’s at a fucking gloryhole.
“Hey there pal, it ain’t nothing like that. I’m an interdimensional being, we just need to chat.”
*Chorus*
It’s Wes and Ghat! Ghat and Wes! Today their lives will be put to the test.
One is a god and the other a mess!
*drum fill*
It’s Ghat and Wes!
Anyways, have fun with this one folks. It’s gory in all its glory. – Love, Jordan, Lewayne, Ryan, and Chad.
DIRECTED BY: Rebekah McKendry
STARRING: Ryan Kwanten, J.K. Simmons. Tordy Clark, Sylvia Grace Crim, Andre’ Lamar
YOUR REVIEWERS
Chad Halvorsen (Screener Squad)
Chad Halvorsen currently resides in Milwaukee, WI, where he produces and edits commercials, films, and everything in between. He was always a fan of film/television growing up, spending days in the Summer, making (terrible) home movies with his brothers. Little did he know that passion would carry on into adulthood. Since 2006, Chad has worked for several agencies in various departments. Shooting, producing, editing, production management, directing, and when forced to, writing copy. In 2015, Chad decided to take the big leap and become a freelancer. Since then, he’s produced content for Lyft, AT&T, Target, and Discovery Network. His passion lies in entertaining people, making them feel better, even for a moment. All the pain and suffering of this business is worth it, if even just one person views his work. Chad is a frequent podcaster, most notably posing as a co-host for the podcast “The Film Illogical Society.”
Jordan Cobb (Screener Squad)
Born with a comic book in one hand, a camera in the other, and in front of the television as WrestleMania played out, Jordan Worth Cobb was thus birthed into this crazy world. A Digital Filmmaking major from the University of Central Arkansas, Jordan has done it all in film from directing, writing, editing, and producing in addition to skills involved in film and TV criticism, journalism, and years of podcasting experience. On any given day, her ADHD riddled brain bounces focus from film to pro wrestling to TV to superheroes to noir to video games to espionage and yes, even to sports. She played little league you know. For more of this eccentric nerd, you can follow her on Twitter here and read her original writings on Deepest Corners of My Notebook.
Lewayne White (Screener Squad)
Lewayne’s earliest memories are of watching movies and reading comics, which instilled in him a sense of wonder, a vivid imagination, and unrealistic expectations. It also means he spends a lot of time watching movies, writing scripts for them, and trying to get them made. He lives in the middle of middle America after landing there as a child, and has remained there mainly because he hates packing.
Ryan Aleck Hill (Screener Squad, Video and Audio editor)
Ryan is a Washington D.C. based filmmaker & video editor who loves watching and talking about movies more than just about anything. He currently works at a creative agency as a director of photography/video editor, and does freelance video editing for Anthony Fantano/TheNeedleDrop. He also has a YouTube channel (Downhill Media) where he works on a weirdo art explainer series called “Artsplained” with his partner Michelle. He was a part of the Spill.com community way back in the day, where he was cursed with an obsession for movies. In an effort to break the curse, he shows up on the Screener Squad podcast every once in a while and edits for One Of Us. Chris Cox claims that this is the only way it can be broken. You can follow him on Twitter but you’ll probably regret it.
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