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Screener Squad: Crossing Swords

Crossing Swords TV Series Review


Once upon a time, a little Fisher-Price peg person named Patrick swore he would one day become a noble knight to uphold goodness and truth in the land. Through hard work and dedication, Patrick eventually rose through the ranks and ultimately achieved his life goal of becoming the royal family’s personal squire…and that’s when the s&*t really started to hit the fan. The producers of “Robot Chicken” once again use their stop-motion know-how to create this medieval-themed animated comedy. But will this show leave you feeling happily ever after, or is it as tasteless as the urban dictionary definition of the title suggests? Our reviewers, Mindy, Mike, Mark, and Tessa give you the low down. Just don’t eat the peaches. Trust us.


CREATED BY: John Harvatine IV, Tom Root

STARRING: Nicholas Hoult, Luke Evans, Alanna Ubach, Adam Pally, Tara Strong, Tony Hale, Adam Ray, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Yvette Nichole Brown, Maya Erskine, Ben Schwartz, Rob Corddry, Jameela Jamil, Alfred Molina, Natasha Lyonne

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