UGLYDOLLS MOVIE REVIEW
*You are walking along a beach. The sun is shining, the trees are swaying lightly in the breeze. All is beautiful. Then you notice a bottle washed up at the edge of the shore. You pick it up and see a note inside. Opening it, you uncurl the hastily scrawled document inside. It reads:*
I don’t know how long I have. Chris is preparing the mixing board but soon we will have to talk about it. The thing. The thing he made us do. Uglydolls. Movie Review. I can’t focus on the words or my head starts to swim. How in the world did they get the money to make a 91-minute animated musical commercial for a so-so kids toy at this level of… Hold on, he’s looking around. What does he expect, that we can find mirth here? That there is any joy left in us at all? How can we pretend? Oh God, the mics are on. Pray for us…
Listen to Chris, Marco, and Beau review the UglyDolls Movie right here.
Directed by: Kelly Asbury
Voices of: Kelly Clarkson, Janelle Monae, Nick Jonas, Blake Shelton, Pitbull, Wanda Sykes, Wang Leehorn, Gabriel Iglesias, Emma Roberts, Bebe Rexha, Charli XCX, Lizzo, Kevin James, Ice-T, Jane Lynch, Kelly Asbury, Rob Riggle
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