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Highly Suspect Reviews: Magic Mike XXL

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Chaos was the rule of the day, both in the (somewhat humid) theater we watched this screening of Channing Tatum’s male stripper sequel film, and in Chris’s house during the review of it. Or, I should say, as much of a review as we were capable of giving to a movie that doesn’t really lend itself to reviewing so much as to dollar bills pushed into it’s celluloid g-string…of which I suspect it will have many this weekend.

Ashley and Sarah reviewed this…Joe and Chris did their best to stay out of their way. Did I mention this is a bit chaotic? We liked it that way. And were possibly a bit scared.

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Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, in 1992 Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas, where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free, by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal”, turned into a full time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this paradise you see before you.
  • dark knight fan

    Hey did you guys also see Terminator?

    • AshleyMoreno

      Not yet. It’s on the calendar tho. We’re recording a review for it.

      • dark knight fan

        First you got see Channing Tatum naked and now you going to see Arnold Schwarzenegger naked.

        • AshleyMoreno

          It’s a special time 😛

    • Beau

      Next week.

      • dark knight fan

        I’ll be back, next week for that review.

  • dark knight fan

    Charming Potato returns.

  • dark knight fan

    Only James Bond can make a Lesbian turn Straight.

  • Beau

    Man, not one person knew Joe Mangienello’s name. I fell like the site has been cheapened.

    Next time we review a movie about strip clubs I’m coming along to make sure the shit doesn’t go off the rails.

  • Kevin McMullin

    Is this movie in d-box cause yah know!

  • Neil Kelly

    What a hillarious review, great work. 🙂 I’m not as excited to see the film now but I will eventually.