The Unusual Suspects are here to crack open the titanium core of Dom Hemingway to see if all its moving parts are properly assembled.

Brian, J.C., Ashley, and Beau may be four of the dodgiest reprobates west of the East End, but if there’s one thing they know…it’s how to make dick jokes. But if there’s a second thing they know, it’s film.

Don’t be a c***, give it a listen!

 

In Transcendence, Johnny Depp plays a scientist who uploads his consciousness into a computer. No, he’s not Arnim Zola

Just consider Brian, J.C., and Ashley your filmic IT department, here to help scan this highly-anticipated movie for bugs. We won’t even make you turn the review off and on again.

Listen as the crew breaks down all the bits and bytes, arriving at a final system report.

 

Continuing along this countdown of shame, Brian and Chris arrive at the #2 worst movie of 2013 as voted upon by you, the sadistic fans.

Joining us for this free commentary is Joe Parsons from Master Pancake Theater.

See if our running skewering allows you to stomach the cumbersome, CG-laden, internal-consistency-devoid R.I.P.D.

Some really weird stuff happening in this week’s episode. After reviewing Desolation of Smaug and the latest Paranormal Activity, Brian found…the artifact.

Suddenly a transmission from another universe leaked through. Will we survive this quantum event?!

Also, we’re giving away four mystery titles in a grab bag giveaway, so it’s not all bad.

The first of our 3 commentaries for the worst films of 2013 as voted by you, the distinguished members of Us Nation.

I don’t know what we did to you to make you hate us, but we won’t go back on our word; even if that means watching the repugnant Grown Ups 2, and giving away the commentary for free!

Joining us for this viewing party is comic artist Paul Benjamin.

The Gentlemen get down to business, having a spoileriffic conversation about Cap2, Game of Thrones, and best of all, the return appearance of one of our very favorite recurring guests, Jason Neulander and his Intergalactic Nemesis.

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Movie Review: ‘Dom Hemingway’

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Dom Hemingway is not a reference to great literature, nor is he a purveyor of fine champagne, he is in fact the world’s foremost safe-cracker and a man who for all of his criminal enterprising and connections to the most powerful people on the planet, can’t seem to stop cocking up his life. We meet Dom (Jude Law) right as Continue Reading...
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The Humble Origins of ‘Rick and Morty’

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First off, if you are not watching Rick and Morty, you need to make that one of your top priorities in life. What is this show about? Well, we have a super genius alcoholic scientist by the name of Rick, and his grandson who may or may not have a slight mental disability (according to his dad). Together, they go Continue Reading...
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Movie Review: ‘Transcendence’

9 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 16:01
Let’s face it, at some point, we will all live inside the internet. We want to pilot our own Flappy Bird, we want to be able to throat-punch certain people on Facebook, and I’m not even gonna touch upon the revolutions this would represent for the internet porn industry. In Transcendence, Johnny Depp plays a scientist who uploads his consciousness Continue Reading...
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Vote Now! Sports Movie Tournament Second Round!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 15:01
Well, you’ve done it. From the opening collection of 64 sports movies, your votes have narrowed the field to 32. We want to thank you all for making your voices heard and delivering no small amount of surprises along the way. But as you well know, we can’t start the on-air tournament until we shrink things down to the Sweet Continue Reading...
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Watch a Movie with Us: Free ‘R.I.P.D.’ Commentary

11 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 13:01
Continuing along this countdown of shame (where’s Disgrace-y Kasem when you need him?), Brian and Chris arrive at the #2 worst movie of 2013 as voted upon by you, our sadistic fans. Today, we are enlisting ourselves in the questionable law enforcement agency known as the R.I.P.D. At first, we weren’t sure that R.I.P.D. could actually be any worse than Continue Reading...
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Digital Noise Episode 39: Alternate Dimensions

9 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 11:01
Some really weird stuff happening in this week’s episode. It started off normal enough, with Chris and Brian reviewing some of the big tent pole releases like The Desolation of Smaug and the latest Paranormal Activity, and even finding time to rip the new Friedberg & Seltzer film to shreds. But then, in the middle of the show, Brian found…the Continue Reading...
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The Die Cast: Let’s Go To Space Jail

3 Submitted by on Tue, 15 April 2014, 11:01
What if Australia was founded…IN SPACE?! That’s the oddball set-up for Durance, a science fiction storytelling RPG that takes the age of colonialism and transports it into the distant future. Inspired by England wrangling control of the Australian continent through penal colonies, this inspired game from designer Jason Morningstar (of Fiasco fame) sees players working together to build a prison Continue Reading...
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Ash & Fern: You’ve got me feeling emotions

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Over the past few weeks I’ve witnessed a wide range of TV emotions from the outside as a friend of mine finally caught up on the most recent season of Sons of Anarchy. She started out fairly neutral, not really sure what all the yelling had been about all those months ago. Then there were a few “oh holy shit” Continue Reading...
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