Here it is, the triumphant conclusion to the gigantic Fifty Shades franchise, where we all wait with bated breath to see if… Oh man, I can’t do it. I try so hard to be fair, to go in with neutral expectations, to not pre-sell the review in these text blurbs… No, we’re not exactly fans of this series. Yes, I made Patience, Marco, and George come see this third (and final, we hope) chapter in the series with me. Literally “made” them come. Blackmailed them. But here we are so let’s get this one done. *sigh*
Written by Chris Cox
Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, in 1992 Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas, where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free, by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal”, turned into a full time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this paradise you see before you.