Universal wants a big honkin’ slice of the shared universe movie franchise pie and they’re launching their effort, using their classic movie monsters, and with the help of blockbuster stalwart Tom Cruise, with The Mummy, the ostensibly first in their Dark Universe. Tom is an…archeological thief? Whatever. Anyway, he and Annabelle Wallis (with the help/hindrance of Jake Johnson) have to do with a new source of evil from the past (Sofia Boutella) who wants to make Tom into her new Set and take over the world. Well, that will just not do! So how does this rate? Ask your crew of Usual Suspects: Chris, Beau, Richard, Frank, and Patience.