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Highly Suspect Reviews: Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Men Tell No Tales

Captain Jack’s back for one more go-round on the ol’ Disney brand of dead horse they don’t seem to be willing to stop beating. This time he’s being chased by another undead pirate, Armando Salazar (Javier Bardem) and defeat is certain for whichever one of them doesn’t find the artifact The Trident of Poseidon first. I know, who writes this stuff? Meanwhile, Jack’s got two young assistants (Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario) he’s got to keep in line and who will, of course, end up being more than they seem. Beau, Elliott, JC, and Harris take this one for a ride. Listen to what happens.

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