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Highly Suspect Reviews: Fifty Shades Darker

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“The Thing cannot be described – there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled.

If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.”


Thanks, HP, that about covers it. Chris, Frank and Jon review this….movie.


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Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, in 1992 Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas, where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free, by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal”, turned into a full time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this paradise you see before you.
  • The studio insists on trying to make these SUPER LEGIT ROMANCE MOVIES, that they won’t even let the actors talk about the saucier aspects on social media.

  • Krishna Nadoli

    Audio’s not working for me.

  • Krishna Nadoli

    Nvm, could just be my bandwidth not playing nice

  • Krishna Nadoli

    nvm, Windows 10 decided to be a bitch with its sound. To quote Roy from the iT Crowd, I turned it off and on again