Highly Suspect Reviews: Ted 2 | One of Us

Highly Suspect Reviews: Ted 2

11 Submitted by on Thu, 25 June 2015, 14:59

What begins as an attempt to have a child with his new bride (difficult with no…erm…boy parts) leads to a civil rights case as the government tries to tell the magically alive teddy bear that he has no rights and is property not a person. Yes, this is the type of plot that seems called for in a film about a foul mouthed stoner teddy bear. Listen to Chris, JC, Elliot, Beau and Sarah come to opinions that vary more than ever before on this sequel…seriously, we’ve got one 10 out of 10 and one -3. Check it. 


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Born in the wilds of northern Virginia, in 1992 Chris managed to put all of his survival skills to use and barely escaped with his life to Austin Texas, where ever since he’s dabbled in everything from plumber’s assistant to sandwich maker, from band to bar management. An opportunity to see theatrical release films for free, by becoming a critic on a local public access show called “The Reel Deal”, turned into a full time job when Chris and his friends decided to take it to the internet. They built the site Spill.com, adding multiple podcasts and animated features, to no small amount of success. During this time, a fortuitous friendship sprung up between Chris and young Brian Salisbury, who was also a local film critic, and they merged their forces of will, and their laundry list of ideas for shows, to eventually build this paradise you see before you.
  • Mr_Plainview

    Great ending. Bravo JC, bravo.

    • Rock-X

      Here is my impression of Sarah after hearing JC’s insane rating of 10 out of 10.

      • jcdeleon1

        Important legal disclaimer: Not *my* score. That was Boston Rob’s score 😉

        • Rock-X

          My mistake. Apologies for missing the joke.

  • Tristan Milner

    First Tom Brady, and now you say he defiles a comic con? Fuck this movie, seth mcfarline and family guy/american dad fans. Neither of those shows where funny.

  • I groaned when I saw the sperm bank joke in a commercial. It’s basically recycled from that episode of Family Guy where Stewie battles Bertram.

  • Nicholas Collier

    Yeah… Ted 1 sucked ass, and so does this.

  • Scott Johnson

    Boston Rob’s cameo was a wicked smaaht decision. It’ll go down in OneOfUs History.

  • Preston

    Awesome ending to the review. Totally busted up.
    To hell with this movie. Not interested.

  • Jean-François Martel

    plus a lot of the jokes in the trailer were directly lifted from Family Guy

  • Neil Kelly

    Wow JC, that was just…. magnificent. 😀 This review now needs to be preserved for the future audiences so they will hear it too.