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Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘Jupiter Ascending’

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Russian cleaning ladies secretly rule the world? Telepathic bees? Intergalactic dragons? Teen Wolf in space with magic shoes? What on Earth is Jupiter Ascending? Hopefully, this Highly Suspect review can offer some answers.

Jupiter may be ascending, but here at Planet One Of Us, it’s all about the dissent. Brian, Chris, Michael, Elliott, and Diva take up arms and wage war, not for the fate of Earth, but for the probably totally equally important final consensus on the new Wachowski flick.

Spoiler alert, we don’t come to a consensus. Still, a fun review and one you should definitely listen to before heading to the multiplex this weekend.

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Brian is a four-year veteran of the interwebs, a member of The Austin Film Critics Association, and currently writes for Film School Rejects, Movie Pilot, Movies.com, and Fandango. An obsessive consumer of film, Brian loves everything from Buster Keaton to 80s post-apocalyptic sci-fi. He’s also a diehard Indianapolis Colts fan and collects VHS, laser discs, and classic game systems. An eighth-level geek overlord, Brian is one of the founders of OneOfUs.net, the brainchild of he and partner in crime Christopher Lawrence Cox. Brian cohosts both the Inside the Locker and Digital Noise podcasts.