Do you even Park, bro?
Marc and Dustin jump into the tour vehicle, strap on the night vision goggles, and prepare to tangle with some dinosaurs in 1993’s Jurassic Park video game.
Does Sega’s tie-in warm the guy’s hearts with nostalgia? Will Dr. Grant electrocuting and tranquilizing dinosaurs all willy-nilly make them uncomfortable? Should Marc find and punch out fellow countryman Sam Neil for his sprite’s transgressions?
Also, velociraptor has dem hops. Crazy.
Watch this video, yo.
