The metal gymnasium tardis that we call home is bursting at the seams this week. It’s only week one, but the NFL has given us no end of things to talk about.
Elliott and J.C. give us their hero/villain antecedents for their assigned divisions, we bring back our world famous awards, and we answer your Tweeted questions.
Brian also climbs up on the soapbox to level a colossal verbal smackdown on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. Seriously, it’s epic.
Scores & Stories (3:16)
We discuss The Bengals’ classy gesture, James Harden’s defensive meme, Chris Bosh’s retirement plan, and Brian goes on a tirade in which he demands the head of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s like a Sam Peckinpah movie in here!
Heroes & Villains NFL Preview Part 2 (43:48)
Elliott and J.C. step up to the plate to breakdown their chosen hero/villain paradigms for the teams of the north and south divisions of the NFC & AFC respectively. Some very interesting selections leading to yet another truly geeky analysis of professional sports.
Week One Awards (67:08)
Our world famous awards showcase returns! (Note: Actual world may be much larger than the world in which this show’s hosts live). We hand out Cyborg, PWN Zone, Frittata and Douche Canoe honors.
Special Bonus: This week’s PWN Zone winner also inspired the funniest parody video of the week. No need to sweep the net, Johnny, we’ve embedded it here!
Fantasy Report: Week 1 (86:32)
Who were the highest scoring teams in our leagues? Who were our Rudy and Fredo candidates? What does the latter teach us about fantasy drafting fads? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Cheers From The Cheap Seats (99:35)
More of your tweeted questions answered all out loud and stuff.
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