Highly Suspect Reviews: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

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OneOfUs Unusual Suspects

When the evil Hollywood machine attacks, these Unusual Suspects don’t cut ’em no slack.

 

Would Brian, Chris, J.C., Richard, or Ed find something to like about this latest mutation of the evergreen (rimshot) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise? Or would Jonathan Liebesman prove to be just as inept a filmmaker here as he has his entire career? Not to mention, let’s face it, no small amount of influence from the Bay-hemoth himself!

Crawl into your favorite sewer, cuddle up next to your furry rodent sensei, and prepare for this Highly Suspect review, dudes!

 

 

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