Two reviewers, one sentence. Locked up in a livingroom gulag and forced to watch all Blu-ray and DVD releases for the good of the public. Sure, sometimes there are perks. Sometimes their house arrest creates the adequate time to enjoy Orange is the New Black Season 1 and Lone Survivor starring Marky Mark(sman).
But there is a dark side to this media-consuming incarceration. Sometimes they serve hard time cleaning the floors of Vampire Academy or breaking rocks along the slopes of Pompeii. It’s also a good thing they have so much time to kill so they can waste it watching Three Days to Kill.
Still, prison hasn’t hardened these cons. Despite this week’s gauntlet of unfortunates, they still offer giveaway copies of the thoroughly entertaining Grand Piano.
Learn from Chris and Brian’s mistakes, may their viewing habits scare you straight.
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How To Win This Week’s Giveaway:
1.) Follow @OneOfUsNet on Twitter
2.) Tweet at us with your oddest/silliest twist on the Speed formula. (Ex: You must eat 200 taquitos in an hour or you explode)
3.) Add #GrandPianoGiveaway
4.) We’ll select our favorite and contact that winner via Twitter (open to U.S. Residents only)