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Inside the Locker: It’s Morphin Time

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Apologies for the lateness of this posting, Fantastic Fest is a hell of a thing (or a hell of a bunt to utilize certain excuse-making Yankee vernacular).

On this week’s show, we examine the highs and lows of week 2 in the NFL as well as week 3 in college football. We also discuss LeBron’s wedding, Tim Tebow’s possible upcoming Russian arena football excursion, make our own apologies to the city of Jacksonville, and more.

Seemingly out of nowhere, we also launch into a tangential debate on race relations among the Planeteers and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Me thinks this might have been inspired by the bottle of cinnamon whiskey our lawyer Elliott brought with him.

In any event, it’s a fantastically entertaining episode. Don’t be a bench warmer, give it a listen!


Show Breakdown…

Scores & Stories (5:18)

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Topics Discussed: Tim Tebow offered Russian arena football contract, Orland network affiliate apologies for the Jaguars, Bo Pelini’s words finally come back to bite him (kinda), LeBron James gets hitched, Phoenix Coyote’s player goes Goon too soon.


Main Topic: NFL/College Football Recap (34:19)

Gif courtesy of Complex Sports

Gif courtesy of Complex Sports

Is it time for Texas to show Mack Brown the door? Good Zod, why don’t Wisconsin QBs know how to kneel? Manziel loses big time to the Alabama Crimson Hubris, a double-ended Pwn, terrible Patriot games, and the reason Adam and Brian fixated on Awini. All that and drunk!


He Might Be an Evil Cyborg: Johnny Manziel (50:27)


Is he programmed to self-destruct?



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Brian is a four-year veteran of the interwebs, a member of The Austin Film Critics Association, and currently writes for Film School Rejects, Movie Pilot,, and Fandango. An obsessive consumer of film, Brian loves everything from Buster Keaton to 80s post-apocalyptic sci-fi. He’s also a diehard Indianapolis Colts fan and collects VHS, laser discs, and classic game systems. An eighth-level geek overlord, Brian is one of the founders of, the brainchild of he and partner in crime Christopher Lawrence Cox. Brian cohosts both the Inside the Locker and Digital Noise podcasts.