Scarlett Johansson is getting married? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ok, yeah, I’d come along to the bachelorette party in Miami, especially with fun people along for the ride like Jillian Bell, Ilana Glazer, Zoë Kravitz, and Kate McKinnon. I mean, they’re all old friends and the party in Miami with them will be crazy fun, right? Wait, a stripper dies and they have to hide the body? What, like Very Bad Things? Oh god, well, but it’s got such a primo group of funny ladies and is written and directed by people who worked on the HY-sterical Broad City. Ok, sure, I’ll give it a shot. Wait…..I’m not the stripper, am I? Whew.
Despite the pedigree for fun (or, alternatively, because of it) we came to a split house on our review crew: Two 5’s, Two 9’s. Can you guess which Chris, Elliott, Lara, and JC picked?