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Five and Out 116: Bond Villain-esque Death Traps

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This week Wes and Steve discuss more childhood toys, Spectre, and our Top 5 Bond Villain-esque Death Traps! Enjoy!



What are your Top 5 Bond Villain-esque Death Traps? Let us know! Leave a comment or e-mail us at fiveplaynet@gmail.com!

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    5. Have James Bond be injected with serum that will make him cry with fire instead of tears (obviously it still will burn him), then chain him to a chair and force him to watch “Schindler’s List”, “The Green mile”, “Grave of the Fireflies” and the first 10 minutes of Pixar’s “UP”. The James Bond villain is Sadness from “Inside-out”.

    4. Take away James Bond shirt, make a big tattoo on his chest that say “Tauriel is the best Middleearth character Ever!” and then drop him in the middle of convention for hardcore Tolkien purists. It’s works like a tank full of piranhas. The James Bond villain here is Gollum.

    3. Put a chip in James Bonds brain that will explode killing Bond, UNLESS in 24 hours he will fart on exactly 50 celebrities while being dress up and talking like a stereotypical Chinese man (fake buck tooth included), HOWEVER the farts will have to take place in either a Synagogue, Abortion Clinic or a camp for handicap children. James Bond villains in this scenario are Tray Parker and Matt Stone.

    2. Trick or hypnotize James Bond into thinking that for the next 48 hours he won’t be able to read a single article in the newspaper about what Prince William and Princess Kate where doing in their privet lives and then leave him in a room with a razor perfect for wrist cutting and wait four to six minutes. Trust me on this one, I have a family in London. I know how the mind of a British persons works…

    1. Strip James Bond naked, paint his genitalia to look like colorful ester eggs and then look him in a large field with hundreds of bunnies who are specially bred to be like a wild wolf pack, who’s first instinct upon seeing an Easter egg is to take them (pulled them with their thief if they must) so they can hide them somewhere in the grass. This plot was conceived by every single woman Bond ever slept with and got pregnant, who are planning to celebrate the success of their revenge plot by taking their children on a magical egg-hunt next Easter morning.