Russian cleaning ladies secretly rule the world? Telepathic bees? Intergalactic dragons? Teen Wolf in space with magic shoes? What on Earth is Jupiter Ascending? Hopefully, this Highly Suspect review can offer some answers.
Jupiter may be ascending, but here at Planet One Of Us, it’s all about the dissent. Brian, Chris, Michael, Elliott, and Diva take up arms and wage war, not for the fate of Earth, but for the probably totally equally important final consensus on the new Wachowski flick.
Spoiler alert, we don’t come to a consensus. Still, a fun review and one you should definitely listen to before heading to the multiplex this weekend.