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Inside The Locker: The Super Bowl of Porn

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Shooooooo nuff! Here it is! Our Super Bowl episode is the meanest, the prettiest, the baddest mofo low down around this town!Or, at least, it’s the most completely irreverent Super Bowl episode any sportscast could possibly bring you.

Brian, J.C., Elliott, and Beef Nuggets break down their favorite “Super Bowls” of the geek world, those events of such momentousness that they completely changed whatever game they happened to play. Whether that be the release of a film, the finale of a TV series, or the inception of a new piece of technology, the guys lay out their favorite moments that are “The Superbowl of…”

Oh, and there is unexpectedly a great deal of porn discussion so…you’re welcome!

 

Show Breakdown…

Scores and Stories (5:13)

We chat about the various TV & movie attorney characters who would better serve Aaron Hernandez’s criminal defense than his actual lawyer, we note that the playoffs aren’t the only venue in which Jay Cutler just plain gives up, and we watch a Russian child kick another Russian child in the face…for like ten minutes.

 

Corner Man (28:00)

UFC

Brian and Vince step into the ring with Conor McGregor…and immediately regret their decision. They also ponder whether “Rumble” can tumble “Long” Jon Jones. Wait, are we still talking about porn?

 

The Bowl O’Bowls!  (50:54)

Toads Dragon

From Movies to videogames from yacht racing to porn (WHAT?!), the guys give their picks for the biggest moments of spectacle, convergence, and game-changingness from the geek world. These moments are the Super Bowls of their respective fields, but obviously there could be a case made for so many more. What say you, comment section?

 

 

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Brian is a four-year veteran of the interwebs, a member of The Austin Film Critics Association, and currently writes for Film School Rejects, Movie Pilot, Movies.com, and Fandango. An obsessive consumer of film, Brian loves everything from Buster Keaton to 80s post-apocalyptic sci-fi. He’s also a diehard Indianapolis Colts fan and collects VHS, laser discs, and classic game systems. An eighth-level geek overlord, Brian is one of the founders of OneOfUs.net, the brainchild of he and partner in crime Christopher Lawrence Cox. Brian cohosts both the Inside the Locker and Digital Noise podcasts.
  • ITL and porn.
    I never thought about trying these things together, but I’m sure that’s what the guy who invented Reese Cups said about chocolate and peanut butter. And that combination turned out great. So fuck it, nerdy sports talk and porn ….. BRING IT ON!!

  • Chris McGowen

    Lawl, I was mentioned at the end of the podcast this week.

  • JoWoCo

    Oh this episode was just absolutely magical!

    I got Seattle winning since, hey might as well root for the NFC.

    Also, the Super Bowl discussion, but oh my god that was magical. I do watch porn parodies because I do find them hilarious and also a bit of a guilty pleasure. There was also a Boardwalk Empire porn parody in 2014. But all your choices was great and led to some the biggest laughs I’ve had all week!

  • IrishSpartan

    To you foolish ITL Seahawks fans….

  • Postman257

    i got my flight set for Seattle to apply for the offensive coordinator job for the seahawks

  • Scott Johnson

    Credit to Beef Nuggets talking about Battletoads and Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team. I know it better from the SNES version, which had a pretty incredible soundtrack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bl1d3l3SJQ