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Walter White Hates Spoilers (Spoiler-Free)

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Here at OneOfUs.Net, we are justifiably terrified of one Mr. Walter White. This towering pillar of apocalyptic destruction and certain doom does not take kindly to people infringing upon his unholy, but still magnificent works. For example, as AMC’s Breaking Bad draws to its close, Walter has become pretty steamed over the prevalence of Breaking Bad spoilers that are turning up all over the internet by those who live-tweet and otherwise seek to self-indulgently ruin the experience for everyone.

We received this letter from Mr. White, typed (though it felt more scrawled) on a crumpled sheet of notebook paper (absurdly long notebook paper) with a smaller note that curtly commanded “post this, now!” Far be it from us to disobey the almighty Heisenberg, so here now is Walter White’s message to those who are contemplating running their digital mouths about the particulars of the final episode as it airs.

We suggest you genuflect and take heed.

Walter White Letter

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Brian is a four-year veteran of the interwebs, a member of The Austin Film Critics Association, and currently writes for Film School Rejects, Movie Pilot, Movies.com, and Fandango. An obsessive consumer of film, Brian loves everything from Buster Keaton to 80s post-apocalyptic sci-fi. He’s also a diehard Indianapolis Colts fan and collects VHS, laser discs, and classic game systems. An eighth-level geek overlord, Brian is one of the founders of OneOfUs.net, the brainchild of he and partner in crime Christopher Lawrence Cox. Brian cohosts both the Inside the Locker and Digital Noise podcasts.